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You need to be arrested and all the girls that you have spread this herpes to traced

Many of them do not know much cos they have never been 500 meters away from their place of birth. If they go to these Arab states and see how they treat black people they will scream. Regardless of your religion. they just don't like and need you. As soon as they are done using you, they immediately need you out of their sight. They cannot give you their daughters except when you are a billionaire.

They know less. I do not support Russia or the U.S but to give credit where it is due, it is easier for a black man to live and thrive in these places than in the Arab world. They are the inventors of racism. It began with them.

GauRanTor:
Guy I swear you are on point. What is killing many black Muslims and even Christians is ignorance caused by illiteracy.

When I see Christians supporting US and the west and Muslims supporting Russia and China I just laugh because the stupid blacks don't know these white folks don't care if you are existing or not.

I do not hate on any Muslim. I am only telling you the truth. They are using you. they do not care about you. Stop being a fool for a fool.
All those killed Palestinians have children and parents. No one is caring for them. They are getting raped and brutalized. You cannot keep pushing innocent youths into a war when you offer no protection for them. Why aren't the rich Arabs sending their kids to die in Palestine? Which one of them has sacrificed his child to the course of this war? There is no point in this. Pushing youngster to their death.

This is beyond religion at this point. Someone needs to call the shot. If there will be war, no problem. The initiator of that war should bring out his children to lead the troop. You must be very heartless supporting these people and knowing that only the poor Palestinians die in all the conflicts. It is of no point. You are being deceived.

Ibkhaleel:
[s][/s] absolute trash from a myopic hater

They are not wise. Russia is using them. After using them, they will be wiped out.

YoungBlackRico:
The one wey surprise me pass na the chechen fools and their involvement in this Ukraine invasion .

I read it and thought that you have done a great job so far. I really appreciate your efforts and ambition. Nevertheless, if you could make this very simple and detailed down to on page or maximum one and a half it will be cool. Cut out the trivial and provide only the important information leaving the reading inquisitive to know more. Again, remove the color and open with the name of your company or project. On the overall you sold more of yourself than your business. Project your business and not you.

I love the table that you used but you can do a better job. Make the table direct and straight to the point. Use visuals (chart. Use professional colors to make it catchy). Delete the entire Qualification section, you are a company and you must make the reader see you as a team of experts or a group. Tosjane is quite a difficult name to sound out for people with speech difficulty. They will not be able to pronounce it properly or recommend to others. 50k for marketing is poor. Quadruple it!


Make it simple, concise, precise!

Name of company/project....
Mission.... (in not more than 3 consistent lines)
Projected investment... (Capital)
Assets .... (state what you already have and location. Then state what you need to flourish)
Projected growth .... ( quarterly growth, I mean every 3 months)
Target audience ... (slide in your marketing strategy, but do not include the cost. No investor wants to pay for this)
Annual profit ... (Give the full number then split into two to boost confidence)
Conclude by stating your dedication(entire team) to this and how you will work your buttt out to achieve the goal. Also slide in your future ambition to grow your baby into this imaginary mammoth.


Be succinct with words. Use direct and convincing words.

You are smart

yanabasee:
Well..... Doesn't mean people should care less about it... We're in desperate times... and we've seen so many unthinkable things.

The most ridiculous accusation that I have ever seen in my life. Not even a prostitute in the entire world has ever had such allegation on her. This is her husband, not a boyfriend or a lover. This is too much for me to read. If she had poisoned him, I would understand but sex?

backnbeta:
If they have evidence that she murdered her husband, let them bring it out and prosecute her. But she killed him with sex? Ha ba! Women are suffering from in-laws in Nigeria

Bro, I suppose you are from the north. Can I ask you a question?

The southerners have oil and the country rigs it and benefits from it. Would you agree for Nigeria to commence coal mining so that the entire country would benefit from steady power supply?

aribisala0:
The Ibos have been very vocal against quota system. It seems hypocritical to demand quota system in politics and advocate competition in education and trading.
Ibos MUST take responsibility for their apparent lack of success in politics and strategize. Just as it is ridiculous for anyone to issue threats saying Ibos must hand over areas in trade where they are strong or dominant so also in politics
If Ibos believe they are being hated on they need to look in the mirror

I crave for diversity. I would love to see Fulani people do all sorts of business. I love them. I have lived around them. My attack is on the leaders and not the people. I love and had several of their attires growing up. I love Fura de noonoo. I do not think that any Fulani should be denied any thing in this country. I have always admired their culture. If anyone denies the Fulani any trade, it must be their leader because Nigeria has a free trade system. Our gateman used to have a shop by the gate and brought his Fulani brother. He sold all sort of things and no one denied him anything. I do not thing anyone should or can deny the Fulanis any trade in Nigeria.
If there exists anything like that, please open a thread and add references. I will like to have the person/people exposed and disgraced. Fulanis are Nigerians and must be free to every entitlement as others. Please, do not stop putting a spotlight on the issue if it exists. I will never hush you. I will support you if it is true.
To be honest, I was going to comment about the tribal segregation in the east. If you can follow me now, you can read some of my writeups and also comment on it. I am not for any tribe in Nigeria. I am totally neutral. I do not believe in tribalism. I am a pan-African.

aribisala0:
So why don't Eboes allow Fulani to partake in Akube business?

I just think that if I let them go they will victimize others.

Comradewhy:
You are brutal,what ?
Why kill them that way.?
Haha,I do understand the psychological effect,but you could have just ignored them since they don't hurt you.

haha are you tired of living?

jobasih:
Make the world just end sef

I hate them because my sister is a doctor and she played a video to me back in the 80ies of victims of snake bite. I always wondered how a slithering demon without hands could kill a man and render his kids fatherless. That image stayed in my mind and subsequent films of snake slithering up people's roofs and biting them in the toilets.
I have a pair of very solid rubber wellington boots. Whenever we go to the countryside, I go snake hunting. I kill them and drag their bodies to the road to get crushed by motorists. A very sharp machete and a long spiky bamboo (sharp nails) for striking at a distance. I strike hard with the bamboo to break the bone while it coils up the tail, then I hit the head so bad before beheading it.
To me, a beheaded snake is a good snake.

Comradewhy:
Why do you hate snakes haha?

Calm down calm down calm down... I am not Igbo to begin with. I am a student of Nigerian history. You are referring to the wrong person. I, personally do not think an Igbo man can do a better job as a president. I am not agitating for any tribe, I just need a young and civilized Nigerian who has the leadership criteria to lead the country.
I don't care if he is from the north pole.

adekolaelect:
All this theories is too much !!!!! Calm down .I hope you wrote these too when the fake news of Obasanjo endorsing Igbo presidency came out . calm down Emotional and mere wishes can not give you( Igbos) any presidency but you have to work for it.

Me too. I have no single love for those reptiles. Do you keep any animals for real. Growing up with had many breeds of dog (15 dogs in total at a point). My dad loved them and it was my responsibility to care for them. A friend of the family kept 2 monkeys and we go to see them jumping around with a leash on their waist. We had a few cats too. I love them more now that I no longer care for them but back then, I liked them only.

Hanks0000:
I love animals too..
They are lovely.. Except reptiles. Not a very big fan.

aribisala0:
Is it fair that Fulani are excluded from Akube and spare parts business?

I do not think that it is. Anyone doing this must be condemned. Call the person out and we can expose and shame them together.

I love animals
But I hate snakes. Monkeys are lovely.

Comradewhy:
I am glad you got it now,one more time.

Nice story.
J'adore.
But sorry to say not all humans. The conclusion should have been SOME humans haha

Abujaexpress:
I was really baffled by what my heavily pregnant goat did yesterday.

Actually, we have been keeping the goat and she put to bed early last year, a he goat or kid which has grown since them. We use to keep and confine both of them indoors untill the goat and it's kid started showing the crave to step out and hustle to feed and play/mingle with thier likes. We started letting them out in the morning and by evening time, both will come back home and even if they meet the gate locked, they will be using thier limbs and heads to scratch on the gate as notice to us, until the gate is opened for them.

But gradually, they will go out and not come back home, untill after maybe several days, before you will see them. From days of remaining outside, it turned to weeks, while we were always keeping close watch on their whereabouts. Infact, the day I went out searching for them, immediately the she goat sighted me, she ran to me and followed me home while the kid later came back home to join the mother.

What actually shocked me yesterday was that, for over three weeks, the goats have been away from the house, but surprisingly on Wednesday morning, the pregnant goat came home, this time around in the morning, scratching her head and limbs seriously for the gate to be opened for her. Since it is unusual seeing the goat in the morning and because we were going out for work, my wife wanted to send it back to the fields, but the goat refused to go, instead it entered the compound.

We left for work and coming back home in the evening, lo and behold, the goat had given birth to two bouncing kids, hale and healthy. This really baffled me that a goat could know that she was in labour and she had the sense to come back to the house to give birth!!!

Honestly, when I got home, I have to clap for the goat. She gave me reasons to believe that goats, if properly cared for and tendered, can really act reasonably like human.

N.B. I will upload the picture of the goat and the kids later, when I get back home.

haha nice one bro.
I see that you got love for this creature.
The camera quality is a give away though. I know about stuff haha

Comradewhy:
I am not,here is another picture of her,when she was little and growing.

hahahaaha you are baaaad

Comradewhy:
Nice,you are quite creative.

When an old man acts like a child, he get treated as one.
All these old men are still very capable of pissing in their agbada and go for weeks without brushing their teeth only. Someone who cannot stay awake for 4 hours security briefing cannot rule Nigeria.

Buhari, out of his deeply sooted heart deprived the entire country of progress because he hates Igbos. Get this, the Igbos have the resources to power the entire Nigeria for almost two thousand years without power disruption. The two biggest economies in the world still run on coal while the 44th biggest global coal reserve, Nigeria remains in darkness because a man from the North feels hatred for the Igbos.

The coal industry located in Enugu state is shut down, completely non-functional. Our reserve is simply wasting in the earth while we are dying of hunger and poverty. The coal industry was built by the British and it provided for millions of homes. But the Northerners have eyes only for the oil. They have seized all the oil wells and shared them giving some to the westerners. The southerners are left to die. They are called barbaric for fighting for their sustenance, a gift bestowed on them by God. They have neither access to the oil or its sells. They give them peanuts and create enormous land, water and air pollution and land degradation. Houses are flooding and sinking. Their sons cannot even get good job position in these oil companies. If they agitate, they are killed and hushed.

The Abeokuta steel is a treasure in the west. Buhari and worse of all, Osinbajo had only one job in the west, the Abeokuta steel. hat industry would have fed the entire western Africa and killed the production cost for China's imports. Sadly, Buhari and his teams failed.

I have been to many countries and I have never seen a grocer that sells Nigerian beef. Unmatched countries like Sudan, Kenya trade their cow to many countries. Aboki still roam around villages in Nigeria with cows. Where is the brain of the North? Without Politics, Kwankwaso and even Dangote will not be able to sell their goods beyond Chad. The power behind their success is Politics not wits. With all the loots and advantage, the only Nigerians representing Nigerians are from the west, south and east. There is a huge factor still limiting the minds of the Northerners from progress.

Some Muslims get into distracting any Ukraine sympathizers and protesting for Gaza. Palestinians do not know of a country called Nigeria and they don't give a flying hoot about you. They sympathizers of Gaza are the very ones calling for the Niger-Deltans to be killed by bullets and bombs. The very sympathizers of Gaza are the same ones calling for the Biafrans to be killed by bullets and guns. They are accusing you of not sympathizing with Gaza against Israel, while they did not sympathize with Biafrans; they did not sympathize with Niger-Deltans.

Very selfish and evil sets of vile monsters carry a placard of sanctimony and marching on the graves of their

Comradewhy:
Saudi Arabia is like the only (m) country against terrorist from a particular religion,I am glad they act like the west.
No space for terrorist and rascals.
How can you be planning attack for no logical reason.

This should serve as a lesson to other terrorists.this is what is making some Putin fanboys angry,just because the west is not giving space for terrorism you are hating on them.
Who is deceiving who?

you again. I made a lovely collage comparing Tinubu's teeth to your monkey's teeth.

you're kidding aren't you?

Comradewhy:
That's my pet monkey,I normally brush her teeth on a daily basis.

i cant help but wonder how those monkeys keep their teeth so clean. miraculous indeed.

sadly tinubu can't keep his

Comradewhy:
lalasticlala welcome to mother Russia,well as for Putin his end is likely to be very disastrous if care is not taken.

I wonder where his fanboys get their own theory from,there is no way he can keep up with the invasion without destroying himself.
He didn't learn from cold war,almost same thing that led to the dissolution of Soviet Union is what is about to happen, unnecessary competition with USA that you can never be better than.
Haha,below is a picture of Putin fanboy's association (P.F.A) second in command acknowledging Putin's ignorance and lack of co -rdination

Does that look like an elusive dream to achieve? The U.S is the boss for many reasons. No one threatened Russia with bluffs. The sanctions came pouring. What is Putin waiting for? The ISS does not serve the U.S alone. You too should be worried not the U.S. They have alternative plans but do you?

Sometimes, look around you and see things that you cannot do without the U.S. Without the U.S, you will not be able to send your comments on nairaland.

Shoodboi:
To those who don't know, Russia puts more effort into the ISS than the US and often flies US astronauts to the ISS and brings them back.

Now, Russia is ending all working relationships between them on the ISS, which means the US and their NATO allies can no longer get to the ISS and do their part to keep the ISS in orbit.

So Russia is telling them to find a way to get themselves up there to do their own part of the deal to keep the ISS up there.

Why do you laugh? You are not the only landowner. I am too. you are not invisible. If I need to use any of my properties, it is the most honorable thing to do. You are a landowner for a reason. Going down the rabbit hole with a tenant can get you messed up big league. This is the reason why many landowners get shot and killed. Taking power into your hands can only work for a few people. My cousin is still living rent-free for years now. Not that he doesn't have the cash but he is teaching the landowner a lesson in life.
Some tenants are property owners too. If you mess with someone like me, for sure, I am dragging you to court. I am not problematic but if I entered a tenancy agreement with you, respect it. Do not assume that you can move me east and west like a spatula cos' I am your tenant. People have businesses and hustles. if one is giving out an address, it is difficult to move.
I have been kicked out before and I got every damn cent. Pray that you do not rent your house to troublemakers. Pray! My uncle had to sell his property and sell the tenant in it.
Don't laugh. This is life. Get attuned to reality. I have seen the head of a landowner hung on his gate. People are going through a lot in life.

LandOwners:
Advice like this just makes me laugh so hard.
Just Imagine !!!
Lol

HHA

hahahahahahahahhaha

iKON11:
It's okay I have heard you

BritishNaija:
Since you can not comprehend, Let me put it in a way that will help you to understand it black and white.
You asking why Elon Musk is not called African American shows that you are OLODO.
I tried to codedly pass you the message, But you became lousy.

Thanks

Thanks.

sunboy:
I don’t have energy, it’s that simple pro black.

Back to topic: Elon is not black. Yes he South African doesn’t mean he belong to the black race.

Not seem to be. Remove the seem in the sentence and put a period after it. No apologies will ever be tendered. sue me!

virginchaser:
You seem to be more wicked and dangerous than people you castigated.

Explain what you mean by "pro black".

sunboy:
Smh rant all you want. Elon is not black by all standard. He’s white, Dutch! Only black/brown thing about he is that he’s South African by birth. I’m pro black, but I don deceive myself