passionate88: kai... Try 2 educate urself.. Illiteracy na bad thing o..

do u know y u ar as dumb as dis?
Its coz u knw d solutions 2 ur problem; but instead of making use of dem, u do direct it 2 sum1 else. U dnt need 2 tell me b4 i educate myself. Dat, i am doin already. U ar d 1 dat needs dat advice d most. Save ya breathe, bros.
Ur situation is jst lyk dat of a blind person, who is tryin 2 lead sum1 wit gud eyez. Mtcheeew

passionate88: na naija we dey na.. I jst pray say that 9t club u dey go hustle dey safe 4 u.. Ur husband no go b commando ba?.. Jst pray say this ur 32 yrs on earth wey u neva see man marry u no go waste..

c mumu! U no use ur glasses? Abi im no dey wrk 4 u again? Now i undastand d reason u cant jst get tinz straight nd tink mindfully. Me wey neva reach 20 u dey talk of 32? I luk lyk dose ho.t bi..tches wey u dey eat dere smellin cu..nt? ARUOJU na whala o! Shei! C a poor victim!
siddon dere and watch out 4 my weddin ceremony. @least, i will fix u up 2 d post of packin d wastes.

passionate88: I no pray make e hapn 2 u o, bt gals like u na im their husband dey touch (beat) every once in a month.. For ur info, it's nt all guys that like extravagant weddings..

person no nid c ya faze nd live wif u b4 dem no d kinda guy u ar. U dey beat ur gal? And person wey dem beat im wife na ur mentor? I c!
4 ur info, my husband wnt b a commando. Ma eyez aint blind lyk dose chics wey dey folo u. I cant marry an ashole!
Pls, save dat advice 4 ya sista wey im husband fit dey beat am.(i no pray so o)
besides, a weddin nid not b extravagant b4 it can b memorable and interestin.

EmmyDe25:
Rubbish.

u rilli tink so?
I pity ur wife or wife 2 b. She will regret marryin u afta 6 month; wen she gets 2 c aw borin aw dumb u can b!

bsparks:
Hello! The poor girl could have died from shock.

true talk. But d gurl wud ve gotten a bad health b4 dat can happen. 4 a healthy gurl, d worst dat can happen is 4 her 2 faint. D guy wud ve knw d gurl's medical status.

sunkoye: yes...by slapping a boko memeber as proposal gift abi!

lolz
dat cant b a proposal. He is not dumb.

fork adict:

You sure say you go even get dat boring type?

See, na naija u dey o. Guys no dey propose again o. Na to blend boyfriend-girlfriend runs enter marriage o.

Siddon there dey wait interesting proposal. SMH

4 ur info, am gonna get a more interestin 1. Wetin u knw? If u no fit propose na me send u? Do u tink all guyz ar as dumb as u ar? I knw ur type. I blame u? Na dose cheap babes wey dey follow u i blame. U ar only viewin tinz 4rm ur short perspective. If sum1 can do dat, wat can u do? Impregnate nd get her in2 ur house? SMH!
Boi, u sud tink b4 u vomit!
U jst watch out 4 my proposal. I wud invite u 2 my weddin. @least, d last sit wud do.

hornipipe: yea that's wassap

nofin much joo

hornipipe:

y dat smiley?

acidosis™:
There's a reason women have been unequal for so many years: women like you.

how do u mean? It might make u sound reasonable if u can explain yaself better.

190:

So it my own u saw 2 respond to

yo'baby. Coz its d first!

Yeah! Dats wat am talkin abt!
Guys should make their proposal more interesting and not just the normal boring dinner type

hornipipe: will u accept my proposal if i made use of this method?

yes, i will. If am obsessed with your love, nothing should stop me from accepting your proposal; atleast not the way you propose. I would just find it thrilling and see that you are desperate.

For those of u who doesnt find this post interestin; take heart.
I found out dat u guys ar findin d normal method of kneeling down 2 propose, boring. There4, i av dis new nd hilarious method 4 u. U can try dis. Its will trill, surprise and be fun 4 her. Dnt u tink so? Dou she might scold u later.

190: Even women я becomin more foolish these days

How can a woman start a topic like this beats me

Well signs of end time

even if u dnt ve a woman as a lover, u will @least ve a mother.
U sound so lousy and disrespectful.
I knw ur type.
Since u dnt find d tread interestin, y not kip ur stinky mouth shut? Must u comment?
Stupidity of d highest order. Mtcheew.

The New way 2 propose::
Take her to the sea; offer her a boat; take the boat to the middle of the sea. then, say to her: ''MARRY me or leave my boat!!''

When I woke up this morning, I asked myself,"What is life about?"
I found the answer in my room....the fan said,"Be cool."
The roof said, "Aim high."
The window said, "See the world!"
The clock said, "Every minute is precious."
The mirror said, "Reflect before you act."
The calendar said, "Be up to date."
The door said, "Push hard for your goals."
The floor said, "Kneel down and pray"
and the phone said, ""Reach out and connect with others".

You walk into your room and find your Lover and your bestfriend under a bed sheet both naked, they see you and shouted April fool! You look at the Calendar and realizes dat indeed the date is April 1st. what would you do?
Be sincere.

sutoboy:



No mind am

Na yeye pikin!

FJCRUISER: [size=14pt]Pls can i apply for postof treasurer in ur church ? Am a gud Judas Iscaroit member. pls consider me pls abeg.[/size]

sure, u can.
Infact, a treasurer is needed urgently.
Inbox me to purchase d form for d sum of #50, 000 naira only. All other procedures and expenses will b disclose 2 u afterwards.
Stay blessed, my broda in d lord.

bunmioguns:
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It was actually in form of ewi.....ọba o ọba alaṣẹ, ki la n fọba pe. . .i dont knw d name of those ppl dt sang it bt i hav it

aiit

@ola
Sowi, i dont know the song u are talkin about.

U guyz ar incredible!
C how u cook up an act...creative minds...me lyk it.
Thumbs up!

It cant be 25. Tnks anyway.
I score 45

Pls, what is Adekunle Ajasin University postutme cutoff mark?

Many are landlords in d CEMETERY, many are tenants ind MORTUARY, many are candidates of OBITUARY. But we are here, still worshiping
in His SANCTUARY, He has been keeping us since JANUARY. His gud news fills up our DIARY, he's doing all these without collecting SALARY.
Pls praise him...api sunday palz

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