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Health / Re: Herpes: Skin Rashes And Hook Pain On Lower Left Abdomen. Please Help!!!! by gistmega: 11:30am On Mar 14, 2022 |
You need to be arrested and all the girls that you have spread this herpes to traced 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Palestinians Warn Of Religious War If Jews ‘storm’ Temple Mount (Pics) by gistmega: 9:34am On Mar 14, 2022 |
Many of them do not know much cos they have never been 500 meters away from their place of birth. If they go to these Arab states and see how they treat black people they will scream. Regardless of your religion. they just don't like and need you. As soon as they are done using you, they immediately need you out of their sight. They cannot give you their daughters except when you are a billionaire. They know less. I do not support Russia or the U.S but to give credit where it is due, it is easier for a black man to live and thrive in these places than in the Arab world. They are the inventors of racism. It began with them. GauRanTor: |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Palestinians Warn Of Religious War If Jews ‘storm’ Temple Mount (Pics) by gistmega: 9:28am On Mar 14, 2022 |
I do not hate on any Muslim. I am only telling you the truth. They are using you. they do not care about you. Stop being a fool for a fool. All those killed Palestinians have children and parents. No one is caring for them. They are getting raped and brutalized. You cannot keep pushing innocent youths into a war when you offer no protection for them. Why aren't the rich Arabs sending their kids to die in Palestine? Which one of them has sacrificed his child to the course of this war? There is no point in this. Pushing youngster to their death. This is beyond religion at this point. Someone needs to call the shot. If there will be war, no problem. The initiator of that war should bring out his children to lead the troop. You must be very heartless supporting these people and knowing that only the poor Palestinians die in all the conflicts. It is of no point. You are being deceived. Ibkhaleel: |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Palestinians Warn Of Religious War If Jews ‘storm’ Temple Mount (Pics) by gistmega: 9:22am On Mar 14, 2022 |
They are not wise. Russia is using them. After using them, they will be wiped out. YoungBlackRico: |
Food / Re: Do Other Countries Sell African Foods? SHARWARMA by gistmega: 9:17am On Mar 14, 2022 |
I read it and thought that you have done a great job so far. I really appreciate your efforts and ambition. Nevertheless, if you could make this very simple and detailed down to on page or maximum one and a half it will be cool. Cut out the trivial and provide only the important information leaving the reading inquisitive to know more. Again, remove the color and open with the name of your company or project. On the overall you sold more of yourself than your business. Project your business and not you. I love the table that you used but you can do a better job. Make the table direct and straight to the point. Use visuals (chart. Use professional colors to make it catchy). Delete the entire Qualification section, you are a company and you must make the reader see you as a team of experts or a group. Tosjane is quite a difficult name to sound out for people with speech difficulty. They will not be able to pronounce it properly or recommend to others. 50k for marketing is poor. Quadruple it! Make it simple, concise, precise! Name of company/project.... Mission.... (in not more than 3 consistent lines) Projected investment... (Capital) Assets .... (state what you already have and location. Then state what you need to flourish) Projected growth .... ( quarterly growth, I mean every 3 months) Target audience ... (slide in your marketing strategy, but do not include the cost. No investor wants to pay for this) Annual profit ... (Give the full number then split into two to boost confidence) Conclude by stating your dedication(entire team) to this and how you will work your buttt out to achieve the goal. Also slide in your future ambition to grow your baby into this imaginary mammoth. Be succinct with words. Use direct and convincing words. |
Crime / Re: My Baby Was Not Kidnapped, He Is Innocent: Mother Exonerates Dispatch Rider by gistmega: 8:30am On Mar 14, 2022 |
You are smart yanabasee: |
Family / Re: Police Rescue Anambra Woman Accused Of Killing Husband With Too Much Sex by gistmega: 10:10pm On Mar 13, 2022 |
The most ridiculous accusation that I have ever seen in my life. Not even a prostitute in the entire world has ever had such allegation on her. This is her husband, not a boyfriend or a lover. This is too much for me to read. If she had poisoned him, I would understand but sex? backnbeta: |
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Denies Endorsing Igbo Presidency In 2023 by gistmega: 10:00pm On Mar 13, 2022 |
Bro, I suppose you are from the north. Can I ask you a question? The southerners have oil and the country rigs it and benefits from it. Would you agree for Nigeria to commence coal mining so that the entire country would benefit from steady power supply? aribisala0: |
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Denies Endorsing Igbo Presidency In 2023 by gistmega: 2:49pm On Mar 13, 2022 |
I crave for diversity. I would love to see Fulani people do all sorts of business. I love them. I have lived around them. My attack is on the leaders and not the people. I love and had several of their attires growing up. I love Fura de noonoo. I do not think that any Fulani should be denied any thing in this country. I have always admired their culture. If anyone denies the Fulani any trade, it must be their leader because Nigeria has a free trade system. Our gateman used to have a shop by the gate and brought his Fulani brother. He sold all sort of things and no one denied him anything. I do not thing anyone should or can deny the Fulanis any trade in Nigeria. If there exists anything like that, please open a thread and add references. I will like to have the person/people exposed and disgraced. Fulanis are Nigerians and must be free to every entitlement as others. Please, do not stop putting a spotlight on the issue if it exists. I will never hush you. I will support you if it is true. To be honest, I was going to comment about the tribal segregation in the east. If you can follow me now, you can read some of my writeups and also comment on it. I am not for any tribe in Nigeria. I am totally neutral. I do not believe in tribalism. I am a pan-African. aribisala0: |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russians Ask Putin To Withdraw From Ukraine On Live TV by gistmega: 2:25pm On Mar 13, 2022 |
I just think that if I let them go they will victimize others. Comradewhy: |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Official Warns Finland, Sweden Against Joining NATO by gistmega: 2:24pm On Mar 13, 2022 |
haha are you tired of living? jobasih: |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russians Ask Putin To Withdraw From Ukraine On Live TV by gistmega: 8:47pm On Mar 12, 2022 |
I hate them because my sister is a doctor and she played a video to me back in the 80ies of victims of snake bite. I always wondered how a slithering demon without hands could kill a man and render his kids fatherless. That image stayed in my mind and subsequent films of snake slithering up people's roofs and biting them in the toilets. I have a pair of very solid rubber wellington boots. Whenever we go to the countryside, I go snake hunting. I kill them and drag their bodies to the road to get crushed by motorists. A very sharp machete and a long spiky bamboo (sharp nails) for striking at a distance. I strike hard with the bamboo to break the bone while it coils up the tail, then I hit the head so bad before beheading it. To me, a beheaded snake is a good snake. Comradewhy: |
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Denies Endorsing Igbo Presidency In 2023 by gistmega: 8:37pm On Mar 12, 2022 |
Calm down calm down calm down... I am not Igbo to begin with. I am a student of Nigerian history. You are referring to the wrong person. I, personally do not think an Igbo man can do a better job as a president. I am not agitating for any tribe, I just need a young and civilized Nigerian who has the leadership criteria to lead the country. I don't care if he is from the north pole. adekolaelect: |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russians Ask Putin To Withdraw From Ukraine On Live TV by gistmega: 8:34pm On Mar 12, 2022 |
Me too. I have no single love for those reptiles. Do you keep any animals for real. Growing up with had many breeds of dog (15 dogs in total at a point). My dad loved them and it was my responsibility to care for them. A friend of the family kept 2 monkeys and we go to see them jumping around with a leash on their waist. We had a few cats too. I love them more now that I no longer care for them but back then, I liked them only. Hanks0000: 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Denies Endorsing Igbo Presidency In 2023 by gistmega: 8:29pm On Mar 12, 2022 |
aribisala0:I do not think that it is. Anyone doing this must be condemned. Call the person out and we can expose and shame them together. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russians Ask Putin To Withdraw From Ukraine On Live TV by gistmega: 5:58pm On Mar 12, 2022 |
I love animals But I hate snakes. Monkeys are lovely. Comradewhy: |
Agriculture / Re: How My Pregnant Goat Surprised Me(pictures) by gistmega: 5:57pm On Mar 12, 2022 |
Nice story. J'adore. But sorry to say not all humans. The conclusion should have been SOME humans haha Abujaexpress: |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russians Ask Putin To Withdraw From Ukraine On Live TV by gistmega: 5:55pm On Mar 12, 2022 |
haha nice one bro. I see that you got love for this creature. The camera quality is a give away though. I know about stuff haha Comradewhy: |
Crime / Re: Saudi Arabia Executes 81 Persons In One Day For ‘terror Offences’ by gistmega: 5:54pm On Mar 12, 2022 |
hahahaaha you are baaaad Comradewhy: |
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Denies Endorsing Igbo Presidency In 2023 by gistmega: 5:17pm On Mar 12, 2022 |
When an old man acts like a child, he get treated as one. All these old men are still very capable of pissing in their agbada and go for weeks without brushing their teeth only. Someone who cannot stay awake for 4 hours security briefing cannot rule Nigeria. Buhari, out of his deeply sooted heart deprived the entire country of progress because he hates Igbos. Get this, the Igbos have the resources to power the entire Nigeria for almost two thousand years without power disruption. The two biggest economies in the world still run on coal while the 44th biggest global coal reserve, Nigeria remains in darkness because a man from the North feels hatred for the Igbos. The coal industry located in Enugu state is shut down, completely non-functional. Our reserve is simply wasting in the earth while we are dying of hunger and poverty. The coal industry was built by the British and it provided for millions of homes. But the Northerners have eyes only for the oil. They have seized all the oil wells and shared them giving some to the westerners. The southerners are left to die. They are called barbaric for fighting for their sustenance, a gift bestowed on them by God. They have neither access to the oil or its sells. They give them peanuts and create enormous land, water and air pollution and land degradation. Houses are flooding and sinking. Their sons cannot even get good job position in these oil companies. If they agitate, they are killed and hushed. The Abeokuta steel is a treasure in the west. Buhari and worse of all, Osinbajo had only one job in the west, the Abeokuta steel. hat industry would have fed the entire western Africa and killed the production cost for China's imports. Sadly, Buhari and his teams failed. I have been to many countries and I have never seen a grocer that sells Nigerian beef. Unmatched countries like Sudan, Kenya trade their cow to many countries. Aboki still roam around villages in Nigeria with cows. Where is the brain of the North? Without Politics, Kwankwaso and even Dangote will not be able to sell their goods beyond Chad. The power behind their success is Politics not wits. With all the loots and advantage, the only Nigerians representing Nigerians are from the west, south and east. There is a huge factor still limiting the minds of the Northerners from progress. Some Muslims get into distracting any Ukraine sympathizers and protesting for Gaza. Palestinians do not know of a country called Nigeria and they don't give a flying hoot about you. They sympathizers of Gaza are the very ones calling for the Niger-Deltans to be killed by bullets and bombs. The very sympathizers of Gaza are the same ones calling for the Biafrans to be killed by bullets and guns. They are accusing you of not sympathizing with Gaza against Israel, while they did not sympathize with Biafrans; they did not sympathize with Niger-Deltans. Very selfish and evil sets of vile monsters carry a placard of sanctimony and marching on the graves of their 5 Likes
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Crime / Re: Saudi Arabia Executes 81 Persons In One Day For ‘terror Offences’ by gistmega: 5:17pm On Mar 12, 2022 |
Comradewhy:you again. I made a lovely collage comparing Tinubu's teeth to your monkey's teeth.
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russians Ask Putin To Withdraw From Ukraine On Live TV by gistmega: 5:12pm On Mar 12, 2022 |
you're kidding aren't you? Comradewhy: 1 Like 1 Share |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russians Ask Putin To Withdraw From Ukraine On Live TV by gistmega: 5:07pm On Mar 12, 2022 |
i cant help but wonder how those monkeys keep their teeth so clean. miraculous indeed. sadly tinubu can't keep his Comradewhy: 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine: Sanctions May Cause Space Station To Crash - Russia by gistmega: 5:04pm On Mar 12, 2022 |
Does that look like an elusive dream to achieve? The U.S is the boss for many reasons. No one threatened Russia with bluffs. The sanctions came pouring. What is Putin waiting for? The ISS does not serve the U.S alone. You too should be worried not the U.S. They have alternative plans but do you? Sometimes, look around you and see things that you cannot do without the U.S. Without the U.S, you will not be able to send your comments on nairaland. Shoodboi: |
Properties / Re: Just Moved In Three Months Ago And Told To Pack Out Now. by gistmega: 4:44pm On Mar 12, 2022 |
Why do you laugh? You are not the only landowner. I am too. you are not invisible. If I need to use any of my properties, it is the most honorable thing to do. You are a landowner for a reason. Going down the rabbit hole with a tenant can get you messed up big league. This is the reason why many landowners get shot and killed. Taking power into your hands can only work for a few people. My cousin is still living rent-free for years now. Not that he doesn't have the cash but he is teaching the landowner a lesson in life. Some tenants are property owners too. If you mess with someone like me, for sure, I am dragging you to court. I am not problematic but if I entered a tenancy agreement with you, respect it. Do not assume that you can move me east and west like a spatula cos' I am your tenant. People have businesses and hustles. if one is giving out an address, it is difficult to move. I have been kicked out before and I got every damn cent. Pray that you do not rent your house to troublemakers. Pray! My uncle had to sell his property and sell the tenant in it. Don't laugh. This is life. Get attuned to reality. I have seen the head of a landowner hung on his gate. People are going through a lot in life. LandOwners: |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (3 - 2) On 12th March 2022 by gistmega: 4:30pm On Mar 12, 2022 |
HHA |
Romance / Re: My Friend Takes Pleasure In Sleeping With Small Girls by gistmega: 9:20pm On Mar 11, 2022 |
hahahahahahahahhaha iKON11: |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Why Isn't Elon Musk Called African-american? by gistmega: 8:49pm On Mar 11, 2022 |
BritishNaija:Thanks |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Why Isn't Elon Musk Called African-american? by gistmega: 8:47pm On Mar 11, 2022 |
Thanks. sunboy: |
Family / Re: Police Inspector, Michael Timitimi Slumps, Dies During Grandmother’s Burial by gistmega: 8:47pm On Mar 11, 2022 |
Not seem to be. Remove the seem in the sentence and put a period after it. No apologies will ever be tendered. sue me! virginchaser: |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Why Isn't Elon Musk Called African-american? by gistmega: 7:15am On Mar 11, 2022 |
Explain what you mean by "pro black". sunboy: |
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