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; na every day I dey check this thread

Oh boi eh... Ú inherited that pot oooo ... ;

samogo1:
Please I want cook jelof Rice. Should I use rice or I should use garri?

This is the dumpness question I have ever heard

Suzuki nko

Memory error! the guy memory don corrupt.. COME MAKE I FORMAT AM

jerrykho:
Women's skin is 10 times more sensitive than men's.

Women are genetically more flexible than men.

Women blink twice as much as men.

Women can distinguish between colours better than men, as chromatic sensitivity is directly connected to the X-chromosome.

Women have more nerve receptors, so they experience stronger pain.

Women cry on average 30 to 64 times a year, whereas men cry just 6 to 17 times.

30% of women experience a craving for inedible things during pregnancy.

Women can detect high-frequency sounds much better than men.

Women burn fat more slowly than men, at about 50kcal a day.

Women's heart beat faster than men's.

From birth a woman's sense of smell is better than a man's.

The diameter of female hair is two times smaller than men's.

Women have more sweet receptors on their tongues than men.

Women have stronger immunity than men.

They lost the last point immediately they start having sex.. Talking from experience

wyt:
@ post, immagine how nigeria would hav being if Buhari dad used condom?

You are very wiiiket [center][/center]

Dareomo:
You can definately sell, but avoid selling to under age.

How do u know one is under age? By face?

Palk:
Buying and selling is your profession. There is nothing bad in your you selling condom. It is the society we found ourselves that have a bad perception about it and misuse it. Condom is a form of family planning. Just be mindful of whoever you sell it to in oder not to encourage immorality.

In other words, always observe finger to see if there is marriage ring.

Today youth... Í dey pity for thier old age because of sex they have engaged while younger.. No do werin u go regret..

kilokeys:
i know that gown.. is that not Juliet?

Na only juliet dem make the gown for? U smoke?

Where the pinshure? Even the clicked page no show the pinshure

Why Afonjas dey close eyes if dem wan kiss

Sweating is in your vien. Follow this steps
1. Take knife
2. Cut Ur hand, make sure ur vien dey show
3. Pour pepper and mango juice
4. Take plantain leaves rap it around
5. Bandage it...

Thank me later

Wetin I wan talk self?

So this thing made front page? lastcalisticka, am preparing ur suspension letter as mod..

CXLVII:
Blood of Wizkid!


DJ needs to go back to school.

U again? .. Make wizkid hear say u dey call him blood.

tens4real:
DJ REAL... you are here by ban from. speaking English until. further notice.... sign nairaland Council of elders!!!

Where are the signatories?

bezimo:
I don't think this news is true, As far as widely publicized, the executive order only focused on Muslims from certain countries and refugees from Syria, There was nothing like banning Nigeria from getting 2 year visa

According to the BBC.......His executive order halted the entire US refugee programme and also instituted a 90-day travel ban for nationals from Iran, Iraq, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Syria and Yemen.

Nigeria US visa situation was NOT part of that executive order.Some useless liberal bloggers want to carry fake rumours at all cost.

GIVE THIS GUY A BOTTLE OF FANTA

slayminder:
rubbish post

Rubbish post and u kan use ur rubbish hands type... You smoke okpanam weed

CXLVII:
Christiano Ronaldo all the way.....

Guy, u need serious deliverance.. Dem dey talk A u dey talk B. I noticed dis in other threads too..

dljbd1:
Truth is this world does not encourage developing a pure heart. A lot of immorality at every turn. It is even being displayed on the TV without shame these days. Men are only after their own interests. No one cares anymore.
If there's anything Christians need now more than anything else; it is GRACE.

Yes, u said it all.. GRACE

onedayatime:
you wouldn't have the chance of pointing a gun @ him or her if he or she has the Holy Spirit because the Holy Spirit is an informant, a gossiper, or whatever you call him. He will have inform the person to leave where he is staying or God might send his angels to arrest your mind. You know how you believe in your charm that it can save you

Thank you

CXLVII:
Do you have the Holy Spirit?

If I point a gun in your head, can the holy spirit stop the bullet.

Am just curious.... I would want to practically see what the Holy spirit can do.

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Jesus obeyed even tíll the point of death... Is not that He didn't have power to revert stuffs... Is all about willing to do things because of LOVE.

Just be born again and ernestly ask for the HOLY SPIRIT...

The kid get ogor for his head

doubleportion:
To the married men here ,I think this is the reality, after childbearing of 2 or 3 kids you may experience this,but it can be manage by following ways:
1.just like a farmland, it must be left to fallow for sometime, nature has a way closing it together when left to rejuvenate.

2.Let the woman artificially cross her leg at the ankles, you will get a better result.

Ewoooooooo I don catch the trick... No wonder some women wen dey sit down, the next thing NA to cross legge.. So na to rejuvenate.. Chai... Where is lastcalisticka and Seun..

U smoke weed thrice a day? kwontinu

winkmart:
When i saw this photo..I hit my Forehead 3 times. I don't know why I did that

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Ummm my? Werin be the question again?

Big cassava? I have been hearing this words too many times of recent...

So I do ma research on Google and I found dis..

Abi which kind of cassava u guys are referring

Tell them to remain virgin, dem no to hear.. Foolish girl.