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A wet joke!

bawoodinma:
But I fear we will. As always, we are quick to disappoint the world.

A vote not cast is waste, a vote cast wrongly is waste therefore let us all vote wisely.

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.  "What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning.

"There is a mousetrap in the house!!!  There is a mousetrap in the house!!!"

 *The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse,
I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."

 *The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house!!!  There is a mousetrap in the house!!!" The pig sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers."

The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house!!!
There is a mousetrap in the house!!!" The cow said, "Wow ,Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose I don't stay inside the house."

So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap alone.




That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey. The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught.  In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital, and she returned home with a fever.

Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient. But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbours came to sit with her around the clock.

To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig. The farmer's wife did not get well and unfortunately she died. So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them. The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.

I think every sound minded people will believe Pat stands out,  but how do we sell His candidacy to the people at home? those people that matter.

Those that can risk anything to cast their single vote, not people like you, yes you, you, yourself, that will follow the whole  process of the election on TV screen.

9ja4eva,

My Brother let not your mind be deceive, God can only recoup him for greater task in the missionary work, not in Nigeria politics

Alright sir!

I will try to find out.

The best man for the job is nobody than Chief Femi Pedro, considering his presidence in the few years he served with the Head Lagos Kings maker.

If the politician will allow voting in its proper way, then come May 29 Pedro will be talking in Alausa.

we hate bitterness

you said the inside

Big B1:
Oh yes, it is very important for one to makesure that the inside is clean before cleaning the outside.

Believe me, in this case the both inside and out side are extremely clean.

why is the man not presently in the country? Is good we are all fast becoming an advocate of good deed wonderful but what is the degree of benefit derivable from it

Thanks, though my sister is not consider for invitation

Nelson Mandela, told one of our Governor at the commissioning of a new Hospital Constructed in S/A by the Governor (Actually a Presidential aspirant now) That He would have being happier if the commissioning were to be in his country (Nigeria), where are we going?.

Let be sure the Inside is Throughly Clean before cleaning OUTside.

the way we paint our leaders in this country, Only God can forgive our mouths because of so many shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that we vomit daily which resulted into over blowing issues.

Ours is not the worst so let put in more action this time (by Voting the right candidate) not talking and calling them names, God enthrone them so please watch your Basket mouths.

Going through the Voter registration Machine I discovered that majority of you here commenting on Atiku Did not register, See KOOO Tan!

the way we paint our leaders in this country, Only God can forgive our mouths because of so many shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that we vomit daily which resulted into over blowing issues.

Ours is not the worst so let put in more action this time (by Voting the right candidate) not talking and calling them names, God enthrone them so please watch your Basket mouths.

Going through the Voter registration Machine I disovered that majority of you here commenting on Atiku Did not register, See KOOO Tan!

Fresh Demo Party or what? It is high time we all get our priority right, If our gentle man of God, saw himself in a vision, dream or through prophecy that He is directing crowd or numbers of people, let it be made know to him that God had just shown him that he is going to be the president of CAN (christain Association of Nigeria).

Politics is not just for anybody, though all the rich gays thought they can do it, How I which we will stand for the best.

Despite their antecedent, they care not because the like of GANI, also thought the best thing is to join them, then who is talking for us?

Even the preacher also thought he must be in Aso Rock before he can direct the country (if he gets there can he still have time for night Vigil?)

setting right priority.

The 144,000 is not a limit to how many people will be saved, but rather is just a select group of Jewish believers called to proclaim God’s message during the end times.[quote][/quote]Egbon if the above is correct then why are we still striving to get a ticket

Mine is 13 july 197---------------------------------

Do you also belief that Heaven shall come on earth?

Many Occation God allow us to realy witness mistery!!!!!

This happen to me about 4 years Ago, far back the University days.

I travelled from Bauchi to Abuja on the instruction of my Elder bros, that I should meet
his friend to collect some money for my up keeping instead of having to come over to Ondo.

But unfortunately when I got to Abuja, though straight to his office, but was informed that he travelled to Lagos to see his family, then his Driver took me to his house but the flat mate said Niger is too dangerous now? i.e he sent me out at about 9pm.

while I was hanging around I saw a lady which I explain my plight to and she took me to her house, and discuss with her Uncle.

I spent the weekend waiting for my brothers' friend, with strange people, and I felt comfortable

feelgood:
on when the rapture should occur, today or tomorrow, which would you prefer?
And why?

It has always been Rapture can take place Tomorrow give your life Today and ,

So I think I prefer Today let us have a change for once,,,, enough of this tomorrow if we claim we love JESUS my Lord let Him come TODAY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

yes si ooooooooooo! things will definately change for better

        "NIGER  FOR EVER"

If there are things to stand for, let at least all the youths stand-up for the best[i][/i], by not standing at all the opponent will prevail

9eja4ever,

"Strongly believe things will change for the better anyway"

Thank god for your mind, majority of us has a very weak mind, how can you say the result operate on a master file. Please tell them what happen in Lagos at the last election.

please your vote, your brother's vote, your sister's vote, uncle, niece, Aunty, father, mother inlaws, , and e.t.c count

It's a pity that majority of us agitating for good leadership, failed to perform our civic right by not making our self avalable for registration, and we all know that voting is not going to be through (LAP TOP/ DESK TOP). so how many of you really registered


Please I like to know if you are ready for the voting, did you register?

HEART ATTACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is not common with people of this level, "HA" is for people on the rock!, especially the biggest rock at Abuja.

MEDUBE!!!
                :DU have got are good treasure and God will take care of her for you/us

        it made me reminds me of childhood oh!!! what a handsome gee but with the econs situation of the country mama and papa could not maintain. I pray for aboundance in your househood

I'm of the opinion that all that had been posted by strong men are right,
But you will all agree with me that those things mentioned about ladies
characters
mode of dressing
moral values
goals oriented
dedicated
faithfulness and  ......
can actually be corrected with time,
but what i hate most in A lady is when you think giving your body to your guy at every demand is the best. why to win him.
giving so cheap even when thing had started rolling, lady should say No some/many- time to demands of guy,
but they do it under the cover of satisfying your man because of likely prey
but please, get to know that you lose you value on time

well now that you own a nice ride, what is your next move? cos' I got something small too last month and wish to know the next line of action.

the dream ride has been M/Benz 190 and am