You gotta be kidding me...... how do u get to unlock your phone in a church, club-house, conference etc.


Truly, the end-times are here

I can't seem to find my fùçk

Benita27:
You say what?. Breach of agreement and theft under false pretence...what if she denies collecting money from you, and you don't have evidence to back that up, what then happens?.

Lol..... why would anyone go to court cos of transport fare? The legal fees one would expend in such case would be in multiples of the transport fare in question. Funny!!!!!

Easy to say when he's got his songs on 1 and 3

Hardly does a day go by without Davido's story making FP on NL.

Alone with my thoughts of how some people were born poor while others were born rich. Well, I came to the conclusion that 'Being poor might not be our doing but staying poor actually is'

Lemme add one: Lalasticlala doesn't like snakes

44.Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

No wonder, the more you kill them the more u have them. I'll stop killing them henceforth, they can't comman turn me to a serial killer

47.Most lipstick contains fish scales.

I detest the odour so much

45.Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times

For 5hrs, that'll be about 3500 times. Mehn, my ear is the China of bacteria

24.“Rhythm” is the longest English word without a vowel.

Rhythms is actually longer

23.The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

One hell of a tongue twister, I can't even say it once

5.Ants never sleep!

Workaholics

josefite:
If you had ur panel interview on 23rd in Ib, kindly drop it WhatsApp contact so we can follow it up 2geda.

IPOB are trying to avoid the violence that happened in the 60's but the feasibility of achieving Biafra without violence is on the negative side.

If elections are boycotted, FG might declare state of emergency and impose leaders in affected areas(co-ordinators ) and this might not go well with Igbos thereby causing uproar which might bring bloodshed.

But let's see how it's gonna pan out (I might be wrong)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cea6anQQ-4

Lalasticlala

Mmm

Both of them are fooling us, they'd probably catch up with a bottle of henessy while jobless youths will rant against them online.

Olekumaster:
cc GMan650 KentoBility

Any trick for the new season virtual??

O boy! This new season virtual don chop my money wella...... no trick up my sleeves right now

engineerboat:


The Youths under the umbrella of Advanced Peoples Democratic Alliance Youth Frontier (APDAYF), made the appeal in a statement signed by its National Coordinator, Comrade Inioribo Tamunotonye and the Director of Strategy and Mobilisation, Comrade Temitope Owa, and made available to our reporters in Abuja.

At least TonyeBarcanista has finally gotten himself a big post, it's now clear why u carry this matter for head.

stunningjudy:

Sent.
.

Thanks.

Ogochukwurita:


Sent

Thanks

bobolizim:
Cc: lalasticlala , Seun ...

Add source if you want it to hit FP

KahlDrogo:
Sanusi, with all due respect, the time for such sermon has passed. The igbos must have their biafra whether they like it or not. It is what they want, it is what they would get.

Period.

You call this sermon?? What good has come from countries that went through secession in the past?

Emir Sanusi is among the few in Nigeria's politicosphere that speaks wisely and honestly in at least 70% of the time. He isn't perfect though as he also has his shortcomings too.



I got great respect for you man.

Lalasticlala I think NLers should see this

The goal is to be rich and not fake being rich.

naptu2:


Angelique Kidjo (of Benin Republic) - Agolo (1996)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrwRjUue-sY

Oh! Thanks. I didn't know it was Angelique Kidjo by any stretch of imagination. That woman is a LEGEND

naptu2:
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Sir I don't know if you can help me with the title of a popular song in the late 90s by a woman......... the tune goes like:
"Ori Ori ooooo
Oladjoumoke oladjoumoke
Oladjumoke oladjoumoke"

In the video, there are images of something like ancient Bini gods dancing to the song. The entire costume in the video was ancient dresses. The language the woman used sounded very well like Yoruba cos there are some lines I could pick but it didn't sound like the common yoruba.

Thanks in anticipation of your response

Isssso

Dominique , Have you heard the new joint by Debie-Rise and Bassey titled Joy and Pain. That track is a dope one for R&B lovers.


Also worth listening to is Terry Apala ft Bisola - Bad girl(Bisola delivered powerfully on the track)

Olamide fall my hand for this one........ the last hairstyle was manageable but this one

[quote author=decatalyst post=56860124][/quote]Only in naija..... lmao