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A man Gets Home Early From Work And
Hears Strange Noises Coming From The Bedroom. He
Rushes Upstairs To Find His Wife Naked On The Bed,
Sweating And Panting.

"what's Up?" He Says.
"i'm Having A Heart Attack," Cries The Woman.
He Rushes Downstairs To Grab The Phone, But
Just As He's Dialing, His 4-year-old Son Comes Up
And Says "daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's Hiding In Your
Closet And He's Got No Clothes On!"


The Guy Slams The Phone Down And Storms
Upstairs Into The Bedroom, Past His Screaming Wife,
And Rips Open The Wardrobe Door. Sure Enough, There
Is His Brother, Totally Naked, Cowering On The
Closet Floor.

"you Rotten Sob ," Says The Husband, "my
Wife's Having A Heart Attack And You're Running
Around Naked Scaring The Kids!"

The doctor told a man that self stimulation before sex often helped men

last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try

it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He

couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that

was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.

Finally, he realized his solution. On the way home from work, he pulled

his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled

underneath as if examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he

undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and

thought of his wife. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug

at his pant leg. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm,

he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, " This is the

police. What in the hell are you doing?" The man replied, "I'm

checking out my drive shaft." The cop says, "Well, you better check

your brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes

ago."

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the husband called his wife a Bitch and the wife called the husband a bastard. Their son walked in on them and asked what does the word Bitch and Bastard mean Daddy? The father answered, it means "Ladies and Gentlemen"

The next day, the parents decided to have sex, the wife said, "feel my Titties", and the husband said, "feel my Dick" Their walked in on them again, heard them and asked what those words meant, the parents replied, it means "Hats and Coats"

On Christmas day, the dad was shaving his face and he cut himself, "Shit" he said, the kid came in and asked what that word meant, the father replied that it was the name of the shaving brand he was using.

Downstairs, the mom was preparing turkey, then she cut herself, "Bleep" she said, once again the kid heard and asked her what the word meant, she said it meant "Stuffing the Turkey".

Then the door bell rang, the kid answered the door. It was the relatives. The boy said, "All right you Bitches and Bastards, put your Dicks and Titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping Shit off his face and mom is in the kitchen Fucking the turkey"

Hello Brethren
I dnt mind avn the piz oo. Anybody wey get am kindly send am to
gilgert16@yahoo.co.uk

Y is it so hard for us to ay the truth.
That gurl wosky die. Shes ugly oo, see that long face. Tho shes got a nice figure, but her face na bermuda triangle oo.

boy steve.
Holla me @ gilgert16 yahoo .co.uk
Make i ask u question.
Anyhooz, yahoo boys make una no dey thief thief person girl frd ooo.
Lol, juz take ur share, leave d rest for the rightful owner of the babe
Afterall nobi una say make some guys no hold pepper

this thread is really fun.
Its all about the benjamiz.
Romance is finance. Yahoo boyz una dey try oo, but gurls no go everly stop to follow goodies.
Love rarely exists.
Its hard to find true love, cuz majority of gurls are after goodies and not lovers.

baba dibia u too much ooo. How many 20 storeys building u get?
How many 7 stars hotel u don invoke/conjour to become urs?
how many dead people u don resurrect?
How many cars you own?
You no wan travel? How many countries you don go?
Come make i give u solid juju. I string pass u ooo lol. My own no call for any payment na psalm 23.
You guys should stop decieving peeps, simply cuz they are ignorant or too blind to see the truth.

i hope sey u nobi albino? make u for fit handle gun, without head tingling

Oboy, thanks for the info joh.
me apply oo, but them turn me down ooo.
Say na u dem want. Abeg no delay, apply while offer lasts.
E be like sey u be albino lol
Nice one dawg,

I don't believe in such, and I don't believe that they do exist for realz.
Most atimes, these stories are being cooked up for money.
Remember that those confession cassestes/cds/dvds of the so called repented employees of the under-sea company (lol) are being sold for money.
So make una wake up, cuz this na modern world, where you can make money from intelligence without people castigating or suspecting your indulgence.
Its all bullshit!

Na Only God go save us from women. i don experience am severally.
Women like material things well well.

fellas,
 letz blame diz yahoo guys less. Cuz any guy thats got the intention of bling bling, is only tryna impress a lady somewhere. If gurls begin trun diz guys down, changes go dey. But as long as dem greedy, material conscious foolish gurls continues to lurk around yahoo boys, yawa go continue dey happen. My dear I can say boldly that there is nothing like love. Love is money and money is love. they are both interwoven. If u no get money, 98% of gurls wey u go toast,  go ask u if u no knw ur level, but as long as cash is there, be u a stamerer or semi english man(lol), dem hoes go dey give u d thing for all styles and even confess love, upon all they find the nearest juju shop to tie u down for eternal dropping, dey pray make u hoe am without condom make pikin for enter.
WHO SAY MONEY NO SWEET?
Abeg next person joh

My peeps, these two guys are incomparable.
 E get peeps wey be men, come get boys.
make una use una brain diffrentiate em. ramsey na boy, RMD na man.
ramsey is only gud at potraying promiscuity while RMD can adapt to any character any time.

@promise
  Thanks once again bro. Know I know the root of ma probs. The Ride is now in Nigeria. Dunno if there are other honda specialists around the eastern region, cuz my ride dey for delta state now.
Help me ooo plz. Also the murano, info me the price. 2003 model precisely.

kai e no easy ooo. means that we've gotta buckle up ooo make we for fit buy better car ooo. lol
gurls una no knw sey if una begin consider that av car not av car issue, na heart break una go tandem dey get?
Any babe wey trip for me because of my ride, life na Bleep buddy oo. So as many as dem dey wey trip for my car na Bleep buddies, imagine wey una come dey like 10, Yet una say guys dey unfaithful. Who no like sweet thing . Mugu 4 guy man 1. I laugh una face nobi small.

@ [i][/i]Promise.
thanks man for all the infos. Please I wanna know wat would be the cost of a 2003 honda accord V6 gear box. Mine is bad, and don't know if I can get it cheap from honda place. Also got any idea of the price of 2003 nissan murano or 2004 Infiniti fx35/ 2003 Nissan Armada.

Have tried calling your number, but wasn't available.
Kindly mail me @ gilgert16@yahoo.co.uk
Thank you