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horpeyemmi66:
Reticent GetOvame...buy me Kilishi on your way down to IB. Congrats man!

Will do, Le Professeur...

Congrats to you too, mate.

TaoBalinga:
Im fuc.ke.d, im fu.cked , im Bleep.ed, im soo bleeped. Im fucki..ng f.u.cked..



S.hit !

*sobs*

There are really faults in our stars !

My nigga...

#SAD

What did ya score?

geedot:
These cut-offs are not smiling on Art/Social Sciences students...
If last year's was like this, lotta friends of mine wouldn't have got in..
Congratulations to the newly admitted Students, especially the Sociology majors. Welcome to UI!!!

Twalé Baba..

treasuregr8:
Are we in same boat?, coursemate?


Modified: made first page, sign of great wonders and a good day. God has not just put smile on my face but laughter

Yeah! Guess we are...
Coursemate.

Congratz... once again.

olatunji21:
Congratulations Treasureg8t, Cassyrony, GetOvaMe, Misspresident....U are officially a Uite

Graçias!

Coursemates

@SexyKaycee

50?? Mehn, you gats pray hard o.. No fear sha, since u reach 50 you go enter.. dem fit give you Agric and Forestry tho..

...... ..... ....

O'boy... See scary scores.. UI children sha.. dem ready to die with the book.

Vivijeoma:
Cassy,Getova,horpe,oxotocin,what ur score?

Course: Sociology
Score: 7*
(make i no post am finish.... The witches won't be pleased

...Dunno who might be following me, as my village folks now use twitter)

Mehn that CRS na die.. Maybe 'cos I no dey go church sha. I skiped number one, skiped two, skiped three, skiped four, na so I vex stand up go meet the invigilator say na POST UTME I wan write but I no know wetin dem write for my paper.

I was brutally rebuffed so I went back to my seat, tail between my legs.


Prof. Hopeyemi66
SexyKaycee
Collozuz
KingJay
Olatunji21
Mhizdeedy
Ogunsinamayowa
em.. Tholuwaniey
TaoBalinga ...Gee!


All of una wey be front seat parishioners here and those wey don disguise dey veiw as 'Guests'.. oya make una come yarn wetin una score..

Make una no inflate una scores make peeps wey score low no commit suicide o.

Mademoiselle Treasuregr8, congrats love, you aced it.



CASSYROOY [ NA OGUN GO STRIKE YOU IF YOU NO STOP TO DEY GRIN POST YA FREAKING SCORE HERE.. ABI YOU DON FLUNK THE EXAM? ...because IF NA HIGH SCORE NOBODY FOR FIRST YOU POST]

I trust you sha, you no be Olodo now. Ori è wa mbe.


Make I go buy Mortar and Fridge. Mehn, na 911 i go take pack my load come.

ogunsinamayowa:
you are welcome to ibadan o! kabo si ile ibadan o!
when are u having your exam? sat or friday? and the venue. mine is at science faculty building on sat. i will not be around until sat morning though.

Thanks man.
Mine's on saturday too.

Ibadan,

Running splash of rust and gold...
Flung and scattered among seven hills...
Like broken china in the sun...




#Touch_D0wn...


So excited

SexyKaycee:
I smell an Agnostic in you brother
The smell of freedom aye it is

Hehe...

cassyrooy:
E'rything's fair man, the loser was lazy, wish Bugari was there to probe the corrupt as's, taking bribe .

Pete was clever to capitalize on the prophesy that state the 'son of Man shall be betrayed...', he betrayed Jesus trice you know, just to save his head from hanging on a spike over a pyre.


Man, just read!

Well, TBH, I couldn't quite comprehend all what you wrote up there. Who was the loser? And who was lazy/corrupt? I think you've strayed from the subject of discourse.


No matter. I have no intention of arguing 'bout religious books.

Besides, you Christians have a funny way of paraphrasing the Bible.


Shalom.

cassyrooy:
Wonderful! You didn't mention Peters' move to defend Jesus when he rolled off an ear, hopefully but was quilled by Jesus orders to sheild his weapon.

A mystery.

Forgive me for omitting that bit...

'Nuff has been said 'bout bro Pete in the bible already.

While the Christian folk are hanging portraits of the other disciples and portraying 'em in immaculate robes. Judas seems the odd one out!

The Black sheep, loathed, unsung, singled out and unloved.

I find it rather unfair.

Pretty much why I decided to focus solely on Judas.

SexyKaycee:
Haha Nicely written

But did Jesus raise 5 men?

Thanks buddy.



Of course, he did

.....


John 21:25

02:43am.
Sunday, 30/08/2015


Insomnia induced scribble.


............... ................

JUDAS ISCARIOT


Walking past the knot of high priests, Judas halted, throwing
the sac slung over his shoulder into an abrupt swing.

One dusty foot behind the other, he began a slow reverse. A priest had mentioned Jesus, he was certain.

But what could they possibly want discussing master? Or was it another Jesus?

He finally stopped behind an olive tree, giving just enough distance to see and eavesdrop.

"...we must seize that blasphemer!" A white robe spat.

" the bloody Nazarite, son of a mere carpenter, parading himself as the Messiah. He
should be tried and crucified." Another said, stroking his grey beard.

Judas gummed to the bark,thoughts flashing across his
mind as the malicious priests chatted on. It was, indeed, his master.

Should he run off to warn him and the others? Should he stay and listen to more? Confusion gripped him.

Suddenly, an idea hit him and he grinned.


"I'm going to dupe these priests."

How could they possibly handle a man that walked on a raging sea? Raised the dead, ordered demons out of their hosts and performed a whole lot of incredible miracles... The terrific scene of how Jesus had simultaneously raised the five men that drowned in the Jordan river played in his head.

He grinned again.

They would never get master.

Judas branched away from the tree and launched towards the
priests. Nearing them, he cleared his throat, and began speaking with a confidence that made them all stop and turn.

"Shalom. What are you willing to give me if I deliver him to you?

Is it not Jesus of Nazareth you seek? I'm Judas, one of his disciples."


* * * * *

The coins in the camel-skin sac
rattled as he swaggered away, smiling to himself.

The priests had just paid him thirty cool pieces of silver. Easy
money.

He was to just lead them to his master.
Then, he would watch Jesus rent the clouds and rain fire and brimstone upon them.

* * * * *

It was the firery torches that first appeared from the dark,next, the clubs.

Glinting swords and their wielders soon became apparent from the marching
noise. They all proceeded, chanting till Jesus and his disciples came into view.

Then, they halted and began to part so Judas could majestically walk out.

He pressed forward, got to Jesus and planted a kiss on his cheek.

This was the signal he gave the high priests.

"...since we all dress and look alike, the one I kiss is Jesus, go
ahead and take him." He had told them.

Smack! The kiss plastered and the crowd moved in on Jesus.

With glee, Judas instinctively stepped back, away
from the impending thunder!

Suddenly, a too-fast-to-be-seen fist rammed into Jesus.

Judas grinned, awaiting Hell Fire to rain imminently on the lot of them.




No retaliation came.

The wide grin slowly withered.

Throwing up his head in anticipation of angels, he brought it down to see a helpless Jesus being brutally battered by the crazy soldiers.

"What's happening?! Call down fire, master!" He breathed from where he stood, his body jerking in synchrony with the blows now landing on Jesus.

This wasn't the plan!


The slams and kicks soon became too fast for Jesus's defending arms to catch up with.


Judas gave up.

A wave of remorse hit Judas as they roughened Jesus away.


He had just betrayed his master.

........ ........




I was wondering... If you lot had ever thought about Judas' story from this perspective.





HAPPY SUNDAY FOLKS.


*Goes back to reading C.R.S for UniIbadan's P.UTME..*

#Countdown:_12_Days_To_Go

We all live with a demon inside...

Some days, you control the demon,

And other days, it controls you.

And it is always hungry.

It feeds on anger, aggression ...longing...

And while you may slumber,

It tempts you into crossin' every line you've ever drawn.

And all the while, it hunts you...

Haunts you..

Sometimes renders you incapable of telling friend from foe.

Trying to screw your mind over,

Trynna consume you whole.


..............................................
..............................................


My apologies for my derailing of this wonderful thread in the last couple of days.

Spewing one obscenity-laced tirade after the next.

I promise to refrain from using any such acrimonious statements and terminate all homicidal behavior&missions, even when confronted by im.beciles or when a group of scum.bags try to invade this thread again, out of the respect I have for you guys, as I have recieved mssgs in regards to this matter.

Thanks.





As for you;

Your sins are forgiven.

GO!

SIN NO MORE...





Have a great day ahead, folks.


*sips holy water and continues reading Dr. Luke's account of the Acts of the Apostles*

Sveen:
Stop being a cretinous dunderhead and bring your game to me, and if you're really scared, why don't you drop your address here. I dare you to drop it dude, we'll bring drama to all you herds.

Impertinent ignoramus, I'm not the reason your life is
miserable, if you're so frustrated in life why don't you
go jump in the lagoon. That's where your comfort is.

If you know you have nothing important to do than making empty threats to those who are absolutely above you in every ways, just shut the fvck up and stop blowing your rotten
trumpet like a somalian refugee who just received
free lunch.

I think it's about time I showed you the meaning of sveen.

Forgive me brother,
I changed my mind.



I am going to kill him afterall.

Lol.... Okay bros, I don hear you. (got ur P.M)

For your sake.

PEACE.

Sveen:
It is either you're a psychalgia deranged sphinx or a vacuous dimwitted sissyphelean nitwit.

Don't tell me you're obtuse to the fact that your
ass had just been scourge by an erupting volcano.

Your threats means absolutely nothing to me, It's obvious that you're just an impertinent saucy supercilious myopic
hyperopia liverwort.

I won't tell you to fvck off, I'm very accommodating,
dude come for me or scamper for your miserable
existence while you still can.

Now will you stop spewing gobs from your flatulent bowl towel and bring the dawn game to me, I'm expecting your punk a.ss

Yes!

Most of my VICTIMS start screaming right 'bout now.

You seem to be a special case, tho'. You're screaming in a different language.

These incomprehensible jargons you wrote up there, is living proof that UniIlorin is a breeding ground for a special specie of I.diots.


I'd have said you should work on your English, but, i've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are. Besides, you won't live long enough to do that.




Perhaps, the purpose of your whole existence in life was to serve as a warning to others.



Be sure to say your farewells.

cassyrooy:
I wasn't happy exiting this thread, but nonetheless, the boring blands has become whisp and will cringe back to wherever they crept out from, we just learnt something, 'not every fella with skin is human, some are just primate with the ability to speak and write'.


GetOvaMe, haba! The kid should only be traced just to advise his parent on how to curb his menace, please don't emphasis on his dare, he's young and stup'id, nothing more.

Well, the kid has a sharp tongue... I'd so love to tear it out of his face.

I agree he is a menance, even to the society. Its hard to believe his parents are to blame for producing the thing, I can take preventative measures and seperate him from his head.

It'll surely serve as an example for his comrades.

You know how this thing works man. They always need a demonstration.



Sveen, I appreciate you droping your address... Shows gumption.

Brave lad.






Now tell me... How Exactly Would You Like To Die?

Sveen:
Da fuq? I can see that stupidity had become inherently gracious into your soul to the extent that you decide to spew load of trashes. I haven't used the word "no offiense" in my entire life in this milky way. If I offend someone, then the offense is intended. And tell sgmite or whatever you call him to come and testify to inventing those words. Dracula day Walker.

Okay, PlayTime's over!

Aside the fact that your English is terrible.

You realy should stop quotin' me kiddo.

Y'know, it can be crazy how just one night of too much excitement can cost you your life.

Yeah, things can turn out realy bizarre for you 'cause destroying kids like you, I can assure you, is my current life obssession.

Seems you don't know how vulnerable you are. You think you're covered? You're save? Faceless Forum abi?

Be a good lad and stop flapping ur gums at me, Before i begin to get IRRITATED.


Because, MARK MY WORDS...

I will track your bitC# a.ss down and I WILL DEPOSIT YOUR HEAD ON THE END OF A SPIKE,


Perhaps. I'll leave it inside the University of Ilorin.




I believe you have been warned, but If you are so inclined, you can try me.


You think you can mess with anyone you meet on the internet innit? I will Bleep your whole world over
#RealLiFE

SegunFlames:
Sorry to say.. You guys are learners

Trolls are meant to be ignored.

They came to feed and you served them the fattest cow.

Now do the needful..

Why? The thread just got interesting..



Okay, for your sake, here's an end to a spectacularly interesting night!


Let's ignore the Pigs guys.



I'm out.

Sveen:
Common sense and diamonds have the same thing in common, it's rare; and not everybody can afford it. I take it that you're just an attention seeking vapid, insipid cretinous fvcktard.

Lol. Who asked you to talk?

If I wanted to hear from an a.ss I'd fart.

And you're so phoney and dumb. More dumb than phoney.

Copying words like cretinuo*s fvcktard from S*g*mite
and Mr c*rk's no offeinse goes to show how you're just a brainless waste of semen.

Pathetic!

Social Media should probably be more of a priviledge than a right.


It baffles me frequently how people come to SM to flaunt their stupi.dity in the most unwarranted sense of baseless pride.


Khassy, ElrayKhalifah, Wheesin, Sveen and co. ; these special breed of i.diots, have been able to prove beyound reasonable doubt why the Far From Better Varsity (UniIlorin) is no more than a breeding ground for i.diots.

I mean, people have the right to be stupi.d, but you guys abused that priviledge.


I understand you guys are realy low lives seeking for attention and shii...but, thing is, NOBODY gives 2fucks 'bout you here.

So, why don't you guys go smoke your cheap crack in a quiet place or something..




On second thought, you realy should go kill yourselves. Seriously.

Your lives aint worth a damn. Thick fuc.ks!

Wizdray:
Please, I've a similar issue with that guy. On my O'level result, the name on it is "Wizdray Dray S"
But on jamb slip, the name is "Wizdray Song Dray".
Hope am save with that?

cc: GetOvaMe

You get an affidavit too. That'll get you covered and save you from any hitches that ish might cost you before the clearance panel.

Dahyotohbad:
guy no vex,didn't mean it like dat,it's just that,I already have the two names on my birth certificate as other names,just wanna confirm maybe it won't affect me in clearance

It prolly would.

You just gotta go get an affidavit.


Shikena!

olatunji21:
GetOvaMe, aw u dy,

Good morning ooo...Gbogbo Uite una welldone... How preparation dy go...

I'm good buddy ...and ya?

Preparation... goin' just fine.

cassyrooy:
So many things gon' come up,
dunno whether we all gon' wake up
but bro we still get to brace up
so that we all can meet up!

The rhyme scheme used above is...?

I can't believe that people are actually answering this..

This is nothin' like a poem, just some random scribble, more like the usual wack lyrics of a single from Davido.


But if, by all means, a rhyme scheme is demanded for this poo... Elpapanoble would prolly be right.


.......................

In other news... Err'one seems to be talkin' bout accommodation.

Speaking of which, I'd like to help.

Like this book I read in High School which says there's a far greater feeling helping others...

so any pretty girl -perhaps, all the pretty girls- in need of accommodation should contact me ASAP.

See, my dad has a hotel @Ibadan, and being a devoted feminist, helping the beautiful female folk on this thread is the least I can do.

Girls only biko..


No hard feelings my niggaz..

cassyrooy:
You don't know me, do you?

Don't I?




Hehehe...



But then, you've always tried to covet that which isn't yours to have.



In other news... Man, those Literature sample questions are very venomous. Tried to read through last night, couldn't get past 30questns... and woke up this morning with a terrible migraine. So these are actually the questions they ask aspirants??


This UI ehnn...


Jesus be a sheild!

...

cassyrooy:
Really?


[s]Hope none of 'em guys are trying to 'Farm on my Land' cos that's the 'Fastest to meet the Lord'[/s]


G.O.M wetin dey?

You too dey mark territory??

No matter.



Og' eme gi vum nanya!

olatunji21:
Yea... its really nice meeting a potential coursemate and also a potential girlfriend here... I Was affected probably bcus of my low score(239)..Anyway its all good now...

Firstly, good thing you can now log in.. That's great news.




In other news... una don dey share the Sociology girls on this thread without due permission from the 'Head Boy'.

That's very ambitious.

cassyrooy:
Bia, maybe you've forgotten the consequence of using archived quotes,
in MI_Abaga's voice 'Somebody want to die'

sometimes we don't deserve what we get, sometimes we earn it, guess well who knows.


Thanks bro

Wetin' be this?..



Wey the Baileys??