They will be sent to warfront, abi? Will they also send James brown?

iCauseTrouble:
Make Boris and UK keep deceiving themselves.
I pity Nigerians living in the UK.

I remember when my the police came to rescue me and a friend stuck in between two massive billboard posts.
First question outta the officers mouth is, "drink, sleep, or cellphone?"
Patrick said, "sleep". That was right before he lost his license.
So, add cellphone to the list.

BRATISLAVA:
Drink or sleep driving is a storm of life?

hahaha
I am really tired but since they take on on a ride, we ride together.

pretydiva:
Bloggers should stop shoving this guy down our throats nau. James Brown this,, James Brown that. Shuo

frozen70:

That's too long a time, your wife can go there and make a complain about that, probably she has a NIN issue yet to be resolved

We have gone to the embassy multiple times and the rude people working there have been generously insulting us with their gorilla-smeared faces and utterances. Funny fact is that my wife has been registered on the NIN and I haven't but they released my passport and keep telling us that the landlord in Abuja has not sent it over. They are equally expecting that of others to show up. So, as it stands right now my wife is not only upset but frustrated. I just wish one could buy a Benin Republic passport. If I could I would. Just someone not requiring visa so as to see the pops and moms whenever without hassle.

Where will our politicians and celebrities hide?

we can call it run or water slide, right? Since the water isn't falling.

Brian47:
But the waterfall no too get height

My wife has been waiting for this said Nigerian passport for over 7 months. Where is the passport in question?
You have to

frozen70:


What stopped you from processing Nigeria passport for him while processing the UK passport

He is a dual citizen and supposed to have a Nigeria passport

Well, in the absence of that, be ready to get VISA for him in that UK passport anytime he is coming to Nigeria

Slap only? sometimes I hate jungle justice but one has to confess that there are limits. What will the parents of the victim be feeling being dragged up and down this court case? Wasting time, resources and still having to revisit the tragedy everyday as details are constantly recounted in the court

4reala:
Àbeg, make the judge allow the security guard to give am correct brain resseting slap, him mouth go open by force. Anofia

You are very smart and exposed.

Kemight15:

Probably racism, I believe it is even worse on girls because naturally most girl unlike guys don't get along

Also I feel Barcelona is under appreciating her, she is super good but it seems the club have so many good people who are even white hence they always overshadow her irrespective of how hard she try, this is summed up with the fact that with all her exploits she is still just a substitute not a regular starter, if she is white with her level of consistency she will be a permanent and regular starter

Another angle off field is issue of finding love, she may be finding it hard to get love due to same issue of being black, those that claim to like her are probably after her money and won't hesitate to cheat on her or dump her for white girls which are in abundance in population

For her to drop this she is really masking alot under her smiles

Fact
something is better than nothing though.
At least, she would not have to labor that hard in life henceforth standing on 1400 euros monthly. That can pay for rent and fees.

gaby:
Eyaaa
Bittersweet moment.

No amount of retroactive payment can make up for what the young woman missed out on materially.

saphiere:
Truth be told. Innocent wouldn't have amount to something without Annie by his side.
The song that made 2face who he is today is "African Queen" and guess who starred in the video?
Who inspired the song?

DID YOU KNOW THAT?

1. Annie inspired the song African Queen'?

Lie. You should stop spreading false information on front pages. If you need knowledge enroll in a school and learn. Black face wrote the song without seeing or hearing of Annie Idibia. The song is purely intellectual and fictional. As a lyricist, I can tell clearly from the lines.

saphiere:

2. Annie funded 2Baba's face album.

I guess that you intend to type "FIRST'. Notwithstanding, Tuface was loudly sponsored by Kennis music. They paid for the production of every single track and even Tuface spent nothing on it. At the time, the plantashun boiz was already a constant on the radio, so they had moderate recognition and fame.

saphiere:

3. African Queen soundtrack featured in a Hollywood movie. Courtesy of Annie.

father of all lies. When the track was released, Annie didn't even have a Nollywood association card. never featured in any movie. Not even in agbalumor commercial. The song featured in al the movie produced in that era without Annie. Up till now she hasn't made it in Hollywood.

saphiere:

4. Annie used to give 2Baba Tfare to go to studio.

hahaha crazy things are really happening. Fact is that, Black face brought Tuface to Lagos and they lived in Blackface's uncle's house. Blackface's uncle is a Customs officer living in Festac. It was in Festac that they met Faze who was living in his father's house with his deeper life mother. Black face and tuface are both from Benue and met in IMT Enugu doing their OND. Annie didn't have the cash to foot Tuface's bills at the time. She might have given him food from her mother's pot or a few hundreds at some time but not to sponsor him. The person who played the most important role in his life is Black face who took him to Lagos and wrote good songs for the Plantashun boiz. Black face is a lyrical beast and he taught Tuface skills from his blessed talent. I lived in Festac and I have worked with all three as Plantashun bois and individually. Faze's mom WAS a friend of my family. Tuface's lyrical prowess is a shade of Black face. His musical style is copied from Black face. That is why it is easy for Tuface to embrace new styles while Black face can't cos' that is him. The one with the pivotal role is Black face but Tuface sounds better vocally cos of his vocal tone. Faze had the best falsetto of the trio and could hit a G5 whistling.

saphiere:

Or what makes you think 2Baba chose Annie over his numerous babymamas?

cos he broke her virginity. He was her first man and she was the one before the fame. Other girls came when Plantashun bois was popular on the radio and they had started going places and meeting people. Annie was a little girl when Tuface met her.

saphiere:

In conclusion, there is no 2Baba without Annie but there is Innocent Idibia without Annie

Will you be quiet for the rest of the year? Annie did not make Tu let alone Tuface. I hate when ignorant pundit makes conclusions on things that are elusive for them. Please do not spew this rubbish anywhere else. It just makes no sense at all. Both Innocent and Tuface's success has no relationship with Annie.
The only cord wrapping them is the feelings of somewhat tender love that connected their old selves (hearts). Everyone else might be looking for Tuface while Annie knows innocent who looked thin and squatting by someone's uncle. So, every real man know that it is the kind of love that a successful man wants. She loves Tuface for who he is while others are attracted to what he is, not necessarily the money but the voice or talent etc.
I could have slapped your bony face if not for the bandage wrapped on my arm.

Wife is ageing like the speed of light. I can see why he got caught cheating. The woman needs to visit the gym and a surgeon. That was not his first cheating. He just got caught pants down on this one.
All these men marrying women because of skin tone.

I offer to give someone 100 thousand naira if he can get 1 million people to sign a petition for federal government to subsidize fees for IT courses.

what has that someone been able to invent for being hard working?

JosephXavier:
Lol, someone said that Nigerian youths are lazy

But Flutterwave was founded by two Nigerian youths

A lot of Nigerians youths are doing great things in Information technology

Look at how India has dominated IT, Nigerians are even more brilliant than them

We just need a little encouragement and support/supporting system but the government filled with old generation are fighting hard to stop us

war is coming and you are still writing. Who will read them? Dead soldiers?
I am kidding joor

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The only thieves in Nigeria are presumed to be from the south as we are all made to believe.
The Nigerian government has forever prosecuted and maligned the representatives of the south.
There has not be any other government rep treated the way the southerners are treated. They blame the south for all the corruptions cases while they are busy doing the worse of it all.
Look at Abba Kyari, denied extradition even when his crimes has got international links.
The ex-governors of Delta and Bayelsa saw hell while the man with the Bullion van is defended. Diezani Alison-Madueke has been painted with enough mud that can be used to construct a better Nigeria. But, ask yourself, If Diezani made such amount of money in just 4 years when Petrol was only $60, then where is the money made in these 8 years when petrol has hit over $90? Did things get better for us? No!
Go to the north, the level of poverty is appalling. The almajiris still travel to south and west to beg the locals for food. So, why aren't those leaders in the north painted in like manner? Why are they not made to face justice or dragged?
The only man, Dasuki was caged because of the resentful and vengeful president in power and there is no prosecution that has produced anything so far.

The world now is all about promoting sex and sex-related agenda. The pedophiles and rapists are not the only culprits, the media handlers are the major offenders. Nigerians are hungry, dying of all sorts of treatable ailments but the best gifts that we offer is sex sex sex.
Valentine is not a Christian tradition. It is clearly stated that it is a celebration of the FERTILITY GODDESS. So, if your church celebrates it, the goddess of fertility is worshipped there. The churches frown upon smoking weed inside the church but allow a sexually promiscuous goddess to be celebrated there.
Why haven't we seen a Nigerian pastor on dread locs and wearing heels and skirts? They have a dress code. if you can follow dress codes, why can't they follow the Bible. Where is this Valentine in the Bible? If you don't want to be a Christian, then stop deceiving others.
Why can't we use our platforms to support struggling investors and start ups? Why can't we celebrate our own? We wait until the Oyibo people have embraced them before we celebrate them?
If Valentine can be celebrated in church, then let The Osun Osogbo, the fertility goddess be celebrated too. You can't pick and choose. Accepting foreign cultures that are not Biblical and condemning your own as diabolic.
What is the difference of the Goddess valentine and the river Goddess, orisha?
In Brazil and in the Caribbean, the Nigerian gods and goddess are celebrated even in churches. While in Africa, the pagan goddesses are celebrated in the churches while the African goddesses are trashed.
You cannot pick and choose at the same time.

This business can make anyone challenge the throne of the wealthiest in Nigeria in a short frame of time.
Owing to the 'stark' darkness in Nigeria and Africa, power is the most essential need. Anything to reduce the pollution and cost of fuel will be a financial nuclear war head.
The solar energy is not so effective since most people live in rented homes. My current company purchased these sets of batteries which I cannot disclose since it is custom built b Huawei. It works wonders considering the loads that it sustains.
Is there currently any invention that might need financing to gain exposure? Has any Nigerian been able to invent anything since necessity is the father of invention?

The good ole days these men are dragged out and burnt alive.

Ladycewhy:
And children , women,men and one chance victims are to do what? .
There was a report one time that kidnapped people that are unable to pay ransom are sold to ritualists.
Continue making excuses for perpetrators until it gets to your door step.

The auto-tune is a turnoff.
I need real vocalists to do this thing.
The beat is on point but the lyrics and the delivery are pretty much an indelible wreck.

I am appreciative of your assistance. Nevertheless, this is something that I want for fun and a way to assist someone who is underpaid or jobless. What I am asking isn't tasking and not requiring a professional. I hope that we can connect somewhere on a more professional podium in the future when the need arises.

illicit:
I am a linguist
I am not jobless tho but I can be of service if you would review ur offer

I understand a little but I need to be solid in it.
Preferably, I need someone who is currently jobless, or a teacher who is highly underpaid.
Any gender is fine. Age is not a barrier but from 17 and up. Someone with little life experience or at least a drive in life.
This is solely on the phone but you get paid for it. If the service is good, I might prolong the contract and you might be contracted to fully teach my kids.
My offer is 10k monthly.
Lessons will be explained on Whatsapp voice note and calls.
DM me, please.

Sister don't be embarrassed. It is condition. Just be grateful that that roles are not reversed.

Bahamas95:
I can relate.
These people are annoying at times, they can even stain your clothes with their dirty hands if you ain't careful.
One grabbed my arm very tight sometime ago and didn't wanna let go. It was as if I was owing her money.....I was very angry and embarrassed at the same time. I didn't give her anything because of that. Through out my journey I felt uncomfortable in the vehicle because her sweat was kinda smelling in my arm. I bought a sachet water to wash my arm after I alighted from the vehicle.

I am hungry. Let me beg you breakfast and not money.

joyandfaith:
I don't give beggars money. I can render specific help-food, medications, clothes, but not money. Irony is that they want money not other things.

Why Aren't Nigerian bloggers putting out mind boggling stuff out there? I want to read more from Nigerian writers and content creators. What are you waiting for?

I heard many pronunciations of this food (Jillof, jullof, jolluf etc but the two most popular are Jellof and Jollof. Which is the original sound since this rice is now going global?

You are absolutely right. I have lived in the east and in the north and I can attest to the veracity of your comment. I have lived in Jos, Kano, kaduna and Abuja and I can authoritatively state that you are right in all that you have said. Nevertheless, My focus was not only the Igbos. As a matter of fact, I specifically stated that some Northerners live in the south and some Muslims are from the south, particularly in Edo states as I clearly mentioned earlier. The cultural outlook of the Igbos does not resonate with the Ijaws or the Urhobos. They do not have similar view of the Northerners as the Igbos. Even though, they are southerners. So using the same rule of judgment to condemn the ENTIRE south is ungodly in all ramifications.
The Southerners do not hate the Northerners. The Igbos (still not all) have a negative feeling toward the Northerners which is simply a resentment resulting from their loss in the Biafran war. So, you as a Northerner, at least when referring to the Southerners, you can do well to define their actual tribe for clarity sake. This also goes for the leaders when cutting off projects that could add tremendous growth to the economy. For example, the port in Warri, why isn't it functioning? The coal mine in Enugu, the refinery in the south (PH and warri) etc. The reason why these Southerners are neglected to suffer from pollution and land degradation is as a result of the generic ideologies sold to the people in power.
I hope that you get my point.

asanausana91:
Mr man , I am particularly about the igbos, iam not talking about the entire south, I choose the igbos because they carry a lot of hatred towards north, other Southerners may be calm but the igbos are full of venom towards the north. Most igbos sees the entire north as hausa and a Muslim territory.
I could remember when I made an igbo girl in winners chapel in Ibadan- Akubo area, I told her iam a Northerner,she was in shock and she asked me what am I doing in the church, I said what do you mean? She told me that all Northerners are Muslim except I change to Christianity and ran away from my family,that definitely my family must be Muslims. I asked her if she had ever been to the north she said no, then I let her know that no one individual from my family dead or alive, generation to generation that ever been a Muslim. Last year I made a corp member from Abia state that is serving in airforce girls military school jos, she told me that she was surprise to see the number of Christians in jos and the kind of love shown to her in the north, that she was told to saw hijab before coming to the north and that she shouldn't come outside unless she want herself to be killed. She said but what she was seeing is entirely different from what she was told.
Even though many igbos travel to the north they still refused to educate those ones that had never traveled to the north.
Let me tell you , iam a Northerner and a Christian,my best man during my wedding is an Igbo man from Enugu and I married from Edo state . Therefore, I have no reason to hate the southerners but I must stand against people like you who preach hate all over social media. In fact me and my best man coincidentally have the same name. So pls why should I hate the southerners? I did my wedding in Ibadan, I married an Edo girl,my best friend is an Igbo man.

That is the same excuse Buhari gave saying that you are lazy. He can hardly differentiate between hard working Nigerians and lazy ones. How e be you?

mamawa123:
Social media forums in Nigeria is now begging and charity forums.
It is hard in this part of the world to differentiate between scammers and real people who actually need help.

You are very evil. I least expected this. I was so emotional but getting to your comment I lost hope if you ever had a liver or kidney.

TheABOMINATION:
Don jazzy will post about how he has sent N1.2m to the girl, but he will not post about how the girl later repaid him with her pussy.

But how we go take know say the girl papa face is not swollen from over enjoyment?

So, here is the deal. I love Nigerian foods. From the east to North to south to west. I love all these foods. So, I left Nigeria 26 years ago. Nigerian foods are expensive abroad so I settled for new cuisines and I do enjoy intercontinental as well. For the sake of adventure, I have eaten all sorts of food from Eastern to western and the what have yous. Anyhoo, I have always dreamed of my Nigerian foods especially Calabar soups, you know the names.
Nevertheless, here is my problem: Each time I touch down, I can't resist these foods but then I stool relentless. I go back again to eat it cos' I will have little opportunity when I travel out. The shaki, kpormor, issam, kpanla and so on. Man, i crave for all of these and the soups.
So, is there any hope for me? Will this ever stop or am I doomed to end up on intercontinental dishes? The doctor always say that I had food poison but I know that Nigerian foods are not poisons. It can't be. They are not just used to it.
I have tried al the recommended restos. I am told the lady with the magic finger is on the east coast, I go, same stooling. No, it is madam Nnewi, No it is Emil, No it is Iya basira food, I go. I am tired of stooling but I can't resist this foods. Anyone with similar health experience?

Well, you just openly attested that you hold the biggest certificate of ignorance in the whole of Africa.
Even in the US, we have east, west, south and north. How come the cardinal directions got carved out of your left brain without your knowledge.
How can I help you fix it?

aribisala0:
There is nothing like Southerner or Northerner . If you do not know that you do not know Nigeria