labodinho:

Concerning the boy that missed his exam,I don't think there's anyway out there but he can check the senate building to lodge the complaint.


For the D.E.,that person ought to have submitted his credentials when he obtained the form and Jamb will send it to the school he applied.You can also consult school for this.

Gracias.

I got a question bro.. Is it certain that EVERYONE who made the merit/catchment cut-off will be on the merit list??

Thanks..

greenek001: please people seeking admission, unilag can be very heartless. hope you checked your subject combination properly on their site...if your jamb combination is wrong, your name wouldnt come out in the list even if ur aggregate is 99.9%....if ur waec requirements are not met,ur name wud come out but u wont be able to register....primarily, unilag dosnt accept two sittings, if thats what you are planning to use, uniosun and lasu form are on sale...if u chose any engineering course, futhermaths is compulsory..for comp science also, futhermaths is compulsory and biology is not accpted.....dnt miss out on ur admission due to lack of information

U.O.E; Government;Econs;Literature in Eng.. Right 4 sociology?

Sociology aspirant. Agg: 63.25 Ondo state.. Whatcha say guys? He good to go?

Sometimes, I wonder if we have
a Vice President. To remember
his name, I sometimes have to
search google to get Mohammed
Namadi Sambo.
This issue comes to my mind
because I see Joe Bidden
(USA VP), always coming out to
take a stand on important
national issues and offer
something. I also see UK's Deputy
Prime Minister Nick Clegg giving
his opinions. Why is it that
nobody knows where Namadi
Sambo stands? We are all
bombarding GEJ on his
ineptitude in fighting corruption,
but where is our VP. During the
time of Buhari, we all know that
Idiagbon (a brave and honest
soldier) was the arrow point in
fight against corruption and
indiscipline. Where is Namadi
Sambo? Some will now argue
that Idiagbon Govt was military,
but USA and UK that I quoted
above are all democratic govts.
Also, it is easier for a VP to act
under democratic setting, where
his position is guaranteed by
constitution, rather than under
military, where he can be sacked
without any question. Also, we
understand that the
responsibility of ''power
emergency'' is under his control.
Nigerians know that GEJ usually
hands responsibility, then give
the person a free hand to do the
job. So, I believe that Namadi
Sambo must have enjoyed free
hand to act. Nigerians are
watching! Nobody is asking for
return of OBJ Vs Atiku acrimony,
but Namadi Sambo should
understand that when the
history of failed leaders are
written, he and other lame-ducks
under this govt will be
negatively remembered.

*Ladies please be honorable
enough to ignore this article. If
you can’t bring yourself to click
past this page, just make sure
your boyfriend never sees it. It
will give him good ideas. Good
ideas on how to dump you. I
am not your friend, neither do I
miss being your friend.


Breaking up with a typical Nigerian
chick isn’t exactly like eating
Garri and Yoruba stew. It is
hard. More like drinking Alomo
and chewing bitter Kola. Or
sipping swollen Garri and stale
fish.
Nigerian girls are not easy to
breakup with. They will scream,
shout, kick, bite, and pluck off
your nuts as some sort of
revenge. Your cherished nuts
will be yanked off, ushering you
into nut-less life of no chicks.
It’s pretty depressing.
So as you begin to read this
article with enough
thanksgiving to embarrass
Heaven, and enjoyment to make
the President green with envy, lock your door with a key, to
prevent ‘her’ from casually
walking in and discovering that
her darling boyfriend isn’t so
darling after all. She’ll begin to
scream and yank….
If she’s already in the house,
quietly switch into stealth
mode; crawl under your bed, or
into the toilet. That will be your
classroom for the next couple of
minutes as I teach you how to
breakup with your Nigerian
chick.

#1. Never Break Up In Your
House.

Break up with her in your
house? That’s so 1992 son!
Where have you been my child?
Only your father and the fathers
before him still thought it was
cool to give their girlfriends,
and the old girlfriends before
them, the sad news in their
mud and thatched houses. No
harm there. Their houses were
cheap.
This is the 21 century, and
mankind has advanced to space
travel and all that needless B.S
about you having to move with
the new efficient breakup trend.
Take her on a date, to a very
public place, where armed
police guards are present. They
may be the difference between
you walking away, (whole,
single and searching). Or
stretchered off as an eunuch.
Or take her somewhere where
she can cry or scream, or slap
you, but not kill you. Don’t do it
at home. In fact, never do it at
home. She will become
hysterical grab your favorite
mug and try to kill you with one
good throw. Off course you’ll
duck, but your Plasma TV won’t
duck. It will explode from the
crash. So would your iPhone,
expensive Italian chandelier,
and the flower vase your
mother got you for Christmas.
Take her out to break up.

#2. Use The Passive-
Aggressive Move

You have to have a format if you
would ever break up with a
Nigerian chick, without making
a mess of the affair. It’s not cool
business, and you’re not
supposed to come out the affair
smiling and hitting the bar for a
celebratory round of drinks.
N.B: If
you breakup with a good
woman, and you hit the
Hennessy corner, then you’re an
animal who’s conscience was
served up as lunch to the
minions of hell, or used as butt
wipe by some demon.

Breaking up with a Nigerian
chick shouldn’t involve violence,
and screams,wet handkerchiefs,
and the use of a bazooka. No,
my child. You have to keep it
simple. That’s the new cool. The
simple breakup. This is how you
do it.
While you’re on that date at an
expensive restaurant (it has to
be an expensive restaurant. It’s
bad manners to breakup in a
local joint while sipping on a
bottle of ‘Shinap and
ogogoro’.), switch into the
emotional zone, and tell her
your mind. Appear sad while
you’re at it. That way she
becomes less selfish, seeing that
her soon-to-be-ex baby is in
pain.
Tell her calmly why you should
breakup, and how poorly you
feel about ending the romantic
affection. Don’t forget to
mention how you’ll miss the
way you scream her name
before you climax *Just kidin'*. And then CRY.
You heard me right, I said cry.
That way the both of you will
cry, and nod heads and console
yourself, and everyone leaves
satisfied that they’re doing the
right thing.
You have to wait for two days
before you rush to the bar for
celebratory Henessy. And be
sure to drink all night.
NB: The last line was sponsored
by the Nigerian Association for
the Celebratory Drinking of
Hennessy after Breakups
(NACDHeB).

This is the only approved
method for breaking up with a
Nigerian chick. Any other way
you’ve heard from your friends,
your shameless father,
concerned Aunt, or learned
from watching Ramsey Noah
and Jim Iyke break Tonto
Dikeh’s heart is from Hell.
This is the once, true, and future
way. Amen.

JulianBond007: mumu! You
are the one high on metallic
sulphur. Eve raps better
than Eminem. Infact Female
rappers like Mc Lyte, YoYo,
Queen Latifah, Non Challant
etc are better rappers than
Eminem. Eminem sucks!

Keky: Dis 1 don craze finish ooooo

...

Lmao.. I swear d guy na mad man

UK PAGE....
Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I
am from Uk,
i love my husband so much and I
can do
Anything to please him... But
recently I am
falling for his cousin, what should
I do?
COMMENTS:
*James silva: I think u need to talk
to your
husband because marriage is all
about
communication.
*Sarah water: Oh my dear,sorry
about that..
Have been in your shoes before, I
had to
wake up and face the fact that I
am married.
*Michael paper: well just remove
your mind
from him and make
your husband do the things you
like in his
cousin..





NAIJA PAGE !
My name is Aminat, i stay in Abuja,
married
with a kid, I think I am falling for
my
husband's cousin! What should i do? No insults oO pls..
COMMENTS:
*Dayo muyiwa : Fool, love na
food?
*Nkiru joy : You are a disgrace to
womanhood.. shame on u,
*Idris kunle : Any news about
ASUU strike?
*Toheeb sule : If u want to fall for
me too, call
my no 0708312455
*Funmi Leye: I no blame u at all,
better go find
something do with your life, fall
koor, stand
nii
*Richard oke : Abeg who get bb
charger(pin
mouth)
*Amaka Achebe : Ur a prostitute,
u need
deliverance !


Smh.

B0oks:
Why Men Love Bitches...
Why Men Marry Bitches.

gcfr.com:
Fred: our client said the problem is from the painting.
Me: tor let them go and buy a new paint na, or better still get a fvking new plane.

lmao. The Perfect Answer!.. I wish i could like dat p0o a bazilion times

Anytime I play Lorde's 'Royals' , I
wonder how a girl of 17 in this
present world where all girls
want are cute boys and alcohol
and fat bank accounts could carve
out a different line of thought. I
said she looks older than her age
and now I love her for her
wisdom. She's a core feminist and
leads a revolution against
'money-centricism'. U gotta
check out this girl. And oh, that
song topped chats in the US and
New Zealand.


I never get tired of

Eminem - Mocking Bird
Adele - Someone Like You
2face - Dance in the Rain & Rainbow
Eminem - Haile's Song
Drake - Marvin's R0om


the list is endless mattie. .

Slogans for Women's T-shirts

. So many men, so few who can
afford me.
. If they don't have chocolate in
heaven, I ain't going.
. Coffee, chocolate, men . . .
Some things are just better rich.
. Don't treat me any differently
than you would the Queen.
anything.
. I'm out of estrogen-and I
have a gun.
. Guys have feelings too. But
like...who cares?
. I hate everybody...and you're
next.
Warning: I have an attitude
and I know how to use it.
. Do NOT start with me. You
will NOT win.
. You have the right to remain
silent, so please SHUT UP.
. All stressed out and no one to
choke.
. I'm one of those bad things
that happen to good people.
. How can I miss you if you
won't go away?
. Sorry if I looked interested.
I'm not.
. If we are what we eat, I'm
fast, cheap and easy.
. Don't upset me! I'm running
out of places to hide the bodies.
. God made Man before Woman
because you always make the
rough draft before the final
masterpiece.



I am a bomb technician. If you
see me running, try to keep up.
- On the back of a t-shirt

IvyBlue: still bashing women to stay relevant in the game ,what an azzhole!! ..he needs a mirror himself..

Shady will lyrically destroy wh0eva d f#ck he ch0ses to diss, be it a Man, Woman, an animal or Spirit..
He takes a shot at anyone he ch0ses to.. And its best u keep shut, coz if u dare reply.. He finishs it!.. He was soft on Klohe.. She sh0uld ask Mariah carey, christina aguilera, Benzino M.j and her sis wat a real eminem diss l0oks like.

Well, i'm in no position to talk to these kids and they listen.. I aint no musician but i'll kick it with 'em a minute.. U guys might call him a menace but y'all gotta swallow the truth, grin, and bear it.. Shady 's the King of these Rude Ludicrous and Lucrative Lyrics.. Put the youth in hysterics.. Using his music to steer it, sharing his veiws in his marriage, bt there's a huge interference btw d man Marshall and his alter ego Slim ShaDy.. Mongers of hate, see its a matter of taste, we as a people decide if shady's as bad as they say he is .. Maybe its hatred he spew.. Maybe its beautiful music he makes for you to just cherish, bt he's debated disputed hated and veiwed as a m0dafuckin' drug addict..modafuckers hate to like u (what did u do em?) huh?.. Do u hav any clue wat he had to do to get there? I dnt think u do so stay c0ol and keep ur ears glued to the stereo.. He's The Greatest Of All Time he's got it all

*VERBAL STRENGTH
*LYRICS
*RYHMES


#TeamShadyManiacs

WS formed the Pyrates Confraternity did he ask you to become a follower??
By the way.. Confraternities exist globally with notable members and
are generally harmless. The
question u should ask is "why
must una own for Naija be
different?"
For those ignoramuses and low lifes spewing thrash on this thread, A little research will emancipate
your hopelessly myopic and
uninformed mind. I recommend
it!
The old fella is one of the reasons i'm proud to be a nigerian. He's the greatest Nigerian Alive!
Ms Abacha, You read a b0ok or something!

ASUU STRIKE, ASUP STRIKE, NUPENG STRIKE. . . So we got all the strikers in Nigeria and we couldnt win the Confederations Cup . .Smh!

smh

:-D

Billionaires: The bearded cultist, who worked for the military government is now becoming a sentimental masochist. He now calls women, "mere domestic appendage", no wonder he married 3 times and divorced 3 times and worships Sango. What a mor0n Wole Soyinka is. He could not manage women, how he feels he can manage policies. Beard Old Cultist and pro-military nincompoop.

if you gonn' ruin his career you better get one first

Sex On Legs.. :-O

jamb is nothing but a scam. . I was there personally at bwari in abuja.. They first tried to scare pple away by requesting for 100,000naira 4 remarking.. a lot of pple brought the money whch was quite shocking to them, they eventually askd the money to be refunded ..Less than 30 persons were attended to .citing irrelevant reasos as d problems .dibu addressed the press(NTA whch funny enough couldn?t ask him any meaningful question) and walked out of the hall.. Leaving a bunch of unsatisfied and agitated jambites, without even touching their scripts.. The press were sorted by jamb, NTa did not capture the case of a boy who got 2**, came with his dad argued to get his Omr remarked and his marks were above 320.. But Didu said there was some kind of asithmetic mean deviation used in marking d scripts and it wouldnt be changed.. I weep 4 naija.. We aint got no future in tommorow
corrupt bastards

Too often I find that the subject of
death is addressed with goofy
speculation, close-minded
stubbornness, or outright fear
and avoidance. So let's bypass the
"Death for Dummies" approach
and take a deeper intellectual look
at death to better understand the
important role it plays in our
lives... and especially what it can
teach us about how to live.
As far as our human bodies are
concerned, death eventually
captures all of us. As far as I can
tell, no human being has yet
managed to live forever. Even if
we evolve new silicon bodies for
ourselves and find a way to
transfer our minds into them,
there's no reason to believe those
bodies will be immortal either
(even with frequent upgrades).
We may be able to delay death,
perhaps even for a very long time,
but eventually our physical
existence will end at some point.
Forever is too long for us to last
as physical beings. No backup
system is foolproof, especially
when its opponent is the infinity
of time.
On average more than 150,000
people die every day on this
planet. That's 2 people per
second. Over a million corpses a
week. And this is "normal" for
planet earth. Does this fact help
you get some perspective on the
scope of various tragedies? If
3000 people get wiped out in a
single stroke, that's still only 2%
of one day's total... hardly
significant from a cosmic point of
view.
And here's the worst part. You
don't even know when you'll die
(unless you're reading this right
before committing suicide, in
which case I'd better keep
writing). But my guess is that you
don't have an item labeled "die"
on your to do list or in your tickler
file.
So how comfortable do you feel
with the idea that today might be
your last day alive? why are
people so scared about the word
"DEATH OR life after DEATH"?
Is it because of the uncertainty of
whatever lies ahead of us after
we give up the ghost?
why dont people look forward to
their death date like the way we
often look forward to our
birthday?
Do You believe in Life After Death?

i did study hard for the jamb examination, and did it without mal practice, but the result was 'unexplainably' poor, i wasnt well prepared last yr and i got above 220. . Somethin' is definitely wrong with the marking of my OMR, i am ready to take up my case to Jamb office and defend my result. . . Jez need any advice.

i did study hard for the jamb examination, and did it without mal practice, but the result was 'unexplainably' poor, i wasnt well prepared last yr and i got above 220. . Somethin' is definitely wrong with the marking of my OMR, i am ready to take up my case to Jamb office and defend my result. . . Jez need any advice.

Marshall Bruce Matters III...
remains the Greatest of All Times

only picture of her facewould love to see picture of her butt before and now

hi guys pls does UI offer INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS?

pls guys is it true dat d computer based tests and the pen on paper tests will not be conducted d same day april 27?? Does d cbt hav seperate dates?

pls guys. . Does UNILAG offer INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS, and is maths compulsory in JAMB 4 sociology or international relations??

is maths also compulsory in JAMB 4 sociology* . And international relations

pls guys is maths compulsory 4 UTME subject combinatn 4 Economics?