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seek the permission of your elders to move your mum from that house, rent a house for her where you can visit her (keeping her in your house for long will lead to problem btw your wife and her.keeping 2 women that demands love,care and loyalty can be challenging) my brother and the wife were given my mum problem, I didn't act on time and as I speak she's in the mortuary after we must have spent millions at National Hospital. Forget your brother except if you are looking for an excuse to be irresponsible too. Move your mom now before it becomes too late,forget about your brother and his girlfriend.

If this rumour is true, then I will sell my M5,but wait, the weight. Chatting with M5 with 6020MAh can give you muscle pool how much more 7020.Gionee needs to come up with technology that will balance large battery with light weight. I love gionee

Until he stands with Buhari ,adunbilivit

Easy to judge, most girls here are guilty, if you sleep with a guy because of benefits you re guilty.. Some of you are quite cheap

Some Governors are working while others are talking, na wao

Etisalat is cheaper and faster, 100mb for 100 naira,200mb for 200 naira. Dial *200# to choose your subscription

I pity for the people of Niger Delta, unlike GEJ who ignored Boko Haram ,PMB won't ignore whats happening there. Go to North-East today and you wont wish for Government to come against your people. I foresee more IDP camps when Burutai eventually steps in. The Odi massacre will be small after all you call him dullard, it's with that dull brain he do the senseless. If he does not spare his own people, I pity for una. A word is enough

(in the voice of Ayo Fayose) this story is a scam just like the missing Chibok girls and the Enugu killing.

Is there any strike? On my from work

Mtchewww ,it would have been news if it was the other way round guy to guy. A bad girl can be honest to make an impression.see as the guy rush snap with the girl. Him for snap if na boy?

INTERNAL HOME MEMO
FROM: FATHER
TO: ALL DEPENDANTS & RELATIVES
CC: MOTHER
DATE: May 16, 2016
SUBJECT: FINANCIAL MELTDOWN/COST CUTTING MEASURES FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION
Due to the current economic situation, all domestic rules and regulations have been revised as below and under no circumstance is any violation going to be accepted.
1. The Kitchen and all pantries are declared Restricted Zones. Entry and/or passage shall require express permission from myself upon submission of written request.
2. Breakfast is banned. This matter cannot be discussed!
3. Such food items as rice, chicken, butter, jam, eggs, bread and milk are restricted. Anyone intending to eat any of such foodstuffs must write to me in triplicate, with three days notice, giving justifications backed by a qualified dietician report as supportive documentation.
4. Bathing in the morning is limited to 5 liters of water per day per person while bathing in the evening is banned unless there are medical
reasons.
5. All security lights should be removed with immediate effect. All dependants shall abide by an all-night guard-duty roster I shall make
available shortly.
6. No dependant shall entertain friends indoors, far less attempt to offer food, drinks or even music. Those who want their guests to listen
to music shall sing for them.
7. No one is allowed to talk to officials from police, Council or Court Bailiffs; doing so shall carry an instantaneous penalty of ejection from the House.
8. Anybody who breaks a glass, furniture or any other property in the House, shall immediately have to seek temporary employment
somewhere to earn money to replace such broken item(s).
9. All visitors intending to spend a night/week or more shall apply in triplicate and give two months notice, with an endorsement from their town Mayor, Village Headman or Church Priest, giving convincing reasons why they can't stay at their homes. Failure to do this shall result in their being turned away, at the gate, upon arrival.
THESE RULES ARE BINDING AND NOT SUBJECT TO ANY DISCUSSION WHATSOEVER!!!
Signed:
DAD
Chairman of Home Affairs
Hot regards,

Use what he wants to get what you want. Love is a game, while you are using the 90 day rule, be yourself,advertise your products that is everything you think you have that a guy can't resist but no sex. You can kiss him and by body language make him feel he will do it then withdraw. If he is real, he won't run and if he does he's truly after sex.every man looking for sex also look for a woman to keep, the problem is the dont know the difference until a girl proves it to them. Be extremely nice but no sex. Every guy wants a good girl,the question is are you. Nobody values what is cheap, that's what pure is not affected by fuel increase. Lol

Josphine4good:
I hate men I don't think I will get married to one

by their post you will know them.

I can't imagine the joy of the parents of this girl.i m happy for the parents while been grateful to God for answering their prayers.

Instead of apologizing, they are wailing and gnashing their teeth, causing more divisions among themselves. Sheooo, I pity una

Easiest way to move traffic to your blog, use caption like a guy smashed olosho, click to view the video or picture. That's all porn is what drive traffic than any other subject,though it's quite unfortunate but that's Satan's world for you. If you want to be a star in his world you must pay a price.

One principle I know work well for anyone is give them generously when you have and they won't complain when you tell them you don't have. It is like making a large deposit in a bank account, minor withdrawals(when you say no) wont affect the relationship. The truth is only teenagers enjoy free relationships, as an adult, you must be response-able, you know what I mean.

Things like this come from either Ghana, Kenya or South Africa, proudly Nigerian. We get our own sha

The girl in your story ended a possessive relationship, the guy committed suicide, yet you went ahead and recommended breaking up, is that not contradictory? I suggest gradual withdrawal with strong excuses until the guy emotionally detaches himself from you. I m dating a girl who took poison recently cos I said it was over, she uses everything to blackmail me and when she starts I always let her know she's doing that. The gradual withdrawal method is paying off as I speak.

If it's not Fulani terrorist, it's husband killing wife and if not it is someone killing himself, summary.... SOMETHING must kill man

Tufiakwa never again, Itel or helltel

The 12GB won't be more than 7.5 GB I bet. Airtel scamming people since the time of our ancestors.

Photoshop.i now no that the beautiful pictures I see are not what they seem. Chai, camera can lie

Na woman be this?

It's normal for tomatoes to go bad as soon as the raining season begins. In the north, we use the dry tomatoes during this season since its difficult to get fresh ones. By the way why do we like talking about things we don't really have knowledge of?

Thank God it is on my GIONEE M5,next is to look for a dongle

Sometimes this is the only thing that will make babe trust you. Take her to ATM, slot in card and lo and behold your Account Balance is 100.5.tell am say the millions you re expecting is yet to hit your acct. Make one fake phone call to cover up. And she becomes yours

Governors are beginning to think straight, why buy keke NAPEP or bike that are often taking to other state. May God give us rain.

I have since removed My Airtel SIM.at least Etisalat 3gb for 1k is better for me. I use surfeasy to power all apps

The malware is called monkey test and time service.i have tried several options which includes locating n freezing the app but the best is flashing.its easy getting a stockrom or firmware for any branded phone. You only have problem if it's a cloned phone.

What if she wants to cry? Just asking

The ugly girls are getting married using the pretty girls as bridesmaids. You forgot to add that,very painful