faithugo64:
officially done with this thread,over to unizik thread,i love you all

faithugo64:
Dharay99,kidprogrammer,getovame
my result s out o,253 my redeemer liveth!

faithugo64:
none yet o,dharay99,the five times free check won't start counting untill your result is released
NB: DON'T GIVE YOUR REG NUMBER OUT!!! Else busybodies go help you exhaust your free checks!

dharay99:



none yet, tho I can now access dia website buh I'm scared of checking cus diz 5tymz maximum check limit is giving me concern... I feel I should give dem enuff tym....
Wah u tink?

IKNuel:
Okay. Now i'm frustrated as Bleep. Still not seen my result, wrote on the 12th tf?! Someone please explain whats happening.

dharay99:



Ur 1st sentence tho... best to answer d question.

dharay99:



Ur 1st sentence tho... best to answer d question.

cassyrooy:
See mine above, i had to change the 4 to 3 in the link in my last post

drfunso1:


I've send it, check ur mail

drfunso1:
To print your JAMB slip just send me your REG no and it will be delivered into your email in less than 10min.Free of charge.. hurry before d website is congested Reach me on whatsapp 08108565416

Pr0ton:




The answer is





























smartphone! Now tell me. Who has a dirty mind?

Pr0ton:


Hmmm. Ok. What about this?

Girls play with it when they are in bed before going to sleep. You can't see them fiddling with it at work. They only allow very very special people to touch it. What is it?

Pr0ton:


Guy. You don get where I dey pack them from abi.

Pr0ton:


Na so you stingy reach

Pr0ton:
Anyone??

What is at least six inches long, goes in your mouth and more fun when it vibrates?

MockinJay:


*slowly brings out my koboko*

Pr0ton:


Yaga. GetOvaMe could be nice to share a plate with you.

Pr0ton:
Anyone??


Imagine a duck in a glass bottle. The neck of the bottle is too small to allow the duck through. The bottle is perfectly formed and has no trick bottoms or other openings. How do you get the duck out of the bottle without damaging either the duck or the bottle?

Pr0ton:
Anybody??

How many bricks does it take to complete a building made entirely of bricks?

Holamarncy:
..yea.. "quite" not Jxt close...bh guy aw u tink say election go be..cos my pman i know say if i finish jamb today he go wan talk say make i still glue for lag..d election fit hot oo....

Holamarncy:
kado estate ..you?

ogunsinamayowa:


i have been thinking of sociology recently. i love d course; perhaps, i will change my mind to sociology.....or even law.
i chose law when i did my registeration for unilorin, but later i heard that UI has change their admission procedure. so, when my marks comes out in jamb, hopefully i will buy change of institution form.

Holamarncy:

yep yep

Holamarncy:

hmmm...beings!!!!
pls lets show show intelligence
i only replied him in a very calm manner i expected d same even in a joking manner bh he jxt flared up..haaa..when he z nt a lady......
i was expecting a more matured answer bh which ever way m sorry for quoting him

Holamarncy:

i hear..hmmm..when u mentioned NAIRALAND ..z he d only one in NAIRALAND ..if u had mentioned his name then its a different thing ..nd from his post i doubt if he z aspiring nd neither a student ...
so pls be straight.nd stop all the "horohoro "

Pr0ton:

cassyrooy:
I think i might just stop posting until after jamb, my mind has been rigged by GetOvaMe. This thread is filled with dudes. Not fun quoting dudes.

geedot:
Yσυ would be surprised if ℓ told уσυ Nairaland UI peeps doesn't even make up to 10% of the students in UI.. ℓ ll Jυƨτ advise уσυ to blast уσυr jamb first and come for post-utme and see for yourself.. After that come back and quote me!!!