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Foreign Affairs / Re: Maersk Suspends All Container Shipping To Russia by gistmega: 7:04pm On Mar 01, 2022
hammer567:
Putin will launch nukes without further warning.
E go clear for una eye.
Russia is not the only country with nukes. If not for British, Hitler would have defeated the entire soviet union.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine: 40-Mile Russian Convoy Threatens Kyiv by gistmega: 7:01pm On Mar 01, 2022
Russia has never been a world power.
How many countries are under Russian control to be called WORLD power?
Is it in terms of finance? Or diplomacy?
Skooltynz:
How Ukraine wan take finish off all these troops? Russia indeed has a large military,I foresee Ukraine giving up soon as a result of fatigue they are called world power for a reason.
Sports / Re: This Is Discriminatory: Russia Football Union Head To CAS Over Suspension by gistmega: 6:55pm On Mar 01, 2022
keep them open until you become a toast one day. The chinese are coming for Gaza soon.
Kingpin1000:
When it comes to smaller countries, FIFA will ban them for political interference. Today they are the ones bringing politics into football.
Our eyes are wide open to the deceit of the west.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainian President Zelenskyy Signs Formal Request To Join The European Union by gistmega: 6:59am On Mar 01, 2022
peace is elusive right now, baby girl.
The end is near. Read the Bible
Blehssings:
We plead for peace please
Crime / Re: Suspected Ritualist Arrested After Neighbors Found A Coffin In His Apartment by gistmega: 6:57am On Mar 01, 2022
The level of evil in Nigeria right now is out of proportion
Travel / Re: Police Detain Accident Victim For Being ‘Too Young To Own A Car’ In Ebonyi State by gistmega: 5:54am On Mar 01, 2022
what you said initially is the truth. Do not apologise for saying the truth. He looked like a thief and acts like one. When they get in trouble they will call innocent young people to die with them. He should explain his wealth.
Kingpin1000:
They should have called EFCC on him.. He should explain how He got the money. If He is clean should be set free but if found wanting He should face the full wrath of the law
..... why are people attacking me for saying He should be interrogated for his wealth.
My teacher in secondary school always say " a thief runeth when no man pursueth".
I am not scared of the EFCC because I can account for the little I have and when it gets bigger I will still be able to account for it.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Pictures Of Destructions Made In Kyiv As Russia Invade Ukraine's Capital by gistmega: 6:25am On Feb 26, 2022
There is no peace anywhere. We cannot love each other in this wicked world. the devil will have to be destroyed before everlasting peace can reign.
post=110557231:
Damn it!!!

God save our world.
Peace is all we want in the world.

Let's make Love, Not War.
Crime / Re: Edo Bank Robbers Abandoned The Cash & Cars After Youths Blocked Exit Road by gistmega: 10:11pm On Feb 25, 2022
Your brain needs slap.
Very dull and uncouth
Remman:
Even if they had gone... They still would have arrested them! Technology has made it hard to escape without trace. Nigeria now have eyes in the skies but can only be accessed by DSS. They're watching Bandits and terrorists but the reason they're unable to attack the northern bases is because the terrorists have innocent captured people who are serving them as wives and sex slaves as well as captives. But i know a southern president will send men, attack and save lives from Iswap and BH.

As for this robbers, they were on a suicide mission.
Career / Re: Should I Go Or Should I Stay ? by gistmega: 10:08pm On Feb 25, 2022
Aplaudez:

So if you're to be in his shoes you'll stay back
There are thousands of American citizens leaving the US yearly. Thousands are killed and needless to say so many are homeless and some suicide.
Thousands make it in Nigeria yearly. New names are heard, and though there are insecurities as it is also prevalent in many other places in the world, people still make it. It is not as rosy over here as people paint it. Granted, there are some advantages but if one can make it in Nigeria, why run away? None of the Nigerian celebrities who left Nigeria made it elsewhere. None can financially compare to the ones who stayed back. It is okay to japa if that were one's only option but to state that it is THE option would be intellectually dishonest. More people are actually making it in Nigeria than the millions that migrated.
Boys in town own assets that most Nigerians in diaspora cannot own. Look around you and see money and stop running. No one is chasing you. People are being killed in all corners of the world. Nowhere is safe in this life.
Politics / Re: Russia Is Now Recruiting Africans To Join The Russian Army. by gistmega: 3:16pm On Feb 25, 2022
cos they train bro.
They have been training since they were little. Their body can endure the distance because it was trained to be strong. Yours can too, if you try. Many white people lived in Nigeria and survived mosquito bites but African are dying as a result of it. What would you say about that?
VaselineCrew:


Then how come na always Ethiopia dey win Lagos marathon
Career / Re: Should I Go Or Should I Stay ? by gistmega: 3:13pm On Feb 25, 2022
why are you all so negative about Nigeria?
Aplaudez:
I like the fact that we're in the same field, please and please go for it, and leave this zoo called Naija. cheesy
Politics / Re: Russia Is Now Recruiting Africans To Join The Russian Army. by gistmega: 1:28pm On Feb 25, 2022
So, you would surely apply to serve in the Russian army? Why, because of the money?
odysey:
where do I apply

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai: Investigations Link Police, Military Personnel To Bandits by gistmega: 1:01pm On Feb 25, 2022
O ti re mi. Nigeria ni wahala
Politics / Re: Russia Is Now Recruiting Africans To Join The Russian Army. by gistmega: 8:04am On Feb 25, 2022
Those sagacious elders talk as if they were born inside albert Einstein's laboratory.
What makes Russians different from Nigerians? They are the ones putting the black race down. When others theorize it, they call them racists. The Russians' body temperature remains 37 degrees Celsius. It is all about training. One aspect of the human body is adaptation.
princemillla:

As if they would go there naked abi?
Nigeris will always survive thsts what I know. If human can survive it , nija can
Foreign Affairs / Re: Protesters Around The World Rally In Support Of Ukraine (Photos) by gistmega: 7:52am On Feb 25, 2022
The Muslims around the world came out in support of Palestine when the crisis escalated with Israel. Ukrainians lent their support some to Israel and some to Palestine. Now, where are all the Palestinian supporters who agitate against occupation? Where are all the media LovePeddler pundits? They stand on the sidelines mute because it is Russia.
The reason why the US and UK remain the best countries is that you can insult the leaders and still walk around freely. Those leaders loudly vocalizing support for Palestine suddenly prove that their entire struggle is religious and not about occupation.

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Crime / Re: Uromi Bank Robbery: Video Shows Armed Robbers Carrying Money In Bags by gistmega: 7:52am On Feb 25, 2022
why do you want to track them down?
Why haven't you been able to track Tinubu down?
Let them go. The bank has more than enough for every thief. What you should pray for is for them to use the money wisely. so they will not have to do this again.
Flexherbal:
You took a great risk making the video, we just hope it will help in tracking them down. It is well.

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Politics / Re: Russia Is Now Recruiting Africans To Join The Russian Army. by gistmega: 9:16pm On Feb 24, 2022
streetsoldier1:

Lets assume this joke is real... airport go full by monday
Hahaha. True fact

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Politics / Russia Is Now Recruiting Africans To Join The Russian Army. by gistmega: 6:43pm On Feb 24, 2022
A special class is being conducted to teach Africans Russian and to induct them in the Russian military operation. $3000 dollars monthly salary and a Russian passport for all interested individuals.

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Celebrities / Why Can't Omotola Jolade And Genevieve Call Putin To Avert This War? by gistmega: 6:23pm On Feb 24, 2022
They say that black girls got magic. Could this be the one time that the world gets to feel it?
Politics / Would Abba Kyari Break Out Of Jail If World War 3 Started? by gistmega: 4:04pm On Feb 24, 2022
Will prisoners be allowed to fight against enemies or will they remain locked up?
Politics / Will Putin Support Nigeria Or Continue To Stand By Biafrans? by gistmega: 9:42am On Feb 24, 2022
Will Putin capitalize on this chance to arm the separatists or will be simply nuke Nigeria?
Politics / Re: 2023 #GEJisComing: Jonathan Is Running For Presidency Under APC - Twitter Users by gistmega: 8:36pm On Feb 23, 2022
My goodness. This is critically alarming. I can't imagine this. Honestly I thought these pictures that I have already seen are enough but this is truly painful to the eyes. Wow.
Validated:
You want someone to urinate on his agbada again? With GEJ as consensus president, PDP will not have a candidate for 2023. All SS and SE would collapse into APC. No wonder Wike is hellbent on stopping Atiku.
Health / Re: Why Does The Average Nigerian Babe Have A Paunch? by gistmega: 8:08pm On Feb 23, 2022
Where do you do to phork?
DoggoneDogg:
This is why I can never Bleep a Naija girl. I always travel out to Bleep whenever I feel Hot & return when I'm satisfied.
Politics / Re: Dapo Abiodun: Ritual Killers Will Face The Wrath Of The Law by gistmega: 6:17pm On Feb 23, 2022
What is that wrath??
Explain it here. Is it hanging or mob justice? Simply give the mob the power to unleash their wrath on anyone caught IN THE ACT or with substantial evidence.
By the way, has anyone noticed that the political lapdogs of Buhari planted on nairaland for 8 years now are slowly diminishing? His supporters who have always manned the frontpages and launched attacked on any critic of Buhari are slowly being retrenched.

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Politics / Re: Constitution Amendment: Like Governors, Lawmakers Want Immunity by gistmega: 6:13pm On Feb 23, 2022
I am still wondering how Tinubu allowed his teeth to decay to the extent of it being used as a political attack gismo. If he can allow his own teeth to rotten inside his mouth, what is our chance in this country if he ever became president?
Health / Why Does The Average Nigerian Babe Have A Paunch? by gistmega: 6:08pm On Feb 23, 2022
I see some girls who hang around the bars and I marvel how they develop paunches so early. Even our celebrities just can't keep fit. Many say, accept me the way God created me, but their older pictures show the actual creation of God before the men and beers came in.
Why can't our girls work out and stay tight in shape?
Travel / Why Do Pictures Taken In Nigeria Look Sombre? by gistmega: 5:49pm On Feb 23, 2022
I notice how sombre pictures shot in Africa look. I have noticed that regardless of the camera quality with which one takes these shots, they come out looking like an artifact dug out from the Mariana trench.
Also, I observed how unnatural the studio shots look with the overly done editing. Nigerians mostly end up looking like spotlights themselves after editing.
And, the culture of standing in front of a gate as a sublime background for a picture is ludicrous. Why not stand near a shrub or a plantation? I guess that is more natural and memorable.
Some people's albums are full of gates and walls. That breaks my heart for real.

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Religion / Do African Jazzmen Publicly Prophesy Like Pastors And Imams? by gistmega: 4:26pm On Feb 23, 2022
Do the traditional Babalawo also prophesy like these other ones?
Celebrities / Re: Abuja Courts Revokes Jaruma's Bail, Orders Her Re-Arrest And Remand by gistmega: 4:01pm On Feb 23, 2022
hahaha
EmmanuelScott1:
shey jaruma products dey charm men, why can't it charm the judge and Ned.
Religion / Has Any Pastor Made Any Prophecy Regarding The 3rd World War? by gistmega: 3:38pm On Feb 23, 2022
I am curious to know if there is any pastor or Imam gaslighting the ensuing world event?

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