Okes, here is your confession, we won't take it personal!
Temme U̶̲̥̅̊ lyk Born2fuck because he's a sex addict instead ☀̤̣̈̇f tryn 2 hide it wit those...
U̶̲̥̅̊ neva seize †̥ amaze me Onila, wit Ђoώ​ U̶̲̥̅̊ do contradict ursef. A virgin whose crush is Born2fuck!

Xo xo xo true
I pray dat d bad side ß less ☀̤̣̈̇f a problem eh!

Am tired mehn

dmcdad:
i feel you...

I'd use it on Onila †̥ make her face her studies ªϞd do her house chores calmly.
Then, I'd use it on Mynd_44 †̥ stop him from alwyz feelin bad towards most ☀̤̣̈̇f the post. U̶̲̥̅̊ nid †̥ relax ªϞd chillax most times! No offence meant tho!

A lucky ªϞd wise gurl!
D Bestfriend' would eventually regret marrying d unfaithful guy someday!
if d guy can betray his gf,it is sure as hell dat he wouldn't ß a good Hubby!!
Funny tho!

Handsome banca wey talk sey em go beat Nigeria

dmcdad:
Ha ha ha ha ha... God go bless u jare.

Gosh! I am pissed by those pathetic updates. Buh really, that guy that posted that thing is right... Most people especially girls have gone ape-shit with social networks and the likes...

hmmmn

Mynd_44: People have just lost the inspiration to post sensible things on FB.

like seriously!

Chanchit: On my way to abuja. God pls grant me journey mercy, as if God lives on fb.

lolz...u don forget say God dey every where?

Guyz ar getting frustrated! A GUY POST THIS ON FACEBOOK:
ALL THIS SHOULD STOP!!!
1. Girls drawing their eyebrows
like they're sponsored
by NIKE.
2. Fat Girls In Leggings (this breaks
my heart)
3. Pink hair, purple hair, orange
hair, green hair. Might
as well become a clown!
4. Complaining about how life is
treating u!
5. Statuses like "I love my MAN
(who asked you? and who fuckin cares? Tell him not us)
6. Updating your BBM statuses
about everything
you are doing. Join twitter maybe!
7. Putting your surname as Wayne, Minaj, Bieber etc
8. Attention seeking on social
networks. Am back did u miss me. (We didn't notice u had gone...duh!)
9. Really dark skinned ladies
putting on blonde weaves, now some look like walking Duracell batteries aaahhh'
10. Cute girls chilling with ugly girls to make themselves look good.....it's not fair!
11. GANGNAM STYLE!
12. Posting photos on facebook of
children with birth defects and
then tell people to LIKE them. Such
pics are not worth LIKING. So stop it ASAP!
13. Gudnyt pals! (so? shud we cry?)
14. Am back pals!(so? Where had
we sent you?)
15. Am sick! (We are not doctors,
go to a hospital!)
do u tink dis guy gat game or he is really frustrated?

They are as good as heaven!

Lagusta:

U too u hav gbagaun....

lolz! Tnk God it happened here in Joke section...couldn't blv i made such mistake...Sorry 4 any incovenience caused...lolz

Lolaabokoku: rubbishology!!!
Bullshitology!!!
Idiotology!!!

hey! U well? As in have u taken ur drugz?...wait, did I drag u here and beg u to comment on my post?...lyk seriously, u nid to visit yaba left!

Rihanna died yesterday around 7.15pm according to a reliable source, she was said to die after an unsuccessful operation that was performed on her recently. Her burial to be fixed during the weekend.
Rihanna Chaitemura is a woman of 60 yrs from Chihota Village in
Zimbabwe. She was a school
teacher at a boarding school.
What a heartbreak!

Some of this hairstylez ar quite cool...buh unfortunately, its is becoming an history with the likes of Remy, Brazilian, Melody 2 and what have u?
Metink this stylez might also b modernized into Ghana weaving...

Hmmmmn...nawao!
Abeg, d phone dey minize?
Is it berra dan simbian phonez?

freecocoa: But seriously, how is it even possible that this woman is able to stand\walk?

Breeze no go carry this one? Na wa o.

Na the thing wey me self dey think b dat.
Am sure she would be puttin on 5 clothes or more than @ once.
Bony model to badt!!!

ebi30:
U go ndure insultz especially wen u neva make am as in cash level cuz u go rciv insult tru her body language

sum gurlz do vat...not all! Not even most!

ebi30:
U go ndure insultz especially wen u neva make am as in cash level cuz u go rciv insult tru her body language

sum gurlz do vat...not all! Not even most!

190:

u ent serious with wat u just said did ya

dont undastand ur lang 'kuku-ruku'. I jst wanna knw the meaning.

Emma.UG:

1.b rich eg.dangote's son
2.have ur six pack n b sexy eg. david B.
3.strong eg james bond,
4.sex guru
5.most important god fearing eg. pope benedith d 16
lat but not in d list .u must be funny like combination of basket mout n i go die.

didnt c diz b4 shoo

190:

KUKU-RUKU

is dat a compliment?
temme wat u mean by dat.

bennyraz: what do u want me to say abt myself other than i'm Diverse!

bennyraz: MR.CORK- He's not a clown.. I believe he's trying to be funny but hmmm, he's doing well with it


ikekings- he'sTrying to lay all the ladies on the romance section and i think he's doing well with it.


K2039 Or something- he's trying to be an Advance version of mynd

Oahray- always supporting anything SK.. Have been watching him for a while now and all i can say is that, he doesn't think twice before letting out his view!

Jaybee- an extraordinary Gentleman... A fine mod! He allows everybody to fight till when they are tire before locking any thread.

CHIMEZIE- The Igbo business man himself... He's a famous clown with his ideas


Lefulefu- d guy his damn good with pidgin english, if you wanna learn pidgin, hook up with him.. And the thing is, he is damn real in a funny way..


D-explorer- I'm sure, wherever he goes, there's certainly not gonna be any dull moment.. Me thinks he's lively and full of energy and adventures

nice wrk buh metink u should say sumtin abt urself also.

IZUKWU: I nominate this thread as the thread with the highest number of hidden threads

I admit that money is good. Buh we all need it. Not only gurlz...guyz love money also!
Unfortunately, money is not evrything!
I can dat a poor handsome romanctic dude with a bright future!

Westlord: U must b ready to die

lolz...ar u not dating or going to date a nigerian gurl? Does dat meanz u ar ready to die?
Na wa for u guyz. Well it meanz we get level pass! High class tinz

caseless: are u sure?

damn sure!

Y all of una dey talk sey na money nau? Not all girlz luv money joo
buh if u get am, u sud spend it on her.