Government Job? As how?

Do you mean Government Job like "Dasuki Own"? Under a government like "Jonathan Administration??

Happy Sunday

I was just on Jamb registration page now. This is what was written on the TOP of it::::

"Registration for Computer-Based Test ONLY is Now Available. Registration ends on Sunday, January 31, 2016"

www.jamb.org.ng/Unifiedtme4/

Lalasticlala

If it wasn't for this CHIBOK girls, Boko Haram would have been history.. But the situation when our military is killing enemy by trying to check if they are "enemy or not" is slowing the end to Boko Haram..

I don't believe if the women that came to ASO rock today are the real chibok girls mother.. But if they are, They really disappoint NIGERIA ARMY..

Can't dey see how Nigeria army is fighting everyday just to rescue their daughters and bring peace to Nigeria?? It's so annoying that this Parent are the one who are still protesting.. It's so annoying...

A lot of girls have been rescue.. Are they telling us that their daughter is more important than those thousand captive that have already been rescue??

GOD BLESS PMB

GOD BLESS NIGERIA ARMY

GOD BLESS ALL THE BOKO HARAM CAPTIVE (Not only chibok girls)

GOD BLESS ALL THE BOKO HARAM CAPTIVE FAMILIES ( Not only chibok girls parent)

GOD BLESS NIGERIA

Am still confused about this. Your guesses is highly welcome..

Am sure that some set of "I'd..t"" will come here to speak blindly on what they don't know.. Please does that know more about Budgeting should shed more lights on this issue

THINGS TO OBSERVE THERE::

1: That First Masquerade got swag.. I never know that Masquerade even dey take picture not to talk of getting swag..

2: That Girl even wanted to KISS the second Masquerade and the second Masquerade MOUTH position shows that they have either KISS or about to KISS..

3: Look at the postion of the waist of that First Masquerade and the waist of that Girl.. That First Masquerade is feeling the presence of her *yansh* on his DICK... (I guess)

4:: Finally, YOU CAN ONLY SEE THIS TYPE OF THING IN igbo land.. Please am not insulting. Am only saying the real koko.

THAT GIRL NEED URGENT "Psycho" TEST

LordAdam:

Why do you hate GEJ so much? He rape your mama?
-Lord

No. I hate Gej because he is a Terrorist..

hollywater:
The last time i check, Jonathan remains my humble ex president. Haters should look for the nearest transformer and say the last prayer.

I don't blame you.. I blame those who keeps breeding animal like you.

I have said it many times that "I wonder what Nigeria will be like when it's time for our youth to start ruling"... If you can still support that Terrorist (not my Ex-president) then your brain need to be Formatted...

Dojupyo:
20,000 reasons why you are workless

And 20,000 reason why you shouldn't be among the living.... I wonder what Nigeria will be when your type is ruling.. IDIOT

I remember during Jonathan's tenure. I knew that the man was a monster. I always tell those around me who are Pro-PDP supporter that Jonathan will surely have a hand in this criminal activities being carried out by Boko Haram..

Please tell me, what is the difference between Jonathan and Shekau??

Pro-PDP supporter won't have any good answer for this cause they are all brainwashed.. Shekau is just a Terrorist who have low regard for human life and Jonathan is a leader who is ready to do business with the life of his follower.. """"IF YOU HAVE DIFFERENT ANSWER, FEEL FREE TO QUOTE ME AND GIVE YOUR OWN ANSWER""""

I wonder if we youths of nowadays can ever become a good leader cause all we know is to worship those blood sucking politician. We don't reason non have any solution to the problem around us..

Imagine some fool telling us that Buhari is the one sponsoring boko haram during the campaign period.. I always laugh at every one of them.. If we have Logical Reason, we should have all know that the current government is the evil who is fueling boko haram. I always weep then cause I don't have enough believe that Buhari will win due to all sort of Lies formed against him. But Glory Be To God Today..

Imaging $2.1billion and "trillions of naira for Defense Budget" can not even take care of a minor group of Terrorist until they become a world recognize terrorist just because of JOnathan's Terror Business.

I continue to weep for the future generation cause I wonder who will be ruling by then.. Nigeria's problem can not be solved unless we call the Ex-Head of state TO intervene.. When this old soldiers die, who are those that will start tackling our problems!?!... GOD KNOWS THE BEST,,

I REST MY CASE

President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is Africa’s most eligible war criminal. There are twenty thousand reasons why he merits the dubious honor. And those twenty thousand reasons represent the twenty thousand human deaths he caused as a sanguinary Commander-in-Chief.

The Nigerian media casts Jonathan’s National Security Adviser, Sambo Dasuki, as the linchpin of the plunder of $2.1 billion meant to fund Nigeria’s battle against Boko Haram, the cruelest terror group in the world.
They call the story of the bloody fraud, “Dasukigate’’, because Dasuki is the apparent central character. Dasuki is the omnipresent factor and actor in all the narratives of beneficiaries of the loot. They reference him as the one who handed them their share.
But if we insist that we know no indigenous way of characterizing a scandal other than append an exotic ‘’gate’’ to the name of its local author, then we might as well give precision to the naming, and reflect the unvarnished truth reality unfurling before us. I mean, if we have bound ourselves to a `taxonomic code that says that every made-in-Nigeria scam must bear the suffix of the surname of the protagonist, then ’Dasukigate’ is an error. It is ’Jonathangate’.
Dasuki’s fabled culpability in the arms scam does not extend beyond a compliant errand boy’s service to his master. Dasuki was a puppet of his principal, Jonathan. All Dasuki did, he did on behalf of Jonathan. Dasuki is the face of the scam because Jonathan was just too restrained by the strictures of his position to personally distribute the blood money among his partymen.
Olisa Metuh, the National Publicity Secretary of the Peoples Democratic Party, would even admit that President Jonathan, at some point of desperation, went out of his way to bribe him, hand to hand.
Leading Nigerian newspapers had reported that, in the build up to the 2015 general elections, Jonathan during his tour of the South West of Nigeria, distributed hundreds of thousands of dollars cash to traditional rulers to buy their support.
These monies, we now know, came a from a defense budget Jonathan converted to his pocket money.
The ”gate” ascribed to Dasuki is Jonathan’s. The closest Dasuki came to owning to the fabled ‘’gate’’ was manning it. Dasuki was the no more than the gatekeeper. Dasuki passed people through the ‘’gate’’. He vetted and screened the old men and party chieftains who must partake of the spoils.
Dasuki appears to be the owner of the ‘’gate’’ because Jonathan, the real proprietor, had trusted him, positioned him, and vested him with the carte blanche to loot on Jonathan’s behalf and share in Jonathan’s name.
We know this. We know this for sure that neither Dasuki nor any person in government could have undertaken to make sports of raping the national treasury and stealing the money earmarked from rescuing Nigerian from existential threat without the say-so and support of the head of state. We know this. The facts assail us and overwhelm us.
But there is some kind of conspiracy to exempt Jonathan from a story that is distinctly his and transfer his culpability to Dasuki, a less significant character. Those who believe Jonathan’s dignity must be preserved seek to make Dasuki the chief villain.
To achieve this, they are subliminally projecting Dasuki as the overseer of the fraud that begat 20,000 deaths and Jonathan as the aloof bystander, located on the outermost fringe of the scam.
Their mention of Jonathan in this saga tends to slip through the cracks of hesitation. And when it escapes, a tone of reverence is sent after the embarrassing audacity. A tone of respect that apologizes for not bowing too low to the presumptively iconic Jonathan.
The NGO, Socio-Economic Rights Accountability Project (SERAP), the other day, sent Jonathan an open letter that hewed to this tenor of adoration. The letter, in summary, was a list of rhetorical questions. It was a fawning appeal to Jonathan to deny ever having the faintest idea that Nigeria’s defense budget was being diverted to his political campaign. It was a suggestion that he pleads that he was physically absent from his own presidency.
I imagine that Abubakar Shekau, the leader of Boko Haram, also deserve the same level of courtesy. Shekau, after all, derived his powers from Jonathan. Jonathan stripped Nigerian troops and Shekau preyed on their unclothedness.
Jonathan and Shekau collaborated as if the Commander-in-Chief and the Terrorist-in-Chief were subscribed to a mutually-agreed, joint agenda. They complemented each other. Jonathan disarmed Nigerian soldiers and Shekau killed them.
The media and the commentariat are overly solicitous to Jonathan. That’s why they flinch from according Jonathan the place of place in the arms scam. They do not want to expose him to disgrace by highlighting his role. They believe that he deserves to be excused from his mess.
Most of them reckon that Jonathan has earned pardon for all his transgressions he may have committed as President. Jonathan conceded defeat in the last general elections and handed over power to his rival, Muhammadu Buhari.
Jonathan saved Nigeria, their thinking goes, from a civil war, by exiting Aso rock quietly. They deem him to have qualified for eternal respect because he did not resist the electorate’s sack.
This faux obligation to honor Jonathan explains why many Nigerian newspapers named him MAN OF THE YEAR 2015. The presumed peaceable man saved his country and its people from bloodshed.
But the trophy they carved for Jonathan, however, happened to sit, rather awkwardly, besides the growing preponderance of evidence that Jonathan had actually shed the blood of no less than 20,000 human beings to win re-election.
The stream of confessions that has been flowing since the arrest of Dasuki has established that Jonathan is nowhere as qualified to be a Nobel Prize Winner for Peace –like his most imaginative supporters propose –as he is due for a trial for crime against humanity at The Hague.
It is now beyond doubt that Jonathan betrayed Nigeria he had the responsibility of governing. He violated the oath he swore to protect the lives and property of the Nigerian people. Jonathan authorized the stealing of Nigerian’s defense budget. He reduced his own country’s military to a mockery in wartime.
Jonathan was a charlatan. He personified the very abuse of the word, ‘leader’. Worse, he was a misanthrope.
While he actively disarmed Nigerian troops and diverted the resources covenanted to the prosecution of the war on terror, he played the hypocrite. He affected to be saddened by reports of new death tolls and loss of territory Boko Haram was scoring against the Nigerian state.
At the occurrence of every new terror attack, he had his spokesman, Reuben Abati, issue a vacuous press statement that expressed President Jonathan’s profound grief on learning of the latest ‘’cowardly’’ act of the murders. Those statements ended with Jonathan vowing ‘’to bring the perpetrators of the dastardly act to book’.
We know now that Jonathan advantaged the terrorists against Nigerian troops. We now know that the guardian of the Nigerian state sided with killers of Nigerian people. We know now that Jonathan backed the terrorists to kill Nigerians to their heart’s content.
Jonathan did not see the war as a humanitarian tragedy that should be abbreviated. He saw the war as a business opportunity that should be prolonged. He saw the war as an opportunity to make and share blood money.
This Commander-in-Chief had famished Nigerian soldiers deployed to the front lines with a ration of 30 bullets! The soldiers faced a better armed band of insurgents. They faced the threat of certain death when they ran out of bullets.
While some soldiers died, others took flight –and got death sentence for ‘’mutiny’’. And the unchallenged terrorists overran scores of villages, annihilating women and children, and leaving a scorched earth behind.

The lucky survivors are the 2 million internally displaced persons scattered in many camps around Nigeria.
Even if Nigerian laws legitimize aiding and abetting mass murder, Jonathan’s own words condemn him.
Apart from quotes like ‘’I had no shoes’’, ‘’Stealing is not corruption’’, ‘’I don’t give a damn’’…about assets declaration, his most celebrated public statement is, ‘’My ambition is not worth the blood of any Nigerian’’.
Jonathan poured the blood of 20,000 Nigerians as libation to his second term ambition. He failed his own standards. And he must be held to account.
The words of Jonathan’s wife also condemn him.
Days after Boko Haram invaded a school in Chibok and abducted 200 girls, Patience Jonathan (the self-styled Mama Peace) wept as she admonished the terrorists, “All this blood you are sharing…There is God o!’’.
What we have learned so far that Goodluck, his husband, was as malevolent as the terrorists. He ‘’shared’’ innocent blood in concert with Boko Haram.
With 20, 000 human deaths to his credit, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has a pair of blood-soaked hands that will turn any river red. That’s why he should be shipped off to International Criminal Court.
Emmanuel Uchenna Ugwu engages the issues of the day with honest audacity. He writes with an intense passion that is tempered by prudence. He tweets via @emmaugwutheman

The views and opinions expressed here are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of 360Nobs.com.

http://www.360nobs.com/2016/01/447220/

Lalasticlala .. Come and Take a look @this Write up

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Good news for we the G's.. This police have been frustating our lives.. Once they check yah phone, nah #50k...

If you don't give them your phone, Nah "21 slaps".. Thank you Arase

Demburrows:
More like a ranting of an hungry madman.

Please nothing concern me o.. Am just saying what I know about my brother.. Some others have been saying that if any negative story comes out, then those north around them are all dead..

Mind you, YORUBA's don't give warning when they are striking.... Just an advice for Nigeria peace

I tried to say this after reading from different site about the fighting in Kwara. I knew that something like this would come up since some set of people have been claiming kwara to be a North & Yoruba land.. I want to make one thing clear, "Yoruba are the most stubborn tribe in Nigeria"..

A lot of people will doubt me. But if this matter is not attended to before the fire breaks out, then it will be cleared to you that am right.. Yoruba's don't fight unnecessarily, but when they see that things are going out of hands, they fight with their last breath. They won't stop until they achieve their aims.. Am writing from experience.

If the Government did not intervene before it's too late, then I promise you that a single north will not remain in kwara. Those who will remain will be the dead body..

You will see Yoruba Traditional ruler throwing their support behind flushing out North from kwara if possible yoruba land. Believe me. If this issue last for two days time, then you will know that BIAFRA war and IPOB protest is a CHILD PLAY... Ask people from "IFE and Modakeke" in osun state..

PLEASE AM NOT TRYING TO DEFEND YORUBA's.. AM JUST TRYING TO TELL YOU WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF THIS CASE IS NOT ATTENDED TO in TIME..

#NaijaBetSanta Username=Godson36

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First Of All, Nah Thunder Go Fire this Okonjo-Iweala (am not sorry for cursing her) cause you people steal our money ans still have gut to use we nigerians as a protection by saying that you spend the money for our own benefit when we did not benefit anything...

PDP is a master-class group of thieves... If what you gonna ask from this woman that will suffer thesame faith of Diezani is receipt, I bet that you won't find them guilty cause they always steal and perfect it by providing a receipt for what they stole why people won't see the Goods that the receipt is meant for...

If you want to probe this Idiot who always from saint, ask them to provide what they did with the money not the receipt.... Imagine Dasuki telling we nigerians that they bought arms but he doesn't know if they were delivered...

JUST WAIT AND SEE, Diezani's case will be minor when this useless woman start feeling the wrapth of GOD...

May Amadioha , Sango , Ogun and all the 201gods which exist in this world punish those who have embezzle Nigeria's money. Amen....

I REST MY CASE

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Waoooooo!!! First Female Governon in NIGERIA....

In OLAMIDE badoo voice " ba jinan tu kan fun awon goons mi""""

Ride on MAMA TARABA .....

You have prove to Nigeria Females that "What a man can do, a woman can do better"

I LOVE YOU.......

Am from EKITI but am so happy to hear that a woman become a governor in NIGERIA....

Especially under APC....

This should be celebrated by all the women in Nigeria....

God bless the federal republic of Nigeria, God Bless Mama Taraba , God Bless BUHARI , God Bless Osinbajo , God Bless Tinubu

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Lalasticlala , Ishilove , seun

Taraba state tribunal sacks Governor Darius Ishaku of PDP (Peoples Democratic Party) and also declared APC ( All Progressive Congress) candidate,Aisha Jummai Alhassan (Mama Taraba) lawful winner of the 28 March governorship election in 2015.
Source:: www.metronaija.com/2015/11/breaking-news-tribunal-sacks-taraba.html?m=1

Lalasticlala , Ishilove , Seun

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And to others IPOB members on nairaland, a day is coming for your own.... But I still don't know how to punish you. But I will hold a meeting with seun on how to do that....

And to others IPOB members on street, it can be your turn during your next protest.... LOLzzzz


Please don't curse me oooo...... I was just joking with those things that I wrote up there

Am sure that God will surely ask this jobless guy why he short his own life time....... I pray that others learn.....

Here is the photo of the Pro-Biafra member killed yesterday


Source:: www..com

Temitemi1 come see your role model.......

PDP thugs who are supporting fayose candidate for chairmanship election takes over some part of Efon local government on sunday 25-10-2015. There are 3 candidates contesting for chairmanship primary under the ruling party in the state (PDP).

But, Fayose did not follow the party constitution which support a primary election in other to pick a candidate for the general election. There are two FAMOUS contestant BOBBY JEJE and ARE AJANAKU ....

Are Yemi Ajanaku:: has been a die hard fans of PDP since it's emergence in EKITI STATE politics... He is one of the top PDP leaders in Ekiti state. And he has also serve as a caretaker chairman under the ruling party PDP.

BOBBY JEJE:: this man is an indigene of Efon local government. But he is not base in Efon... He came to Efon and Ekit politics during the last governorship election in the state...

But, Fayose has gave his support to the man who just came into Ekiti state politics... But the people of the local government and some top politicians like ( Gentle , Hon.Afolabi Afo ) e.t.c has against the candidacy of BOBBY JEJE...

Hon. Afolabi Afo is a member of the House Of Representative under Fayose administration. He is supporting Are Yemi Ajanaku. But some PDP thugs who are supporting FAYOSE candidate came and attack Hon. Afolabi Afo on 25-10-2015 sunday's night. He was beaten and strip naked.

Some others were also hit with cars driven by the thugs..

BUT THE QUESTION NOW IS THAT ,,, Who sent this thug?? Isn't it that fayose wants to repeat what he did in year 2004 when he first rule EKITI?

Lalasticlala , Ishilove , Seun

Lalasticlala ,, what keep this thread here..... You suppose to push this to frontpage since.......

I think we have to make fun of "Wailers" this early morning

PDP??!? I just dey pity that party.. Nigerians I throwaway salute oooo...

APC and Buhari ,, Well done..

To the Progressives that Send PDP to exile, I also salute you..

PDP is gone already....... We are now having "Wailers" as the opposition...

Barcanista , FireFire, Mogidi ,,, You people can also be like Tinubu ... You should go and join Kowa , ANPP ,LP and SDP with your "Wailers"..

I suggest you to give your Party name as "AWWP" Association Of Wailing Wailers Party.... (Not so bad thos)

I AM THAT I AM, the only Husband of introvert and LadyF

(( I am GODSON36 ))

To The Moderator that Ban me , I salute you also........ Lalasticlala, why did you ban me... Un-ban me withing 12hours. or else, I will sue you to Court..

Just because I snatch INTROVERT and LADYF from you, then you decide to BAN my "Godson36" account......

I will not even sue you to court, I will drag you to Okija Shrine...... Tomorrow is the deadline day for you to UN-Ban my account.....

Waillers, Over to you.....

The leadership of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, has appealed to Nigerians to come and join their party.
The acting chairman of the opposition party, Prince Uche Secondus, made the appeal during the inauguration of the PDP E-Membership Registration Committee in Abuja today
“This occasion is significant to us as a party because it is a dream come true. You will recall that the idea of having an electronic membership registration for our party has been in the works for so many years.
In furtherance to this desire, we had refuted a constitutional
amendment as reflected in section 8(11) of the PDP constitution and in August 2010, the National Executive Committee approved the policy. I’m appealing to all Nigerians to come and join us.
There is room for everybody. Journalists here are also free to join us and become our members. ”he said

Source:: www..ng/2015/08/26/come-and-join-us-pdp-appeals-to-nigerians/

Lalasticlala

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