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khalhokage:
Seriously after all the hype and noise this phone really a disappointment.

I swear down. I can't see any new technology in their new series. Qi wireless charging? That shii is 3 years old, with the LG G3 cellphone in 2014

Protein0:
Me

Apo egberun lono egberun, pelu shile mewa

Who will buy my mi6? I want this damsel

Effiezynews:
Lol...There was this Macques Houston song I loved back then..

Clubbing ft Joe Budden

Ishilove:
It's very obvious na.

If it was a sexcapade trust me, 90% of those complaining the story is too long will read it to the end.

Because I just didn't understand why he'd advise her to go ahead with marriage after all of what he said. It isn't a do or die affair na?

Exponental:
Before you dispose that faulty valuable, attempt fixing it.
From the story, The two are in love..... both still wants to be together. I can't stop that! The woman in question is being hunted by her financial past and friends. This she can overcome. If you must know, she can be a good wife if he tries fixing her other problems.

Say the truth, you didn't read the entire story

Mindfulness:
So you read all of it and you are still advising him to marry this woman?

Bro, I just weak o

Your assertions for 1,2 and 3 came from where?
Please this is medical science, always quote your references for such

Stingman:
Most Igbos are light skinned...you can face the lagoon if the pain is too much for you to bear. Have these ones as refreshment..for your pained soul.

I like that babe in the second pix. Gimme her contact. How much is her bride price? I'm willing to pay double of it

newafricaken254:
meanwhile kenya has the fastest and cheapest mobile Internet connectivity in Africa,also ranked 14th in the whole world and outperforming the U.S link https://qz.com/1001477/kenya-has-faster-mobile-internet-speeds-than-the-united-states/

Be like say na to relocate go Kenya sure pas

NaijaTechGuy:
Ahh. Bro. It hasn't gotten to that nah.. At least we haven't gotten to the extent we need to climb our roofs to get network. When we get there you can go abroad

It's very frustrating I tell you. I have run out of options for ISPs, as I'm an heavy user and depend on high speed internet for a lot of services. Most of these ISPs I have listed can't even guarantee you a constant download speed of 300KB

skino4united:
Bro GSM arena are for phone that are available in the US market

Xiaomi, Oppo, Dodgee, Oukitel, Zuk are all available in the US market?

NaijaTechGuy:
Every Telecom provider in Nigeria has its flaws, it's quite obvious.
However, here are actually certain things that they do that actually get subscribers annoyed and if you're a true Nigerian living in Nigeria I'd bet you can relate to most of the things on this. Let's get this list rolling shall we.


 1. That Moment When You Use The Last Money You Have To Load #1000 recharge card to Subscribe for one month and MTN remembers you've not paid N20 for callertunez
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2. When You're Having Relationship Problems, You Call Your Girlfriend and Airtel Diverts it To Another Guy's Line 
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3. When You Miss An Important Call Because You Thought It Was 9Mobile Calling Again 

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 4. How You Feel When MTN Gives You A Massive Data Bonus

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Then You Check Your Airtime And Find Out That You've Been Actually Browsing From Your Airtime 

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 5. When You Money Was Deducted And The Customer Care Agent Tells You That You Can't Be Refunded 

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 6. When You Recharge And Forget You're Owing MTN, They Deduct The Money And You're Still Owing 

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 7. How You Stare At Your Phone Screen, When You See The Dreaded Message - "YOUR DATA BALANCE IS 0.00MB" and you weren't warned before it expired 

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 8. When GLO Seems To Be Fast One Evening And You Decide To Download A Movie And The Speed Drops To 108b/s 

https://i.imgur.com/CcsdIVX.jpg

 9.When You're Broke And Expecting Bank Alert Instead Glo keeps Sending You Messages Back To Back.
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10. When You're Downloading A Game Of 1.2GB And At 97% Your Network Signal Goes Off 

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Its really painful but all the same they still offer some commendable services though.
Straight Up Naija... It's still your favorite tech blogger, NaijaTechGuy. Have a wonderful weekend. Don't forget to share.

Commendable services you say? In the past 6 months, I have used Spectranet, NTEL, Airtel, Smile and now Swift. And I think the only solution I have left is to relocate abroad for better internet services

Explorers:
Roosters being evacuated during the storm were wrapped in newspaper and tape

Nigerian blogs: chicken suya turns to live chickens as LAUTECH student goes to attend Investor BJs welcome bash

Hmmmmm. This is kinda serious mehn
In summary, I want you to understand this few highlights ;
1)you can't marry her
2)don't marry her
3)you can never marry her
4)you'd be sorry if you marry her
5)relocate her to her parents place. If you can afford it, get another apartment and move in with your mum. Your baby momma won't change her attitude, not now, not ever
6)when you do the above, you need to be very careful and take extra precautions. Her type are those that commits crime of passion, so cover your tracks well my friend.
7)be sending her money anonymously to cater for your son, and when you are more settled, you can be arranging monthly visits to see him

DanXplore:
Please, i could use some career advice from great nairalanders. Please tag monikers that you think would be of great help, as i am at a crucial point in my career.

I am a graduate of chemcal engineering but for 2years now, have not gotten any engineering related job. The only job i got was at KPMG (audit), which i resigned after 3 months due to some personal reasons. I am currently an Area Sales Rep with a poultry feed production company that pays 183k per month (net take home after tax and other necessary deductions), though i could use up to 20 to 25k to fuel my car monthly.
Now, i just got a PTDF scholarship offer to study Advanced process integration and design in UK but not really sure if it is worth ditching my current job for it.

I am not very confident about securing a job once i finish msc because only a handful of opportunities come for chemical engineers. more also,UK rarely retains Nigerians.

Please what are your advices, especially from those who have done Msc in Uk.

I need your advices, i dont want to make a costly mistake.

If you forgo that MSc, you might live to regret it later

This wan weak me

Does "natural cause" now have another definition? We should refrain from throwing the word around. The lady looks less than 30

Hell-Rufai my niccur!

There should be a special place in hell reserved for these bloggers

erico2k2:
Samsung phone is more intigrated than xiaomi . U can control yoyr TV with it.even your car . There are loads of technology put into Samsung phones you don't know.

Nothing new. Xiaomi phones can do same

Protein0:
Heheee.
Mi mix 2 nko?

Let's wait to see sha, but it might be too large for my liking

Protein0:
Dash sm1 ur mi6 fa abi u dey wait for Oneplus 5T?

Oneplus 6 with bezeless display and underscreen fingerprint reader

Protein0:

Saraki is coming for you don't worry

alhajiwada:
There is a phone that is virtually unknown in Nigeria, the OnePlus. I have been using it since the first version came out in 2014. The current version is called one plus 5, it has mad specs: 8 gigabytes RAM with 128 gigabytes memory & Android Nougat (YES! Samsung S8+ has just 4 gig and 64 gig memory). Check out their phones on oneplus.net or view reviews on YouTube.

Oneplus isn't unknown. We have a good number of folks using it even here on Nairaland. Woulda bought the Oneplus 5 but it came late to the market, I already bought a Xiaomi mi6 when it came

MendeZ:
Thanks for your contribution. I will try what your driver did then

I said don't take it seriously na

winsomelady:
Thanks. You rock! I am happy you've gone through some of my posts. By their words, we shall know them (the idiotic cyber bullies). During my graduation, I won many prizes. I represented my school in many competitions. When I was in JSS3, I competed in Cowbell Maths, competed in MAN (Mathematics Association of Nigeria) competition. I sat for and passed NECO and JAMB in SS2. I decided not to try the admission then because I wanted to study Medicine and be a Neuro-Surgeon, though I had over 200, but I knew I had no chance then when there were many with 280s and above.

I am not here to blow my trumpets, but once in a while you need to put irresponsible kids (sorry if I sound disrespectful, It is not in my character to do so.) where they really belong. You decide whether someone is an adult or kid not really by the age but their IQ and conduct

Cheers. I love you all. Peace

Medicine? You sure that's your dream? If yes, hit me up lemme mentor you small for free!

winsomelady:
Do u know my age besides am less than 16 years old.

Ignore that old man dear. Congratulations! The world is yours to conquer. Do what you have dreamed of and excel at it!

Lalasticlala, come help take this to FP so that this young lad can learn from other people's experiences....

.... Or else, no sallah meat for you o

How old are you now?

Stammering (stuttering) is an innate condition, part of you. However, helping you improve on it involves doing away with what you are currently doing, which is refraining from expressing yourself in public. It would only result in your condition getting worse. There are a lot of people like you, who have gotten a lot better, but it's only by building up your self-esteem, listen well and take your time to conjure your responses to questions, and to think up your speech properly. It might also be necessary to see a behavioural psychologist and/or speech therapist to help you if necessary.
Meanwhile, I'm sure there are people on this forum who have conquered stuttering, I'd like them to come share their experiences with you

Don't take this seriously : our driver at work said he used to stutter when he was young, until one day he met a herbalist who told him to be drinking water out of a clean snail shell . He said it worked for him, and I was looking at him like