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Crime › Re: What The Law Says About Man Who Sent 'Good Morning Babe' To A Married Woman by godofuck231: 1:33pm On Oct 28, 2021
Deivid10:
Aisha Buhari Good morning my sugar baby.
death sentence loading , you will saphar tha coinsequenzez

Crime › Re: Man Who Sent 'Good Morning Babe' To Married Woman On Whatsapp Arrested By Police by godofuck231: 6:40pm On Oct 27, 2021
lilvicky68:
grin
As harmless as babe is?

So had it been he said good morning sugar or honey e for reach firing squad na.. grin
but good morning honey squirting pie is ok?

Romance › Re: Which ''Toasting'' Style Is The Best? (picture) by godofuck231: 12:51pm On Oct 27, 2021
My dad cam home from his military course in London , saw my mum ( Ajebor) trying to break fire wood fro her grand mum in the village , and my dad took the axe from her , did some wood splitting abrakatabra And her grand mum was impressed as the whole pile of wood would last her months , he later went to the farm road , got her a giant antelope yams ,palm wine and palm oil, she told my grand father she had found a husband for my mum and pulled his ears not to chase him away with his gun or else she would beat him up (6ft 5 tall ) that’s how
I on the other hand helped my fiancées mum carry her groceries and drove her home , she leisure me on the cheek for being a gentle man and told me to come over for dinner , me thinking it was a normal show came over in due time only for miss tiger woods to open the door on knocking, I slipped, lost my balance and tripped backwards, I’ve never been caught off guard ever since , the line is this the mother’s and grand mother’s are the better judges and match makers , it unites stronger
Celebrities › Re: Speed Darlington: Tiwa Savage Released Her Sex Tape Herself by godofuck231: 12:18pm On Oct 27, 2021
PUSSYHOE:
Tiwa savage toto no go rest again for this world.


But the prick small now why she come dey moan like say na turning garri them shook inside.
maybe underage de sweet her do she come use tea spoon chop the amala
Crime › Re: Man Electrocuted While Vandalizing Electricity Cables In Kano (Photo) by godofuck231: 12:17pm On Oct 27, 2021
Allah Bend em yarsh
Celebrities › Re: The Sad End Of Brenda Fassie: Bad Addiction Destroys by godofuck231: 10:07am On Oct 27, 2021
pocohantas:
Abeg shut up. All this plenty talk na to insult? Broda wey moomoo. grin
aunty kpoko , you no look egbon before you de talk , abi you wan scream for help ? NO let daddy descend on you with the power of Jesus , b carful

Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin And Ooni Of Ife: Who Has More Political Influence? by godofuck231: 10:04am On Oct 27, 2021
macof:
The op asked about political influence this local mn can only think of juju
Most of these juju you are bragging about that yoruba (especially Ife and Ilaje) taught you?
not really he yorubas thought the benis some but the benis have powerful ancestor who they worship before the rerun of the son of the prince , but the main juju was given to him , it’s like an over ride permission
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin And Ooni Of Ife: Who Has More Political Influence? by godofuck231: 10:06am On Oct 26, 2021
ivandragon:
It often depends on the personality occupying the throne.
no try am o , world wide after oba of Benin , olu of Warri , oni of ife, sultan of sokoto , in terms of wealth it differs but both politically and diabolically don’t fvck with the oba of Benin , if him root one staff from inside that palace the ooni would stand up and leave his seat , there are things that the ancient ooni gave to his returning son , as an assurance of his powers to the ife throne , similar power the oba of Benin at one time gave to his son who left for the beni river to offer sacrifices to olokun only to be told to leave because the palace Chives were after his life , he went on to establish the Warri empire , with the Obas intervention , the tussle for the throne in Warri came to an end , and atuwase III was installed no fvck with Benin empire o , no say person no tell you , bad as you spiritual problems be come Benin kingdom them go spoil am for you , not everything I fit tell you make I no go land for eweka court .

Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija Ka3na Explains Why She Banned Her Husband From Social Media by godofuck231: 8:30am On Oct 26, 2021
Ashi no de marry ashi, it defies the law of retribution and physics you can’t be a driver and a passenger in the same vehicle
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: FG To Create 21million Jobs, Lift 35 Million Out Of Poverty By 2025 by godofuck231: 11:19pm On Oct 25, 2021
This dumb puppet , what he selling? APC 2023 or snow to an eskimo
Family › Re: I'm Getting Married But I'm Not Happy by godofuck231: 11:57am On Oct 25, 2021
Warrior14:
I will be getting married in 3 weeks time but I'm not happy
I'm getting married to a man who has beaten me two different times. I'm getting married to a man who is heartless and doesn't know how to love and treat a woman right. I'm getting married to a man who does not have a mind of his own.

I'm getting married but I'm already thinking of divorce.

I'm overwhelmed! I'm physically strong but I'm weak.
Just don't want to wake up from my sleep so I won't have to continue with this marriage plans as I can't stand the shame of calling off the marriage at this time.
go to the nearest NAPTIP office and lodge your complaints , a judge would sanction the marriage process and restrain the ceremony from taking place then your case would be heard
Crime › Re: Armed Robber Died In Action In Ibadan by godofuck231: 11:51am On Oct 25, 2021
They couldn’t even wait for the press to ask him how he felt
Education › Re: Ganduje Employs Dahuru Abdulhamid Idris, Blind Teacher by godofuck231: 8:40am On Oct 25, 2021
[quote author=naturefellow post=107040788][/quote]you self-servicer, lol
Crime › Re: Fulani Boys Caught Stealing Goats In Kwara State (Pics) by godofuck231: 10:41pm On Oct 24, 2021
DropsMic:
how's this guy fulani?
is this gbaeleju or bile eleju
Crime › Re: How Will You React To Blackmail by godofuck231: 10:36pm On Oct 24, 2021
Ill tally it back in blood

Family › Re: What Is It Like To Grow Old And Never Be Married? by godofuck231: 1:19pm On Oct 24, 2021
Me am taken , but dm me make I give you guy to marry and trust , he’s going trough a heart break phase but be warned , he’s hot tempered , in the sense that he’s very protective
Politics › Re: Sunday Igboho: Some Yoruba Politicians Are Pressuring Me To Beg The Presidency by godofuck231: 8:34am On Oct 24, 2021
A politician in crisis simply resigns , this is easy he returns home to meet his family and enjoy his loot.
For a soldier , it isn’t so , it spells a defining moment in his life where he either comes home as a hero or dead , the life of a warrior is a solitary one and no warrior should ever mourn the past, if death comes , it should de decided by he himself , not a man or woman who has no willpower and fortitude
Politics › Re: Bandits Are Harvesting Our Crops, Katsina Monarch Cries Out by godofuck231: 8:29am On Oct 24, 2021
bestman09:
sad
Katsina? Buhari's state?
wonderful so na now you de realize am since 1982
Politics › Re: Snubbed By Tinubu In London, Osinbajo Ready For Presidential Fight Of His Life by godofuck231: 8:27am On Oct 24, 2021
Simply decamp and see what bubus government would look like , first he wouldn be replaced by another cow herder
Car Talk › Re: How Can I Get Rid Of Rats In My Car Engine? by godofuck231: 9:55pm On Oct 23, 2021
Olarewaju89:
Slice onion or Cameroon pepper or women's hair attachment. Then you're free from rat
god go judge you , you too wicked , the thing when de kill them pass an that attachment, clogs their digestive system and kills them in excruciating pain
Romance › Re: 'We Planned Our Wedding On Facebook Without Meeting Till Introduction Day' by godofuck231: 9:45pm On Oct 23, 2021
Crochet:
Hmm does this work?
as in en the way I for rush the babe quickie for inside motto after their wedding en, suspension go collapse
Family › Re: This Lady Who Can't Remember Her Name In Lagos by godofuck231: 9:43pm On Oct 23, 2021
PrinceOfLagos:
This country sef
see name be like who don conquer all the girls for Lagos , see in’s hand work, nah men like up an una se suck babe when this kind problem de sup, you no see her hair , someone screwed her brains out!
Travel › Re: Woman On Attacked Kaduna-Abuja Train Returns To Same Seat (See Photo) by godofuck231: 9:29pm On Oct 23, 2021
Bandits go soon bomb your a## you go see big black train for your dreams till you die , go on , Fulani when de use rope tie dyke join waist
Politics › Re: Sponsors Of Nigeria’s Terrorist Bandits, By Farooq Kperogi by godofuck231: 1:45pm On Oct 23, 2021
The real terrorist behind this are those controlling the government from the shadows and those who would gain if nigeria goes to war , they should be killed not arrested
Crime › Re: How CCTV Saved Man From Going To Jail After Lady Accused Him Of Rape. by godofuck231: 12:53pm On Oct 23, 2021
A guy too was supposed to be in jail luckily his flat mate violated his privacy by installing a spy camera in his roof , this said guy is known to put women on fire screaming for 2 Gods ( almighty God and one called FVCK! one the way into the case after the said rape case his mate nervously presented him with a tape , the judge asked if she actually paid him because he took the sex thing like a job and “ it was well executed” na so guy man for enter cooler
Politics › Re: New ISWAP Leader, Malam Bako, Killed By The Military by godofuck231: 12:05pm On Oct 23, 2021

Celebrities › Re: The Sad End Of Brenda Fassie: Bad Addiction Destroys by godofuck231: 12:01pm On Oct 23, 2021
pocohantas:
Abeg shut up. All this plenty talk na to insult? Broda wey moomoo. grin
sorry ma
Celebrities › Re: The Sad End Of Brenda Fassie: Bad Addiction Destroys by godofuck231: 11:30am On Oct 23, 2021
pocohantas:
It doesn’t matter. Anyone can be a slow.poke. Now imagine you as a husband. You sure gonna be the slowest.poke.
you see your predicament is unique and the IQ of a mouse is that high to understand its body system that it’s heart shuts down when calories are as low as 30% and voraciously search for food , you as a human beats my imagination when a statement isn’t meant for you , hence your IQ is as low as that of an amoeba , learn to stay away from discussions that require matured minds , your slow poke father should have told you better .
Celebrities › Re: The Sad End Of Brenda Fassie: Bad Addiction Destroys by godofuck231: 11:08am On Oct 23, 2021
pocohantas:
Oh please keep shut.

Who introduced Whitney Houston to drugs?

Even Tina Turner would have ended up dead if she didn’t run away from her violent drug-headed husband.
that’s why I said she needed a husband not a fvckboy you slowpoke
Celebrities › Re: The Sad End Of Brenda Fassie: Bad Addiction Destroys by godofuck231: 9:58am On Oct 23, 2021
If she was married her husband would have restrained her , a woman without control is as good as an aircraft without a watchtower control and brakes

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