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FrancisTony:

Lol, UI didn't fall below my expectations.
I love that school die -hyperbole - but I really don't want to travel again... I'm darn tired

1) They have got the best serene environments and beautifully designed buildings.

2) Airconditioned lecture halls and sound lecturers. UI has the highest number of lecturers

3) Best hostels - four people in a room unlike other schools; and nice cafeteria that sells food at a cheaper price.
And many more.

I love their undergraduates because they don't boast and stroke their egos on Nairaland like this three useless schools do.

- UNIBEN; useless over-rated school with their undergraduates feeling funky.

- OAU; over-rated public school living on past glory with tattered buildings.

- UNILORIN; with over bloated ego. Far from better nur be only better by far.

FrancisTony:

Okay! Gotcha...

I wrote WASSCE once - S.S3 - It's wrong choice that has been my hindrance.

2013 - beat UI cutoff for Geology--tho' I prefered Pharmacy to it but I heard that UI calculate O'level points which detered me; I had wrong jamb combination and I didn't do C.O.C because Archeology and Geography was the only options and I don't like them.

2014 - I chose a highly competitive course instead of Geology since I have witnessed that UI doesn't make use of O'level points any longer--Pharmacy to be precise. I didn't meet the cutoff and I wasn't given anything in supplementary list even though I'd have accepted anything. Lol

FrancisTony:

Insufficient O'level or Awaiting result?.

Insufficient... Kind of, I'll say maybe I didn't get enough info 'bout the O'level subjects. JAMB Brochure wrote one nonsense, and their site stated something different. And I aslo thought government 's an Art subject.

P.S Unilag aspirants learn from this. No 2 sittings too.

What course?
Actually, they stated that anyone applying for Engineering department must have further mathematics in his/her O'level.

Yea, Computer Engineering.

Why? How?

That day spelt doom for us, and many other folks with the same predicament.

Maybe...


I think people that know someone has an edge in getting nice course compared to others.

Perhaps.

FrancisTony:

I repeat once again, "people have a wrong notion about UNILAG".

olatunji21:

Nothing to be scared about U.I,..

olatunji21:

Goodmorning bro

pls can u tel me about Unilag's admission process.. I went through their site and i saw they do offer Sociology..How is their PUME question, is it d same as ur jamb combo or general questions and lastly what was last year cutoff ffor Sociology?

thankyouJesus:
I dont know what to make of your post, I am going to ask directly. Is this an insult or compliments?

cassyrooy:
...heading to the church


GetOvaMe: So you're gonna seal this up? I'm proud of you

Pr0ton: Dudes' got eyes

I nodded happily, scoring such a girl is a massive thing to happen to anybody and i was sure damn lucky she choosed to be mine.

* * * *

Priest(ThankyouJESUS): Do you Cassyrooy take this woman, Cutebumzy to hold and to cherish.... Bla bla bla....

I quickly reminised about my last two girlfriends, Treasuregr8t and Bhuumhite, glancing through the crowd i saw their faces, i loved them but my life was standing infront of me, awaiting on me to answer my matrimonial JAMB CBT question, in seconds i looked in her eyes and passionately i said;

Me: I do with my Life

There was murmurs in the congregation but i was uninterested

Priest(ThankyouJESUS): Do you Cutebumzy, take Cassyrooy as your husband, to respect and to obey, to be loyal and faithful until death do you...(in my mind*so even priest dey change questions*)

Cutebumzy gazing at the crowd also, i read her gaze, she searched for her ex-es and suitors, Kingjay18, T33jay007, Olatunji21, turning to me with watery eyes and cutest of smiles

Cutebumzy: I do

Priest(ThankyouJesus): I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss the bride.

Removing her vail to reveal her immaculate lips, i made to kiss my seconds-old wife but the chanting of 'Sai Baba! Sai Baba!! Sai Baba!!!' was everywhere.

* * * *

...Cassyrooy wake up, Buhari is giving a speech, Ogunsinamayowa and Horpeyemmi66 jerked me awake.

Which kind people surround me like this? I was asking myself when President Jonathan announced that the just declared winner of the 2015 Presidential Elections, Rtd. Gen. Buhari of the APC was #AprilFool by #INEC to #NIGERIANS.



















Disclaimer

I Cassyrooy is not responsible for any misconcieved thoughts or ideas.















Copyrights Warning!
This post was intended to be humourous and to induce pranks of the #AprilFool day, copying and reproducing is an offence which attracts the attention of the new GCFR-elect.

Pr0ton:


21,700? Segunflames

cassyrooy:
Sociology is hot as Yemen and Borno state combined, Geography will be better.

KidProgrammer:
yoh bro..am heading to UI or usman danfodio u nko

KidProgrammer:
Guyz.I don c ma result oo 262 n0ni.....UI N0NI


cc:faithugo64,dharay66,dharay99,GetOvaMe,Elxandre,Heefeh,Proton,Demmy0325,Teejay JAH BLESS

demmy0325:
Kidprogrammer.,dharay99.,getovame... Av saw mine 2 ds mawnin... Scored 255... And funny enuf.., 2day is ma birthday...

cassyrooy:
Dem refuse to show face cos me and Pr0ton just use the aroma of weed dey pursue them, baba even me dey try to catch up o, but chai! Sociology this year might turn up to be a g*y club o!*i've said my mind*

cassyrooy:
I think they used to be a url link for post-JAMB statistics and summary of general students performance, hope to get this years' own.




I need the infostats so as to determine the quantity of weed to buy for UI post-UTME exam.

Elxandre:

wow high score. Congrats

Fun fact : The 68 at the back of your 200 is a needless as the 'P' in psychology in UI

Pr0ton:


Congrats!

dharay99:
kidprogrammer, demmy, getovame, faithugo & who else...

Mankind just saw his result ds mrneen, checked online and I saw one kind aggregate like dat....



Mr dibu gave me 265.

KidProgrammer:
congrats bro,u check am on phone or pc,i try checking mine on ucbrowser but na 404 eror

IKNuel:
bruh tbh? I've checked the portal over 50 times still with "no result yet" so i have to buy the scratch card now ? And wish you goodluck btw. Murder UI's post utme.

demmy0325:
.. Congrats.. Nd it seems thursday candidates passed wel..

dharay99:




Amen.

dharay99:


ohk na, lemme give dem more tym