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Make dem cut am off ooo... as if they won't lose money as well in revenue.

In a sane country, there's no reason to pray cos there is no reason the examiner wouldn't mark the script n let's say he did have an oversight n his attention was brought to it.. not even the HOD or the stupid professor will tell you to go n register the course again.
Am telling you, something isn't right with that nation....
And yet ya all think prayer is the solution.
Since I dey jss 1 we don dey pray for assembly, Mama B.K will say let's pray for our nation..
Till now, we still dey pray for our darling nation n nothing seem to change.
Jogsoba 95/01

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Is it that they are no new news or aproko to push ti Fp. Why are the mods pushing old forgotten stuffs lately??

Na your soulmate be that o.. earlier someone was asking when they will meet their solmate.

Lol some of us don meet our soulmate n treated them like trash because of youthful exuberance

The problem might be the source of the gatri.
Have u tried buying yellow garri from another market entirely or from another state

Zee world n telemundo

[quote author=MikaelDare post=135176625]Didn't know it could happen to a male.[/quote
It was my second experience tho
Me wey be sharp guy. I just chop want clean mouth n the girl come broadcast the thing o for where I Dey work.
We are just still friends sha.
The first was in a tavern what we call bar in naija.
The girl just approached me say she like me but I realized she was stranded n didn’t have a place to sleep the night.
My friend no even allow me carry her. We left her at the place. She go follow another guy but that was in 2018

I’ll suggest that those who have enough land should just use portions of the land build small mini lake. And park diff species of fish put if they can… Make them leave them there n feed them with whatever they can.. after 9 months them go see something

U never Dey under tension during tough exams with not enough time that ur gbola go strong n piss go Dey catch u at the same time n u need to be shakin ur leg to relieve the tension.

franchasng:
But why attempt breaking her door with a leg kick knowing that most people in America own a gun and are always eager to use it at any slightest provocation? This is really sad, sometimes it pays to be patient. Just like that a great and promising man got wasted in a foreign land, God abeg oh

That's obviously a lie by the defendant.

Samantha125:
I'm also terrible in mathematics, if you want to ruin my day, tell me to do mathematics...I even dropped it in high school and didn't continue with it for the rest of my high school years.

I made sure to get a man who's good in mathematics and science hoping that they'll inherit his brains because if they inherit mine, they're doomed...🤦🤦🤦

Lol did you switch to mathematics literacy.??

Make e forge one medical course admission n get the 600 n use his for publishing his songs

Yes the girl just gave me a note with her friend's number saying my friend wants u to call her..
Meanwhile I no to like the girl na the msgr I get interest in but I just guessed she go get many bf..
Story cut short...
I knack the sender... n next day, she told everyone around say we dey knack just to secure her territory..
That act alone make me just friend zone her n we never had anything together again... even now wey she don born...na just hi we dey hi each other..
And now wey msgr sef don born n i dey try woo her.. she say she can't date person wey don knack her friend...
I kukuma lock up

Congrats.. I pray u get a job with ease

You can leave thru Benin republic

Sharpsharp00123:
oga all u wrote here is rubbish

One thing outsiders know about Nigeria is crime

Forget your stories, they only remember crime when u talk Nigeria n they don't care about your politicians or internal conflict or terrorist.

I remember when I was in an arab country for a course, once u introduce yourself as a Nigerian the first question they ask u is that

Are u the Nigerian prince?

Or

Do u know hushpuppy?

Some will even give u space n some will treat u with the mindset that u can Rob them any moment

I remember I met a woman at an eatery n when she knew I was a Nigerian she said awusubilahi n left, it was later I learnt that that word means God rebuke d devil

Those people only know we do drugs, fraud n are criminals

They don't care about boko haram or your politicians

There's an American movie where a grandpa was telling his grandsons that he just hit a jackpot online n they replied that it could just b a Nigerian messing with his brain.

That's how they see us

Honestly, A movie or documentary should be made titled how they see us(Naija Version)

I like the fact that people are now been honest with wizzy n telling him to change his style of music or just quit..
Me I go even advise he gets to sign song writers

That guy na the real gee

Bro I had this mind set moving to S.A
But make I tell u the truth.. u still need people
Unless of course u went abroad with a job offer n already had everything...but if na to hustle carry u enter, u still need ur people sha.

Oga choose ur mother oooo.
Ask people wey wish their mom was still alive

Mindlog:
Yes, during my student days here in the UK.

The children residential home company I worked for, got me to work for them in a location away from where I lived. To save the daily cost of shuttling from the workplace to my home which would have cost me about £26 daily and the hours. They had shortage of staff and needed me to work 5 days back to back during that winter time, they offered me to stay in one of their homes they were still setting up for business, with about 95% set up.

It was a 2 storey 5 bedroom townhouse, next to it is a care home for the elderly, I stayed all alone in that house...wetin I experience no get part 2!😂😂

Kindly share..

And burnley after one season.

Leed is back after two seasons down there.

Can china use a 3rd party country like Nigerian to sell their goods to the Us Market

Seun:
Dear Nairalanders,

For years, people have been alleging that Nairaland is a toxic place where people insult each other and exhibit uncontrolled tribal bigotry. So after my last thread, we decided to follow through by extending the mandate of our anti-spam bot to include dealing with toxicity.

Unfortunately, the roll out wasn't smooth: many innocent members were unjustly banned. We apologize profusely for this. We will keep tweaking the bot to make it more accurate. Meanwhile, please reach out to the mods and supermods if you are unjustly banned.

Hit me with your suggestions and complaints.

What is Nairaland without these normal banters are insults That shows the true reflections of our ethnic differences…
Some of us come here to get entertained reading banters.
Seun, you can’t stop or reduce this. Try it n see our less of traffic you will get on this site.

TheVillian:
Hmmmm, this hit me in a dangerous place. You've seen me finish. Sometimes even when I made up my mind not be of assistance to people again. By the time I find myself in the situation, I won't be able to help it.

This is too painful sha. I wonder how people will have the mind to repay evil to someone who has helped them.

The best way for me to achieve this is to cut off many people. They only find me when they need me anyway. I thought I was being useful, but could it be I was being used?

People do evil regardless of how good you are to them
It’s the balance of life.. Ying&Yang
Just stop been nice
Ma rerin!
Kala!

TheVillian:
Honestly, I'm not trying to be boastful. But God has really used me to help lots of people.
But they ended up betraying me and that's why my life is ruined today

Just stop helping outsiders.
I have stopped oooo n since then no one dey betray me..
And the help I render sef..
Na shikini help o..
Not the one that will inconvenient me.
Anyways ur dream simple means u should be careful of losing all that you have worked for to a stranger who will eventually be a lady..
In essence, no just help anybody nomatter the story,situation or condition cos u too get pity eye...
So use ur head make dem no use u ooo.
I used to be like u when if comes to helping.
Infact u r the type that if u have 1000 u can give it all out to someone in need..
Abeg change ooo. Dey give like 100 not the entire money...
Even Kwam1 sing say make u do good with sense