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does UI accept NABTEB?

Johntosyne: @get ova me, dats a nice course, xo hope ure reading wel sha coz its part of d highly competitive courses in ui o.

do u tink it'll be too competitive. . I'm considering to go 4 sociology if it'll wat do u tink bro?

pls guys is it true dat there will be no more computer based exam in dis yr's utme?

Johntosyne: Yes o, bt wif high jamb score, which course ar u going for?

economics bro

does UI Accept awaitin' result in SSCE? . . nid ans pls guys

Okonjo Iweala? WTF!. . Ought to 'av been Dame Patience Jonathan

God doesn't watch sports

In Nigeria . . . Am sure all these aint 4 Nigerians

UK CALLS!!! . . . I Can't wait

@op. . Quite Sad. . Bt Life is what we make of it

feel free to add yours. . . Lets keep the fun alive!

1. If you work for 30days and got fired without salary.
2. If you download anything from the internet and it fails at 99%.
3. If you tell armed robbers u don't have a phone and your phone starts ringing immediately.
4. If you are signed to a European Club and your first task is to mark Lionell Messi.
5. If you break up with your boyfriend and he wins 200M UGX the next day.
6. If you buy a phone at the rate of 30k and the price drops to 14k the next day.
7. If you mistake Super Glue for eye drop.
8. If a rat eats only your name outta your important documents.
9. If your only child joins the Nigeria Police Force.
10. If you get to the exam hall with cheating material and can't understand your own handwritting.
11. If you're earning 100k per month and resigned because you got poly admission.
12. If your car spends more time with the mechanic than on the road.
13. If the person you were insulting in traffic turns out to be the person interviewing you the next day.
14. If you scope girl, take her to bed and junior doesn't stand.
15. If you use a heavy perfume and your body odour remains.
16. After photoshoping you still look ugly.
17. If you don't pass both maths and english at your final exams.
18. You work for a company for 10yrs without promotion or rise in salary.
19. You go to a resturant on a first date and after eating fish the bone chokes you!. . Lmao
20. You got to the exam hall and couldn't remember your first name.

like. . Seriously, Mr ibu said this? Never knew there's still a lil dint of sanity in his brain

Gentlepapi: 2baba check d lyrics of majority of its song u can draw meaning frm it bt dbanj though he is cool bt its song its lyk noise ''IMPORTER EXPORTER KOKO WATER'' RABBISH COMPARE TO '' WEN I LUK INTO UR EYEZ GUESS WAT I SEE ITS PARADISE MENHHHHH LYRICS GET MATE JOOR 2BABA OL D WAY....

LMAO @ KOKO WATER. . . 0bvi0usly 2face Idibia is the definiti0n of music in Africa. The dude is just so ann0yingly g0od and unstopable. Consistently recordin' great songs, 2baba shouldn't be compared with any african musician, he's a living legend and guys like Dbanj(who is lyricaly wack!) should look up to him as a role m0del :-P. Lyricaly on point. D fact that he is the only nigerian whose song (African Queen) has been used for a soundtrack for an american movie (PhAT Girlz) 'w0ow's Me. D only person i see jumping into his shoes is David0. .lol#just kiddin'

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G0D wh0 Lifted them up, will never let me down.

ghettodreamz: First artist to win the Best African Act award at the 2005 MTV Europe Music Awards in Lisbon. He is also a United Nations Ambassador.

it dosen't stop there. . World music awards 2008. . And uncountable award. Also only nigerian musician whose music *african queen* was used 4 a soundtrack in an american movie *phat girls*

through all d strugles
through all d pain
through all d things dat drives a man insane
we're still 2geda, still standing tall
and i'll be there to catch ya if u fall(though u can't) wow. . What can i say?. . .2face idibia, the definition of music in africa, undisputably the best thing dat happen'd to music in africa, a true living legend u're awesome, incredible, unstopable. . .Hbd. LLNP. . Wish u 20 more decades of bliss

NA ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE

make she go drink ''agbo'' nah!

Socrates05: Baba AY carry go, i blive say d guy to quantify Uk life and wen he stil schol in Delsu which 1 he sweet passs. Na Delsu ooooo. D guy voice his mind dat who no go Delsu or Schol no knowooooo

whetin dis 1 dey write sef Na by force to coment?

irecruit: NICE PICTURE, BUT DID THEY WENT TO NEW YORK JUST FOR PICTURE?

i beg make una pity this dude na

for there is no condemnation whatsoever for those who believe in Christ Jesus. . . I LOVE JEHOVAH

who cares??

Wole Soyinka
NIcki Minaj. . . I'm in love with her
Sir James ibori. . . My mentor