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U will surely loose weight;
1. When enemies from your village are running after you for no reason, you will loose weight.
2. When your only child is to go for a major operation and no power/ generator and theDoctor suggested a candle.
3. When your house rat just ate you American green card, you will loose weight.
4. When you just received a LATE text message that you have being called for an interview in Oil and gas(Chev, total, Slum, B.Hughes etc), that has being done 2 days ago.
5. etc
6. When an armed rubber just made a mistake in mentioning your name as their ring leader.

freecocoa: This one na quote abi everything wey them talk for the movie?

lolz

2 boys stole a BIG bag of orange, they decided to go to a calm place to share the loot equally, one of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
A drunk on his way 2 the bar passes-by & heard a voice say: “One for me, one for u. “One for me, one for u”
He immediately sobers up & runs as fast as he can to a priest. "Father please come with me, & witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery.
When They got to the cemetery gate, the voice continued: "One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u.
Suddenly the voice stopped & says: “Wat about the two at the gate?
Omo, come see marathon. The priest almost run pass the church gate.[/color][color=#000000]

y do u guys h8 her as much as dis?.y wud u insist dat she slept wit atiku? were u dere wen it happened? pls let dis gal b. she is not d 1st celeb who wil b critized. a lot of actress lyk her ve been tagged wit diferent made up rumours. even if it is true she slept wit Atiku, WATS UR OWN PALAVA? nobody is clean nd without a past. i blv dat NO MATA WHAT U DO, DOSE WHO WIL CRITIZE U WIL. nd besides she is hota dan d hottest! IF U H8 HER, GO HUG TRANSFORMER

If he do listens 2 u, u can try 2 make him keep distance with them.