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RomanceRe: Ladies Is It A Bad Idea To Spread Your Panties Outside? by goingape2: 11:27pm On May 01, 2017
thingsyoudo123:
d same guyz dat r shouting "NO" to hanging pant outside, will wash dia boxers dat have d "Special center brown stain" after wearing it for 3-4 days and hang it in public domain
don't compared we guys to ya dirty smelly creature undecided

is it not weekly ya shiit blood and expect it to be clean by contaminating that poor bucket with it?


I pity men who chase after this black creatures!
RomanceRe: Ladies Is It A Bad Idea To Spread Your Panties Outside? by goingape2: 11:17pm On May 01, 2017
wunmi590:
I have a female friend who says, she can't cope if she doesn't spread her panties under the sun to dry. She said that's what she was brought up with and they also live in their own house fenced round, to protect them from onlooker.

So I also made some research with some girls, some girls said no matter what they can't spread it outside.
AFONJA women always like spreading there pants outside like mad people.

that's a sign of dirtiness!


try and smell those pant, that stvpid smell is still there even after wash and dry!
RomanceRe: Is Washing Your Girlfriend's Clothes An Act Of Love Or Foolishness? (Photos) by goingape2: 10:52pm On May 01, 2017
marvelck:
Is It A Bad Thing For A Guy To Be Washing His Girlfriend/Wife's Clothes?

Washing clothes for your wife or girlfriend, is usually seen by a lot of guys as a demeaning thing to do as a man...And any guy that does it is perceived to be either a weakling or a woman wrapper. Or obsessed with the girl he's rendering such service to.

But come oh, don't girls do the same thing (wash, clean and cook join) freely for their guys? So why can't men do the same for their girlfriends or wives? If washing her undies is disgusting or shameful to do, you can at least wash her blouse, skirts, shirts and trousers naa (Lol).

Men and their ego.. But I know there are guys who do it for their girls, but deny it publicly.

As for me...hmmm, I don't know oh!
have I step so low to the extend of washing a gorilla's pant or cloth undecided

only foolish, jobless people do that!

as a man you are not suppose to wash a woman's cloth
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Devours His Meal After Wembley Victory. PICS by goingape2: 10:32pm On May 01, 2017
SweetSmartSexy:
My new crush. Comman make me ur baby mama. Together we'll make tiny little champion(s)
you are actually looking for imbec1le or rather make tiny little imbec1les

Christianity EtcRe: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by goingape2: 9:40am On Apr 30, 2017
frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.
deeper life sex style!

EventsRe: Pretty Lawyer Finally Marries Her Soldier Heartthrob After Years Of Dating. PICS by goingape2: 12:49am On Apr 30, 2017
GloriaNinja:
CONGRATS TO THEM, HOPE THE MARRIAGE WON'T TURN INTO THE DOMESTIC VIOLENCE NORM.
SINCE YOU ARE A PRODUCT OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE DOESN'T MEAN OTHERS IS THE SAME AS YOU!



I DO KEEP ON PRAYING FOR YA FATHER TO STOP BEATING YA MOTHER.
HealthRe: Men Pay Extra Money To Have Sex With Prostitutes In Abuja Without Condoms - FACA by goingape2: 7:09pm On Apr 29, 2017
jmoore:
Wedding ring is for married people. There is a difference between engagement ring and wedding ring.

Stop confusing yourself biko.

The summary of the meme I posted is that sex for only married folks is the safest sex.
dey believe lies!

biko! your wife go phuck mechanic come give you disease, na that time you go know!

HealthRe: Pregnant Lady Dies In Her Sleep After Using The Toilet (Photos) by goingape2: 7:07pm On Apr 29, 2017
CastedDude:
This is very sad. A Nigerian woman identified as Mrs Keke Esu, who got married last year has died mysteriously -leaving her family and friends in lament. According to a Facebook user who shared the sad news, the woman who was pregnant -reportedly died in her sleep after waking up to use the toilet.... she slept and never woke up again. May her soul rest in peace.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/04/pregnant-nigerian-lady-dies.html
are you there when she was using the restroom?


we have found the actual killer!
HealthRe: Men Pay Extra Money To Have Sex With Prostitutes In Abuja Without Condoms - FACA by goingape2: 7:04pm On Apr 29, 2017
jmoore:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/46/a2/2a/46a22ac6c07299b45cafc9db4c10e53b.jpg
how many wedding rings I don give those ape without marrying them!

giving a wedding rings is different from marrying!

Nigeria woman na just for phuck and demise
BusinessRe: What Business Can I Start With N70,000? by goingape2: 5:53pm On Apr 29, 2017
purpledove:
Are u a dealer? would want more in for.. tanks
nop! did it one time like that through contact but don't know if the guy is still into it.
BusinessRe: What Business Can I Start With N70,000? by goingape2: 1:25pm On Apr 29, 2017
purpledove:
Im a graduate, a year gone after my Nysc and nothing tangible to keep up with, though ive been saving and now have 70k ....what kind of business can I start with 70k Please I need your advice and help
like seriously. electronic bizz will get you somewhere!

all this mini electronic

don't need shop just a flayer and if you are in an hot environment like north I suggested mini fan!

I sold a lot those time and make a lot of money from it. Aldo I started slightly your range for importing those stuff.
RomanceRe: Ladies: Avoiding Broke Guys Means You Are Also Broke! by goingape2: 8:18pm On Apr 27, 2017
sexybbstar:
I've been coming across a lot of threads these days that has to with ladies admonishing fellow ladies to desist from dating broke guys.This is absolutely ridiculous.Your parents are financially okay?Who told you your mum married your father as a rich man?She stood with him through trying times and now ,you as their daughter is reaping the fruits of her patience.
Below are the reasons why the theory "DON'T DATE BROKE GUYS" is totally wrong!

(1)You asked him to buy or get you something and he couldn't afford it and u decided to leave him for that?If you could afford it ,why didnt you get it in the first place?Though,a man is suppose to carry out some certain duties but dont heap your burden on him ,he is a boyfriend ,not your husband,go meet your parents,they gave birth to you and should be able to take responsibilities on you as long as you are not yet married.

(2)Struggle with him ,work hard and ensure to give him your support .When the story changes ,you are sure to be given the credit.You want an already made man?Then you should be happy hearing this statement from him"I WAS RICH BEFORE I MET YOU".

(3)Obviously,most guys (not all)dont ignore ladies that stood with them during their struggle to success.I hope you know that 2face wasn't rich when he started dating Annie,despite his flaws he still got married to her at the end of the day.Sanyeri(Afonja Olaniyi)a yoruba actor,got married to his girlfriend that was with him before he came into limelight.A very good example is Odunlade Adekola,some of you abuse him for having a ugly wife.Where were the bleach queen actresses when the wife was suffering with him?.Support him girl,you will get the credit soon.

(4) We have so many cases of broke guys who became rich and rich guys who became poor.That broke guy you embarassed today may have another story to tell tomorrow and that rich guy you followed may later dump you for the lady that stood with him during his stuggle.NOTE:Rich guys hardly appreciate a lady they met after their success.Some rich guys are out there without girlfriend ,not because they see no lady but because they doubt if there will be true love.Its believed that Rich guys hardly find true love which is truly embedded in that statement "DONT DATE BROKE GUYS"That means you dated the rich guy for the money not for love.

(5)Several ladies are single out there all in the name of searching for a rich dude.Work for your own money ,rich guys will flock around you,you wont have to search for one again.

(6)Many ladies are in the grave because they wanted a rich guy but unfortunately for them ,they fell victim of ritualist.Do you know how many ladies died because of Iphone4......now we have Iphone7.........Iphone10 will soon be knocking at the door in few years time.


Do you know Iphone8 will be launched soon?So please double your Olosho hustles,so that you can use the latest gadgets.Don't mind any guy that wanna fall in real love with you,they are all heartbreakers as love is dead,Jump like frog from one yahoo boy to another to a married man,and to a sugar daddy......They are the ones that can pay your bills.Don't mind any guy professing love to you ojare.Bleep LOVE!!!!This world is very sweet my sister enjoy and enjoy and enjoy and dont listen to anyone or take up any preaching from anyone.
But I have a good news for you my sister,When that guy you wasting your life with is ready to settle down,he will marry a very decent girl who has a good future ambition,properly trained,well cultured and mannered and he will use you as a testimony in the Church.By then you will be above 30years and your big boobs and ass would have sagged,wrinkled with heavy stretch marks all over and you will be looking extra-ordinarily older than your age because your beauty would have faded off,..Even MaryKay,BlackOpral,Sleek or classic will not stay well on your face again.A word is enough for d wise


Ladies ,be independent .With that you will earn guys respect.Stop being a GOLD DIGGER!

*ATTACK IS 100% ALLOWED
this is a woman with good and working brain cells!

nevertheless since you have naija woman blood, you will soon go back to that bloody characters ya fellow baboons display here!


take my compliment as one of a kind cos I don't compliment baboons (naija women) on this forum
LiteratureRe: In Four Sentences, Write A Short Romantic Story. by goingape2: 3:49pm On Apr 27, 2017
Fmartin:
write a short romantic story. your story should not be more than four sentences.
it should be tragic or comic... corrolate it with a pictiure...
lets roll...
it all begins with "hi"
then "hey"
and the rest is history with series of heartbreak.
the biitch broke my heart angry
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Long Cobra Killed By Corpers At Their Lodge (Photos) by goingape2: 1:04pm On Apr 27, 2017
vickylincon:
I don't get you. you meant cobra is not dangerous
there is different between dangerous and monster!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Long Cobra Killed By Corpers At Their Lodge (Photos) by goingape2: 10:38am On Apr 27, 2017
7kahfe:
Never knew we were living with this monster until last night.

please if you a Corp member and living in sambisa as ours do ensure to use flash light at night.
you illiterate!

calling a cobra monster doesn't make you intelligent but just plain stvpid undecided
BusinessRe: Total Gas Filling Station At Ketu, Lagos Is On Fire (Photos) by goingape2: 11:28am On Apr 26, 2017
and some people still one come park petrol!
RomanceRe: How Lapping A Girl Destroyed A 3 Years Relationship - Twitter User !!! by goingape2: 11:13am On Apr 26, 2017
nairaland detective have arrive and so therefore this story has a lot of loopholes without sense of direction and authenticity!



believe this story at ya own risk





signed by bobrisky
CrimeRe: Ghanaian Police Officer Commits Suicide After She Was Dumped By Her Fiancé by goingape2: 10:56pm On Apr 25, 2017
dre11:
[b]Female Cop killed herself because of heartbreak





http://mynewsgh.com/female-cop-killed-herself-because-of-heartbreak-garu-commander/
how I wish it was our Nigeria woman that committed this suicide, I wouldn't care much but a fine and beautiful Ghanian woman !

CrimeRe: 70-Year-Old Man Rapes 8-Year-Old Deaf & Dumb Girl In Ogun by goingape2: 4:03pm On Nov 10, 2016

RomanceRe: Not All Relationships End In Marriage, But... - Bamisepeters 'blog by goingape2: 3:57pm On Nov 10, 2016
bamisepeters:
What you will say within your mind immediately you see the topic of this post will be "i know already, i have seen many".

This goes beyond that as many needs to see positive reasons beyond separation or breakup.

I wouldn't like to bring destiny into my write up, but as a philosopher, even if i don't want to, i would have done it before realising i don't want to.

No matter how hard we try, some relationship will not last to reach the altar because no one can cheat destiny.

At times, we cry when someone we love dearly break our heart and to get the emotion and psychological effects back to shape takes time.

During that trial period many will say i am not sure i will do this again, meanwhile it only takes few moment and you are in another one before you know it.

It is not easy for me to say this too, but for a relationship that is at the verge of reaching the final destination which could not, lessons from the relationship can go a long way to make your next relationship a success as your last relationship has built you for the person you are now or to still be with.

If you are in any relationship now please don't feel bad about this as it is reality and i am not saying something will happen to your relationship in case you are determined to seal it with that person.

It is not easy though but the truth is, we must still forge ahead as break up is not the end of the world.

One thing i always say to those in relationship is that "if anything will lead to your break-up try not be the subject, that even if the deaf hears the reason, the other person will be blamed"...

..." and not because you are not the subject, you must now announce from house-to-house your ex caused it". Just let the sleeping dog lie and move on as a better being.

Later, that person who is at fault of the break-up will regret and learn from that mistake which will make him or her better in his/her new relationship while you are also cautious in your new relationship not to make that same mistake your ex made because it can go either ways, and this will make you better also.

And if you both separate on a mutual ground, then, the lesson you both learnt from the experiment will be too good to be neglected in your new relationship.

A bad boyfriend/girlfriend to so many people are now good husband/wife and mother to their spouse and kids now, so forget your heart was broken by someone, the fact is just that you were made to meet each other to learn for you to be the best in your real home.

I wouldn't say you should not cry in case it happens, please cry, but your errors in that past relationship should go out with the tears.

Many great homes you see today, the couple once dated someone else before meeting the one they are now calling their husband/wife and some pretty pet names you never knew existed.

Break-up is not easy, and to get over it might be an herculean task, however, while in a relationship do have it at the back of your mind that not all relationship ends in marriage, but you have to see the positives in the break-up which should help your future relationship instead of dwelling on the past and expect the restoration miracle.

Life is a lesson, the more you live the more you learn and the wiser you become.


Source: http://bamisepeters..com.ng/2016/11/not-all-relationships-end-in-marriage.html
piece of shiit!


i don't even know why i quote this jargons undecided
RomanceRe: . by goingape2: 10:57pm On Nov 09, 2016
finalboss1:
hi Peeps, you Probably have already said or
heard about what im about to get off my
chest.


I’ve been coming and going from this site
for about 6 years now (visiting the site
for Re-assurance – leaving the site as soon
as i have taken heed to the tips and stories
that I’ve read on the forum).


I am 29yrs old and yes it has taken me
This long to see[b] bitches
for who they really
are. I actually used to be anti-social and
hated crowds until I was about 25yrs which
is when I started to open up and not afraid
to speak out and speak my mind to people
– especially Women. Its like i have just
woken up from a 26 year sleep.



I think i am a MGTOW, because i am starting to
get really pissed off at women in GENERAL.
[ I’ve learned alot of BS surrounding women
in general. which I Should have picked up
from when I was 16.




Don’t Treat them like Queens – because it
goes to their heads.
Don’t Speak different or softly BECAUSE
they are women – They don’t deserve it.
Do NOT ever take advice from WOMEN in
how to get a Girl to like or notice you. No
matter how Manly or lesbo they are – At
the end of the day they are Women not
MEN going after women.





DON’T do them any Favors – because once
they’ve gotten what they needed she will
switch off
.
cc goingape2 fuckthem0ds
true talk brother! true talk


i see women as piece of shiiiit
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Wins US Presidential Election- 2016 US election results by goingape2: 8:52am On Nov 09, 2016
Afonjas will be coming home now!

RomanceRe: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by goingape2: 11:20pm On Nov 08, 2016
willibounce1:
These idiotic,brainless naija girls just think there is something special about their brea.sts, as.ss, pussy or body. You don't want men to look at your breast but you expose everything when you wear stupid clothes. Who do you expect to look at your exposed brea.sts? Lizards, birds or fellow women?

Your brea.sts are going to be looked at whether you like it or not. If you not happy about it, then dress like the Arab women and cover everything. They shamelessly put their boobs out on instagram to get likes and walk around almost naked. Some idiots won't even wear bra. Your breas.ts will be squeezed and sucked by men and your babies. If you don't like it, kill urself.
Even if you become lesbians, it will still be squeezed. Making noise about men staring at their brea.st as if the breast is gold. Nonsense.
i wonder ohhh!

and some useless boys here can't see what is going on here but rather talking how there use to stare that overpress rubbish called breaasst.


rubbish naija women everywhere

RomanceRe: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by goingape2: 11:17pm On Nov 08, 2016
rossychik:
Na waoo, wet in dey pepper u? just because u unlucky wit women dosnt make all d women fish brain. remember u probably have a mother sisters. so easy.
did i tell you that I'm unlucky with women? undecided
RomanceRe: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by goingape2: 10:52pm On Nov 08, 2016
vicsterling:
..Bìtches always get offended, but they consciously put their assets on display just to exploit a man's weakness "which is finding pleasure in what we see" and yet thy feel victimized undecided crazy bunch
you minding those bunch of uncooked potatoes!

if you dont want a man to stare at ya breasts why don't you wear something that won't show those two ugly looking organs?


there are just fish brain
RomanceRe: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by goingape2:
this is the kind of topic you will see women claiming that men are looking their god damn breasst but offline there are bunch of ashawo!


naija women are very svpid set of creature! as if there are not staring at men trousers and be imagining there size of cucumber!


once again naija women are svpid set of creature who have nothing to contribute to the society other than opening there yansh in exchange for kobo.


no one is looking at ya svpid over press breaasst.

no one is staring at that shrink ugly looking two set of dry tomatoes.

your chest is as flat as ya ugly looking face!


we sometimes get tired of looking at ya bleached face and wanted to look somewhere else but when we look at ya chest we often imagine who must have press that smelling looking thing undecided




when we look at a woman who have big breast we often imagine that she must have traded her brain in exchange for big breaaast!


the average big breast naija women have 0.1% IQ because all the food nutrients are going in that breasst instead of there brain! while the small breast naija women have just 1% IQ. (not that much in comparison)

so when coming here and saying your face is not on ya chest you should also have a second thought that ya mouth may be smelling like dead fowl and he just want to get some air, in other not to embarrass you so he look down but ya think he is looking at ya chest angry

once you have a kid, that svpid breassst will start falling off. so dont take pride of something that will come of age but what you got upstairs always stay a longer period of time and yield good product if you use it well! but unfortunately our women have traded there brain with fish. that's why them think like fish.
RomanceRe: Woman Who Won't Marry You Because You Earn Less Than N200k Is No Wife Material by goingape2: 6:14pm On Nov 08, 2016
Dfinex:
thanks for the compliments....something tells me that u will change ur mind sooner or later, u only need time to heal.
How ever I want to plead with u to always keep a positive outlook as this will go a long way in facilitating the healing process.

Regards.
like seriously! i pray so.

just time
RomanceRe: Woman Who Won't Marry You Because You Earn Less Than N200k Is No Wife Material by goingape2: 4:37pm On Nov 08, 2016
dabrightt:
Is your mum from togo
no
RomanceRe: Woman Who Won't Marry You Because You Earn Less Than N200k Is No Wife Material by goingape2: 4:36pm On Nov 08, 2016
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RomanceRe: Woman Who Won't Marry You Because You Earn Less Than N200k Is No Wife Material by goingape2: 4:34pm On Nov 08, 2016
Dfinex:
ok..truth is I need to re-evaluate my life, my attitudes and approach towards relationships and life in general, work on my self to be a better person, know what I really want in a man. then and only then I will be sure I'm ready for a fresh start up.
you are one hell of a strange woman!


i haven't see any of your type who boldly say she need to work on herself and re evaluate what went wrong during the last relationship and make it better in the future!.

i like you! your type is rare to find!

keep it up sure you will see a good man like your personality!

unlike we! we are given up base on our experience.

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