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Romance › Re: #throwback/recent Pictures Challenge by Gflat: 4:44pm On Jul 19, 2016

Hadez:
I cnt share my throwback. Dnt have it

You are so beautiful

Romance › Re: Picture: When Abokis Dab...see Dabbing by Gflat: 10:04am On Jul 15, 2016

falconey:
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wait a minute , grammatical jaguars ? grammatical CATS ?

WOA WOA ......

If I call you an egg brain. Does that mean grammatical eggs? Come on you are making me cry

Romance › Re: Picture: When Abokis Dab...see Dabbing by Gflat: 9:43am On Jul 15, 2016

falconey:
why will i report someone who hasn't offended me . I never took offence dude , we are just having a mere argument .

again the hypocrisy, the contest . this isn't the right time for this lets just go on with the argument . i have a dirty record ? well you can create one , create thread about what exactly . why are you deviating from the argument ?

you still havent answer my question what is "jaguar" ?[color=#990000][/color]

you haven't seen that CAT in Nigeria before? You know what is irritating is amongst the whole contestants you r the only one who miraculously is putting on a camouflage of intelligence through his writings (which changed overnight) Tell me again falcon will nairalanders fall for that?

Romance › Re: Picture: When Abokis Dab...see Dabbing by Gflat: 9:29am On Jul 15, 2016

falconey:
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Ever wondered why nobody created a thread for you? That is probably because you are not worth the effort. Even the mod contesting (who have a every clean record was criticized) but not you even if you do it will generate a lesser traffic than event section. You should have realized by now you can't deceive others. You can go ahead and click the report button now wink

Romance › Re: Picture: When Abokis Dab...see Dabbing by Gflat: 9:24am On Jul 15, 2016

falconey:
"Because I Made a remark about you not being intelligent you had to go all in bring up grammatical jaguars to seem intelligent"

if intelligence is not about lexis why did you make that remark ? why is using lexis seems intelligent ? no offence dude i'm afraid you are dyslexic . I made that statement to discrimate your remark .

so you've been checking on me too ,thanks mehn funny I never know you existed before today. anyway thanks don't forget to cast your suffrage (vote), it isn't necessary you vote for me.
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Bro lexis are vocabularies "jaguar" is not a vocabulary. Do you even understand the meaning of the words you type? cheesy

yes I have noticed you i am not suffering from oblivion if you are wink

My vote is as important as every other moniker on nairaland which you just WAVED OFF saying it isn't necessary. I hope you get to learn from this mistake. You just unleashed a bullet to your own feet

Which takes my back to my first quote Intelligence is knowing what to say at the right time

Romance › Re: Picture: When Abokis Dab...see Dabbing by Gflat: 9:08am On Jul 15, 2016

falconey:
what I posted are lexis ?

lwkm , if I really bring up grammatical jaguars the only thing you will understand are : IS ,ARE ,TO , UP, DOWN etc

lwkm you never accused me of not intelligent, you just gave epitome of what intelligence should be.[color=#990000][/color]

Well if you are intelligent and not an arrogant character you will decode I wasn't referring to your recent comments. You have always been a sucker for relevant words just as your apprentice. I quoted in the first place. Bruv if I decide to speak in plain words that is because I want to pass a message across to thick skulls. Lol. Like I referred to "intelligence is not about lexis" Get a book and read grow up your mentality it might help you in future

Romance › Re: Picture: When Abokis Dab...see Dabbing by Gflat: 9:02am On Jul 15, 2016

Cutehector:
oh and I guess u are foolishly on every thread looking out for me. Don't u think dats d highes form of stvpidity for a man like u?

No I was not on the look out for you. You are not relevant. Not at all. It's just that when I see an immature irrational and rattling comment it turns out to be yours. I sometime wish you can just go through your posts one more Time just maybe you will get my point. (obviously you wouldn't because you are too blinded by pride and irrelevance)

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Romance › Re: Picture: When Abokis Dab...see Dabbing by Gflat: 8:54am On Jul 15, 2016

MilesLamar:
lol that's a boi.. small one for that matter

Well i am not indifferent about his age but his mentality pretty seems courted

Romance › Re: Picture: When Abokis Dab...see Dabbing by Gflat: 8:42am On Jul 15, 2016

falconey:
yes and you displayed your intelligence by quoting someone as early as this hour and accusing him for being a member for posting ,

secondly, I don't need your advice , it wasn't what this thread is about , if you want to advice me the campaign thread is available for that .

your cacophony about the contest towards me doesn't touch me a bit because I have the carte blanche to antagonise or adhere to any post . it irks me seeing a member whom proclaimed intelligence is knowing what to post at the right time would bring a contest's notion to a discourse that got nothing to do with the contest nor is it relatively close.[color=#990000][/color]

Hahaha. Because I Made a remark about you not being intelligent you had to go all in bring up grammatical jaguars to seem intelligent.
Bruv Intelligence is not the amount of grammatical brutality you can conjour wink

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Romance › Re: Picture: When Abokis Dab...see Dabbing by Gflat: 8:26am On Jul 15, 2016

falconey:
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Intelligence is knowing what to say at the right time. Yeah I gave you an advice to Strengthen up yourself for the campaign and here is what you could bring up? Did you understand what I mean by intelligence now?

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Romance › Re: Picture: When Abokis Dab...see Dabbing by Gflat: 8:20am On Jul 15, 2016

realdee44:
How did you get to know that he is practically on every thread?

Because every topic I read from, his meaningless posts are always there. They serve no relevance to the topic in discussion so why comment in the first place? I am not against his comments I don't care. But they are always irrational and dull

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Romance › Re: Amazing Facts About Sex by Gflat: 8:17am On Jul 15, 2016

If a sperm is proteinous does that mean the ladies that swallows live right?

Romance › Re: Picture: When Abokis Dab...see Dabbing by Gflat: 8:11am On Jul 15, 2016

falconey:
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Instead of you to go ahead campaigning for your tournament you are busy indulging in matters that is none of your business just to seek cheap likes and be tagged a a Badass comment right?

You don't seem like the intelligent one

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Romance › Picture Of The Day by Gflat(op): 8:07am On Jul 15, 2016

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Romance › Re: After Breakup With Your Ex, How Long Is It Advisable To Be Love Again? by Gflat: 8:04am On Jul 15, 2016

You should get back with a rebound relationship first before talking about a real relationship

Romance › Re: Picture: When Abokis Dab...see Dabbing by Gflat: 8:01am On Jul 15, 2016

Cutehector:

Lwkmd..

U are practically on every thread. No offense but that is pretty lame for a man

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Romance › Re: First Time With Your Blind Dates. What Was Your Reaction? by Gflat(op): 3:38pm On Jul 13, 2016

[quote author=VampireeM post=47503093]Nothing

Hmmmn. undecided

Romance › 5 Ways To Catch Woman by Gflat(op): 3:37pm On Jul 13, 2016

Take it from me these methods have worked before, but
don't come running back if a chic slaps you (may be you
didn't follow the instructions well). If you're a guy wanting a relationship check yourself and see if you have any of these if you don't time to up your game.

1) Make it big!
This means get yourself a career that pays you well. It
doesn't matter whether it's in the corporate world or in the hustling world of the street, if you have the spending
power you're a hit with the girls.

2) Make a name for yourself
The girls wouldn't turn down a chance to have a BF that's admired and well known, it makes them feel lucky and every girl likes being lucky.

3) Dress right and tight
If you have an athletic physique and a fine face it won't fly with most Naija girls if you dress like a hard core born again (no offence if you're one) Your high class,
fashionable dressing plus natural looks will sell you any
day

4) the Magic Word
Girls are sensitive to words and they're often moved to act based on them and many Nigerian girls have theirs. For some it could be Cash, others compliments. If you say her smile is very cute in most cases she'll be moved to think about you. Tell her you want to try out a game and need a partner. If she asks what's the game tell her shopping.
Once again the magic words in reverse order; shopping,
cute smile, cash to name a few. There are many more be creative.

5) Make her to feel envied by her female folk
Most women want other women to envy them. Buy a
Nigerian girl an expensive item other girls crave for just as a gift and nothing more (while you're chyking her) telling her it's not a bribe, 95% of the time she'll give you her number if you ask her for it. The rest falls in place with time. Has any of these methods worked for me? Your guess is
as good as mine!

Romance › nairaland Git Talent (season 2) by Gflat(op): 3:14pm On Jul 13, 2016

Hello,
it is my humble desire to reveal the hidden talents behind every handle(for those who would love to participate) on nairaland.
Let's see what you have got?
Can you sing, rap, draw, crack joke and bust ribs etc?
You can upload your recorded voice at most document
sharing sites and drop the link for people to download.
Who knows, some talents just might get picked to collabo.
You never can tell who might see this...
Bring it on! cheesy

Romance › Re: First Time With Your Blind Dates. What Was Your Reaction? by Gflat(op): 3:06pm On Jul 13, 2016

VampireeM:
@ your post.. Really? ..

i'm beefing you BTW Gflat head

Why? What did I do wrong?

Romance › Re: First Time With Your Blind Dates. What Was Your Reaction? by Gflat(op): 3:05pm On Jul 13, 2016

mizzbouqui:
It was good and went awful the idiot was actually cheating on his wife with me

How did you know this?

Romance › Re: Guys What Is The First Thing To Do When Electricity Gets Restored by Gflat(op): 3:04pm On Jul 13, 2016

vizkiz:
The first thing I do is UP NEPA!!!

Oh, I forgot this. lol

Romance › Re: Guys What Is The First Thing To Do When Electricity Gets Restored by Gflat(op): 3:04pm On Jul 13, 2016

Cutehector:
Wat sort of stvpid question is this?

You keep displaying your ignorance and unintelligible comments around

Romance › Re: Guys What Is The First Thing To Do When Electricity Gets Restored by Gflat(op): 3:02pm On Jul 13, 2016

MzPecs:
Charge my phone nah..

Yes same here

Romance › Guys What Is The First Thing To Do When Electricity Gets Restored by Gflat(op): 2:57pm On Jul 13, 2016

Hi everyone,
We live in a country where power is unstable and epileptic. It
comes and it goes. It can be taken and restored at anytime.
Assuming there hasn't been power for some hours/days in
your hood and NEPA PHCN suddenly restores the light, what's
the first thing of utmost importance that you'll do?
Is it to:
Charge your laptop?
Charge your phone?
Press your clothes?
Charge your powerbank?
Charge your inverter?
Charge your tablet/pad?

For me (whenever I am in Nigeria) it's to CHARGE MY PHONE
It's my best friend. I sleep and wake up with it. I use it for business, keeping in touch with loved ones, friends and colleagues etc. It also my avenue for accessing the Internet as I'm mostly online via my phone so I make sure it's charged always

What about you?

Lalasticlala

Romance › First Time With Your Blind Dates. What Was Your Reaction? by Gflat(op): 2:35pm On Jul 13, 2016

I feel inlove straight up. She was just perfect and heavenly. Though I left the country months later and we broke up. Still misses her though

Guys share yours

Romance › Re: .... A Note To Him... by Gflat: 9:17pm On Jul 12, 2016

According 2 ur write up i think it is vizkiz u r referring to prove me wrong

Romance › Re: . by Gflat: 9:49pm On Jul 09, 2016

cindykaey:
You weren't mentioned, or were you?

Now shut up and fùck off till you're called..

99.9% of those on this thread are all cool with viz n abt the thread bt u r the only one hating. I tink I knw y vizkiz talks rude to u pple. Fugly girl

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Romance › Re: . by Gflat: 9:02pm On Jul 09, 2016

sexxydiva:
I will direct you on how it's done when voting starts.

Agreed?

When will dt be?

Romance › Re: . by Gflat: 8:57pm On Jul 09, 2016

vicstar:
bro am just wondering o

Some guys can go to any length to tarnish one's image oo
That's why u don't believe everything u see on net

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-oIcsUv7EnLY/Vq6L0p05voI/AAAAAAAA2g4/O51YKtf1ziw/s640/blogger-image-1397536208.jpg

Yh. I dnt believe everything I read online. Bt I think this is some evidence he has a gud heart

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