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prettyboi1989:
useless punch with a misleading title, there was a very big big mention of him denying his mother in the story

:/

prettyboi1989:
useless punch with a misleading title, there was no mention of him denying his mother in the story

By lying that he saved money to buy a uniform he has stolen, he denied his mother*

Stop living a fake life

Leetunechi:
To all my YORUBA friends. .it's not "fulani x-men" it's "fulani herdsmen" thank you

Leetunechi

OAM4J

The Divine pattern of prayer is to pray to the Father, in the name of the Son, and with the help of the Holy Spirit.....


Some tips on how to compose a short prayer for a meeting or church service:-
• Begin by addressing God
When we come to God it's often good to think about an attribute or title that God has - this helps to remind us of who He is.
E.G. "Dear all loving and everlasting Father"
"Almighty God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ"
"Dear Lord and Father"
• Give thanks to God
Here we think about and celebrate the relationship that we enjoy with God. For example, you could recount God's faithfulness to you (or the groups) during the last week, or you could draw on accounts and experiences from the bible.
E.G. "Thank you that you have been with us this last week and that Your presence is with us now"
"Today we remind ourselves of Your faithfulness through all generations and Your goodness to each of us during this last week".
• Bring Your Requests to Him
Here you can bring to mind some things that you would like to see happen as you meet together. If there is a speaker you could ask that God inspires them, if there is worship you could ask that God meets with people and that hearts are open to receive from Him etc.
E.G. "Lord, we thank you for (name of speaker). We pray that you would give them great inspiration as they share what You have placed on their heart".
"Father, as we come to You in worship, we invite You to move freely amongst us. Come and transform us by Your Holy Spirit we pray"
• Close with worship and an amen
A good way of finishing a prayer is to acknowledge the greatness and wonder of God in some way. Also, it is important that people know you have finished praying by saying amen!
E.G. "For from him and through him and for him are all things, both now and forever. Amen". (this is a reference to the Apostle Paul's writings in Rom 11:36 NIV)
"To Him be the glory, for ever and ever. Amen"
"We ask this in the precious name of Jesus, Our Lord and Saviour. Amen"
Sample Opening Prayer
So putting some of these sentences together, we can start to build our own opening prayer to God:
Almighty God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ,
Thank you that you have been with us this last week and that Your presence is with us now.
Lord, we thank you for (name of speaker). We pray that you would give them great inspiration as they share with us what You have placed on their heart.
We pray that You would fill them with courage and give them Your peace.
We ask this in the precious name of Jesus, Our Lord and Saviour.
Amen.


Thanks for reading.

Things like this, the police should simply get him unconscious, have his kidney and other vital organs removed; and being donated to a hospital to be used for sick patients. :-/

The Joint Admission Matriculation Board (JAMB) has made some major changes in the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examinations (UTME) for 2017.

1. No awaiting result
JAMB has announced that candidates who have not received their O’level results will not be able to apply or secure admission in higher institutions.
In a statement released on Tuesday, February 28, the examination body said it was part of its restructuring plan for 2017.
2. Fourth Choice
JAMB has also introduced a fourth choice of school option for candidates but would only be able to select only one government school while filling out their forms online.
3. No choosing of public university
The following was also announced: The new registration platform will now be first choice, second choice, third choice and fourth choice and not most preferred, preferred etc as it was.
Candidates’ first choice can be a College, University, Innovative Enterprises Institutions or Polytechnic/Monotechnic. However, if a candidate makes a Public University his first choice, he will not have any public University to choose for 2nd, 3rd and 4th choice.
He will have on the remaining three choices, a College, a Polytechnic, Private University and IEI’S. However, candidates for the 2017 UTME can now select NCE (College) or ND (Polytechnic/ Monotechnic) as their 1st choice up to 3rd choice and the 4th IEI.
They can select the IEI (Innovative Enterprise Institution, ND) as their 1st choice up to the 4th choice, but can only pick a public university once.
4. JAMB form sold late
The organizers of the major examinations in the country, including JAMB met to avoid a clash in schedules and in order to have a harmonized timetable.
An agreement was reached at the national headquarters of the Board in Abuja on Tuesday, January 24, after a meeting with National Examination Council (NECO), West African Examination Council (WAEC) and National Business and Technical Examination (NABTEB) to harmonize the timetable.
This is one reason the registration is yet to begin.

5. Mock UTME
While speaking the body also announced that plans were in place for a mock UTME and this might explain the delay in beginning the sales of the examination forms. So if you are preparing, start your preparations now, so you can do well in both the mock and the real deal.
6. No scratch card
Speaking on the issue of scratch card, the registrar explained that one reason for the delay was due to issues the board had with sale of scratch cards.
He said that whereas candidates used to buy scratch cards to access the forms online previously, they planned to cancel that since it had been abused thoroughly.
According to Daily Trust, he said: “What we want to do is for students to pay directly to government coffers and we are working out the process of doing so to avoid the type of abuse that it has been subjected to.

Source: https://www.students.com.ng/6-things-will-happen-years-jamb-never-happened/

oloriooko:
11-12 eggs ke?
The guy mess go fit start bush fire

Omo the mess ehh... Nigeria go fit use am do her first nuclear bomb wet go destroy even the whole of U.S

goal. its Brady again. 2-1

oh no!

Burnley vs Chelsea Score: 1 - 1 Min: 24 ⚽ Goal!! Robbie Brady
, Burnley

Burnley, abeg just help me win Chelsea. So at least, they will be only 9 points above Arsenal. abeg!

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6 Dead After Strong Earthquake Shakes Southern Philippines

Rescuers dug through rubble Saturday to find survivors after a powerful earthquake struck the southern Philippines, killing at least six people and sending thousands fleeing for safety.

Residents of the southern town of Surigao in Mindanao island spent the night huddled in fear as aftershocks rocked the city following the 6.5-magnitude quake which struck late Friday when many people were already in bed.The quake damaged many buildings, including in the two-storey Gaisano mall -- one of the city's largest structures -- and shattered windows, sending sharp shards and heavy rubble into the street.

Nigerian held with 1.3kg ingested cocaine pills in Delhi's IGI airport

Narcotics Control Bureau (NCB) on Monday recovered 1.3 kilograms of fine quality Colombian cocaine stashed in 90 capsules from the stomach of an African origin man who had come to Delhi from Lagos.

"When we conducted a thorough search of his body and baggage, he denied having any drugs or banned substance with him. However, the NCB team got suspicious when he said that he had come to India regarding his business of wigs and hair, but was found travelling on a tourist visa," said Rajender Pal Singh, deputy director general, NCB.

Tony was taken to Safdarjung hospital where an X-ray confirmed the presence of foreign bodies in his stomach. He was kept in the hospital for two days during which he expelled 90 capsules containing 1.3kg cocaine.

NCB believes the cartel is being run by a group based in Peru or Bolivia and is the same one that had employed a Brazilian woman earlier to carry the contraband in swallowed packs.

To read full article - https:///pT0ITB

Only number 6 has sense in it.


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sexiestharam:
Make this match finish fast abeg na. Before arsenal go do magic equalize.

As far as we give Chelsea fans fear, we don try be that..

sexiestharam:
Make this match finish fast abeg na. Before arsenal go do magic equalize.

As far as we give Chelsea fans fear, we don try be that..

how true is this? ? how true is this? ?

prettythicksme:

Most especially, your dad!

: )

autojosh:
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Why you dey reserve space?? The thread no dey run nahh.. abi dem don put leg for threads??

After all, his name goes



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Mikylopez:
lolz he should focus on hz fight.....

Mikylopez:
lolz he should focus on hz fight.....

Mikylopez:
lolz he should focus on hz fight.....

See as all of them fat like...

Why not? Nicki Minaj is five years older than Meek Mill. Nicki is 34. Meek is 29.

Those who give a f√ck are in a plane conveying them to Ghana to learn how to cook Jollof-rice.

Not so long after Nicki confirmed that she's a single lady, Soulja Boy shares a couple of photos featuring him and the raptress, and captions one of them, 'I love you.'
We're just a few days into the new year, but we've sure read a lot of stuff about Soulja Boy . After his highly-publicized fight with Chris Brown, the rapper made headlines again on Thursday, January 5 for seemingly trying to flirt with newly-single Nicki Minaj .
Shortly after Nicki confirmed her breakup with Meek Mill , Soulja Boy took to Instagram to share a couple of photos of him hugging the Young Money raptress during one concert. "I love you @nickiminaj," he captioned one snap, adding a heart emoji. He, however, ended up deleting both images for reasons only he knew.

zanogo:
dele don vandalise Chelsea's pipeline

Comma pack oil..comma pack oil...oya obi bring those buckets I say comma pack oil...!

GOOOOAAAALLLL from Dele Alli. Chelsea 3-0 Tottenham
What a great hat-trick from Dele Alli. Chelsea has been put to shame......