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Chapter 2

I was safe, at least I try to make myself believe with the incarceration of Sabinus. Although I still wondered if he actually sent an assassin after me. My life after Sabinus' saga was a shadow of itself, if his agenda was to Bleep me up psychologically, he was succeeding.

I went for evening service one Thursday evening, as was our family tradition to be in church three times every week; Sunday normal service , midweek service on Wednesday's and Thursday prayer meetings. My mum was an ardent usher in church and so made sure we graced the front sit with our dad at each service day.

On this day, while the service was going on, I excused myself to visit the rest room, but my mission was to meet up with my cousin who is known to loiter outside with some "good for nothing touts!" My dad often described them.

There he was standing with four of his aforementioned company laughing and discussing while sermon was on going.

"Hey Jew man" He called me the name they often called one in no gang. "abeg go back inside oh, I no fit for your mama shouts" he said sitting on the church short fence.

I ignored is mockery and shook hands with him and his friends.

"I hear watin your popsi do Sabinus " Jude, one of the guys with my cousin said.

"Oh boy! That guy na devil. I don tell this animal make he join us so he go man up he still dey jonz! " my cousin uttered.

While I was yet to speak, a beautiful dark skin girl, covering her hair with a scalf and putting on a fitted knee level flower gown that elaborated her curves walked up to my cousin, she was so fine I found myself struggling with confidence. She greeted us and said to my cousin in an angelic voice, "Dan, you remember say na today you promise to give me the money wey you sign for our welfare fund raise?"

"Ruth, I no get money oh. The runs wey I be do no pay, but next week I go do something " Dan replied apologetically.

She frowned and said "But na so you dey talk".

Then she turned to me with a beautiful smile exposing her gap teeth. "Bros. Sign for me naa"

Everyone exploded in a mockery laughter leaving me completely unsettled, but she seemed not to care about their nuisance rather she handed me a pen and a green card that had different names and signatures tied to different categories of funds.

I took the card, wrote my name and signed for one thousand naira, then handed it back to her. She smiled wholeheartedly and her eyes almost popped out of the socket when she saw the amount I filled in, no one in the category exceeded two hundred naira. Why I did i do it, i had not a single clue, where was I going to get one thousand naira? I had no idea, but if felt good.

She hugged me and walked away.

"Office!" Dan said after she walked out of hearing range.

I turned my attention from her two round buttocks that bounced uncontrollably underneath her gown to my cousin. "How?" I asked, completely lost.

"You don turn office my guy, she no dey give church that money, she don use your head. I don tell her say make she come my house come collect the money..."

Ibrahim interrupted with a smile "bad guy"

Dan grinned and continued "That girl ripe no be small, I wonder who dey chop that kpomo"

"Na one Bros for Aza street, the Bros Sabi catch them young" Jude, a slim tall dark guy from the crew said.

I spotted my mum staring at me with an angry face from the church window, I quickly excused myself and went back into the church ignoring their laughter.



I am that shy guy that run away from girls. I was in SS2 at the time. In my class we were about 12 girls and 7 boys, most of my classmates had already lost their virginity in JSS3, yet in SS2 preparing for WAEC I couldn't look a woman in the face. Although I never made this known due to the scorn attached to being called a virgin, I used to brag of my escapades with women and how I positioned them in different positions, experience gotten from pornography. To crown the matter worse, even Obinna, the smallest guy in my class had had his fill with a pretty SS3 girl even in the school rest room, that everyone knew except the school authorities.

I had a friend then Victor, he was so pornography obsessed. He brought nude magazines to school and when he eventually got a phone, you would see all the boys gathered around his desk, most had a protruding rod underneath their blue trousers. What were we watching? Porn.

One time our maths teacher snuck up from behind us, due to how immense we were in the movie, we never knew how long he stood behind us and cleared his throat thrice, yes I heard it but thought it was one of us, until he slapped one of my classmates on the back and snatched the phone from Victor that we knew we were in deep shit. After kneeling in the staff room all through the period after recess, we collected enough strokes on the assembly ground by our principal in front of the whole school, what an humiliating experience.

Two days after my encounter with Ruth in church, I was going to run an errand for my dad, he gave me three thousand naira to go get groceries from a super market across the road from my street. I was picking some of the items when a female voice called my name.

"Ikenna".

I turned and behold it was Ruth and her friend, a beautiful voluptuous light skin girl. Both of them were looking outright seductive, especially her friend whose chubby well curved body protruded from her short body con gown.

"Hi" I greeted trying very hard not to blush.

She smiled and held my arm and leaned on my chest like a girl holding someone she's in love with. I felt my whole nerves standing, my penis is an idiot, it just started misbehaving immediately.

"Buy something for us naa" she said in an irresistible voice looking into my face with so much charm.

I couldn't help it, I couldn't bring myself to say no, I couldn't let her know I wasn't a big boy, so I smiled foolishly and asked her to pick anything within the neighborhood of one thousand naira. Why didn't I say five hundred naira at least, but I stupidly said one thousand naira.

Trust the babe naa, she hurriedly picked some expensive cookies and fruit juice, then she turned to me and said "It looks like these things are one thousand five hundred naira, should I drop some?".

She gave me that look i couldn't resist, and her friend... oh my god, what a set up, how does she even do it? I ended up saying."It's okay, take it I'll pay" at least I still got some left over, that I was stupidly thanking god for.

I took one thousand five hunded from the money my dad gave me and handed it to her. I was beginning to sweat profusely while smiling like a big fool. She hugged me and went to the counter to pay.

I was still thinking of how I was going to die when I get home, this wicked girl came to me again and asked "what about the money you signed?"

This time I wanted to say I will give her when we see in church, but my stupid pride forced me to deep my had in my pocket and handed her one thousand naira. She hugged me happily and gave me a peck on my right cheek, then looked into my eyes in a seductive way, I had to look away in shyness. Her friend robbed my arm and winked at me. I was feeling my penis kicking again, two gorgeous beings flirting with me simultaneously, it was too much for me to handle. I ended up dashing her friend the last five hundred naira with me, she hugged me tight, I felt her two plump boobs pressing hard against my chest. I knew she felt my erection so I excused myself and told them I wanted to continue with my shopping using the basket to cover the protrusion in my pant.

"Don't worry let's wait for you" Ruth said excitedly. She doesn't know I had no money left on me, if I allowed her stay she was going to spoil everything, I immediately protested.

"Please don't worry, I often feel somehow when people see the things I buy. Maybe next time"

Ruth wanted to hesitate, but her friend quickly held her hand "make we dey go abeg" then she turned to me and said "Thank you Ikenna "

I nodded while dashing the fakest smile that was too obvious. Ruth waved me goodbye and they left with their wahala.

After they had gone, it was dawn on me "I am dead!" The only lie I could think of was that I lost the money.

I got home and started a whole episode of super story on how I got to the shop and couldn't find the money, how I searched everywhere but couldn't find it, I was looking so apologetic and pathetic. As usual, punitive measures was carried out on me. No dinner for one week to cover the money I lost.


I was in school the next day feeling used by those witches. Yet I liked how they flirted with me and needed to see them again.

"Guy, how far?" Victor greeted me from behind and sat on my desk. "E get where I want make we go after school. Oh boy you go see yansh! Different types of yansh full everywhere. Just five hundred naira you don Bleep"

This caught my attention big time. "Where be this place?" I asked enthusiastically.

"No worry, after school ". He said and patted my shoulder as our biology teacher Miss Grace walked in.

Miss Grace was a stout, chocolate skin lady in her mid thirties. She has a very big back side I often imagined her sitting on my face, or doing nasty things to that ass of hers. I often get lost in fantasy of her, especially when she was putting on those gowns that reveals the strings of her thong. I wasn't the only one, Mr Kunle, our maths teacher also had interest in her.

Whenever she was writing on the black board I often stroke my penis underneath my desk thinking of 1000 ways to please that ass. No wonder I never did well in biology.

After school, I hurriedly went home, stole one thousand naira from my mother's purse and met up with Victor. We took fifty naira bus to the place. We arrived there at about 7pm, and behold all he said was true, yansh everywhere.

I was nervous, looking at all these fine ladies in extremely exposing outfit standing randomly at the place gave me a very hard erection.

We took a sit in the bar and Victor ordered two bottles of small stouts. While I sipped from my glass I got my gaze fixated on any ass that walked pass.

"Boy, pick one wey you like, me once I finish this drink now, I go carry that one" Victor pointed at a mature chubby and tall lady with massive backside and big tummy, putting on a spaghetti top and denim bum short standing in front of a room adjacent us. She had her face covered in cheap makeup and was chewing gum ridiculously.

I swallowed hard thinking of who to pick, I was confused and nervous, they were everywhere, I only had to pick.

Victor quickly gulped his last glass and walked up to the lady. I watched as they discussed briskly and he followed the giant of a woman that made him look tiny into the room behind her.

I looked for one I could go in with, then my gaze fell on a lady with my biology teacher's features, she was putting on a netted black transparent jump suit, no brassiere, her big boobs where all evident, and her g-string cut in between her big back side bouncing at each step she took made my heart beat like a Ferrari exceeding speed limit. I swallowed hard and was gathering courage to talk to her when suddenly there was a rush, people were running into the corridor where they had rooms facing each other. I looked around confused. Before I could make out what was going on, three men in police uniform had stormed the parlor. I almost peed in my pant as they started making arrest.