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Chi59:
Lolz. Funny you

Awwwww, Thank You

Tundeiab:
Even for a 4 year old boy?

Estharfabian:
LoL!

My heartfelt condolences to that poor poor Lady!

She Will Be Alright, I Promise

Michellla:
Dreamt Of Breaking Hymen. Lmao

Infomizer:
Your wife? Maybe? (Here's to assuming you're not a virgin - #DoubleStandards)

kingstylo01:
egbon, isn't this heartless?

Estharfabian:

You need more asswhooping abi?

Lol, I Am Sorry Esther. It Isn't Really My Fault. I Have Always
Dreamt Of Breaking Hymen Since My Childhood Days. Its Hard To
Give Up On It Now That I Am Almost Close To Gett'n Married

Monalisa185:
lol...I really should spread a mat here....

*Rushes To Lie Down With Her

Estharfabian:
Awwwee!

See?? I'm not that silly After all!
Truce?

YEAH TRUCE..



But...



VIRGIN GIRLS ROCKS

Infomizer:
No be by V-Yansh abeg! To think that there was a time when I used to feel like "if my wife is a virgin ehn, I'd adore her in a special way"..Furk that shit mhen! Feels like centuries ago. If I love you enough to wife you, then I'll always adore you in a special way..Where ma tigress at?



Bros, you for cool down read wetin the babe write wella, con understand am before you comment. See as them dey use pupu rub you now. Take heart..

My Bad

But Still....

Virgin Girls Rock

Who Wants To Marry A Second-Hand?

Estharfabian:
Big slowpoke!!,

You should Read what i wrote Again... Slowly this time..Or probably give Your phone to Someone who actually knows outta read to decipher its meaning to You.. Michellla Help him Out?

LoL! I'm really bad at pidgin English Buh lemme help your unfortunate poor self...

''i talk say if him no be virgin and him wan marry person wey be virgin by all means, then,make he die!!"

Get it now?? vivid enough? Oloshi!

*Covers Face*

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Michellla:
she meant any guy thats not a virgin,yet wanna marry a virgin is a dimwitted scum_I.e.SlowPoke.
get it?

Yeah, I Got It Now. Thanks

Estharfabian:
if he's not A virgin and Won't marry a lady except she's one..

Then, he's A deluded, egocentric, dimwitted Scumbag!

And I Hope he gets hit by a car and falls Off from the highest point Of Mount.Everest...And breaks his head...and then DIES.!!