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@Dealta, thanks so much, May God bless you,

@Delta, am staying in a house of the person that invite me over for the 3 weeks and am going there for a vacation only and will only spend like 2 to 3 weeks only, yeah am working and my ticket fare is ready but the 300k is another diffirent money in my account, if there is no minimum requirement, then i think i need to sumit it like that to them, thanks for your responce

@Delta, my Bank draft is ready, my IV is ready, my 3 photo copies are ready too but the only problem is the statement of acount because am going for a visit and not to skool,, so i don't know if they can allow to accpet like N300,000k only in my account, if they can accpet that??

am still waiting for answers to my question, please advice, kindly check my last post today

@hamzatafee, thanks for your response because this has been causing me a sleepless night, please i have re-attach the document they needed from a visiting person to canada here, kindly view and let me know, if it is possible i will submit all the required Documents, please advice and tell me the most important once i need to send to them. i only have this week to do this please.

Hey house, am having a little problem here and i need advice, i have gotten my visiting letter from my friend from Canada and now i need to sumit it at the canada embassy this week but now my problem is the sponsor's account, am a guy of 25 years old and i don't have anybody that can stand as my sponsor based on getting the statement of an account but i have like $3000 only on my account and i don't know if i can present that only or i will still look for a sponsor which i don't know when, could you please advice?

@belingo2, can you tell me the kind of invitation someone may be required to travel to Canada and the duration of the stay and also the kind of documents someone may sumit at the Canada embassy here in Nigeria?

@Hotstepper, do you know the kind of documents they might required after i have my invitation?

Thanks for your response

Hello House,
Please i need your help, I have a friend in Canada who ask me to verify the kind of invitation letter she will be sending to me and the canada embassy here because she don't want me to return back to Nigeria so fast. she want me to stay like 6months. so do you know the kind of invitation letter she will be sending, is it a visiting invitation or what?, please help!, i need your comments

Thank you house for your responses

Ok thanks for your responce, i will let him know.

Hello House, I wanna find out somthing from the house, A friend of mine wanna invite me to Canada for just a visit but now, my friend asked me to verify the kind of Invitation letter he will be sending for my coming because he said due to Nigeria problems in getting a visa. so house, please advice. Thank you all.

I don't know if you think everybody are as stupid as you by given you a N100,000 to get those scam stuff you mention here. hehehehe, better go and look for a job, even if na security work or Gala seller, it will be good than trying to rip off people's hard earned money.

Na wa oh oo, wetin man pikin go do now, i done find work tire here, i no see, so i dey think of travelling like this by march to april, so house, anybody weh fit travel by then, should write me at, ericstan1970@yahoo.com or call me if possible because am scared of going alone lol, so lets try this again. i have 150k already, so i need to get like 100k by end of next month, and i will start the trip.

i have a verified paypal account for sale. it is my own personal paypal account that i wanted to use before but need money so urgent and that is the main reason why i want to sale it. so if you need to buy it, call me on my number for the prize. thank you.

@romade, lol, na wa oh why you dey ask clemcykul to save my number weh dem dey display for me. na wa oh ooo, make you take am easy oh ooo , @ CLEMCYKUL, i lost your number so i don't know if you can send me sms on my fone and i will call you. am sorry for my late responce, I traveled to Ghana and just came back today. cheers

@clemcykul, how are you? it has been long time now, anyway i am always busy working, hope ur cool

A little old lady went into te bank one day carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the Chairman of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!". After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office( the customer is always right!). The bank Chairman then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied,
"N165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?"
The old lady replied, "I make a bets."
The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"
The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you N25,000 that your balls are square"
"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!"
The Old lady Challenged, "So, Would you like to take my bet?"
"Sure," Said the president, "I'll bet N25,000 that my balls are not square!"
The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10am as a witness?"
"Sure!" replied the Confident president.
That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.
The next morning, at precisely 10am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet "N25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied.
The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president, "N25,000 is a lot of money, so i guess you should be absolutely sure."
Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?'
She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him N100,000 that at 10am today I'd have The Bank of Chairman's balls in my hand,"

Hello my fellow Nairalanders, I just received this email on my phone just this night from MTN telling me that i have own 1 million naira. Below is the message i got from them,

Yello!! Congrats, You have been awarded 1million Naira in the 2009 MTN Treasure hunt Promo. Your Code is TW52, Visit www.yelloresult.com To verify Your Win Now.

Look, this is fake and not from the mtn site because Mtn can not use this www.yelloresult.com as their site, then when i log in to the site, i was told to fill a form and sumit the application, I was asked to provide my account number, such as bank name, ATM CARD NUMBER, MY ATM PIN CODE AND EXPIRING DATE, humm, when i saw this, i knew something is wrong here and i have to close the page. Please everybody should pass this message to everyone and you people must not provide your atm card details to anyone online. Look the site, you will see it look like MTN own

Hello my fellow Nairalanders, I just received this email on my phone just this night from MTN telling me that i have own 1 million naira. Below is the message i got from them,

Yello!! Congrats, You have been awarded 1million Naira in the 2009 MTN Treasure hunt Promo. Your Code is TW52, Visit www.yelloresult.com To verify Your Win Now.

Look, this is fake and not from the mtn site because Mtn can not use this www.yelloresult.com as their site, then when i log in to the site, i was told to fill a form and sumit the application, I was asked to provide my account number, such as bank name, ATM CARD NUMBER, MY ATM PIN CODE AND EXPIRING DATE, humm, when i saw this, i knew something is wrong here and i have to close the page. Please everybody should pass this message to everyone and you people must not provide your atm card details to anyone online. Look the site, you will see it look like MTN own

Koko: Aren’t you going to offer me a drink?
Kaka: There is global meltdown or haven’t you heard?
Koko: Global meltdown has no effect here. This is Nigeria, remember, the haven of all financial diseases. We have immunity, says Merrill Lynch. So, please bring the cognac.

Kaka: I think you are already drunk. Cognac will kill you.
Koko: I think you are just stingy and a man of no faith. This is good old Nigeria and it is well, absolutely. Which other country do you have banks declaring huge profits even when the value of their shares is at an all time low? Where else do you find a currency slumping and the citizens being assured that ‘nothing spoil’? That is why I love the 2009 budget. It is a budget of discovery.
Kaka: Now, I’m sure you are really drunk. What budget of discovery are you talking about, the one the Reps have refused to pass or the ones the Senators passed as if the demons of hell were on their tails?

Koko: Both. But didn’t you know the demons of hell are non-voting members of the National Assembly? They are the unseen hands. That is why half of the time we don’t understand what is going on in the Chambers.
Kaka: So, what is this budget of discovery you are talking about?
Koko: Was it not in the 2009 budget that we discovered that the federal government would spend N2bn on generators?

Kaka: Was that put in the budget before the President assured the nation that things would move faster this year and that this year will be a year of accelerated development?
Koko: Doesn’t what the president say and do matter anymore? The bo ttomline is that all the power plants and the billions of dollars expended on that are still in the drain pipe and steadily becoming a pipe dream.
Kaka: If uninterrupted power supply will become a reality during this administration, why are we spending so much on generators — 27 months to the end of this tenure and another election?

Koko: Now, we can all stop dreaming…
Kaka: And buy more generators.
Koko: It is only a stupid family that will not make provision for fuel for generators in its domestic budget for 2009. The Nigerian Defence Academy will spend N16.9m,ICPC will spend N35m, Ministry of Foreign Affairs will spend N58.5m, the Ministry of Finance will use N105.4m, the…
Kaka: My friend, that is enough.

Koko: What this story teaches us is that all of us will eventually become our own NIPP.
Kaka: If the president, vice president and ministers have come to accept the reality of a dead public electricity supply, we should all have generators, not one per family but at least two.

Koko: That’s the smart thing to do. After all, when the water works and public taps failed us, didn’t we all start digging wells in front of our houses? Gradually, virtually all the houses in Nigeria today have their own source of water supply.


Kaka: And houses are constructed with overhead water tanks as a major part of the architectural design.
Koko: Now we no longer have to worry about water bills and water rates.
Kaka: In fact Water Corporation is no longer a government agency that affects our day to day life. They can go on strike for a whole year and nobody will notice.
Koko: That’s why they don’t bother with strikes. They owe us, not the other way round. Our tax that goes into paying their salaries is our contribution to national survival and poverty alleviation,\

Kaka: Did you notice that when the Power Holding Company headquaters went up in flames two weeks ago, nobody batted an eyelid?
Koko: Big deal. It was the power PHCN was holding that imploded and set the office ablaze. Nigerians can’t be bothered with a burning NEPA or PHCN office. When they were not on fire, did we have electricity supply? Even the federal government is buying its own generators and generating its own power.
Kaka: Doesn’t that mean the government has no plan to give us light this year?
Koko: No. It means we should all borrow a leaf from the government and make alternative arrangements. Have you seen the battery-powered lanterns called Yar’Adua NEPA?

Kaka: I have four. I have two generators and part of my salary is dedicated to buying fuel so PHCN can go to blazes .
Koko: We shall arrest you if any other PHCN office catches fire.
Kaka: Good, even if PHCN can’t do anything else apart from withholding power from those who pay the taxes that help them feed their children, they can arrest me. That should be a matter of urgent national importance.
Koko: What else is in that budget, Mr Discovery?

Kaka: The Inspector General of Police said the Force needs N2.87tr to effectively police Nigeria. There is also a provision for N50m for the purchase of dogs and horses and another N767m to train the animals and maintain vehicles.
Koko: Lord have mercy! Dogs I know but what are the horses for? If they have bought them, they must slaughter them immediately anfd turn them to tinko (dried meat) with immediate effect and automatic alacrity. Wetin dey worry us sef?
Kaka: When you lapse into pidgin English, you are really angry. Don’t work yourself up yet. There is still the N8b for refreshment for National Assembly members.
Koko: We dey craze o?

Kaka: Excluding me, please.
Koko: Reps will spend N6.2b while the Senators will make do with N1.56b.
Kaka: All that for tea and biscuits?
Koko: And burger, shawarma. Coffee too?

Kaka: You are sure they will not suffer gastroenteritis and constipation considering the number of us that are suffering from hunger.
Koko: They have immunity, afterall they spent the same amount on meat pie last year and they are still alive. Nothing can kill those ones even if they eat raw naira notes.

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@poster done run go hammer the thing with the man because him no wan reply again oh oooo, Merry Christmas to everyone here

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na wa oh ooo, i still they wait responce of the gay guy who post this comment

na wa oh ooo, all the responces here are so funny, ppl always like talking of gay , @ the poster, i have seen that you're 100% gay and that's why he need you to test that ass , Waiting for your responce

@coolejjy, You're gay because if your ain't a gay, you won't post such things here, maybe you're in love with him

Ok thank you, i will try them

I ordered their card via their site (www.NaijaVirtualShop.Com) but their services is very poor and also they hidden their number to call when I tried to call them almost 6 times without them picking the calls, until I sent them message that I made a payment via their account. Right now, their English is very poor because the person that picked the call sound like a 18 years old guy then after they confirmed my payment, they told me to wait till 24 hours time. I pray they deliver what I paid for to me.

I need to know if anybody here have done any business with them before, if yes please post your comment here.

I ordered their card via their site (www.NaijaVirtualShop.Com) but their services is very poor and also they hidden their number to call when I tried to call them almost 6 times without them picking the calls, until I sent them message that I made a payment via their account. Right now, their English is very poor because the person that picked the call sound like a 18 years old guy then after they confirmed my payment, they told me to wait till 24 hours time. I pray they deliver what I paid for to me. Cheers