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So you became bored, need to create a controversial thread. You registered an alternative account then create a thread to diss everyone.

Smh... Buhari has failed us all

True. Lalasticlala

vizkiz:
An intelligent man will never brag about his intelligence. He will rather act dumb and learn from others

Where are the paraplegic haters (MRDAVIYJONES and Kastonkastroll) who were against this bro about not being intelligent

Intelligence is never about being able to input vocabularies in your statements. It is about hitting the minds of people with facts Bro you are real

Lol. Funny

Cutezt:
[color=magenta] P R T V Jos, They Are Always Commited To Failing You, I Once Saw One Of Their Casters Putting On Make Up While Live On Air, NTA, Follows Closesly. [/color]

Do away with this color makes you look gay.

Cc lalasticlala. Frontpage bro

To me I vote NTA as the worse. That station is an embarrassment to the Federal Republic of Nigeria

[b]1. Do NOT, ever, hit or abuse a woman, it's down right disrespectful, and it does not make you powerful. In fact it just shows how weak you are.

2. It's rude to stare at other women in the presence of your lady. Keep your eyes on your woman. She's there for a reason.

3. Do not brag about what you are not or brag about what you do not have. You are just deceiving yourself.

4. Stop sagging your trousers, we don't want to see your boxers, especially the dirty ones, cos it does not make you look responsible.

5. Never give yourself a haircut, barber shops are there to do just that.

6. Do not wear tight jeans that shape your package… like Danny K. We are okay with playing the guessing game. Really.

7. Never say you are almost there when you bloody well know that you are far from near. If you haven't left yet, then just say it.

8. Do not cringe in fear or panic in front of your kids or younger ones, even if there is a cause to. You are a Man for a reason! Some Men can't kill a rat....lool!

9. Do not wear shades at night, in the mall or on your forehead.

10. Do not say you'll call us back when you know you won't call back, its so annoying (from a lady)

11. Do not wear a gold chain with a suit, or go to the dentist and ask them to put gold teeth in your mouth. It looks errrrgly!

12. The phone tucked under your belt is not ideal, there are better places to keep your phone. Try using your pockets.

13. Never sit still while a pregnant woman stands in a bus.

14. Never compare your lover with your Ex, she has expired, face the one you're now blessed or cursed with.

15. Never compete for the mirror, they are there simply for women.

16. Do not scratch, adjust or re-package your whatever in the public, its disgusting. You can do that in somewhere more private!

17. Mama's boys, leave your mom at home. Stop talking about her, comparing every girl to her, and expecting her to do everything for you, afterall, you won't marry your momma.

18. Do not grow your pinky nail, it's a no no no!

19. Do not refuse to eat because you have a misunderstanding with your spouse. C'mon, it takes her time and energy to prepare the food.

20. Call a spade a spade: never be afraid to say what you need to say. Do not lie, women can handle the truth![/b]
http://www.sowetanlive.co.za/goodlife/2013/04/11/top-20-things-men-should-never-ever-do

TrapQueen77:
I won't tell mine... Quite big coz I need a new stuffs to keep me going

It doesn't matter. Just tell us the amount and what you spent it on

Lalasticlala

Mine was pretty low. Just 2000. For fueling the car what about you?

Please this thread is "forming free Zone"

Hardly will you find a Nigerian lady who does not try to Fake/twist her tongue while talking. You listen to them on radio and see them on Tv all they do is fake their accent!

Is there anything wrong in talking cool and clear You will hear stuffs like
* Oh ma Gawwwwd
* Ok I love that "Sung"
* Gurl you'v gat it
*I am like doohr


Seriously

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#2ecc71]you done come again [/color]

I like you

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#0099ff]Valerie or Palar or Canyon [/color]

Because you are valerie

TamedWolf90:
Yes and her state is emanating from an emotional Lobotomization... But I pray this doesn't ignite a clamorous remonsration..

Come to to of it, how dare her ex deplete her of her obstereporous and vociferous modus vivendi??

I think it is just a ballyhoo though

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#2ecc71]Then pleasssse!!! Let this ugly woman be!! yes?! Thank you.[/color]

Thought you were busy. Ugly

The mods are awon werey rosicrucian

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#64dd16]Oh!!! I'm busy,.Bye [/color]

You not fine, was just trying to pull your legs

TamedWolf90:
Not a recapitulation but let me tell you this, that it is lecah and pulchritudinous..

Now we are faced with a debilitating, exasperating, a rebarbative and a humongous halfricanadian...

Well i think she is just in a braggadodious mood make her repulsive and effigy