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ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
like seriously, horrible smells that can kill, I broke up with one like that because of gutter smelly pussy, if you see how pretty and clean this lady was outside with heavy make up. I jump up when the odour push me like bullet

Nazgul:
We will gladly become simps if you agree to be slaves, i.e you'll kneel down to serve us meals, call us daddy, remain quite when we're talking and ask for permission to speak. You will bring your salary to us and we'll tell you how much we'll allocate back to you from your own money. You mustn't complain when we womanize cos it's in our nature to be promiscuous. You must defend us in public even though we're clearly wrong.

If these conditions are met I Nazgul do solemnly swear that I'll become a simp.

Dicktion:
Lol thank you...but the story ended just perfect. We could have gotten married by now but Coro said no

Dicktion:
Hmmm
Lemme go check what yo saying
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Dicktion:
What love letter

Dicktion:
In 1926 when I was a boy living in a highly respectable suburbs of Ibandan (Pls Do not try mistaking the name for Ibadan. Tankiu) I was just in the same shoe size as Op's, precisely 47(that's a bit excess huh) . Fortunately enough for me I was also a pro gamer like her, but the unfortunate part for her was that her sister became my toaster. On one occasion I paid them a visit and she was on call with her toasters while her lil sis on the other side of the sitting room was toasting me with her eyes... When I got talking to her days later she disclosed that she was in love with my Absalom kinda eyes.... Who knows Absalom here Y'all seriously need to know that guy.He's so cool

0KNM:
Before you start long story, who is that girl in the middle? Can I drink her?

Dicktion:
Compliments of the Season to every blessed soul reading this ☃


Baby if you're seeing this just know it's coming deep within. I know we haven't met before but I do feel like I'm connected to you in some sort of way already. I get this feeling/vibe whenever we exchange chats that I can't explain, but it's divine if I can try explaining. I know it may sound strange to you or some people who would come here and spill different kinda trashes but one thing I know for sure is untill you say never everything in life is possible. Nairaland relationships may not work out with others or it isn't even good to date one on here but if fate has a thing for us we can conquer Babylon together.

However, assure me one thing my beloved angel. Please don't be to me like those ladies that make guys come on here wailing on dhow their hearts were shattered by their gfs/wives. Promise me that. That you're not gonna make me come on here crying like a baby. Cos my heart is too fragile if broken it can't be repaired. That's why I'm not an Arsenal Fan.

Merry Xmas Shestrong AKA SugarCaneBaby

shestrong:
An ugly girl becomes truly defensive with ur kind of question. is it not?

agbonkamen:
I am still waiting for that useless guy that will ask me to surrender my anus for yanshing. ah Iwill command Thunder to remove his testeron But how will a sane human being, prefer anal sex oh no I feel like throwing up

Abortions:
Picture of ur boyfriend Squeezing ur Boobz Or you're a UseLess BoY.

dingbang:
Madam if you dont want to have anal sex, you break up with your boyfriend and leave nairaland out of una wahala.

How daft can one be? Damn!

notoriousbabe:
you were so sweet last night

CarolineOlawale:
Froggy fvcking the hell outta a IPOB hoe silly...


These ipork women have no shame.

Lakside1955:
Davido called the guy beside me last night out on stage and he dashed him 1million naira
Why not me o why not me o
God dey sha, mine too is coming bigger than that

faithugo64:
Its now Adam and Steve
No longer Adam and Eve

zombieTRACKER:
I heard you want balls

zombieTRACKER:
He's going to the warehouse

Why beat him....

Funny how these people are hungry but still go about chanting sai barber