₦airaland Forum

DjCandyMusic:
He came with a bae.. I love the babe.. Maybe I should propose to her

I can assure you that you will die. Do you think all these old men are just ordinary like you ?

Preshy561:
Haa!! You are a very funny man.
She even lifted her legs and you are complaining? I will wait for her to lift my legs for me and then, when she's done sweeping the portion, she should bring it down too.

I'm meant to be pampered and petted as I'm gonna be the one to choose if I'm marrying their son or not, and also gonna be the one that's gonna choose if the family is hardworking and compatible enough for my liking.

Se Oro niyen Abi iso lenu.
Wa PE ngboro.
Awon iranu eeda.

Cradle000:
Just seeing this and hope I can make my contribution too. I have this online biz I'm presently running and can't drop details here. It's doing really well and I want to scale it up. I started few months ago and I'm getting close to $145 each week. So I plan scaling this up. Any interested person may drop contact so we can talk more about it. I can even meet you in person if you wish. Ola from Lagos.

Hope this is another scammer on investment forum.


Give us hint and let's know what the online business is all about

Meanwhile ordinary mama peace have up to 30 billion Naira as just wife of the president.

Excluding properties in and out of the country.

Karatum:
The senate should pass a bill that anyone involved in dishing out jungle justice should be jailed for life. This nation is too barbaric I swear..kai!

Seconded!

Since wey I don dey follow you, this is the only meaningful comment you don made.

Kudos to you

Jaqenhghar:
Eiyaa. At least Im glad you know yourself. The first step towards recovery is recognizing you made a mistake.

Bo Se ma baaku niyen.
O Ni kuure

kwyllancy:
Common....hushhhsussshhh...... Common boy.....

Ibon ma ba e ni

kwyllancy:
Oya bring it on boy........... Common.........

Aiye n 'baje lo to Mo.

kwyllancy:
You have proven me right that u, ur ancestors and posterity are on Curse Mode. Oya can u prove me right once again by vomiting another gibberish. Oya .... 1, 2, ...go...

Aiye o Ni da. Imo ale jati-jati

Jaqenhghar:
This eediot clearly voted Buhari O

... and this never-do-well voted wrongly

Jaqenhghar:
Thats the useless governemnt that wants to promote wealth creation

This eediot go blame Buhari o

kwyllancy:
The above and your yet to be spilled gibberish shall continue to be lot of you, your ancestors and your posterity. The further the gibberish you and your ilk spill is in an indication that the CURSE I placed on you all have already been activated. Like I have activated CURSE I placed on you, keep it coming and don't stop. The CURSED oya keep it coming..... I command you not to stop. Continue to prove me right.... Start spilling gibberish .....

Do You think am joking with you?
You have find the trouble and the trouble have come to your doorstep.
You don't know what you have caused for yourself until you start seeing the manifestation from today forward.
Demon of doom has been activated towards your direction. The doom you will experience will make your fellow yamiri crew to behave themselves on social media platforms.

O Ni kuure!

Must I buy distress land. ? What if I don't buy distress land?

The information is trashy.

So, prevention is better than cure.

Buy a genuine land. Shekenah!

kwyllancy:
You, your ancestors and posterity are already cursed and everything about you and them is not only cursed but eternally damned. Idio*t. U should bury your head in shame. Shameless reta*rd.

Reverse all your comments back to you and your linage. Anything that attached or association with you is hereby cursed. Anything belong to you is cursed. You will not survive this year. Disasters and acrimony shall be your portion and your lots.
The disease that will kill and wipe your entire linage is coming towards your direction. Like Cain, you shall be fugitive and wanderer.. your linage shall be object of shame and reproach. Your joy begins to Turn to sorrow. Your laughter begins to turn to weeping. There shall be a perpetual weeping and gnashing of teeth in your linage. The mark of shame , dishonour, disgrace, poverty, curse, failure is hereby place upon your linage. Anybody that try to assist you shall go down for it.
(To be continued)

kwyllancy:
I am no doubt Omo Ibo but u are d OLORIBURUKU YELLOW BAR. Plz go get a life and don't t quote me again.

Don't make my annoy dis night o, or else I will place curse on your destiny and prospects

Xavi2019:
Lol, the same Edo State where 1 in every 3 young boy is on the road to Libya?
Which boys dey do the yahoo gan gan?

Enter UniBen , you will see them

kwyllancy:
Make I follow you as u talk am. OPONU

Oloriburuku omo Igbo

EXLOVER:
I say one of the headquarters

We only have headquarters the rest are local level

EXLOVER:
Delta State one of the headquarters of yahoo yahoo in Nigeria��

Edo State have more yahoo boiz than Delta State..

kwyllancy:
Congratulations bro
Igbo Amaka

Ode Ni e.
Nibo Ni Edo ti tan Mo yamiri?

Oponu

Ardar:
And any woman that can be controlled by a man is a what

....is called a submissive woman and marriage material

westliver:
Call or whatsapp me 07088547073 to get your Google adsense account at an affordable price...

I will be glad if you can give me free of charge...

Sow it to my hustle

sarrki:
Is he from Lagos?

Don't mind this useless ipob piglet member... An average Igbo person is filled with hatred and dissensions...of different tribe..

bluefilm:
So true.

For enugu state eh, we no get wahala at all.

Even all those our ipob brothers no dey carry dia wahala enter anywhere for enugu state come dey block road anyhow.

Even crime sef dey very low for enugu state.

Enugu amaka.

I can understand....as far as it's your State , everything is working perfectly but if it's from other regions sth will always be wrong

Senator Ayogu Eze will react to this statement in due course....


Just wait and see... I don't want to say Archbishop is lying

Father Lord I thank you that I'm alive today.

This was what I did in one big River in Bayelsa State during my NYSC days, my friends thought I had gone but God find me out.....

Whenever I hear news about' drowning ' I always remember the story and I appreciate my God.

... to the family of the deaths, God will give you fortitude to bear the sad occurrence

aussig:
I have idle sum of N1 million which I want to invest in at least 3 different businesses

Please send in your proposals if you have any viable business you are running which requires infusion of a little cash to help expand its operation.

Conditions potential investees must meet

- Business must be registered with a name from Corporate Affairs Commission

- Business must have been in operation for at least 18 months

- The business must actually be involved in the production of an item or rendering or services (Online businesses such as forex trading, bitcoin trading, multilevel marking etc

- You must demonstrate a complete understanding of the business you are promoting including the business trends and seasonality therein

- You must prove that the business is making money and has potentials

- No middle men or agents allowed, I will only deal with the business owner directly

The whole business concept must be outlined here on Nairaland; there will be no telephone communication until you are able to convince me that the business venture is worth the risk.

All scammers on this platform went on holiday. .. . because this condition will expose them....
Thanks for sharing...I have saved your points.

Scammers everywhere

I served in Bayelsa State during my NYSC days and I can tell you for free that Timi Alaibe is the most qualified. Anything short of his candidacy, Bayelsa State will keep repeating failure history. God forbid

Destiny34:
This is pure HAND OF GOD!!!

Your stupidity hasn't left you. Because PDP reclaimed the state you now resolved to say this is the pure hand of God.
Just to ask, if it judgement was in favour of APC , what will you say?

Nigeria politics is much more than ballot box and counting of votes. Get wisdom and understanding ,it will help you in life.

Omooba77:
Depression is real and is becoming part of our lives. As Christians we need to find away of dealing with it and overcome.
Some of the ways to deal with it;
- Dont indulge too much in social media, many of the things are make believe
- Love not the world, dont be engrossed in wanting to get everything your eyes see, your heart perceived!
- Dont compare yourself with others, unnecessary rat race give lots of us blood pressure.
- Be content with what you have
- Dont make fun of others who are struggling
- As parents dont put pressure on your children
- Dont live above your means
- Seek help inform of counselling and medical too because depression has to do with mental health.
- Live one day at a time.
- Above all have faith in God, trust him, cast your burden on him and honour his invitation if you are labouring and heavy laden.
God will heal us all!

Could these be solutions to all forms of depression?
I don't think so.
Elijah was depressed because of intimidation and heavily threat from Ahab family (Jezebel), according to your points what are the steps he could have taken in order to avoid this depression?