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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 9:08pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
horpeyemmi66: Will do, Le Professeur... Congrats to you too, mate. 1 Like 1 Share |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 4:41pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
TaoBalinga: My nigga... #SAD What did ya score? |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 4:34pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
geedot: Twalé Baba.. |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 4:32pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
treasuregr8: Yeah! Guess we are... Coursemate. Congratz... once again. 1 Like |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 4:14pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
olatunji21: Graçias! Coursemates |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 7:27pm On Sep 15, 2015 |
@SexyKaycee 50?? Mehn, you gats pray hard o.. No fear sha, since u reach 50 you go enter.. dem fit give you Agric and Forestry tho.. ...... ..... .... O'boy... See scary scores.. UI children sha.. dem ready to die with the book. |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 5:10pm On Sep 15, 2015 |
Vivijeoma: Course: Sociology Score: 7* (make i no post am finish.... The witches won't be pleased ...Dunno who might be following me, as my village folks now use twitter) Mehn that CRS na die.. Maybe 'cos I no dey go church sha. I skiped number one, skiped two, skiped three, skiped four, na so I vex stand up go meet the invigilator say na POST UTME I wan write but I no know wetin dem write for my paper. I was brutally rebuffed so I went back to my seat, tail between my legs. Prof. Hopeyemi66 SexyKaycee Collozuz KingJay Olatunji21 Mhizdeedy Ogunsinamayowa em.. Tholuwaniey TaoBalinga ...Gee! All of una wey be front seat parishioners here and those wey don disguise dey veiw as 'Guests'.. oya make una come yarn wetin una score.. Make una no inflate una scores make peeps wey score low no commit suicide o. Mademoiselle Treasuregr8, congrats love, you aced it. CASSYROOY [ NA OGUN GO STRIKE YOU IF YOU NO STOP TO DEY GRIN POST YA FREAKING SCORE HERE.. ABI YOU DON FLUNK THE EXAM? ...because IF NA HIGH SCORE NOBODY FOR FIRST YOU POST] I trust you sha, you no be Olodo now. Ori è wa mbe. Make I go buy Mortar and Fridge. Mehn, na 911 i go take pack my load come. 3 Likes |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 1:37am On Sep 10, 2015 |
ogunsinamayowa:Thanks man. Mine's on saturday too. |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 1:31pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
Ibadan, Running splash of rust and gold... Flung and scattered among seven hills... Like broken china in the sun... #Touch_D0wn... So excited 3 Likes |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 3:56pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 2:13pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
cassyrooy: Well, TBH, I couldn't quite comprehend all what you wrote up there. Who was the loser? And who was lazy/corrupt? I think you've strayed from the subject of discourse. No matter. I have no intention of arguing 'bout religious books. Besides, you Christians have a funny way of paraphrasing the Bible. Shalom. 1 Like |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 12:29pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
cassyrooy: Forgive me for omitting that bit... 'Nuff has been said 'bout bro Pete in the bible already. While the Christian folk are hanging portraits of the other disciples and portraying 'em in immaculate robes. Judas seems the odd one out! The Black sheep, loathed, unsung, singled out and unloved. I find it rather unfair. Pretty much why I decided to focus solely on Judas. |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 8:55am On Aug 30, 2015 |
SexyKaycee: Thanks buddy. Of course, he did ..... John 21:25 1 Like |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 2:43am On Aug 30, 2015 |
02:43am. Sunday, 30/08/2015 Insomnia induced scribble. ............... ................ JUDAS ISCARIOT Walking past the knot of high priests, Judas halted, throwing the sac slung over his shoulder into an abrupt swing. One dusty foot behind the other, he began a slow reverse. A priest had mentioned Jesus, he was certain. But what could they possibly want discussing master? Or was it another Jesus? He finally stopped behind an olive tree, giving just enough distance to see and eavesdrop. "...we must seize that blasphemer!" A white robe spat. " the bloody Nazarite, son of a mere carpenter, parading himself as the Messiah. He should be tried and crucified." Another said, stroking his grey beard. Judas gummed to the bark,thoughts flashing across his mind as the malicious priests chatted on. It was, indeed, his master. Should he run off to warn him and the others? Should he stay and listen to more? Confusion gripped him. Suddenly, an idea hit him and he grinned. "I'm going to dupe these priests." How could they possibly handle a man that walked on a raging sea? Raised the dead, ordered demons out of their hosts and performed a whole lot of incredible miracles... The terrific scene of how Jesus had simultaneously raised the five men that drowned in the Jordan river played in his head. He grinned again. They would never get master. Judas branched away from the tree and launched towards the priests. Nearing them, he cleared his throat, and began speaking with a confidence that made them all stop and turn. "Shalom. What are you willing to give me if I deliver him to you? Is it not Jesus of Nazareth you seek? I'm Judas, one of his disciples." * * * * * The coins in the camel-skin sac rattled as he swaggered away, smiling to himself. The priests had just paid him thirty cool pieces of silver. Easy money. He was to just lead them to his master. Then, he would watch Jesus rent the clouds and rain fire and brimstone upon them. * * * * * It was the firery torches that first appeared from the dark,next, the clubs. Glinting swords and their wielders soon became apparent from the marching noise. They all proceeded, chanting till Jesus and his disciples came into view. Then, they halted and began to part so Judas could majestically walk out. He pressed forward, got to Jesus and planted a kiss on his cheek. This was the signal he gave the high priests. "...since we all dress and look alike, the one I kiss is Jesus, go ahead and take him." He had told them. Smack! The kiss plastered and the crowd moved in on Jesus. With glee, Judas instinctively stepped back, away from the impending thunder! Suddenly, a too-fast-to-be-seen fist rammed into Jesus. Judas grinned, awaiting Hell Fire to rain imminently on the lot of them. No retaliation came. The wide grin slowly withered. Throwing up his head in anticipation of angels, he brought it down to see a helpless Jesus being brutally battered by the crazy soldiers. "What's happening?! Call down fire, master!" He breathed from where he stood, his body jerking in synchrony with the blows now landing on Jesus. This wasn't the plan! The slams and kicks soon became too fast for Jesus's defending arms to catch up with. Judas gave up. A wave of remorse hit Judas as they roughened Jesus away. He had just betrayed his master. ........ ........ I was wondering... If you lot had ever thought about Judas' story from this perspective. HAPPY SUNDAY FOLKS. *Goes back to reading C.R.S for UniIbadan's P.UTME..* #Countdown:_12_Days_To_Go 8 Likes 1 Share |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 8:16am On Aug 25, 2015 |
We all live with a demon inside... Some days, you control the demon, And other days, it controls you. And it is always hungry. It feeds on anger, aggression ...longing... And while you may slumber, It tempts you into crossin' every line you've ever drawn. And all the while, it hunts you... Haunts you.. Sometimes renders you incapable of telling friend from foe. Trying to screw your mind over, Trynna consume you whole. .............................................. .............................................. My apologies for my derailing of this wonderful thread in the last couple of days. Spewing one obscenity-laced tirade after the next. I promise to refrain from using any such acrimonious statements and terminate all homicidal behavior&missions, even when confronted by im.beciles or when a group of scum.bags try to invade this thread again, out of the respect I have for you guys, as I have recieved mssgs in regards to this matter. Thanks. As for you; Your sins are forgiven. GO! SIN NO MORE... Have a great day ahead, folks. *sips holy water and continues reading Dr. Luke's account of the Acts of the Apostles* 6 Likes |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 7:05pm On Aug 24, 2015 |
Sveen: Forgive me brother, I changed my mind. I am going to kill him afterall. 1 Like |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 6:18pm On Aug 24, 2015 |
Lol.... Okay bros, I don hear you. (got ur P.M) For your sake. PEACE. |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 6:05pm On Aug 24, 2015 |
Sveen: Yes! Most of my VICTIMS start screaming right 'bout now. You seem to be a special case, tho'. You're screaming in a different language. These incomprehensible jargons you wrote up there, is living proof that UniIlorin is a breeding ground for a special specie of I.diots. I'd have said you should work on your English, but, i've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are. Besides, you won't live long enough to do that. Perhaps, the purpose of your whole existence in life was to serve as a warning to others. Be sure to say your farewells. 3 Likes |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 10:33am On Aug 24, 2015 |
cassyrooy: Well, the kid has a sharp tongue... I'd so love to tear it out of his face. I agree he is a menance, even to the society. Its hard to believe his parents are to blame for producing the thing, I can take preventative measures and seperate him from his head. It'll surely serve as an example for his comrades. You know how this thing works man. They always need a demonstration. Sveen, I appreciate you droping your address... Shows gumption. Brave lad. Now tell me... How Exactly Would You Like To Die? 1 Like |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 11:54pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Sveen: Okay, PlayTime's over! Aside the fact that your English is terrible. You realy should stop quotin' me kiddo. Y'know, it can be crazy how just one night of too much excitement can cost you your life. Yeah, things can turn out realy bizarre for you 'cause destroying kids like you, I can assure you, is my current life obssession. Seems you don't know how vulnerable you are. You think you're covered? You're save? Faceless Forum abi? Be a good lad and stop flapping ur gums at me, Before i begin to get IRRITATED. Because, MARK MY WORDS... I will track your bitC# a.ss down and I WILL DEPOSIT YOUR HEAD ON THE END OF A SPIKE, Perhaps. I'll leave it inside the University of Ilorin. I believe you have been warned, but If you are so inclined, you can try me. You think you can mess with anyone you meet on the internet innit? I will Bleep your whole world over #RealLiFE 1 Like |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 11:14pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
SegunFlames: Why? The thread just got interesting.. Okay, for your sake, here's an end to a spectacularly interesting night! Let's ignore the Pigs guys. I'm out. 2 Likes |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 11:08pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Sveen: Lol. Who asked you to talk? If I wanted to hear from an a.ss I'd fart. And you're so phoney and dumb. More dumb than phoney. Copying words like cretinuo*s fvcktard from S*g*mite and Mr c*rk's no offeinse goes to show how you're just a brainless waste of semen. Pathetic! 5 Likes |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 10:50pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Social Media should probably be more of a priviledge than a right. It baffles me frequently how people come to SM to flaunt their stupi.dity in the most unwarranted sense of baseless pride. Khassy, ElrayKhalifah, Wheesin, Sveen and co. ; these special breed of i.diots, have been able to prove beyound reasonable doubt why the Far From Better Varsity (UniIlorin) is no more than a breeding ground for i.diots. I mean, people have the right to be stupi.d, but you guys abused that priviledge. I understand you guys are realy low lives seeking for attention and shii...but, thing is, NOBODY gives 2fucks 'bout you here. So, why don't you guys go smoke your cheap crack in a quiet place or something.. On second thought, you realy should go kill yourselves. Seriously. Your lives aint worth a damn. Thick fuc.ks! 7 Likes |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 10:22pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
Wizdray: You get an affidavit too. That'll get you covered and save you from any hitches that ish might cost you before the clearance panel. |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 7:02pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
Dahyotohbad: It prolly would. You just gotta go get an affidavit. Shikena! 1 Like |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 6:49pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
olatunji21: I'm good buddy ...and ya? Preparation... goin' just fine. |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 2:08pm On Aug 10, 2015 |
cassyrooy: I can't believe that people are actually answering this.. This is nothin' like a poem, just some random scribble, more like the usual wack lyrics of a single from Davido. But if, by all means, a rhyme scheme is demanded for this poo... Elpapanoble would prolly be right. ....................... In other news... Err'one seems to be talkin' bout accommodation. Speaking of which, I'd like to help. Like this book I read in High School which says there's a far greater feeling helping others... so any pretty girl -perhaps, all the pretty girls- in need of accommodation should contact me ASAP. See, my dad has a hotel @Ibadan, and being a devoted feminist, helping the beautiful female folk on this thread is the least I can do. Girls only biko.. No hard feelings my niggaz.. |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 9:21am On Aug 10, 2015 |
cassyrooy: Don't I? Hehehe... But then, you've always tried to covet that which isn't yours to have. In other news... Man, those Literature sample questions are very venomous. Tried to read through last night, couldn't get past 30questns... and woke up this morning with a terrible migraine. So these are actually the questions they ask aspirants?? This UI ehnn... Jesus be a sheild! |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 9:21am On Aug 10, 2015 |
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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 6:11pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
cassyrooy: You too dey mark territory?? No matter. Og' eme gi vum nanya! |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 11:30pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
olatunji21: Firstly, good thing you can now log in.. That's great news. In other news... una don dey share the Sociology girls on this thread without due permission from the 'Head Boy'. That's very ambitious. 1 Like |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 5:38pm On Aug 02, 2015 |
cassyrooy: Wetin' be this?.. Wey the Baileys?? |
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