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Family / Re: My Husband’s Penis Not Working Well, He Ejaculates Within Seconds – Wife by gimbastar(m): 10:19am On Nov 15, 2017
hanassholesolo:


She used you as a human díldo. She literally reprogrammed your whole system so you function as her very own private f#ck machine.

I don't see anything wrong with that wink

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Business / Re: Mairama Indimi Gets Engaged (Photos) by gimbastar(m): 10:19am On Aug 04, 2017
[quote author=Lilimax post=59137666]Huh undecided?
So Haram and covering -up is only applicable to the illiterates? Tell me something embarassed[/kquote]

Some northerners went to school and they cover up. "Education" is not the reason some don't cover up, they simply don't want to.
Romance / Re: My Sisters' Prewedding Photo Shot by gimbastar(m): 5:53pm On Aug 02, 2017
speezyWears:
since you have decided to ridicule your sister by bringing it here on Nairaland let us epp you grin

Question 1:Who be your brother Inlaw barber?

Question 2: Who be the guy tailor?

Question 3: Who take the photo wey?

Question 4: Why una go say make the guy open teeth considering his rambo-inspired dentition?

Question 5: Why una allow the guy smoke igbo before pre wedding picture?

Am waiting for your answer.. angry work no pay

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Omo this is a powerful lesson o. "You cannot control people's behavior towards you, but you can control yours toward them"
Romance / Re: My Sisters' Prewedding Photo Shot by gimbastar(m): 5:51pm On Aug 02, 2017
dacblogger:

Y are you laughing?

BTW, Op Is this an arranged marriage cos the husband don't look too happy?

Some people just have a blank face like that... Unless they put in effort, they just have a bland expression
Romance / Re: My Sisters' Prewedding Photo Shot by gimbastar(m): 5:47pm On Aug 02, 2017
thowbie7ven:
Why your Sister's Husband come resemble agbero like this?...Plus all hin dentition don comot...Chai...This is what happen when a slay Mama slays all her time and ends up marrying a dummy...
If this isn't a joke, it's straight up mean mehn

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Travel / Re: China Constructs World's Longest Glass Walkway On A Mountain (Photos) by gimbastar(m): 5:04pm On Aug 02, 2017
I'm sure it won't break lol

nellaluv:
I hope there's also a special footwear for the glass bridge before one oniranu slay queen use her koikoi shoes to break the glass shocked tongue
Education / Re: What A Corper Posted On Facebook Will Leave You Speechless by gimbastar(m): 5:01pm On Aug 02, 2017
Giantslayer:
This kind mistake is like the one Lord Lugard made lumping southern and northern protectorates together grin grin

This is a serious issue and we need to really ponder upon this. If we have a solid foundation for education these thing wouldn't be happening. We need to start thinking of how to improve education from the foundation level.

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Music Business / Re: I Need Help Identifying A Naija Music Pals. by gimbastar(m): 4:58pm On Aug 02, 2017
Well I finally was able to get the music today... I listened to a song and loved it, 9 years later I was able to identify it as "Sip Easy" ft. Tuface Idibia by Freestyle. I realized I made a mistake in the post by mentioning Danfo Drivers, regardless, thanks for nothing nairalanders.
gimbastar:
I think it's either mad melon or mountain black, or both of them in the music. But here's a portion of what was said in the music. "Plenty chicks dey for here, plenty shawo dey for here, we no carry go, we no carry go". Pls help me figure the name of the song and artist, it would mean the world to me. Thank You.
Computers / Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Hibernating Your Laptop by gimbastar(m): 6:27pm On Oct 12, 2014
chux76:
You know when people talk about HIBERNATION in Laptops causing damage to their systems,I wonder what kind of Laptops it is they use and the state of the Laptop before usage. Personally since I started using a Laptop and discovered that magic function "hibernate" its been the MOST USED function on all my laptops.From 2002-till date I have used over 6 laptops and I can thonk my chest and say proudly that I have always put them in hibernate mode whenever I need to step put in a hurry or whenever I need to leave my system for a while and it has not affected neither the battery nor its performance.
Needless to say that it consumes a meager amount of HDD space to run it..but even wit my first Dell laptop of 40GB..it still ran the hibernate function PERFECTLY. My recent laptop of almost 2yrs a Lenovo thinkpad T510 has always been put on hibernation ever since I bought it and took it out of its box,and I have had no cause to complain about a problem or the other. I only restart the system whenever I install a software that requires a system restart and after that..its HIBERNATION MODE activated if I'm off the Laptop.
To me Hibernating is like putting my soup in the refrigerator..I only bring it out,get it warmed up if I need to eat some of it and put the remainder back in the refrigerator..its still remains FRESH!!..
No, it won't!
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Info On Qtv Plus/metrodigital Tv by gimbastar(m): 9:05pm On Sep 17, 2014
sfinxone: If you are willing to make do with cracking pictures virtually all day during rainy season, frequently disappearing/changing/shifting stations, random blank screens and delayed subscription activation, then QTV plus/Metrodigital is for you.
so you are saying buying it is a really bad deal?

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch B Abuja by gimbastar(m): 2:08pm On Aug 03, 2014
So excited to be posted to FCT. Looking forward to meeting you all there. It's gonna be fun smiley.

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NYSC / Re: First Day Experience At Nysc Orientation Camp----->what To Expect by gimbastar(m): 4:56am On Jul 24, 2014
Thank you very much OP.
Phones / Re: 12k/sec Flat Rate On New Glo Bounce Prepaid Plan by gimbastar(m): 11:06pm On Dec 18, 2013
So, now what will happen to your charges if you are not in the campus you already opted in for?
Gaming / Re: Nigerian Online Ps3 Gamers Community - Pls Drop Your Psn Id Here by gimbastar(m): 3:28am On Nov 11, 2013
you know what, scratch the last online ID i gave, i use "amgimba25" more frequently... add me up for some ass whooping. grin
Gaming / Re: Nigerian Online Ps3 Gamers Community - Pls Drop Your Psn Id Here by gimbastar(m): 1:37am On Nov 11, 2013
PSN ID 'amg4ruby'... I'm new to online gaming, but i can play COD while sleeping, plus a couple of others cheesy

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Health / Re: Simple Tips On How To Eliminate Body Odor by gimbastar(m): 4:53pm On Oct 31, 2013
chai!!! 5 still much o... Which is why i'm glad i don't hVe any form of body odour! I still use roll on tho, feels great @ gluv
Health / Re: Simple Tips On How To Eliminate Body Odor by gimbastar(m): 4:51pm On Oct 31, 2013
gluv01:

You are not supposed to use all you can just chose five and apply for an odor-free underarm.
chai!!! 5 still much o... Which is why i'm glad i don't hVe any form of body odour! I still use roll on tho, feels great!
Nairaland / General / Help!!! by gimbastar(m): 6:04pm On Oct 30, 2013
Pl what does "OP" mean here on nairaland?
Romance / Re: My Girl Randomly Sleep With Men. by gimbastar(m): 11:42pm On Oct 29, 2013
stag:

Do u honestly think this guy has d morals to be a husband?
he might have... The way is see it, he was so in love he made her a marriage promise, and after what she did, he still isn't mad about it! I think it's just love but he gosto get away from her...
Romance / Re: My Girl Randomly Sleep With Men. by gimbastar(m): 7:55am On Oct 29, 2013
Break up with her dude! She doesn't have the morals to be your wife... Or anyones wife for that matter. There are so many ways to make money, so even considering sex as part of it shows just hoe low-esteemed you are.
Romance / Re: Things Men Do Not Tell Women by gimbastar(m): 7:49am On Oct 29, 2013
Thus is totally true.... Thank God i'm not the only one smiley except for a few tho!
Education / Re: ASUU Strike Update- House Of Senate Order ASUU To Call Off Strike by gimbastar(m): 11:09am On Oct 26, 2013
So, the senate gave an order huh? Interesting...
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Get Jealous Of Other Ladies More Endowed Than They Are by gimbastar(m): 11:32am On Oct 22, 2013
gluv01: Why does a guy get angry when he finds out that his gf left him for another guy because the guy's cockpit is bigger and satisfying?
no he doesn't... There are lots of girls to screw out there, with different ranges of cockpit size preference... You will find your match if you simply checked!
Romance / Re: 7 Ways To Know If Someone Will Be Good In Bed by gimbastar(m): 12:36am On Oct 16, 2013
Blessing F:

Are you back from buying TV? Anyway, this show is actually on TV on AMC TV on StarTimes. I can't post the complete show in writing cos I am not allowed to do that so nothing like it is hurting my body or whatever. If you don't want to watch, move on. I didn't beg you to open the thread but I have the freedom to post on Nairaland as I am not breaking any law.
I actually watch amc once in a while, what time does your show air?
Romance / Re: Single Brothers Need To Stop Shying Away!!! We Single Ladies Wouldnt Bite.. by gimbastar(m): 12:20am On Oct 16, 2013
marley145: na im be say konji go worry u tire o
hahaha
Health / Re: Simple Tips On How To Eliminate Body Odor by gimbastar(m): 12:07am On Oct 16, 2013
Well, this doesn't seem simple!
Crime / Re: 4-year Old Girl Raped To Death by gimbastar(m): 11:33pm On Feb 28, 2013
OMG! This is just sooo ewww!!! May God punish this Human-Devil.
Romance / Re: My Boss And I by gimbastar(m): 7:53pm On Feb 07, 2013
Just keep the dude on HOLD, get another job and QUIT!!!
Music Business / I Need Help Identifying A Naija Music Pals. by gimbastar(m): 3:47pm On Feb 07, 2013
I think it's either mad melon or mountain black, or both of them in the music. But here's a portion of what was said in the music. "Plenty chicks dey for here, plenty shawo dey for here, we no carry go, we no carry go". Pls help me figure the name of the song and artist, it would mean the world to me. Thank You.

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