₦airaland Forum

Elonmuzk:
I never knew driving in Nigeria was this hard. Why is everyone in a hurry? No one obeys traffic rules. Jezz!

The reckless manner of driving foes say something about the entire population.

Originalsly:
Can't blame the drivers.... is about the ones paid to enforce the laws.

You're very right

YourFavorite21:
Odour from a girl's butth*le ,those ones that fix long nails and hardly wash their bum bum after pooing.

Chai

Funny guy.

How do you know they don't wash their bum bum?

afrika:
The other day they asked, what is Tinubu source of wealth to the extend he ordered a bullion van to his home? And how old is he? His rep said, does that matter, what matters most is what he is impacting to the society and what more he has to offer......

I still like his style

Anyone defending all of them with that kind of argument is wrong.

Jostoman:
They are doing everything possible to bring this man down but God will shame all of them.

Was it God that paid money into his account?

nwele2017:
What is the source of your poverty?

Source of poverty? Seriously?

inoki247:
you people ehn ur Mata dey always tire person always looking for people source of wealth....


if he tells you his source of Wealth nd still prove u wrong u no go still believe him...

There is nothing wrong in asking about the source of people's stupendous wealth. It's for the safety of the whole society.

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It's unbelievable that Nigeria's capital city, Abuja, has no orderly transport system or even an intra city rail.

Can drivers drive recklessly and keke drivers are even more crazy. Shame.

Could anyone believe that these few pictures of can drivers picking passengers right on the express was in Abuja?

Just imagine! This is within a few kilometres of the entire federal cabinet, the national assembly and the president.

What's the way out?

Why can't they use designated bus stops? Why can't Abuja have a modern transport system?

Nairaland is promoting snake cruelty.

If only Nigerians could attack bandits and their corrupt politicians the same way they attack snakes

dapolaw:
Kwankwazo said PDP should not zoned presidency to the south, Ohaneze did not utter a word.

Saraki declared his intentions, Ohaneze was muted.

Atiku mobilized support nationwide, Ohaneze were dumb and didn't say a word.

Even Wike that is just a stone thrown away from Biafra land said Bala Muhammed is the best presidential candidate for PDP, yet this nincompoop organization didn't bulge.


But alas, Tinubu declared his intent to run and this people started running their mouth like a loose Cannon.

Do you know why? Even the Ohaneze knows that all those people mentioned are just jokers except Tinubu.


I never supported Tinubu's ambition but for this singular act by Ohaneze, I am wholeheartedly down with his ambition.

Your analysis is logical

Also, Pius Anyim declared his interest. No part of the country fumed.

okirewaju:
It depends on may the event did not close on time and there might be cases of theft.


The event planner can offer a disposable cup to pour your drink on it.

It's not a good act though. But Nigerians are funny. Why steal cutlery in an event when you can equally buy same.

Good response.

Does it mean that theft can't happen during the day?

Why can't the rental of the items covered the whole day even if the party closes late?

I've noticed what I consider to be a bad habit of some caterers and venue decorators at Nigerian parties.

These caterers and decorators provide cutlery and other items for guests to use because they are paid for it.

But, surprisingly, these providers start to remove cups, cutlery, and some other items while the party is still on!

Imagine having your drink cup removed while the party is still in full swing. You stand up to greet someone, and bam, your cup or cutlery is gone.

Some of them remove table clothes even while guests are still using the table! Just imagine.

I think it's rude and an impudent way to tell the guests to leave or feel unwanted.

I'm puzzled and I wonder why they do this.

Does anyone have an idea?

Is it that the party hosts don't pay for the items for the full day? Is it laziness on the part of the caterers and decorators so that they can close early?

Why do they do this and how can it be prevented?

Nonsense

ThEGodFaThEr116:
My Yoruba brothers like to run anytime they see one small threat.

https://www.nairaland.com/6927322/residents-flee-herdsmen-sack-enugu

The problem that is on ground is more than tribalism.

Ammishaddai:
It seems this woman is suffering from a new strain of stupidity.

I think the mental balance of many Nigerians has been disrupted by the economic problems.

More and more people are behaving abnormally

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Drunk pastors deceiving gullible members..this people dey show the word how clownish they are..
Angel doesn't exist better know that now so as not to keep caging your life in one place..
I wonder how a sensible person is gonna believe in all these nonsense tho..
Religion has eaten too deep into some persons head that they can't think without checking whether or not it doesn't contradict their bible..or are what their pastor says..

There are too many gullible and senseless people that will believe them

Truthisunique:
This girl na Yoruba Christian she would be safe

I know skull mining isn't rampant in ondo and ekiti

Why do some Nigerians make absolutely stupid posts like this?

Is the IQ of some people this low?

No wonder the country is the way it is.

WickedPisa:
nairaland has successfully promoted animal cruelty to a standard.
how does a forum promote animal cruelty instead of trying to abolish it?
seun you and your mods are fools. all of you
seun you especially, for allowing them because if they aren't as stupid as anything....they wouldn't push such to fps but rather delete them.

You're right

ba7man:
Na poisonous snake like this dem kill like rat??

Snakes aren't having it good in Nigeria at all. No matter how big or poisonous they are, they always end up in the pot when they meet a Nigerian.

If only Nigerians could attack bandits the way they attack snakes

Anebi2002:
..... you won't understand....
It's there plan..
Politicians knows about it

How do they know about it?

The market fires in Nigeria are too many.

Why?

meobizy:
I prefer barbing because you can eat at least twice a day with it. In five hours you can service four or more customers. When considering phone repairs you will spend that same time fixing two phones of which the owners may haggle your service fee down to meagre profit. As a barber, if your tools are in working condition, all the money you make is profit.

All the money he makes can't be profit.

What of rent, electricity, furniture, transport, etc?

Na wa

Naija
Lawless

It's worse that those entrusted with enforcing the law break the law

Ogbuefi2020:
Like I said before, kiss my a,SS if you can't make your points clearer

Orangutan, you came out of the jungle again?

Now go back into its deep recess and don't move again unless you need to run from a predator. Or do you want to be tranquillised?

Ogbuefi2020:
Kiss my a,SS. If you can't make your points clearer

Get lost! You are an uncouth, untamed and brainless orangutan!

Ogbuefi2020:
Flooding of Lagos should have prevented Lekki project na. No water is wahala, too much water is wahala but non of them will stop any estate project

Who is talking about water stopping an estate project?

You need to develop how to patiently understand basic issues before responding.

Ogbuefi2020:
Stop disturbing us with potable water nonsense

Potable water is nonsense?

This says a lot about your mental capacity and exposure.