₦airaland Forum

LordReed:
If you are the godofuck, how do your worshippers worship you?

read and pronounce the words you see or ask any girl who has ever been fked by a God

LordReed:
If you are the godofuck, how do your worshippers worship you?

read and pronounce the words you see

CAPSLOCKED:
IF HE SNIFFS IT EVERY MORNING HE'LL BE SAFE FROM ALL EVIL.

Nope, it's like a magnetic pulse , no shiit works

leave igbo man and em money, igbo girls no go hear always looking for free money

keep used female menstruation pads in the room, thank me later

Ahmed0336:
So who wan come marry d remaining ladies wey full ground?

booharry

Ahmed0336:
So who wan come marry d remaining ladies wey full ground?

buhari

a friend once read a book about spiritism and I warned her to be careful, but as an over opinated and feminist she wrestled with me verbally that I was weak that's why, she's 3 1/2 times stronger than me, some months later after reading a book about necromancers the book flipped closed and fell from her bed, and the power went out, the backup power failed too and Mrs feminist went the extra mile and lit up a candle while alone and locked in her bed room, reading the same book a face came from behind her, over her shoulder and blew the candle out!

My only regret was that jonathan knew what was going to happen and her left us in the hands of bokoharam

Citytrend:
Who Arrested who?

Please ask our Government How Fulani Herdsmen do we have behind Bars

none I know of they normally get released by a phone call

some women still claim sex isn't important to them, or is it?

Racoon:
https://dailypost.ng/2020/02/20/abba-kyari-vs-monguno-buhari-recognises-his-chief-of-staff-as-deputy-president-ex-emir-of-gwandu/

that's not my concern now, what am worried about is if the ADC behind him is asleep or is the bubu himself sleeping with his eyes open

if it was easy the staff should all be wearing crowns, if you wash your hands well and your manners in tact, you would dine with kings, it's from experience

VolvoS60:
^^^
No sir.

The military is not everything "whenever the police fails" as you put it. They are government workers. When you strip everything down to basics, they are government workers - just like government nurses, teachers, engineers, doctors etc. The only difference is in the details of their job description. Their job is to neutralize internal or external threats to the security of this country. I will let you be the judge of how well they have delivered on that assignment against the rebels in Nigeria's North-East.

I don't buy into the theory that military personnel on the roads are doing us a favour by not telling us the "important" orders they are following - orders which require?! them to break traffic rules the rest of us must follow. This impunity must stop. This belief that soldiers/airmen/seamen are above the law must stop! The military hierarchy in the last administration believed that it wasn't necessary for their procurement methods to undergo the same scrutiny that civilians go through. You are aware of the result - the grand corruption in the purchase of kit and equipment that cost the lives of the rank and file - in their thousands. This is a big part (though not the only part) of why the war against Boko Haram remains unfinished - because some senior brasshats believe they are above the law and can get away with anything.

If they are so worried about time lost in unnecessary traffic, what stops them from collaborating and exchanging ideas with civilian authorities to solve the traffic problem permanently across Nigeria's urban areas? No - they won't do that because they consider themselves superior to those goddam bloody civilians. Its far more convenient to drive against traffic or in the emergency lane and then claim to be "staff" when challenged.

We need to stop making excuses for lawlessness.

giving ideas to civilian government of town planning and strategic civil egonomics isn't the job of the military, plus don't: forget that this is not a developed country where the police is 2 minutes away this is a third world country fully , shiit happens and the system will not protect you, if not the supreme courts wouldn't be giving overnight verdicts on state elections and the road lanes would have been cleared for security agents on essential duty

Bigmanpickin:
Your brain is on vacation

lol

Openbusiness:
Nope, speed Arch angel this Benz is faster than a demon

we all know what a bad man is, but benie man was " bad man badder" which means a dangerously bad man, I know a speed demon when I see one, I've used the open road version, it's like a sex addict on steroids .

He must be igbo, na them de know fake and genuine goods

VolvoS60:
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Ok. Point taken. The question is whether the fellow was authorized to be in that lane at that point in time. Is it that all law enforcement agents are allowed to use the emergency lane anytime?

LASG has had several cases (too many to count) of military personnel using the Bus Rapid Transit lane when they are not allowed to do so. This contempt for traffic rules by soldiers happens across the entire country. If this so called general was authorized to be in that lane nobody would challenge him. It is that simple.

Some people do not want the rules to apply to them simply because they think they are better than everyone else. The world doesn't work that way.

what I can explain here is that the military in Nigeria is everything when ever the police fails the military stands to quarterback, seeing an ordinary car not even a flag vehicle running one way something might: be at stake, this is the FCT not just lagos, most: of these men can't tell you the kind of orders they are given, but: they have to deliver time is always no man's friend especially in the military bad things happen when they turn up late, it's the way they are wired .

in Afghanistan the us navy seal team six was wiped out after the admiral took 3 minutes or more to walk to a secured sat landline to speak with the team leader, after then the sat had hovered past the position directly ontop of the mountain, from there forward communication was bad, 3 minutes!

there's nothing there, God has given us authority over all animals in the air land or sea, so who's complaining

Passionate888:
WTF is this supposed to mean?

I think the virgin was an old woman, and she wanted sex but got raped in her mouth instead of the fhole,........... WTF!

VolvoS60:
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Which law? What point are you even trying to make here?

in the road use act there is a lane reserved fore emergency, it's called the emergency lane, it's used be ambulances, and coroners and law enforcement agencies to beat traffic or for civilians when in danger behind wheels and can't just stop in other words it's called an emergency exit lane.

VolvoS60:
^^^
Which law? What point are you even trying to make here?

in the road use act there is a lane reserved fore emergency, it's called the emergency lane, it's used be ambulances, and coroners and law enforcement agencies to beat traffic or for civilians when in danger behind wheels and can't just stop.

ArcFresky:
Guys, let's not be ignorant... Saggy breast is a result of hormones and age......

I know a virgin with saggy boobs and a promiscuous one with standing boobs... It's just hormones and age. Not use.

nna men sharrap dia, how you take detect virgin abi u be tester

what did he do to her, 'the wife isn't a door, if u slam a door there will be a reaction, so Mr sympathy confess, and this time we need the truth

by law he's on a special ial assignment and there is supposed to be an emergency lane , was the emergency lane clear at that time, do these FRSC men know these generals are high targets to bokoharam and sitting in traffic is suicidal at this time when the country is at war

iron sharpeneth iron, that's what you get when you date a pooor man's daughter, they destroy whatever they can't cripple financially, meeting a woman of your pedigree preserves the loom

ZombieHUNT:
We all know Oshiomole is an illiterate That's why he's APC chairman
Buhari is an illiterate That s why he's APC presidential flag bearer

jezuzzz

daddy told me a time would come when friends and foe may seem alike, and the safest: place to be at that time is behind the barrel of my rifle, armed with the second amendment of the united states

there is a saying where I live, if the intruder is armed and dangerous, so am i.

AyorindeTobi:
You ain't nice�

OK now here's the real sh*t, when the guy puts his pnis in the wrong hole this is what you get, oops! sh*t