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RomanceRe: Yansh No Go Kill Me, See What Happened This Morning (pics) by GodHelpMe1: 11:03am On May 18, 2022
Finished man cheesy
RomanceRe: Member With A Micro Pen*s Abnormality by GodHelpMe1: 5:17pm On May 15, 2022
etho0:
Last week i was scrolling through a blog where they shared some post from a Reddit community of people with micro p*nis, I read through the post and I was a little worried, i decided to do some Google search and i found this: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/323811

The description I found on that post fits exactly to the size It is not small, it is tiny, just the same size with that of a new born baby and am already 18, i didn't bother about it that much cause I always thought it was going to grow.

Am 18 years old and i have never hard s*x before and i was never bothered about this which was due to even at school i didn't much talk to girls and i didn't keep male friends at home, so I just didn't know if it was abnormal until now.

I know what you might be thinking but if you read through the link I posted you will know that this is an abnormal size, I mean it's not small, it's tiny, not as if am doing this to try to satisfy anybody, I don't have a girlfriend (never had one), I only have a friend ( a cousin).

All this years I never new and it's just like the reality just hit me once, I told my senior brother and he was like, look at your life, you don't mix with people, this and that and that it's none of his business.

I sincerely apologise for my English, i can't even think strait right now and am almost getting depressed.
All these your long talk and the size when erect is not mentioned for proper analysis? SMH
Measure your dick when erect then get back to me for real solution
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GodHelpMe1: 10:49am On May 14, 2022
Chai Luna will make some people millionaires,
I'm always missing the opportunity to make millions.

When will I make my first million in crypto nah sad
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GodHelpMe1: 2:54pm On May 11, 2022
Bear market over now? Or just a set up?
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GodHelpMe1: 2:49pm On May 11, 2022
DaemoLee:
See as House full grin

How far una wey dey find coin buy to leave for 6months..... grin una wan still buyhuh
Amiable investors.

So many people are in serious loss and its so sad.

Una believe sey crypto na advance ponzi now!
Crypto is a decentralized Ponzi, with each person in control and solely responsible for his own fate. You just have to play the game right cool
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GodHelpMe1: 2:41pm On May 11, 2022
This one way Bitcoin dey take this long to comot for 29k, Hmmm, may God have mercy on diamond hands cheesy
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GodHelpMe1: 2:25pm On May 11, 2022
Benjaniblinks:
I must.... embarassed embarassed
From $520 to 37

Noooo
I have lost a lot too, which crypto do u this thing?
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GodHelpMe1: 1:51pm On May 11, 2022
And it's all over!!!
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GodHelpMe1: 7:48pm On May 09, 2022
Tina001:
Time in the market is better than timing the market grin tongue
Can u explain this your quote, the dumping no fit alow me understand anything for now cheesy
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GodHelpMe1: 7:43pm On May 09, 2022
Short! Short! Short These dirty coins, time to make millions from Shorts! nonsense cheesy
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GodHelpMe1: 7:38pm On May 09, 2022
Not me setting and cancelling buy orders when it gets close to being triggeredcheesy no be me una go use as lab rat grin
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GodHelpMe1: 5:52pm On May 09, 2022
Game over! everyone is running and offloading there bags grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Daughter, Hailey Adeleke's 5th Birthday Party (Photos, Video) by GodHelpMe1: 12:57pm On May 09, 2022
grin do
Foreign AffairsRe: Taliban Command All Women In Afghanistan To Wear Burkas In Public by GodHelpMe1: 7:43am On May 08, 2022
frog12:
what is wrong with this ?
Terrorist spotted sad
TravelRe: Dirt Takes Over Port Harcourt by GodHelpMe1: 3:48pm On May 05, 2022
What a shithole we live in sad
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GodHelpMe1: 3:46pm On May 05, 2022
leobergy:
Bros u just make me laff but I suppose dey cry now..$60 gone for dis harsh economy,I go soon craze grin grin
which crypto are u guys talking about? cheesy
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GodHelpMe1: 2:28pm On May 05, 2022
Guys will there be any problem if I use my debit card to by crypto, like will they block my account?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Manchester City UCL (3 - 1) On 4th May 2022 by GodHelpMe1: 9:56pm On May 04, 2022
I totally blame guardiola for this, what nonsense chai cheesy
RomanceRe: A New Absurd Way Of LASTING LONG In Bed Discovered" by GodHelpMe1(op): 2:49pm On May 04, 2022
LordIsaac:
grin grin grin
Guy wetin dey funny u? cheesy
RomanceA New Absurd Way Of LASTING LONG In Bed Discovered" by GodHelpMe1(op): 1:59pm On May 04, 2022
I noticed that anytime I consumed cabin biscuits it was harder for me to ejaculate, and ejaculation was also stronger, and I could last longer in bed. This seems funny but according to my experience eating enough cabin biscuits can prolonged the period one last in bed, maybe at least for me.

What do you think guys, anyone with similar experience and observation?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Villareal Vs Liverpool UCL (2 - 3) On 3rd May 2022 by GodHelpMe1: 8:39pm On May 03, 2022
Something is just not right in this game and I'm thinking is the replacement of Henderson with keita sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Villareal Vs Liverpool UCL (2 - 3) On 3rd May 2022 by GodHelpMe1: 6:03pm On May 03, 2022
ask4bk:
Guys...

Go to betting now.
Give Liverpool 1-0 handicap. The odd is as high as 1.25.
Normally Liverpool go win, so the 1 goal ahead for Liverpool na sure banker.

500k will give you over 120k to walk home with.

grin grin grin
or go play Liverpool win or draw and under 3.5 cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Villareal Vs Liverpool UCL (2 - 3) On 3rd May 2022 by GodHelpMe1: 5:27pm On May 03, 2022
Liverpool currently cooking violence cheesy

TravelRe: Rwanda's Capital Kigali Is The Cleanest City In Africa by GodHelpMe1: 1:18pm On May 03, 2022
VULCAN:
Shameless Liar.

What do you gain out of claiming you are what you are not?

Rwanda was a German colony.

So where did the girls on the street learn French from?

It's like someone claiming he toasted Nigerians girls in German language.

Few Rwandan girls can even speak English and of those that do, it's mainly broken english. They all speak their native tongue except those of the upper class who are also fluent in English

So where did the girls you claim you toasted learn French from?
How are you guys comfortable writing total nonsense you're not sure of online?
If u read about the country u will see that french is even an official language there, but here u are capping nonsense sad
PoliticsRe: Transgender Community In Abuja Protests Against FG (Photo, Video) by GodHelpMe1: 8:21am On May 03, 2022
psalmsjob:
Obviously from the comments here most people do not know the difference between being a transgender persons and gay persons.

A transgender person are people who are born with both male and female genitals that's born with penis and virginal or grow up to develop breast or even male/female voice cords or shape etc.

While gay persons are male persons who choose to engage in same sex relationship. The same apply to Lesbian which is female who choose to engage in same sex.

Transgender have no choice in who they are because they are born that way.
You're very comfortable spreading misinformation and Making your ignorance really obvious online. You're trying to defend transgenders but u don't even know what exactly it is. Now go and educate yourself before u make a fool out of yourself.sad
RomanceRe: . by GodHelpMe1: 6:28pm On May 02, 2022
Guys come through and share your ideas for a bro
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GodHelpMe1: 8:22am On Apr 29, 2022
OffsahBoye:
@Ibime
I read of Kavas mainnet launch on may 10
But looking at the chart it seems to be at the top of daily chart and resistance

Do you think it's reasonable to buy and will likely perform like $DAR mainnet??
What's your take on buying this rumour to sell news
which crypto are u talking about?
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GodHelpMe1: 4:37pm On Apr 28, 2022
Danniee:
GMT don pump 20%, is it still good to enter?
you're still early bro, 5$ latest next week
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GodHelpMe1: 7:57am On Apr 28, 2022
Omo is not too late to buy GMT Sha, coinbase listing later today.

If u can risk it join too oh cheesy

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