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tanimz:
Wia Gidson dey?

just rite here baby, long tym?

xynerise:
I had a dream, I was chased by a vampire and the only way to kill the vampire is to pee on it. What option do I have? I actually peed on the vampire and it died. I woke up sweating profusely and I notice I was sleeping on a wet mattress . Well the most important thing is that I killed the vampire.

o.k!

Kunbee:
Thats my pic o when i was small

which one of d 3 u b?

At least football no b d only sport wey dey. Abeg make FIFA do wetin dem like, make nigeria go begin learn how to play cricket

Studio CFR:
I no get your time.

I don big pass all dis your nonsense yarnings.

Grow up dude.

i see, wetin an already "grown you", dey do for jokes section, if u cant handle friendly jokes like these, abeg pass go jor

Studio CFR:
I no get time to brag over vanity(s) cuz i no be mugu,

Continue dey mondey yourself.

I pray one day, make god help u soji yourself.

Ewu!

shut-up, to get blackberry na vanity?, Mallam, e don begin cry as usual , ode

marcelino:
WHO BE DIS TWO FA,GGOTS WEY DEY WOO EACH ODA SINCE. . . 

e be like say the farmented apku water wey u dey drink still dey confuse ur dream with reality

Studio CFR:
*Checks into his bank account and he's about to poverty*

studio i know say u never see black berry b4, and 4 u to own one na heavenly wish, and as i don show u 4 picture as small children dey use am, u no still understand wetin e be

190:
Lol,
Benin of all places~

rubbish

dont worry by the tyme those benin witches fly over this fountain twice
all the lites go off and the water would stop flowing

its only a matter of tyme all these projects would simply crumble

too much corruption in that God forsaken state!!

is there ever a time u dey make sense with this ur brain.
abeg go bury urself for Romance section, thats the only place u're useful
nansence

good work,, beautiful

goodnews, i;ve heard so much about it

shut up, talk well

when its difficult for some to afford common Nokia torch, wetin these small children dey do with BB

hey, ppl shatttaap, and fcking insults yasef, ya village, ya kind of job, ya house, ya kind of wear, ya . . . , but i no say make una insult unu mama and papa unless una mutually agree to do so, but i no join dat one

Oops, fcking dani took it away from me

Ok, ben. Let me get my worker to get it ready. Oya dickele arange ursef

Ok benny tanx, 4 d compliment, wat would i cul if i open a new one, can i cul it lets throw all d insults here , part 2

Shut-up dis imb.ecile, we do the soliciting on your behalf. Just be quiet and act like u need. Lol

hectorswag:
@Dikele, see dis boli o, walahi your sense of reasoning must hv been misplaced! after going & coming back frm church service today, u dare to use derogatory/obscenity and God in the same sentence!! You ought to be ashamed of calling yourself a xtian! mmtcheww!!!

i no dey surprised @ d porcupine's comment, we suppose donate money 4 am to operate on the tumor wey dey grow 4 im brain

Pls i need a beautiful babe, atleast to start up as just-friends, then with time take it up to the next level.
Ladies pls signify if u're interested