cassyrooy:

Ol' boy, you still dey count your years? Hian!


So, It's your Birthday.. I gotta say dawg, you've made quite a reputation for yaself here.
All the love u're getting, so cool!



Y'know, every single day I wake up, I pray to God to give err'body a friend like you...




















Hell, why should only I have to suffer?











Bonn' Anniversaire Cassyrooy!

Fourmatic:
Man, words cannot describe the sort of questions I saw on UI past questions, especially on Literature and Government.

I can categorically state that most of the questions are research questions as they are nowhere near the akara questions we solve everyday. They're mostly like a puzzles or better put, quandaries. I needed Google to answer some of the questions.

Damn right!

If you hadn't affirmed it, many would think I was just blubbering.

Wrappin' up questions in so much technical verbiage, thus, makin' em lethal enough to make students get confused and unable to fully comprehend the questions even if they know the bloody answers!


An old trick... Not a particularly pleasant one.


What's left now is to brace up for war... or give in to lethargy and fall a few points below the cut-off marks.



I'd rather keep the latter at bay.

olatunji21:


Do Send Me d Govt pls..

olatunjiyusuf33@gmail.com

Cc; Cassyrooy


Perhaps, you'd be kind enough to forward the Govt. Questns to the above gentleman?

Thanks.

Fourmatic:
For the literature students here; the most prominent figure of speech in the sentence below is?

"Even now that the typhoon of your tongue is blowing away the roof of my refuge, leaving me with the showers of your kindness"

A. Hyperbole
B. Metaphor

B. Metaphor.

Very crazy question. Me likey..

You had a hand in drafting those Sample Questions don't ya?

Which kind question be this? You're a lecturer in UI, innit?

Make una take am easy o!

MhizDeedy:


Lmao. Oh I'm so speechless... nd u re so sweet. Tnk u honey! Re u related to FG? Nd I won't GetOvaU I wil rather GetInsideOfU

You're welcome, love you too.

Howdy folks,



Uh... I'm in a bit of a situation here. Cut to the chase; I'd downloaded my 'Sample Questions' and found out that some sort of mistake occured and I somehow had the misfortune of havin' some sort of final examination for a PhD degree program uploaded in my account, instead of the actual practice questions.


How very mysterious.



Of course, I'd put a phonecall through to the University of Ibadan admissions/technical desk to complain, only to be bruttally rebuffed. The reciepient of my call totally went ballistic on me.


Very frustrating.


I mean, do these guys expect Secondary School leavers to answer those questions?... The Government was totally insane, and the Literature in Eng. was from the deepest parts of Hell, I was seeing questions about 'Greek' Literature and some books I've never realy even heard of. The whole thing looked alien to me.

I strongly opine that Prof. Wole Soyinka had a hand in drafting those questions.


I didn't even bother to click on the other two subjects.



Anyone, perhaps, with a similar predicament?

Cassyrooy?




* * * * * * * * * * * * *

All the beautiful Sociology aspirants, kedu?



Mhizdeedy, since you're so preoccupied with registering and stuff. I'll intuit your complimenting plaudits;
[Thank you GetOvaMe for sluggin' it out with Mr. Dibu and making the Ol' fella resverse his intial bizzare policy of transfering us to ridiculous institutions strapped with even more ridiculous courses.. #KISSES]


*smiles*

...anytime honey.

sweetwealth:
A friend of mine was transferred to Babcock to study one yeye course

Cray!

But you're eligible, innit?

MhizDeedy:

College of edu to study edu nd religious studies

Jesus, please be a fence!

olatunji21:
College of Education ooo.. Can u Imagine..

Lol.

Terrible man.

olatunji21:
Am good bro... Patiently waiting for the news to be confirmed...

Yeah right.
All the best buddy!
Where dem been transfer you go?

MhizDeedy:

Yeah I did not still believe
Lol see ur mouth like working on it

Hehe..
Were you transfered to any institution?

MhizDeedy:


Mba oooh

Did you hear the policy has been/will be reversed?.. Told ya I was working on it. Yea, I got you D.


Cc; Olatunji21, Howdy mate!

Mhizdeedy..
Howdy love,
What'sup.. You able to log in yet?

http://jamb.org.ng/
postregistrationefacility/
CheckAdmissionRecommendationS
id=F86B985E-C570-4D8E-
B8DC-4B63EA3FDA33


My friend, has been transfered from UniBen[Mass Comm.] to Benson Idahosa University. To study *Mathematics Education*.

Another from U.I (Law) to ...some school in osun to study Islamic studies or som'in.. She's not even a muslim.



Jesus please be a fence!

chibuezewilliam:
baba u don register?

Not yet bro'.

caketake3:
Can people now log in now?
GetOvaMe Bhuumhite Pr0ton FrancisTony

errm...

Of course.

ogunsinamayowa:
GetOvaMe : i think, i'm currently fall in love with your prowess in writing. i like the way you choose your words. by the way, what type of literary genre that fascinated u must? do u write poem or short story? i will like to meet u in ibadan in days to come.

I'm flattered.. Gracias. Would love to meet you @Ibadan too..


Then we can talk 'bout all the things i like; literature; poetry, fiction.. Babies, music, pretty girls, ... Man it's a pretty long list.

cassyrooy:
Shebi you see that guy that you quoted^^^, the goodnews is Dibu has envoleped his name to be sent to a University(i don forget the name), East of Lake Chad.

I got the text from Dibu.

Problem solved.

Nna ehn, how did you get eligible sef? Hian!

Just look at the nonsense you typed.

It's no wonder, Dibu told me UI almost rejected you sef.

Not to worry, that error is 'bout to be corrected.

MhizDeedy:


Lol

Yeah... don't worry, I got you, love.

cassyrooy:
So this is how unserieous you could get?


Dibu and his Eligibility sh/t na bastærds.


But guy if i be you, i'll do anything for my better half - she deserves a caring guy like you.

Mehn.. I went to JAMB HQts at bwari.. Ya'know, to make a formal complaint to Mr. JAMB registrar 'bout my sweetheart not being able to access her account @UI's portal.

The nigga explained that twas cos of the magnitude of applicants and stuff.. he went on to explain a lot of educational and statistical mumbo jumbos that I could neither make head nor tail from.

Anyways, I told Mr. Adedibu that I'onn care 'bout this their eligibility ish, afterall a lotta fvckers were eligible and some good-heads aren't, I just want her in no matter what.

I even offered him 150,000naira to swap your eligibility with Mhizdeedy's and transfer you to Sokoto or Jalingo or Zamfara whereva the hell he wishes (remember when I collected ur JAMBReg number? Yeah right!)

The Ol' fella assured me that my request has been recieved and will be rectified within' 72hrs.

So, don't you panic, love, just hold on until' ....say, tuesday. Err'thing's gonna be resolved.

cassyrooy:
No bro, didn't see any link for download.



Whats up? Have you registered?

Not yet. I'm in a bit of a situation here.

See, my girlfriend's PUTME registration @UniCal has begun..

I have only 5,000naira (mehn my last card o) right now and I think I'll have to give her the money to buy her's.

Infact, I've asked her to come collect it tonight.

elpapanoble:
No wonder you had the stomach to post this. #Tenibajeokanmi.

My cousin couldn't log in. She said she called U.I's admission desk to inquire if the JAMB eligibility status quo is applicable to the University of Ibadan ...and they actually affirmed what Sirneji just said.

It's realy sad.

But if the schools consent to this, there is pretty much nothing the affected candidates can do.

cassyrooy:
yes but the site isn't going through



Modified



Shi1t my card has been rejected for another Merchant Site so, i think you guys should go ahead with registrations while ii rectify this is with my Bank.





Goodluck trying.

Nna ehn.. A whooping 4,500naira .. Shii is just damn too expensive.



Have you downloaded those questions they provided for practice??

geedot:
So happy for you bro that you and cassy got eligible, next thing on your mind should be the "cheap" post-ume now.. All the best man!
Welcome to UI in advance..

Thanks bro..

Mhizdeedy i see you.

Oya give me the good news.

olatunji21:

Not eligible. ...

Holly Molly!!!

#SAD.


Brother... You never know what's gonn' happen, the new policy is recieving a lotta opposition right now so lets pray it's reversed.

Just be optimistic bro'

BTW.. What 'bout ya, have you checked?
@Olatunji21.

olatunji21:
Lolz... Keep calm but boyz don jonze wella ooo.. wey Cassy, ur guy?

Just checked.. I was logged in, wait.. I'm Eligible.


#FAINTS.



#WAKESUP

Cassy is Eligible too.
@ Tafawa Balewa University, Gombe (or is it Bauchi n*gga??)
#FAINTS_AGAIN



I think I'm starting to believe in my mum's God.

olatunji21:
GetOvaMe, any success yet?

Bros, I no dey house and I dunno my JAMB REG off hand mehn I wan piss 4 body 4 bus wey I dey sef.

ogunsinamayowa:
How u dey guys?

cassyrooy
augster
tobillionaire
GetOvaMe
etc

MhizDeedy, your personal text sounds philosophical. and do u relate to Cynthia Morgan?

I'm good man... Been awhile. How u doing?








You know you're one of my favourite buddies 'round here right? So why not steer clear from that girl.. Abi as we just dey prepare for PUME in peace you no like am ni??

MhizDeedy:

Lol tnk u...m tryin ooh God help us all

aiit sweedy, stay beautiful.

MhizDeedy:


Lol aww she's here

Howdy sweetheart, how's your day going? And, hope you're ready to ace UI's legendary PUME?
I bet you are.


Not that I'm stalking or anything, but I just had to say this... I was glued to your profile in the last couple of minutes. You look absolutely ..... *dodges bullets* runs out of thread.



@Cassyrooy. I don't understand french. And, Oboy wey my money na?