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“I’m very proud to be here now. It’s always on my mind to win everything,”

“Since I became professional, in my mind, I want to be the best player ever in Egypt. I know what I want, and I know how to do it, so I’m working very hard every day to prove myself.
“That’s what I want, so I think I’m going well, I’m doing well, so let’s see [what happens] in the future,”

“Sadio and I are very close friends and have been from the first day I arrived at Liverpool,”

“We share everything together. We’re happy and very proud. At the end of the day, we will wish each other [well] to give more,”

That’s how someone offered to pay for my hotel room in Lagos. Proper begged to pay. When he realized I wasn’t going to Bleep him this happened. Gotta always have your money ladies.

People keep asking what his reply was. Why do guys think calling you a LovePeddler is a comeback that’ll hurt? �


Ladies please take note of the men that are upset about my victory in the comments. Those are men to stay away from.

“I say garbage. I don’t find a better word than to define the talk,”

“The worst thing someone can do is put one inch of doubt into my professionalism, to every detail related to my job, so yes the garbage news affected me just on this aspect because it’s something I don’t admit.
“I repeat I am in the middle of my contract, if I am going to sign a new one it depends on the club but my commitment is total and I want to stay.”

“I see myself here,” added Mourinho. “It is just a question of the club, the board the owners, Mr Woodward, they are all happy with my contribution and they want me to stay beyond the end of this contract.”

“Because I don’t behave as a clown on the touchline? It means I lost my passion?” said the 54-year-old.
“I prefer to do it the way I do it, much more mature, better for my team and myself, you don’t have to behave like a crazy guy on the touchline.
“The way a person is dedicated to his work, not what you do in front of the cameras.”

VastFinder:
“My Back-Up Boyfriend Proposed To Me And I Said Yes, What Should I Do” — Confused Young Lady Asks
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A young Nigerian lady has written to relationship blogger, Joro Olumofin, that she is confused because her ‘back-up’ boyfriend proposed to her and she said yes.

The young lady has been hiding her engagement ring from her main boyfriend who is yet to pop the question to her.

Here’s what she wrote below ;



SOURCE: https://primesng.com/back-boyfriend-proposed-said-yes-confused-young-lady-asks/

CARLOSZ:
This is a story of how one babe wanted to kill me with sexual enjoyment.

Brothers, stay woke.Forget forming coitus Jagaban and Igodo part 1: conqueror of the evil forest.There are some babes you'll Jam, you sef go believe.

It is sad that this also involves my friend Progress.

I was in my room, in final year, when he comes in and says we should go hangout and drink because "you know. No beer in heaven

Baba had invited a babe and she was coming with her friend (private uni babe on hols) whom he wanted me to meet, say na my spec. I agreed when he showed me the friend's picture cos the babe was confirmed doctor's prescription and Lord knows I was not feeling fine

Got to Eismann, saw the babe and Blood of Nebuchadnezzar!!!  She was even better looking in person. I became worried like what will Progress want in return? What's wrong with the babe? Is she okay? But once we got talking, I was smitten. The babe make Sen(10)se
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Up next you know the usual: follow up. Calls, pings[bbm was the shit then]. We were flowing like river Niger but babe was giving me mixed signals. Today, we'll be sweet and all, next day she'll be all ' new phone who's this?'

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We liked each other. So kilonshele gan gan.

One cool evening, we strolled to Love garden, picked one serene spot and I laid it all down.

"Why don't you want me? Is it my Big head? Don't you like me? Is it another guy? Tell me"

All of this i said with the best 'why are you wickeding me like this face i could muster.

Men as i was telling it all, babe bowed her head. You know when your talk don dey enter the white blood cells. I was deeply convinced my breakthrough was here. My miracle was on the way. That finally �favour is my name�

She lifted her face nd looked me straight in the eye.

Men for like three minutes babe just dey look me for eye. I was afraid men. At a point, be like her eye wanted to be changing color to indigo.

Ha! God abeg o! Na just small love we wan love which kind an eye for an eye staring contest be this?

Next thing she said.
Steve let's just be friends. You can't handle what i bring to the table. It's been a problem with other guys. Pls.

My spirit man was like
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I had not recovered 4rm dat 1 wen she said

'For dis to work, tell me. Are you sure? Really sure You're great in bed'

Hei� dis babe has touched the tail of not one but two Lions. Me? A sexual Vuga. An intercoursal IGODO? Mr all Night Long? Kai see question

In response, I held her gaze for like 7mins instead of d 3mins she did. B4 speaking, i ensured my eye had changed to red [ her fada! All of us sabi form look]
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Then I said something romantic, along the lines of I wanted her more than her body. Blah blah.yada yada

But in my realest of real mind. I'm like U! Iwo! Ah! You wee see cameroon pepper.

You wee smeh ya yansh
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We kissed
Relationship started.

I had tried to form let's not rush things so it won't look like the sex was what i was after.

But sis showed up at my house one weather for 2 day like Destiny can be delayed not denied.

Enough of this waiting.

From kissing then came Bolaji aka B.J. she worked her black magic repete making me shed a tear like a child whose caprisonne they collected

I too returned the favor and ate a full plate of Isiewu. Amem somebody? Emem

Then it Began.
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I knew there was problem wen smtin we started at 10, by 4am, afta i had cum abi arrived almost 3ce, i realised madam had not even left her bustop yet.

To make matters worse, tired as I was, small touch here nd there she did, it rose again.

Homaigot!

What a betrayal penis
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I was dying

But babe kept riding me kpacha kpacha kpacha like those old ladies bicycle.

To worsen things. Morning no gree reach. My village people ensured we had longer 9t shorter day, cos after wat seemed like 10hours of riding it was just 5.22

Kee me plix
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Later when we switched positions, Aunty was shouting. I'm cumming, I'm coming 4 u baby'

Meanwhile me In my mind I'm like aunty I'm Going o. Going going gone too soon

I could see my headstone clearly

Here lies a man who died on Top[ nd world people will think i died a great man]

Eventually somewhere close to 6am. We slept. More like she slept. While me I slept like

Hei Gawd! I don leave dog go let the lion out. Correct simba and scar.
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7am hand don begin touch me. Her mouth heading 4 my nether region to christen me Bolaji again.

FUNKE! I shouted.

And dis my people was my life 4 the next month. Day and 9t.

I go lecture come back; sex
Our eyes jam; We mekwe

She hear se. B4 you complete it as seconds; mekwe
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We go downstairs go buy something.when we return we congratulate ourself with sex.

We dey wait for water for tea to boil. We wait with sex.

Babe had excess energy,drive,zeal,passion and ambition for sex like who drink Alomo plus monkey tail, the shoulder, heart and kidney.
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Omo i was slimming down.

People will see me like, man this your final yr project is taking its toll on you oh.

At a point i was even praying to see my period.maybe madam will free me

I'm like lawd pls.
Let this bucket/Drum pass over me.
I'm someone's shild for gossakes.
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Babe even came 1 day like boo let's spice things up. Let's take weed.

I'm like see your patience ozokwor village aunty face.

Ogun! Of spice kee you dia!

Ordinary feels lyk who took Spanish fly. Now u wnt 2 add weed nd unleash d full spanish animal kingdom ba?
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Wen I knew dis nonsense mst stop was wen we went 2 fellowship nd topic was fornication.Babe looked so remorseful

My shock wen we got back nd babe was like boo, kitty's back needs scratching.

Ahn! ahn! the word neva scratch kitty reach?

Kitty wen just come from church?
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Afta a month and of everyday sex babe was finally leaving for school in a week

My spirit man shouted a victorious cha cha cha igbo kwenu

But before she left,

She wanted to do it everywhere nd way.People style, doggy style nd believe me tortoise get style; she showed me.

Man! when she left for school, after a while, had to hit her with the it's not you it's me line.Even Jaguda get Oga.

I cannot cum and go and kee myself.

Also called Progress like guy 4 your full life no ever say you see my spec again. Tueh! Animal!

If you ever try am eh
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The End

Cc lalasticlala seun mynd44
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*PCSO who works with prostitutes in Hull revealed their desperate plight
*Jacqui Fairbanks said many of them have been physically and sexually abused
"'This isn't Pretty Woman' where women 'live happily ever after', said the officer

A prostitute went back to work in a notorious red light district just 30 minutes after giving birth, a Police Community Support Office has revealed.

Jacqui Fairbanks, has been helping the sex workers in Hull's Hessle Road for ten years and says there are currently around 40 of them working in the area at various times.




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Many come from backgrounds where they have been abused physically and sexually while many of them are homeless and sleep on sofas.

Mental health problems are common and there are problems of trafficking and coercion by pimps and boyfriends, explained the officer.

'One woman had a baby and, within half an hour, was back out on the streets. That's how desperate some of these women are,' she told the Hull Daily Mail.

'This isn't Pretty Woman, I'm afraid. Some rich punter isn't going to come along and sweep these women off their feet and live happily ever after.

'Our problem is that these women will not come and deal with us. Their self-esteem is so low that they enjoy the attention they receive and that is really sad.'

PCSO Fairbanks said the age ranged women in their late 20s or early 30s to a couple of women in their 60s though 'thankfully we don't have any young girls on the streets in Hull'.

When it comes to customers said : 'We have lads as young as 17 or 18 using these sex workers and the age range goes up to those in their 80s.

'They are all from different backgrounds and cultures. There are those who are very affluent and those who are unemployed.'

She said that the police work work very closely with other agencies, such as social services, the Together Women Project. Lighthouse, the Vineyard and Humbercare.

PCSO Fairbanks says the lack of sympathy for prostitutes can be unfair.

'There is a perception that these women are all on benefits but that is not always the case. For many, this is their only source of income.

'At the end of the day these women are somebody's daughter. I try to tell them they are better than this. But all we can do is off them the help through the different agencies.

One thing PCSO Fairbanks is relieved about the reduction in violence.

'We have managed things better now and there is less violence towards these women,' she said.

'There will always be dodgy pimps and violent boyfriends but, otherwise, the women are quick to tell us if they have been victims of violence. We have a better rapport.

'It has been around ten years since the last murder of a sex worker.'


In a landmark ruling in 2014, section 222 orders were introduced meaning prostitutes and kerb crawlers found breaching the order by loitering, soliciting or having sex, face arrest.

Plain-clothes officers have been employed to catch kerb crawlers approaching prostitutes.

In the last three months, there has been police engagement with 26 kerb crawlers. There has been 16 section 222 orders have been handed out to users and a further 12 warnings issued.

The long-term plan is to put kerb crawlers on courses rather than sending them to court.

In the last three months there has been police engagement with 42 sex workers. There have been 33 section 222 orders handed out, 32 warnings issued and there has been 32 breaches of those orders, sometimes by the same person multiple times.

“This was too bad. On the 29th of December 2017 which happens to be a day to my wedding, a greedy designer decided to ruin my big day. I cried all day no stop. I bought this lovely fabric from @bshani_bridalfbrics and asked her to deliver to this designer @rikaotobyme after I had concluded the style and price with @rikaotobyme I made a 50% payment to her as soon the fabric got to her.
Told her its my wedding reception dress she assured me it will be ready on 26th. on that 26th i chatted her up to ask for my dress she replied saying it was ready as u can see on the chat above, she also said she will send a pics, eventually now sent a video d next day which was 27th u can also see that on the chat above. I sent the balance 50% to her on 28th when I had seen the dress and was satisfied, she couldn’t send that day cos all flights coming to Benin that day were cancelled. So we were now left with 29th a day to my wedding, I called her by 6am that morning and she told me d delivery Guy has gone to d park to send my dress that she will send the waybill details(sending details ) across shortly.
I waited till 9am no words from her. i started calling to ask for the waybill details she wasn’t taking my calls, atimes she even cut the calls. I sent several messages no response at 1pm I started crying cos the situation got beyond my control. My hubby,friends and family requested for the number and also started calling her but she obviously decided not to take any calls again.
Until 4pm when I was drained in tears she then called and was apologising that she didn’t know what to say to me that y she refuse taking calls, she continued saying the delivery guy she gave my dress to is no where to be found. when she heard how I was crying she then suggested to give me one of her old dresses for me to use for the day, I had no choice cos I was desperate I then accepted it.i got d dress on my wedding morning. I went on IG yesterdy only to see @realmercyaigbewearing my dress with the same fabric I bought and she tagged same designer @rikaotobyme.how much did she pay u to disappoint a bride on her wedding day? U are heartlessly wicked and u will sure not get away with this @rikaotobyme”

“Started 2017 as a promiscuous girl searching for love in all the wrong places, then Jesus introduced me to His limitless love that covers all my wrongs. I love you Lord, ‘til death brings us closer ”

“One of the things that drives a business to succeed is passion. It’s not about money. I’ve made money – I could move on and do some other things or leave it to my people but I’m extremely passionate about what I do and it gives me so much joy.”

“I feel like I’m still climbing the ladder of success. There’s still so much I want to do… I’m hoping that my story, my life can inspire other young girls to fight for their dreams, work hard, believe in themselves, believe that there’s absolutely nothing that they cannot become…I’m hoping that my life can encourage other young girls to go out there and do the impossible, the things that people think can never happen.”

“80 per cent of our clients heard about us on social media…Ten years ago we would have had to go door to door sharing our fliers. We would have had to think about tactics… Now all we have to do is to put a post out on Instagram and in ten minutes people are dm’ing us… Without social media, I don’t think Social Prefect Tours would be here.”

“When it comes to privacy I don’t have too many private moments… I base it on what I would tell my friends. If I can tell my friend this then I can definitely tell my audience this.”

“It took a while for me to understand that the more popular I became I would become a role model… but I realise that responsibility comes with this platform… I am always very careful what I say. Typically, in the past I would maybe rant on Twitter, say stuff off the top of my head but now I have to think about not just my audience. I also have to have to think about brands and collaborations and when I think about things like that I am very careful about what I say and what I put out there.”

“Thanks for the uplifting words. Thanks for being my friend..my fan… Your kind soul is a gift no one can ever match. Prosperity and an abundance of love is my wish for you and your family this Christmas.”

‘Finally Got the chance to dance with my long time crush‘

MissAprokoMedia:
Your story has already been posted on Nairaland!! Post something New!!!!

"Child Marriage I'd our Religious belief " - Nigerian Muslim man to Fani Kayode see it here:

https://www.nairaland.com/4245772/child-marriage-religious-belief-nigerian




But lalasticlala give it to him anyways