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MangekyoAlt:
I've gone through your profile. And guess what? Judging from the threads you've made vs the ones I've made, I think it's pretty evident at least to people who still have brains in their head, who the toxic and obsessed fanboy here is. There's no doubt that it is you.
All the post you've made were made to either bash messi or massage the ego of pendulum like the dude is even aware of your little, stupid existence.
Messi is actually someone who lives in your head rent free, yet you had the audacity to come here to accuse me of masturbating on pendulum's business Ogbeni you must have some screw loosed

I don't engage kids !
Do have a great day.

MangekyoAlt:
Meanwhile, pendu fans should should keep off this thread! ⚠️
Small tapin you see them screaming "Ororoooo (local palm oil), gOOOOAAAT (local Nigerian goat)"
Very annoying

You midgetonians can't cease to amaze me !
Aren't you obsessed already ?

Because you want to witness another of "his greatness" displays,you rushed to book two spaces already in the first page of this thread.
He is the reason you will rush early to any viewing center close to you,just to watch him.
You ought to be more concerned about the midget's poor performance so far in farmer's league, this season, and stop masturbating on CR7 business.


Here ,an article by goal,is where you should be masturbating on,you half baked midgetonian!

https://www.goal.com/en-us/amp/news/messis-worst-start-in-15-years-why-is-paris-saint-germains/1m0rhd5lnm9g1edxh6ibeh64b

stayclearofme:
Mumu.. I am older than your father! You started the insults.. fo..ol Cursed child!

Mr Seun, don't you think age verification should become a criterion before one could create an account on nairaland ?

Too many uncultured kids.

stayclearofme:
Na your family, your mama and papa get problem... Go do sacrifice for your village.
How many times will you tell me take care Mr Stupidtonia?

Kid .

"Good ebening " made the right choice.

stayclearofme:
Dear Mr Imbeciletonia and Mumutonia you are a cursed person sir, try to appease your village people sir and also see a psychiatrist to cure you of the madness that runs in your family sir.
Have a nice day sir.

As I asserted,earlier on,I'm not the reason for you family problems .
Take care.

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Men.
Great men.
I have seen great men .
I have seen and watched great men.
I have watched men talked about great men.
I have seen and watched men and society talked about great men.
I have seen and heard men and society talked about the greatest of men in the round leather game.
But I have seen, and come to a conclusion that none of the great men of the round leather game is much alluring,powerful , enigmatic and much spoken of ,like this very great among the greats.

Some think of him as a the greatest goal merchant inthe history of the round leather game,while others think of him as that little kid from Madeira still taking the world by storm.

Some think of him as the perfect combination of 50% hard work, 40% good dieting and 10% talent, while some think of him as an egoist,a vain glory seeker and a cry baby.
But I personally think he's the greatest of all time !
He's greatness personified !

Where he came from,things he have done,things he have achieved and still achieving,path he have trode ,and still treading , his love for challenge and that burning passion and hunger for the round leather game !

We are all witnesses of his greatness !

stayclearofme:
Wetin this thing dey talk?... If that is the way you want go then CR7 cannot be the highest goal scorer in UCL.. minus all his penalty goals and tell me what is left.
Mr midgetonians how tall are you? You that is "tall" what have you achieved in your chosen profession. I hate when people use the way God created others to insult them. Till you die you can't worth Messi Poo Poo.

Dear midgetonian;

Please,I'm not your family problem and the reason for your frustrations .

Do have a great day sir .

FlipModeSquade:
So if you don't rate penalties and tap ins..

How many goals have Penaldo scored in his career?

Just asking for a friend.

Jokes is on you !

YOU, midgetonians are the ones that don't consider penalty goals and tap in goals as goals, especially when CR7 is in the picture,what changed ?

By the way, the 740+ the midget have scored in his career about 101 are from the penalty spots.
770+ career goals CR7 have scored, about 136 are from the penalty spots.
Of course ,CR7 have more penalty goals,but the midget is not a saint either.
Having over 100 penalty goals don't make you a saint inthe penalty merchant argument.

When all this deluded midgetonians go about calling CR7 "penaldo",you will think CR7 have scored 300+ penalty goals from his career total of 770+,and they all pretend like the midget is not a penalty merchant !

paulolee:
messi 3 goals in 3 games means nothing....
bros wats cr7 performance against Leicester and Liverpool?? can u rate both above 3.5??

Messi scored 3 goals ?
Did you dare say 3 goals
When did penalty goals and tap in goals considered a goal ?
The last time I checked,you midgetonians don't consider penalty goals and tap in goals as goals,what changed ?
As far as we are concerned,and with the energy you midgetonians have been using to criticize penalty goals and tap ins especially when CR7 is in the picture,Messi have scored only 1 goal since his move to PSG !

You can't tell me nothing !


Rating it above 3.5 on the scale of 5 or 10 ?
Funny enough, it's the same matches they lost .
Don't that tell you something ?

paulolee:
he did same in Juve bt I dnt tink united wont keep getting bailed by his crucial goals n it's not a good plan for united especially during knockout games wen his goals may stop coming..
Juve were easily dumped by Porto last season bcoz he cudnt score both home n away....dts d problem of cr7 n messi dependency to a team, bad game for dm, means bad nite for dier club and dts my fear for PSG too during knockouts.
these guys are old n past their peak n bad days in office now looks normal to dm in each match day....dey is need for Pogba, Fernandez, greenwood n even rashford to step up n improve its supporting cast or these cr7 goals would be made useless

You fear for PSG if Messi have a poor game inthe champions league ?

You're not being honest !

PSG have been performing better without Messi ,and here you're trying to assume PSG won't go far without Messi .
There is no PSG dependency on Messi,and that's bad news for all MIDGETONIANS!
Messi should quickly start putting up those performances he's known for,sooner,else we will continue to drag him by the ballz !
If bad performance have become normal for Messi at PSG ,CR7 should not be in that conversation.
I dare you to name matches where CR7 was poor in,this season,that gave you the cojones to say bad performance have become normal for both of them,instead of actually admitting that Messi have been performing below par,alone, between the two,this season.

..while one midget from midgetonia is been subbed for lacklustre performance when his team is down and badly needed a goal ,to atleast Savage a draw.
More than 7 matches already,no goal nor am assist in the farmer's league.
All his fans got going for them is 600 dribbles,700 step overs,50 shots hit the cross bar and other useless stats in the farmer's league.
It's actually a hard time been a MIDGETONIAN,and i'm beginning to feel for him and his fans.

sportskid:
You are talking nonsense, Messi has a muscle injury Even before the game, and PSG is way ahead in the Ligue 1, not like Man UTD that is way behind. Messi was subbed to keep him fit for the UCL, Where he has scored 3 goals already. Don't let hate kill you, If football was only about goals, Messi will not be sitting on six ballon dors and a potential 7th.

Tears !


More tears !
You go cry tire

blowjohn:
But why dem dey sub messi anyhow na

Good question !

To all MIDGETONIANS ; why is your midget King and Lord been subbed like an average player ?
It's becoming embarrassing ,and I'm beginning to feel sorry for him !
Yea,I do care !
I genuinely do care about the well-being of the midget !

I vividly remember when you dare not sub the midget in his kingdom of camp nou ,located in MIDGETONIA ,unless you want to be barnished from the kingdom.

How the mighty have felling!

For now,siuuuuu to all MIDGETONIANS .

By the way,OLE have a way of pressing man u fans mumu button .
One minute,#Oleout is trending on Twitter and all social media platforms, everyone dragging him by the ballz and calling for his sack.
The next minute,when his job is under high pressure and on the line,Ole will go 10 matches unbeaten ,give everyone the humble pie, graciously,and "let's get behind the coach and give him to the end of the season " will become the popular opinion among man u faithfuls .

So funny and crazy !

0:2 !

Did anyone see that backheel cutback by CR7 before he played El matador through for the second goal ?
Worldie !
Simply sensational !

They,the haters and MIDGETONIANS are going to have a very looooong night .

My GOAT already have a brilliant goal and an assist,while your own goat is getting subbed when his team is a goal down and need to win that match

There's levels to this sh*t!

Tombrown3:
I wished I could unsee it

This is terribly disgusting .

Numerouno94:
Ojeemah come nd see ur pastor.

I don't get it.
He should not discuss sports because he's a preacher ?

generalwo:
Without Messi in Barcelona, the team is just as good as WESTHAM or Leicester

Why are you underrating West Ham bro ?

rukz:
Good evening comrades..... Please I need an honest reply here... What do I stand to lose if I decide to stop ALL form of sport betting and gambling?

Nothing bro.
Nothing !
You will rather save up more money and channel it to something more productive.

Funny enough,e get one idiot way dey somewhere dey disturb the whole neighborhood with his fart !
Give the guy enough beans to eat for one week,your feedback will be appreciated .

NaijaCoverBlogg:
Alabi no get match


Just few days ago on Sunday I played red star Belgrade ov 2.5...they won 1 - 0....2k stake gone

Today i play them straight win with miserable 1.06 odd so as to avoid wetin happen last time.... They beat them 2 - 1

If you play them make every player in each team wear boot start the match,one player go off boot enter field .

BigBelleControl:
This election will be a true test of who's more preferred in the East between the FG and IPOB.
But if IPOB really want to achieve their aim, it's not by boycotting elections but by trying to get their own people in power.

..and who exactly is their people they can try and get to power ?
How many of those governorship aspirants have actually supported IPOB ?
And if any Actually have, don't you think is just for the votes ?
You're talk as if you don't know how Nigeria politics works.
The reality is that there is nothing for them ,in terms of power,in today's Nigeria politic spheres, for IPOB,and they know it.

uBuNiT:
Police assured you of your safety yet you guys entertain fear.

Then, police and army will do the one day job and av the pay.

ADHOC WORKERS! Grow balls you are men, IPOB are ordinary miscreants.
...referendum or
VAM N'ANYA on the way.

Yea,the same way they assured every Nigerians of their safety in North East, some states in North Central and other parts of the country where Fulani terrorists are having a field day.
Thanks for your concern .

DubaiLandLord1:
In Nnewi, people troop out for the training yesterday.

F L.
On Monday,in Anambra state,Nnewi precisely,people troop out for INEC training ?
you just confirmed you're nowhere near Anambra state.

Festflor:
You do am abi you no do am?
Some men in the name of husband are simpleton!

Rango !
I so much love this cartoon character .

motymop:
Respect what? You think even her parents, brothers or sisters will be proud of her.

One of the latest slogan is my body, my choice, as if other people will not suffer from the bad choice they made.

It's so disgusting and annoying that that load of BS is coming from a guy!

#Damn!