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Walelavender:
OP. You made some valid points and you also goofed. Not surprised at this. Obviously youthful exuberance at work.

Yeah valid points; some lazy students who didn't prepare for the exams have been disturbing our peace on this forum by aligning with the unfortunate brilliant ones for the remarking of UTME.

You goofed! Yes you did by bragging to be an 'Intelligent One ' whilst you still need to be smart with your 'Use of English ' and you were pretty lucky with the logistics during your exam . Next time don't jump the gun

....And to Prof Dibu Ojerinde, concerted efforts should be made to avoid further embarrassment in the future by having a Mock (CBT) UTME in selected centres around the 6 geopolitical zones of the country.

You don't want to scrap JAMB and NYSC. Never it won't work.
More holistic reforms should be done

God bless Nigeria

SaintHephzibah:
nice one bro. What brought my annoyance to this dull candidates was when someone who wrote earlier finished his/her exams, they will ask "pls your questions was from which year's past questions"
imagine?
Instead of a student to follow up his syllabus religiously and devote himself to read the recommended textbooks, they spend their worthless time reading pastquestions.
Even though jamb didnt try much by giving me my desired and expected scores, yet i got 231 by God's special grace and am still complacent with it.
God bless you bro for this post.

dontwist849:
and mind you, it takes the grace of for som1 to geh admission.....i'm vry sure that u are afraid of remarking dis exams bcoz u knw ur standard... you knw dah u geht 240 by luck not wah u knw.......the brilliant one will nt mock som1 becoz of mere 240..... dnt take tinx personal nd 4geht abt God

DesChyko:
What was intended as a revelation thread has transformed into a judgement thread. He aired an opinion, and the vast majority resorted to rubbishing his person as if that would help increase their jamb scores; or reduce his. Imagine if a decision maker in the JAMB field were to be going through these comments, would he have seen enough logical submissions to push for the remarking? Nigerians missing the bigger picture since 1960.

ben1daEbiri:
OP,may the good Lord bless you,i agree with you 100%!...I know the pain i passed through just for this JAMB,i had to use my nokia 110 with very small font and copied JAMB syllabus for maths,physics,chemistry and English,during the day,i go about my daily activities-nairalanding,facebooking and hanging with friends but in the night,i JACK!I mean serious JACKING...i know the sleepless nights i passed through....enough of my stories but my point is that most of those who wrote poorly are screaming remark or scrap,if you really prepared,you'll sure beat that 180 mark +-40 marks...peace!!!

Duchessree:
God bless you op, like you i also prepared very well for my jamb, my mum registered me into jamb lesson, I bought textbooks running up to 8,000 naira, i didn't have a nice sleep for 2 months just because i wanted to pass my jamb with flying colours. I also prayed to God also. i wrote my jamb and my score was not what i expected, i was kinda sad but I was glad it was above 220, am going to try harder for my post ume though.
Where i registered for my jamb, a lot of people were paying huge amount of money so that they can be posted to special centre.
A lot of jambites failed to prepare for their exams and when they fail they want jamb to be scrapped.
Like you said some spend their time on the internet but i rather say when you are determined you will pass very well. i spend a lot of my time on facebook, whatsapp, instagram e.t.c but I was very determined that i was going to write my jamb very well. But the bottom line is to put God first.

Koleman:
Thank you brother. The best post ever on nairaland. This generation is getting duller with each passing year. But are we suprised? I remember vividly during my jamb. I knew the course i wanted to go for but the subject combination included maths. I have always been an average student at maths but not a dummy though. I needed to reach the 200 cutoff mark. I dedicated most of attention to others knowing fully well my weakness. Wen it came to maths i took my time and concentratated only on 21 questions. Wen the score came out the maths score was 42! Amazing. Total score 220. Imagine wat my score would ve been without attempting maths. What are my trying to say? Plan ahead. Read read your books, Know your strenghts and weakness. We all ve.

You Are The Real Man.


I Wish Everyone In This Present Generation Was As Hardworking/Determined As You Did.

sketcherJ:
op u are good..looks like u took this words outta my mouth. I am always peeved when i see dumb ones calling for the scrapping of jamb.am always like u mad or something?.. Wishing u success in ur post.ume bro..wish I could give u a 1000 likes..by d way don't mind d unserious ones here attacking ur post

awesomesossy:
Patiently waiting for ur postume score nd ur course of study aswell....if u are going for medicine and dem no give u botany or zoology or even fishery....then I ll know u are indeed good as u claim..... but before den Farabale jor

You Would Be Notified By Me. As Soon As I Get My Admission To Study Computer Science @ University Of Benin (Uniben)

Cheers

queenaisha:
lets not drag this further..am so sorry to the pple who didnt make the cut off mark buh totally deserved it,it all situations i believe God has a way of doing HIS things.. Adios!

kolima1067:
@ op . All i see here is pride , u shouldn't look down on people cos u scored better than them in jamb. I feel encouraging dem is better. I pray u gain admission dis year maybe wen u get to d university u may learn more about life. Pride wont take u anywhere . Even in d uni d best graduating students dont get d best jobs. U got 243 or so in jamb and u re looking down on others , wot should pple dat have graduated from d uni do den? Just calm down

djnelly3000:
meaning? you just failed yourself you don't really know were you belong. first you said poorly marked later you said jamb was a huge success because u gat 240+ see bro/bae were do u belong poorly marked or huge success so I would know the answer to you question/statement

AderibigbeAAA:
JAMB 2016 SHOULD BE RECONDUCTED

First and Foremost, I am not a candidate for this year exams neither do I know anyone writing or have written the exams this year.

The OP attributed the Failure of the candidates to lack of adequate preparation among others.

however, many other factors can contribute to the failure of the students, which may include:

HOW THE EXAMS WAS CONDUCTED

THE ISSUES THAT HAPPENED BEFORE AND DURING EXAMINATION (SERVERS GOING DOWN)

AMONG OTHERS

I am happy the OP scored 243 and he NEVER stated that this center or during his exams, there were issues regarding SERVERS, UNEXPECTED SHUTTING DOWN BY THE SYSTEM, AMONG OTHER REPORTED ISSUES.

IT OBVIOUS THAT THE CONDUCT OF THE EXAMINATION THIS YEAR IS AN ABSOLUTE FAILURE. and JAMB ADMITTED BY ADDING 40MARKS TO SOME CANDIDATE INITIAL SCORES...

IF THE EXAMS ARE PROPERLY CONDUCTED, WHY DID JAMB ADD 40MARKS?

It true that some failed because of their failure to prepare and some are not just good enough to pass

Like I said before:
WAY FORWARD...

1. Jamb should re conduct FOR THOSE NOT SATISFIED WITH THEIR RESULT.

2. Written Exams should be adopted

LONG RUN WAY FORWARD

JAMB should forget about conducting exams

Students to make choices of Institutions through JAMB

Jamb in Collaboration with Each Institutions should conduct exams for choose each institution.

Jamb should monitor and supervise each institution admission process to give room for MERIT before any other criteria.

Jamb is Admission and Matriculation Board not WAEC or NECO .

But Sir, Only The 27th & 29th Had Errors In English Language Only And They Were Awarded +40.

Every Other Day Did Not Experience Such Errors.

Both Candidates That Was Affected By Server Errors & Those That Weren't + Plus Those That Are Dull Are Taking It As An Excuse For Not Doing Well In The Exam

Ochinex:
Boy believe you me, you will fail the post utme,let us watch and see.
That I Promise you...

I Would Notify You When I Finally Pass.

Cheers

Olakunle007:
slowpoke. What the hell do you score? 243? And you are happy. I pity your future. I pray you chose oau as your preferred institution and enter for courses like MED, LAW, ENGLISH and the rest and see how your egoistical behavior land you another stay at home. You are here talking as if what you scored is your labour. I had 263 in last year jamb. Compare that to the the stupid 243 you got this year. This year I got 237, and you think you are my match when it comes to brilliance? Don't forget to open a thread when you gain admission INto any of the top federal universities. Brazen creature

I Would Modify This Post When I Finally Gain Admission To Study Computer Science @ University Of Benin.

I Hope You Won't Deactivate Your Nairaland Account Before Then?

slimmybaarbie:
Hehehe, i don't need it sir, even if i do need tutoring, it won't be from a cheap attention seeker like you, i bet you didn't even sit for jamb this year

Come to think of it, you said you were busy reading while others were wasting their time online?

Yet you created a thread with a fake pic, asking silly question?

I can see how intelligent you are

As for my score, if you had taken the time to read my first post very well, you've seen that it's not my fault, but i don't blame you though, because you're too dumb to understand what i typed in my first post

That's The Problem With You Ladies. You Would Never Admit You Need Help, While Deep Down Inside You, You Are In Dying Need Of It.

I Just Felt That At This moment That Everyone Seems To Be Protesting On Scrapping Jamb, Some Other Persons Was Favored. What's Going To Be Their Fate If It Is Eventually Scrapped

But Hey, We Are In This Journey Together ( The Struggle For Admission). Nothing But Success Is All I Wish You Dear.

I Rest My Pen.

lonelydora:
I am Sir not Ma

The Name Tho.
Thank You Sir

greatiyk4u:
Will u marry her ?

Lol, I could marry for 2 weeks only

uchennamani:
You scored 243 and you believed you did well? Out of possibly 400 marks you scored 243 and that amounts to a good performance? Olodo. But what kept me laughing was your 'while the wise ones WAS busy preparing'. It is conventional rule of grammar that the subject of a sentence must agree with the verb. The 'wise ones' being the subject of the sentence ought to go with 'were'.

slimmybaarbie:
Thanks

Kids everywhere

Sister Adult..


I Heard You Scored 195.


I Could Tutor You On How To Pass Jamb (For Free)

lonelydora:
Nice write up Op.

webninja:
Guys re-read his post, i knew he wasn't intelligent... "the intelligent once" ONCE? I'm out of here... for all those that jamb cheated, do not give up... do not lose hope!!

below is the screen shot of "the intelligent once" just in case he modifies the original post

olufaithystrings:
the guy who created this post is really senseless.
if you had been in their shoes, you wouldn't be saying this....
you're only trying to gain attention you asshole and I don't blame you for that..
this week's results are poor and its definitely a technical error, seeing all candidates with 180,176,177,178 etc, you wanna tell me they're all poor
in case you know you don't have something meaningful to use your damn fingers to type, just go and kill urself.
I hope you even gain admission with your god damn 234 or 243 or whateva you scored..
IDIOT!!

somtoto:
oh my GOD.you scored 243 in jamb and you are feeling like A GOD.shame on you!i scored 268 in the last jamb and i applied for medicine and i didnt get it...i read like my life depended on it,put my life in a hole for months,cut down on extra things that could steal my time in this year's jamb and you coming here to blab.who are you calling a lazy student?a person who finish all inclusive calculation in physics,lamlard physics,essential chemstry,lamlard chemistry,modern biology,comprehensive biology,lamlard biology and in english a-z and invisible teacher.
sir,if you werent affected all you should do is to THANK GOD not to brag.
#remarkjamb2016

webninja:
Lol.. and you're not lazy? you are contradicting yourself here... this shows how unintelligent you are, your score is even weak compared to how cheap the exam was, plus are you not part of the indomie generation?

Temidayo9:
May God bless you and crown your effort in post Jamb exam

floblaq28:
Com be my pet son... But u will do d spending ooo. Agree or disagree.