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whiteroses:
@eezzy i'm so sorry i wouldnt want to be you that time.

What an embaras , Moment,

I am waiting for my friend to come back to the Country, so that we can laugh it off together before I can posibly keep this out of my mind.

He called my from (Oyinbo Man's Country) that he needed some stuffs, and I had to packaged it through an Agency Firm at Balogun in Lagos Island.

The place (Agency Firm) was actually very close to my office, therefore on that faithful Monday afternoon, I took a bike from my office at Broad street straight to the place, the bike man did a very nice job in quickly locating the place, I paid him, while I was waiting to get the change from him, (as usual there were several buses loaded in and out with Good) while a woman selling Rice was trying to walk across one of the load on one of the buses fell and landed on the rice seller the woman fell with the pot of soup.

Every thing poured on me from head to toes, you can imagine the loud roar of laughters, few people ran to me with water some with bottles of coke to get my face clean.

It was only after 30 minutes that i understood what happen, and I closed from there.

Thank you all for your support from this forum; which yielded a great result, my wife was happy when the outcome of the competition shows that we are the best couple of the year.

The following 20 questions were thrown to our wives, which they answered in written, while we answered in oral, you can imagine the crowd reaction, when I answered and my partner’s answers read out compliment mine.

[b]1. Who do your Husband love most among his parent?
2. Who is your Husband best friend?
3. What easily annoy your husband, when he returned home from work?
4. His best TV. Programme?
5. The wife best Hair style?
6. What is His best Colour?
7. Recite this verse in Hebrew 12 v 14.
8. Where did you first met?
9. What is His best Colour?
10. How many times did he visited the children school last term?
11. When last did he looked at you and said “you are beautiful, you are the
best thing that has ever happened to me, my honey, my …. I love you”?
12. What is his best food?
13. How best did he like to spend his leisure time?
14. What are his best song and the best Musician?
15. When last did you had a special treat outside you home and at where?
16. What is the hobby he loves seen you doing?
17. What is the last gift he gave you?
18. When do you normally observe you family prayer time/day within a month?
19. Do you know his bad habit or his weakness?
20. When last did she carry you of your foot happily?[/b]

Our responses to the questions, gave us about 90% which was the highest mark scored, kindly look at it and respond immediately, pls judge your performance.

I will post the picture of the award and our decoration later.

doyin na wah for you ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My piece of advice is that you show him more love, even Christ said love your enemy, He might be suffering from frustration, your love toward him, even when is becoming dangerious can give him a change of heart.

That may be a test of faith, let us know how best you will treat this.

Bros, find a good film that reveal the act of the two cousins in your family, sit down together with your wife and watch the film, appoint her as judge, listen to her castigating the offenders.

Or find a good mood to tell a similar story, relate it to a friend and ask her to teach you on how to advice your friend.

Encourage her to sincerly pray along with you to cast out the demonic spirit operating in your (Friend's wife and her cousins) the two offenders life, before seven days she will confess her sins to you, please be ready to welcome her to split out every word.

I am not in surport of the idea of discussing it with any family memeber, That type of news spread faster, pls take charge from home.

Come home to your apartment one day, and dash quickly to your partner and do the blink any where any how, this can also spice the bond

This mentality has cause a lot of damage, many mother In-law has killed their daughter In-law out of hatred that, she is richer than her son, by this black race has wasted many glorious daughter.

When are we going to liberate our heart? the light is shinning but we pretend not to see it.

What is wrong, when couple prayed and one of them is lifted, if the other adjust, the will both operate on a higher standard.

If i have a Benz 190, and my wife decided to buy jeep, when I appear with the jeep in the company of friends, level go change, and I can be trusted with better responsibilty (contract) that will fetch better things.

Ma, thank for the clues, the programme may raise question from religion angle.

That my woman should pay for the house rent, buy the family a car, and settle all bills and still love her, yes I can b/c all is her contribution to improve the status of the family.

This will put me on my toes to get more serious and drop all the 10k - 10k (ten - ten Kobo) girl friends and look for bigger connections.

imagine all our big bros in White man country, they hunt for bigger ladies and created love along the way.

Our generation is not - modern enough, but I know the next generation will appreciate this and enjoy the benefit.

Someone must take charge while you are away, and a child that love your outfit will also admire the deligency in discharging your responsibility.

Thanks, for your wonderful input, I am updating datas.

The last day of the last term in school, (Children Party), My child after puting on his suit and short, he decided to use one of my ties while I was away in office, despite the size of the tie, He prefered it to those one we bought for him.

You can imagine how we felt when we got back home, I heard him described proudly how he dressed up himself, copied one of my posture in the album.

Men I was very happy, a girl can not do that, though I equaly agreed that they all have value but one have ADDED VALUE.

My self and my wife has been selected as one of the participants in a couples competition, where question on knowledge about partners will be ask, part of my responsibility is to ensure my family perform wonderfully.

Therefore I am sourcing for likely test questions, that may be ask about me from my wife and vice versa, so we could practice with it.

Kindly post for assistance and I will updated you on the result after the show.

Thank you brooooooooooooo! in the house NA you go understand why we must not fail.

Nobody has mention the date for the Lagos Concert, and the Venue, please I will love to see the annointed Man of God.

He is not like many Nigeria Gospel singer that has turn praise singer (to praise the politician and the society big thief.

sighting

Please I wish to have an update on the state Governors, so that I can assist my little boy with his home-work.

Abegi make you try help me oh!, so I will not being seen as not current

LESSON IN RENT PAYMENT.

A businessman met a beautiful girl and greed to spend the afternoon with her for N20,500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment

"RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque of N10,250 and enclose the following typed note:

"Dear Madam:
Find enclosed a cheque of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque with the following note:

“Dear Sir:

First, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.
Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady”.

Please what is CV Magic all about? and I will like to have their web site.

My mail address is

littlegolds2000@yahoo.com

BROTHER,

              CONGRATULATION OH!

MY WIFE IS LOOKING FOR AN OPPORTUNITY TOO OH!

Who is God going to send to arrest the Engineer and bring him back to heaven?

POLICE , then when can we get them Hell or Heaven?

please give your Johnny address so that we can come over to rescue the Virgin Mother.

but where is Johnny going to post the letter , The same Church?.

We are waiting for him at the gate of the Church,

nice one bro.

no be like those Aseewoooooos

I will walk into OTA FARM and steal a hen, then I will wait to see Baba Iyabo (OBJ) reaction.

A good friend of mine from Kogi, has requested my help in disposing off his vehicle. He urgently needs the money to enable him complete a residential house.

Know anyone who is interested?

These are the details and a picture of the vehicle:

TOYOTA HILUX FOR SALE
* Metallic blue
* 5 Passengers
* 6 Cylinder power
* Customised Suspension
* Engine Noise completely harnessed
[*] KAR registration
[*] Efficient fuel consumption 10ml/bm
* Quick sale ~ shs. 200,000 only (Remember: First come first served!)

PHOTO attached

I only ask him one question and that is:

WHAT TRANSITION LESSON DID HE LEARNT FROM NELSON MANDELA?, AND WILL HE PASS THROUGH LAGOS ABEOKUTA WAY TO HIS VILLAGE AT HIS EXIT, AND CAN HE EVER ATTEN ANY PUBLIC FUNCTION IN LAGOS, ONDO, EDO, DELTA, EKITI, KWARA, ADAMAWA, KANO AND BE REGARDED LIKE gENERAL ABDUSALAM, AND, , WHEN THE THIRD TERM FAILED WHY CAN'T HE TRY THE FOURTH TERM

BABA WEEEREEE

otuonye:
Anyway, I believe that things will change one day in this country, and by then we will begin to exercise our rights freely.

Jojo

brothers things must change now let us stop procastinating it will do us no good,

Mimiko In Ondo State, Oshiomole In Edo, Ogboru in Delta and other from Ekiti, Kwara etc, , should strongly resist the result and we should support them so that we can rescue our self from the Demons

saintchux:
Am seeing it with my koro koro eyes.

I had long dream for something like this, someone that has never in life experience what is call disappointment, simply because he had a loving big bros (Ojuyobo) that was shouldering him.

Right from  Chairman, Commissioner, and senator (Ojuyobo) was championing the cause for him, now he felt he could do away with him, and he has seen the result.

please advice to start from the ground again who know him might soon find himself at the top of the ladder.

but tell him by then he has us (me) to contend with.

please tell him sha to travel out for treatment because, ,

someone should remind of his song of those day (Ipo Ola Dara O Ipo Ola , , )

Lagos is too sophisticate to committed into the hand of a baby man like KORO, a man of unstable character.

The center of excellent, the heart beat of Nigeria, thank God for the Lagosian, what a good option.

Ask him why did he left AC? No good reason, just because he is a baby in the heart that can easily be push here and there.

My Sun Shine State, History revealled that No body ever govern the State on two Terms, and by the minds of the voters PDP are not welcome again, so why should someone impose himself on the state.

Our Father land shall not forgive all this evil perpetrators,

as at 12.00 noon yesterday Labour Party were leading, suddenly it was announced that the depute Governor hijacked a ballot box and ,  all became story, now check out what is happening there.

Please, I think I need a good understanding of the degree of authority

Among these two which is higher?

FEDERAL HIGH COURT VERDICT or  COURT OF APPEAL

let us be real

jockey112:
its not about atiku its about empowerment to institutions like inec,efcc and co that they have the right to stop the aspirations of corrupt and shameless people to rule nigeria.if atiku has got any moral he would have resign long time , MR VP learn from your neighbour in south africa,

to every loving nigerian home and abroad its time to vote and move the nation forward forget about the distractions.

let stand up for He[color=#990000][/color] best

men! you try oh,

Na by road or by sea you travelled?