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And pple won't report them to the cops. Even if they do, dem go settle d cops with bottles of beer. We need better enforcers of law.

SkinnyDude:
which one be vulgar word? don't you joke with your guys.

what i meant was that, they should also share the remaining 10 billion.

Sorry, I took the word 'mad' out of context; I thought you were abusing. I'm sorry. Apology accepted?

SkinnyDude:
you are mad. let them still share the 10billion.
oya, do the mathematics again

Guy, why u dey use vulgar words now? I only gave my opinion so you don't have to use foul words. Okay, if you think you are wise how do you think they can spend the money.

sniper1305:
smh 4 this guy, if dem giv u dat 3k, wetin u go carry am do biko. To smoke ur normal SK abi? Some guys can b funny sha, 3k na money?

How much u get for acct wey u dey shout nonsense for mouth? If person give you 3k shey u no go thank the person. You also don't need to know what I'm going to do with the money so shut up

That's what we'll hear but we won't hear what they used the money for. Lemme just advice PMB on how to spend the money.$2.3billion = 460billion naira(using 200=$1 as conversion rate). And we have like 150million Nigerians so if we divide this money among EVERYBODY each person will have #3066.66. The FG can give #3000 to each person and keep the remaining #66.66, they'll still have #9,999,000,000 and that is almost #10billion. They can use that for whatever way they think poverty will be alleviated.

Corruption would be at its peak

Republlican:
Ok oh

You deserve an award 'Nairalander of the year'. You are always on every thread; thumbs up for that.

chocolateme:
Nigeria will become disaster

What kind of disaster ooo?

Politics

Goal madrid

Still a red devil till the blood turns black

Arsenal 1 - 3 Man U

Hit like if u think this will be the scoreline after 90mins. If otherwise send your predicted scoreline

Thank God for him, if the gurl had said NO it 'll be an hell of embarrassment. Happy for them tho

nickkylawve:
Lol if I hear tht one chai see beeta lie

Hey, can a guy be so dirty as you all claimed? I've been to different guy's apartment in my life and the only common untidyness I can bring out is 'unwashed dishes'. Yeah, most guys don't love washing. But when it comes to oil stain on bedspread, damp or moist towel on bed NO. I've nt seen a well grown guy that does that. Sorry for bursting in without introduction; itz ur boy DA G-MAN

Hmmmm...... I just hope they don't have any quarrel that will lead to divorce. Please Tiwa get back to studio, I don miss that your kele kele voice

runzlord:
Dude if you have problems with my spellings, correct me, I typed them out with my phone and prone to make mistakes stop acting like you're god that does not make mistakes.

Aiit...... I'm sorry

Omo all other threads just dry...... na here the party dey. I'm feeling d groove. After the reggae abeg beat the blues

Hahahahahhahahhahahahha.............. I can't stop laughing. Nairalanders become creative anytim Chelsea is losing...... different kind of wash...... different kind of laughter........ different kinds of diss.......and different kinds of songs..... I think 2dae's the happiest day I've ever been on Nairaland..... I jez can't stop laughing

Mourinho sef no sabi as e dey go again. E brought in Matic to sub em off again without injury

I can't bliv dz Matic in and out

Eyin omo Chelsea chelsea x2
Mo gbo in4mation x2
Pe e n je IYA
E n je IYA......


Mane the MAIN MAN

ChelseaDr:
The opening to the vagina is completely different from the urethral opening (where urine passes out from). If urine passes through the vagina it means there is a fistula (VVF) which is an abnormal connection between the urinary bladder and the vagina.

This woman may have.a normal tube, a normal womb and a normal but closed vagina (which may be labial agglutination i.e. gumming together of the vaginal lips) leaving just a dimple. In such a case mild pressure may just be what is needed to give her an open vagina.... seen one treated. So from the medical point of view it is possible.

I beleive in miracles; they still happen

Enough of all this Vijina, vagina closing and opening etc. Itz getting irritating. The OP said she saw tha lady and her husband. Case closed. If u don't bliv it 'Fine'

Krasid:
Being Skillfull is different from being a great dribbler.Although, you would require a lil bit of skill to be a great dribbler. https://www.easports.com/fifa/news/2015/fifa-16-ratings-top-10-dribblers https://www.easports.com/fifa/news/2015/fifa-16-ratings-five-star-skillers

Ronaldo is the most skillful player now only that he concentrates majorly on scoring goals which is why we don't see him do many skills

OZAOEKPE:
"I'm dedicating this FTC on behalf of the good people of Nigeria(especially the youths), that God should see her through all this trials, and that we solidly behind her". Quote me anywhere




-please click share if you share my views, and like if you 'hate' my comment

You dey use scope garner likes, right? Love your strategy though

I've not seen any better player

A 59-man list has been released as the nominations for the 2015 Ballon d'or award which will take place January next year.
As usual, Ronaldo and Messi tops the list and they are joined by superstars such as Neymar, Suarez, Bale, Rooney and Muller.
There are also new entries like Harry Kane who scored 22 goals in his breakout season. He is joined by fellow stars from English Premier League like De Gea, De Bruyne, Aguero, Otamendi, Hazard, Courtois, Silva, Depay and Sanchez.
However, the biggest shock is the inclusion of QPR midfielder Luongo who spent last season on loan at League One side Swindon Town. He makes the list because of his exploits in the Asian Cup in January. Full list below:

Claudio Bravo – Barcelona
Javier Mascherano – Barcelona
Andres Iniesta – Barcelona
Lionel Messi – Barcelona
Ivan Rakitic – Barcelona
Neymar – Barcelona
Luis Suarez – Barcelona
Gareth Bale – Real Madrid
Karim Benzema – Real Madrid
Sergio Ramos – Real Madrid
Cristiano Ronaldo – Real Madrid
Luka Modric – Real Madrid
James Rodriguez – Real Madrid
Toni Kroos – Real Madrid
Giorgio Chiellini – Juventus
Paul Pogba – Juventus
Alvaro Morata – Juventus
Arturo Vidal – Juventus/Bayern
Andrea Pirlo – Juventus/NYCFC
Carlos Tevez – Juventus/Boca
Robert Lewandowski – Bayern
Arjen Robben – Bayern
David Alaba – Bayern
Thomas Muller – Bayern
Manuel Neuer – Bayern
Wilfried Bony – Manchester City
Yaya Toure – Manchester City
Sergio Aguero – Manchester City
Nicolas Otamendi – valencia/Manchester City
Kevin de Bruyne – Wolfsburg/Manchester City
Diego Costa – Chelsea
Willian – Chelsea
Thibaut Courtois – Chelsea
Eden Hazard – Chelsea
Edinson Cavani – PSG
Zlatan Ibrahimovic – PSG
Javier Pastore – PSG
Wayne Rooney – Manchester United
David de Gea – Manchester United
Memphis Depay – PSV/Manchester United
David Ospina – Arsenal
Alexis Sanchez – Arsenal
Antoine Griezmann – Atletico Madrid
Jackson Martinez – Porto/Atletico Madrid
Carlos Bacca – Sevilla/AC Milan
Giovani dos Santos – Villarreal/LA Galaxy
Phillippe Coutinho – Liverpool
Son Heung-Min – Leverkusen/Tottenham
Christian Atsu – Everton/Bournemouth
Paolo Guerrero – Flamengo/Corinthians
Eduardo Vargas – QPR/Hoffenheim
Gary Medel – Inter
Harry Kane – Tottenham
Alexandre Lacazette – Lyon
Andres Guardado – PSV
Carlos Sanchez – River Plate
Andre Ayew – Marseille/Swansea
Massimo Luongo – Swindon/QPR
Shinji Okazaki – Mainz/Leicester

Read more: https://marapolsa.com/2015-ballon-dor-fifa-release-59-man-nomination-list/

vfactor:
Really?

Yeah, the person closest to him is Lionel Messi with over 400 goals

Real Madrid paid homage to C. Ronaldo as their outright leading scorer on Friday even though official statistics show he has yet to overhaul former Spain striker 'Raul'.
Real Madrid and some Spanish media believe an effort five years ago that was deemed a goal by centre back Pepe should have been awarded to the Portugal captain and he therefore has 324 goals, one more than Raul.
The disputed goal came in La Liga game at Real Sociedad in September 2010 when Ronaldo's shot arrowed towards the Sociedad wall, looped up off Pepe's back and over Bravo into the net.
"I would never have imagined when I put on this shirt for the first time that I would be the team's best goal scorer," Ronaldo said at a presentation at the Bernabeu stadium where he received a trophy marking his achievement.
"I'm very happy," added the 30-year-old. "Firstly, I want to thank my teammates because without them it would never have been possible."
Ronaldo's next chance to officially break the record is Sunday's La liga match versus rivals Athletico Madrid.