₦airaland Forum

emmanuel596:
Imagine what the world is turning to.......

Please what is wrong with d pix aren't dey adult, dey can do what dey feel like doin.
Funi things is most pple yabbing dem av done worse we just neva see una pix for nairaland yet

Ifakiland:
met an old friend in a bus, was Happy seeing her...after d greetings and all, I tot I'd be a gentleman and pay her tfare. "conductor take for two"....den she shouted from d back seat "we are four oo"....i paused, den d gals with her started saying hiiiii, helllooooo.
so I told conductor, take for me alone....den she got angry o.
was I wrong?

You sure pass bet9ja.
But guy you for just pay for her fwends and not pay for her own tfair, na that one for bad passs

Enahi:
I don't want to tell her but just irritated with his disturbance, I have deleted his number long ago so was surprised when he called me and won't stop calling.

His the guy d 1st guy u ever dated if no how many guys av u dated be4.
Why don't u block him so he will not be able 2 kal u again

This mourinho old fashion tactics go just give pple heart attack 2day.
Why not mikel nd matic for midf den willian nd hazard for wings + costa nd remy up front.

I hope chelsea win sha coz we don over suffer dis year coz of mourinho stubbornness 2change tactics

kodded:




zombies




so the big generator powered by diesel used by all this rich folks are not dangerous to the environment ?





typical zombie even if buhari rape your wife you will stil find excuse to praise him
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Lol guy even if dem give you expo for exam hall nd make no invigilator dey around you, you go still fail d exam.
Sowi na ur case

cjudy:
receive sense in Jesus name. so if u on the gen, u will sit with it abi? can everyone afford the big gen? you are thinking from your anus i guess so. for all of u shouting the gen is a killer, how many have it killed? and most of u are even smoker. sori 4 dis country. no light, no water, no road, security na zero already. all they do is fighting to remove any ruling governor or senator who is not a.p.c. God will you and will the run the president life the way he runs this country

Bruva ur dumbnes-s nos no bound nd it is @it peak already. I must let u know to go 4 mental check up be4 it is 2 late.
guy u foni I swear u, coz I told u d truth am now a zombie lol.
Wen d fume kills sum 1 u know den u will knww dangerous
Exhaust from the generating sets contains carbon monoxide, a dangerous, invisible, odourless and colourless gas. When inhaled, carbon monoxide replaces oxygen in the tissues. The tell–tale signs on the victim are dizziness, nausea, headache, even confusion, symptoms mistakenly attributed to too much alcohol or sun.
Why do you think pple in the vllage live longer than we in the city coz of things like dis, d dangerous fume dis gen produce and we inhale it almost daily nd ur govt is try to protect pples health from dis hazardous gen nd ur programmed mind is apc vs pdp not pples health that is in danger.
Have you ever heard health is wealth be4

kodded:
zombies ooo


Zombies





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guy u foni I swear u, coz I told u d truth am now a zombie lol.
Wen d fume kills sum 1 u know den u will now knw how dangerous d gen can be.
Exhaust from the generating sets contains carbon monoxide, a dangerous, invisible, odourless and colourless gas. When inhaled, carbon monoxide replaces oxygen in the tissues. The tell–tale signs on the victim are dizziness, nausea, headache, even confusion, symptoms mistakenly attributed to too much alcohol or sun.

Guy how u dey reason still dey baffle mi.
Dis gen na killer gen, the fume alone can cause a lot of damage 2 pples health Especially kids that inhale d fume nd u cum dey use ur hand dey type dis yeye topic.
I need thick strong rope for dis O.p

Decker:
All this zodiac sign craze is all rubbish. The month you are born doesn't have anything to do with your personality, neither does it have anything to do with what you will become, what you feel, your predicaments, or what life will throw at you.

Anyone who believes this shiit would as well believe in big foot, vampires and werewolves.

Tnkx jawe help mi tell dem dis zodiac thing na fraud big FRAUD

Will pack my stuffs immediately and leave the house without thinking once

Depend on 3things
1st why is dis person a single mum
2nd where is the father of the kid
3rd what made dem part way

If I get the rite ansa den I will consider, if I don't I will nt consider marry d person, so as 2 not 2 enter 1chance

No be joke now. Need a good advice here[/quote]S

THIRD, STOP TOUCHING YOUR PRIVATES FRE

FOURTH NEVER EVER SLEEP ON YOUR BED FAC

FIFTH YOU NEED TO CONFIDE IN A MATU

SIXTH, IT TAKES 21 DAYS TO BREAK AN HAB



FINALLY, GO FOR DELIVERANCE PRAYERS AND DRAW CLOSE TO GOD..... SEX CAN NEVER KEEP LUST AWAY.... YOU CAN NOT SLEEP ON DELILAHS LAPS AND WAKE UP IN ABRAHAM'S BOSSOMIT, SO IT YOU DO THESE FOR 21 DAYS THEN YOU WILL BE FREE..... BY MAINTAINING ITRE PERSON, PASTOR OR COUNSELLOR SO THEY CAN RE-ORIENT YOU AND HOW TO KEEP YOURSELF FREEING DOWN ELSE THE MATTRESS AND YOUR PRIVATES CAN CONNECTQUENTLY ELSE IT WILL BE AROUSEDECONDLY, GET BUSY AND ENGAGE YOUR MIND WITH OTHER THINGS.
THE BEST OPTION IS FIRST AND FOREMOST STOP ALL EXPLICIT MOVIES OR X-RATED CONTENT YOU VIEW, ALL SEX CHATS MUST END AND THEN REPLACE THE HABIT, BECAUSE RESEARCH SHOWS THAT ONLY IDLE PEEPS INDULGE IN IT, IF YOU WERE ON A 9-5PM JOB SCHEDULE AS A WORKER OR AS A STUDENT IN CLASS, YOU WILL BE TOO TIRED OF SUCH THINGS,

kswainthrillz:
lolx man.tha biatch wan form for me like say i care..i swear if na only me and girls they this life..them nor go dhey make yanga self.ah swear.
Low esteem G's na dem dhey form for...guy no let these fucking chicks look down on ya...i believ yhu say..yhu go tackle dem back.

Lol bros calm down on her u no need am 2 dey tackle her, just let her be nd be d matured one by not war-ing words with her

Have two options for u.
1st wear iron pant nd den throw away d key.
2nd option Just cut it off that d best way out

Tank mi later

kswainthrillz:
don't tell me ah know biatch...ion even like in the first place...yhu aint worth know ah swear..yhu must be one of those frustrated jambite...sorry biatch.

She no gree for u abi na why u dey tackle d gal wit stud ni

jomoh:
Thank you for this.


Please try and download the book koleman recommended. Even though they're greedy, you will hardly want to blame the leaders of underdeveloped countries again because it is natural in human nature to be greedy.

These leaders will have little or no chance against the mechanism these western nations deploy.

I don't blame dem I blame we d citizen of the country for being puppets in their hands.
That why dey use tribal war on us, so we can never unite.
Will download nd read the book on a wkend.

Koleman:
This has always been de battle. Developed countries vs the less developed! The only way for them to remain developed is if we remain under developed! Advise everyone to read the book " Confessions of an Economic Hitman" and you will weep! I really really fear for buhari. Read that book and you will know why.

Bro ur so right, that as always bn their plan.
if one african country can break that jinx
Every oda sis country will follow suit nd wen that happens u know what will happen 2 the so called develop countries.

jomoh:
We just have to pray for him and support him. I believe all this is not for a long tim but only to stem the total collapse of the economy.


We are too dependent on imported goods in this country while we have a lot of people in Aba making quality products but no where to sell them at profit.

Bro dat the issue we av here in nigeria.
We have 2 many natural resources that are being wasted here on a daily basis, imagine if we decide 2 use half of wht we have in nigeria this country wud av bn an over developed country but becuz dey know blacks are greedy an self centered, they encourage our leaders to loot nd discourage dem from developing their own country by helpng our leaders keeep the loote fund @their own bank nd d loot is now useto develop their own country while here is in ruins.
That why I feel libya nd african mite not get anoda leader like Mamar Ghadaffi, even if he was not perfect he made sure his pple were very comfortable nd self dependant

Estharfabian:
LoL!;DAyam tayad of writing "pidgin"....

Oya...You're right...I'm wrong!(Can't Argue in Pidgin abeg)

PS-----Make sure You give your mom A Big list...So, She'd Atleast know what to Look for...

We are just exchanging opinions Not arguing.
I don't need 2 give her any list my 1st luv(my mum) already know the best for mi coz we are like 5 and 6.

Please Dnt forget let ur dad select your husband for you den u will see why dey are called parent

What is not urs is not urs.
Your story is similar 2 sum1 I know, dated a guy for 6yrs nd d guy left her for sum1 younger.
She cried nd cried was even hospitalized for almost a month but do u know d irony of life, the guy she is now married 2 for like 1yr+ she met him @d hospital coz he entered d wrong ward nd ended up @her ward.
So my fwend don't be in a hurry ur own hubby dey him way dey cum urside, him just dey prepare things down for u

ABIOLAXYZ:
Men are naturally polygamous in nature and nobody can't stop that.

Bro abeg speak for urself.

Estharfabian:
Abeg, No vex...How old You be?

Like, You'll let your mom Choose A Random girl for You? seriously? Lwkmd! You're kidding huh?

The only person that Knows what's best for you is "YOU" oga..

No Go Look for girl marry..stay there dey wait for Your Momsy..When she carry mbeke come give u, na una go still complain

Lmao aunty calm down why ur blood dey errupt like volcano now
Wen u ready 2 wan marry na that u go know your husband 2be mama get say.
Wen she go twist her pikin mind, say u no be wife material na that tym u go agree with mi.

Estharfabian:
The thought Of it is Annoying!!blah!
What sane man would Allow His Mother to do that??
And what sane girl would even Agree to be Wooed by A man's Mother?? tah!!


This is the 21st Century Abeg!

Wetin u sabi, no be d same 21st century marriages dey crash like no 2rmw ni.

Op yes nd why is that ur mum knows the best for u nd she self be woman she go know the d qualities that d gal shud av.


And why it is a No 2 is that she mite pick a gal that is not ur spec

raayah:
Why do we always say Men are using women for sex?

If two people are in a consensual adult relationship and they both agree to have sex. Why is it flipped somehow that the male is using the female?

Its very evident that most male and female derive great pleasure from sex. In short, i feel like I'm using my boyfriend for sex because I can't keep my hands off my boyfriend especially during sexy times.

Besides, An average Nigerian woman has more men clamouring to her compared to an average Nigerian man. Definitely, its the woman who has the power and ability to chose, approve and discard men as willingly as she wants.

Men on the other hand, tend to cast their net in the dating pool hoping to catch a fish. The average man takes an interest potential female and chases her. He might even be shut down.

Its just the top Alpha males who easily get the women they want.

There are unfair situations a person might be dating someone they do not see a future with. However its spread very evenly amongst all genders.

OP Ab imo pectore A capite ad calcem

solomonbrown64:
That's why I can't get tired of the show, something new Comes up every week, it's amazing.....
I feel this might be the best season ever because the whole darkness thing is beyond them...

I feeeeel the same way 2 nd I like d way sam now dos his stuff unlike be4.
I like the new sexy death 2

koice:
It's high time the CW wrap the show up for good... it stopped making any meaningful sense after Season 9 concluded IMHO. Anyhoo, still keeping the faith.

Bros stop watchin if u don't like it again but for mi I don't want dem 2 stop it coz it is d only series I can't watch from the start nd still feel d same way

Nomzylicious:
heart break?

Real one their mind dirty.

Op nice one it got me laufin dis early

I support d president he his very right.
Nigeria problem is Psychological, every1 is use 2 bein a law breaker nd dat becoz we all grew up Believing nd accepting dis unruly way of life.
For we 2 have a beta naija is must 1st start wit us individuals changing our mind set, I don't blame any1 that calls naija a Zoo coz we all act like animals most tyms even d most educated ones are d masters of dis unruly nd law breaking life style.



My own 1/2 a kobo

1: mode9
2: overdose
3: terry da rapman
4: jesse jags
5: vector
6: m.i
7: eva alordiah
8: phyno
9: olamide be4
10: naeto c

I support oliseh anyday anytym bcoz Be4 him there was super eagles nd as he as left there is still super eagles.
We need fresh, young nd committed players that will always be proud 2 wear nigeria jersey not player that hav no interest of d team @ heart.
Pple should giv oliseh tym, he will make super eagles a good team with all of our support nd if we must criticize him, it must be a positive one not critizing him blindly

My own 1/2kobo

frankcris:
Incharge of who's salary?...na she be my employer?

Nothng is there bro, if u marry a good woman she will plan ur salary well nd spend it well for u but that kind woman na only for story book u go see her