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100Cents:
Where are the ladies nah ?

....btw I can't see ur own qualities here....things like, u very muscular, u dark/fair in complexion, tall/short, big in BTW or is it small like d wall geckos in my house??

OR are you searching for ladies who dnt hv a choice??

Pls dnt get me wrong ooo

Lol

kennyaati:
so y did u pple break wen u ar dat free wit each other?

Question for the gods

exxell:
Am using a Lumsing.... Very powerful indeed. I got it from a Nairalander named Slye. This power bank charges my Iphone 4s over 5 times. And it can charge two devices at a time.

Pls how do I get one?

barnabas91:
We got seperated...time and age are not women's bestfrnd....plumpy ladies tend to get marry quickly dan †ђξ slim ones. U̶̲̥̅̊ knw wht ℓ mean.

Yea I gat u...

barnabas91:
Lmao! same tin my ex does, she sits ontop of ♍y face with her robust bombomand discharge it sharpadly den runs, but †ђξ swt tin abt is dt it doesn't smell, then ℓ give her mine that smells so bad that we wud av to leav d room 4 30minutes while she spray air freshner. Anybody that ask what's wrong, we wud be pointing at eachother. Very funny indeed! I was her best n I don't think she can ever be dt free with somebody else.

Woow.....so what happened..wiaz she?

Odikwa Selious....

@ OP..reason nõ 5:= she could be staring at u cos ur tongue is so white with foamy disgusting spit and her mind is jst like ' OMG does dis fool think am ever going suck dat thing??'''' sorry slip of hand...





I didn't say dat, did i

Hmmmm

barnabas91:
Mehn! Old memories of ♍y ex, we fart a lot 2geda, we do ɪ̣̝̇t̶̲̥̅̊ more like a competition and run helter skelter if any1 sound sound louder dan each other. ɪ̣̝̇t̶̲̥̅̊ just show how real and transparent you can be with ur partner. Any day we eat beans 2geda, we wl be laughing badly and staring at eachoda knowing wht wl come next....twaz fun though

Same with my ex and I, the only difference is He grabs me and make sure I inhale d last of it, initially I was vexing for d mata bt got use to it at d long run...and it was fun to me cos I always gave him mine without pity...

Hmmmm

justwise: What do you do in Nigeria?

I work but d salary isn't huge...

Good afternoon, pls someone is sending me an invitation to london...pls what n what do I need to get and how do I go abt d process so dey dnt deny me d visa...
thank you

lalasticlala: 1 Pressing your phone in the church during service.
2 Answering/Making call during service
3 Sleeping/Dozing during service.
4 Sitting down when you are instructed to stand
5 Opening your eyes and looking at those praying instead of praying with them
6 Wearing Headphones while in church
7 Sagging to church
8 Checking out a lovely and cute sister
9 Checking out a brother
10 Discussing with a brother/sister while the service is on instead of concentrating
11 Gossiping about choristers, pastor, a sister or a brother
12 Murmuring when they call for much donations after the normal church offering
13 Toasting a sister in church
14 Toasting a brother in church
15 Flirting with a sister/brother in church
16 Telling yourself in your mind "Oh this pastor should finish up this sermon na so that one would go home"; especially during prolonged sermon
17 Telling yourself "This man should finish this unending announcement".
18 Coming to church so late, maybe shortly before sermon or during sermon.
19 Leaving the church immediately after praises, worship and choir ministration, just as the pastor wanna mount the pulpit to commence the sermon. 20 Carrying 'CD' inside your wallet and go to church
21 Checking out what others are wearing; consciously monitoring the dress, fashion and style of others.
22 Forcing yourself to speak in tongue just because others are speaking in tongue
23 When the pastor calls for first timers and you refuse to step out when you are very sure you are actually visiting that church for the first time
24 When the pastor calls for alter call for those that are not yet born again and you refuse to go for whatever reason when you actually know that you are not born again
25 Walking up and down frequently like 2/3 or more times when you are not an usher
26 Disobeying ushers/church workers, e g when they direct you on where to sit
27 Reading bible portions from your phone ( I am not sure if this is wrong o)
28 Looking at your watch mid-sermon, especially during long sermon.
29 Lusting after the pastor
30 Sitting in front and spreading your legs apart, consciously or unconsciously.

Which number are you guilty of? Lol

1,2,3,4,5sometimes, 9,10,16sometimes, 18,21,23,26sometime, 27sometimes, 28sometimes....... God forgive me

nickz: one trailer load of condom
babes go plenty there

May God forgive u...

obisite: The fear of the unrealistic being is the scarcity of realistic being...., som good pals will definately get across, who knows...., like play like play... Thinqs gets workinq out....

Well.... it's possible shaaa

Idowuogbo: Haba I don see u b4 na....u set but that your quarter past eye dem dey depreciate ur fine boyism.

Lol..

sam4: You must be stupid for that statement, did i abuse her in any way? Who is animal btw me and you now? God will never for forgive you for this unless if i have offended you or her in any way that is why you will not see the wrath of God.

I wonder why you are calling God when you first started it all, most of you guyz just comment & say a lot of nasty things just to get attention....you lit d fire,now it's burning;so why call God you practically called me a foolish person, now go through your comments on this thread and tell me who is stupid...

sammieguze: dont be so sure o. could be real afterall

I doubt

Hmmm

sam4: hmmmmm love moooooooooo

Sam4 are you ok??

Hmmmm

Nice.....

It’s so easy to tell someone you love them, but can you show your love without using words? Great actions always speak louder than great words and when it comes to love, it’s important to learn how to express your love without words. Did you remember that guy who said that he loved you many times, but it was in word only and he didn’t back up his confession with gestures? Sure, it doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t tell someone you love them. Just try to show your partner, friend or parent you love them once in a while in order to have stronger relationship.

1. Make time for them
No matter how busy you are, you should always find time for those you love. You might have plenty of important tasks and meetings and maybe your partner, parent or friend understand it. But it’s not difficult to pick the phone to call them and ask how their day is going. Or, take a small break and drink coffee together. A weekend picnic is also a great idea.

2. Listen to them
One of the simplest ways to show your love without words is to listen to them. Listen to each word they say even when it’s boring or you just don’t like the topic of conversation. If they ask you whether they’ve told you this story before, why not say “Yes, but could you tell it again because I’ve forgotten some details?” If they love telling this particular story over and over again, don’t interrupt and simply listen to them.

3. Kisses and hugs
When it comes to showing somebody you love them without using words, the warmth of kisses and hugs are the best. Whether it’s a kiss good morning or good night or a hug to let them know you care or simply miss them, this is a great way to express your love.

4. Make their life easier
I don’t mean to give them money or accomplish all their tasks or do anything like this. I mean to do the small things such as taking out the trash or buying necessary foods without being asked, or doing something that they don’t enjoy doing. Although it may seem like little things, if you do them you can make the person’s life a bit easier.

5. Random surprise
I love random surprises and I’m pretty sure most of you love them too. When you listen to everything the person says, you learn a lot about them. Once at a supermarket I unintentionally said to my boyfriend what my favorite childhood ice cream was. Since then, every time I’m upset or depressed, he brings me a pint of it. I’m glad that he remembered this little thing and this shows that he really listens to me and loves me. He often makes breakfast in bed for me and I try to do the same every now and then. I think it’s a sweet gesture of the affection.

6. Send a care package
If someone you love lives far away from you, why not send them a care package? When it comes to love, distance is not a problem and you can still show them you really care about them. A package of the small things you know they’ll need or like is what you need to show your love without words.

7. Cook for them
Many people typically cook on special occasions such as Thanksgiving Day, Christmas, Valentine’s Day and birthdays, but why not cook something special for someone you love? Figure out their favorite meal and try to make it today. You can even cook it and surprise the person at their workplace or college.

8. Support them
Everyone makes mistakes, it’s human nature. So it’s important to support someone you love during the hard times. Even if you told them not to do it, but they still did it and now regret it, don’t tell them “I told you so.” Support them and tell that we need mistakes and everybody messes up, we just have to learn from them and move on.

Learning to show your love without words doesn’t have to be difficult; even the smallest thing can make a big difference in someone’s day. Feel free to express yourself through your good actions instead of telling words but make sure you do it sincerely.


How do you show your love without words?

tpeace1: UA is management Traine, the questions are 30numerical very hard maths, 10 critical n 10 verbal

Hmmm

hapiness44: what did you study?. I am UA too

Me too

Hmmmm

unyours: hmmmm. Are you an alien?

I think u are one, for you to hv identified one...u re obviously an alien..... what do u think

xtervaganza: why e De pain u pass people wey he mention?




U put her name ooo




She wan cry

Hmmm....smh for u

RedBenson: Ok o. Good to know u been around. Btw, i love that ur profile pic so i don drop one "like" there. Happy Sunday.

mmm....thanks... how have you been??

cococandy: Gloryl come in here

Present aunty...here I am

100Cents: Are you trying to tell us you are decent and good ?

okay !

Story for person way no sabi women.

Last bullet: Any person who takes time telling you about how upright or good he/she is, should be watched closely..

100kobo or whatever u call yourself,if you dont understand simple english, I suggest u jst shut ur mouth ok,,you mustn't comment on every post u see on NL..