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allansie:
Another pussy gone!

Hahahahahahaha, guy u don maya

Just hang urself for tree! End of it.. .

GossipHeart:

Things i don't believe in

*God

*Satan

*Heaven

*Bible

*Any Religion

*Voodoo

*Juju/Charms

*Evil spirits

*Ancestral curses

An example : If God exists or prayer works, Nigeria is the most spiritual and most God loving country in the world,
Why isn't Nigeria greater than the most sinful, most evil, most corrupt country in the world (USA)??

Do u realize we are free agents? Sometimes we marr our ways through our thoughts and actions when we fail to seek God's face

Stanleywaxy:

I do it almost every time , in fact I did it right now .
And it helps like when my battery is very low , remove it and put it back again , and it automatically comes up again

... Í don ṣeé Another Hausa màlúù

I no believe jareee. Th bicycle no get gear? That's impossicant

alexistaiwo:
I don't wish anybody RIP.
Many have died many more will still die. It is how you lived your life that will determine whether you will RIP or not.
Enough said

U just said RIP in the latter part of ur words.

[color=#990000][/color] how do u even know u get smelling mouth

Mememan:
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2, One of the Jeep headlight don born. [/size]

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na wetin u noticed be that?

MrTour:
The judge need to smell the woman's pant to know who is telling the truth

Guy u don kolo!

Tajbol4splend:
Gracias!

How can u quote a long text only for you to write just less than 8 letters word?

khalidx:
bro i tuale for u

Taaar! Meshunno! NA werin the bros see for Cable (Future Cars)

YorubaStinks:
I know you still drive a 1967 Volkswagen bettle

I have an advice for you

Save up some money and buy a 2016 car and stop displaying your ignorance on Nairaland



I have friends and families who drives older car models and they won't move if you don't strap your seat belts even if you are sitting on the car roof

1. You can get a ticket for it
2. If you get involved in an accident and your passengers die, your ass will be in jail for manslaughter

I drive a 2017 Range Rover evoque, it won't move if your passengers doesn't engage their seat belts, if you don't have passengers, it will move the car is so smart

What if you put load on top the sit? How smart it is to detect human and load sitting?

Judolisco:
If I read dis long thing make I bend

, U be ma junior brother! Immediately I see am . I just scrolled down straight!

Omotayor123:
Fine Bird...

Big Belle

Kikiki kikiki Kiki... Abeg make una help me laugh in kogi

adekayo1234:
Hmmmn... Baba is becoming senile but truth be told, Aisha self bleeped up. Some things are not meant to be said openly

Wetin the Aisha talk gan gan!...

I dey ma check wetin dey go on in the other room.

I dey even fear to click the video self. Make ma phone no go receive format-deliverance

LydayBobo:
Eat Awusa snack joor. The rest is history

Which one be awusa snack

obontami:
The husband looks like godogodo

Guy, you wicked

[quote author=NedalBiggie post=50135493]Make dem knack am beta akpako, make she know as e dey be.



Nedal was here![/Medal was here, how that one take reduce the Jeep prize ma wan buy]

Commot here ... Si never puooa

soulfood:
I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO REPLY THIS BUT ITS BEEN A HECTIC MONDAY. THERE WAS A TIME MY TODDLER HAD A PEANUT STUCK IN HIS NOSE. WE TRIED ALL MEANS TO GET IT OUT BUT WAS NOT SUCCESSFUL. WE WERE ALREADY AT THE HOSPITAL SEEING A DOCTOR WHEN I SAW A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE. THOUGH THIS WAS THE NOSE OF A TODDLER WHO COULD NOT BLOW THE PEA OUT HIMSELF, THE SAME TRICK COULD WORK IN THE CASE OF YOUR EAR SINCE ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BLOW YOUR EAR OUT. THE VIDEO ASKED US TO COVER HIS EARS AND BLOW AIR THROUGH HIS MOUTH. IN ONE BLOW THE PEANUT FLEW OUT BECAUSE OF THE AIR PRESSURE FROM MY MOUTH. I MEAN WE WERE ELATED. AN APPOINTMENT HAD ALREADY BEEN BOOKED WITH A SPECIALIST. THE DOCTOR WAS ALREADY TALKING SURGERY AND FIGURES. IN YOUR CASE, YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED SOMEONE CLOSE TO HELP. BLOCK YOUR NOSE AND HAVE THE PERSON BLOW HEAVY IN YOUR MOUTH. HOPELFULLY AIR PRESSURE WILL RUSH OUT THROUGH YOUR EARS AND DRIVE THE INSECT OUT.

No try am oooo... U go just blow u brain out! Have u tried holding ur nose while sneezing? It feels like ur ears wan pop...

Una comments just dey make me laugh since yesterday.... Lols....

Pour olive oil inside... . Ear faced down.. E go come out. Pray too.. Nothing God no fit do.

umarwy:
All this method you are suggesting is not full proof.

A simple search filter (*.avi, *.flv, *.mkv, *.mp4 etc). Would bring out all of your video files which has the extension listed above.

To conceal it from everyone.

1.create a folder and make it hidden ( folder options) *simple show hidden folder would bust this attrib -h-r

2. Use lafyf method to change the icon( very imaginative I must say.

3. Delete the file extension or rename it to .text or just . anything you can also leave it blank. ( When it's blank right click and open with to watch, remember never to click always open with. You can also drag and drop on vlc)

4. Lastly rename your files. Rename files to something less suspicious live visual basic 8 toturial 1. Etc


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make dem kan put am for ma area in ogun state... A live streaming we go take am do..

[color=#770077][/color] who understand what he Frank is saying... Because some people dey find stuffs like that...

[color=#770077][/color]who understand what he Frank is saying... Because some people dey find stuffs like that...

coolkris:
How is this Nigeria problem,Nigeria should just shut down like windows

People are wicket! Lols

Kosy79:
In Buhari's voice Wizkid kwontinu shebi u wan be Nigerian Wiz khalifa baa? Kwontinu afterall na wiz start una names.

Is like u too don smoke weed... I no understand werin u dey talk.. .

guy smoke still u dry like smoked fish! Is nobody business.. . Keep smoking.. ..

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