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What makes you think a man with this kind of specs will want a lad with tennis ball size bleast? 300k per month, that is rather demeaning.

pocohantas:
Like y'all disappoint to mention/quote me.
Fix yourselves first

Calm down madam,.don't fall apart on me! I know you will make a good wife and mother. I said you dont disappoint and I mean,.you will hit back with loaded repartee.You are passionate, a passionate person pours himself into what is important and make it work. No offence intended!

alexialin:
Oh ok

Mine is Mainland axis , Obanikoro.

Nice! Trust you enjoying the holiday?

alexialin:
Exactly that's Pride. Thanks
Nice to meet you too.
But where is fringe border of Lagos?

Berger axis!

alexialin:
Awwww


That's so nice of you.

At least, u are one supporter I have, compared to someone here, who says my statement reeks of pride.

Juxipter come and see ooo. you wey say am begining to sound proud

Shey u don hear nw?

GoldNiagara accepts my practical matured state of mind

That's it.

My dear, u truly understand where am coming from.

Yeah!

Am from delta but based in Lagos.. How about u?

Pride is when you don't accept superior arguments when you see one. It is my pleasure to meet you really. I am from Lagos, work in Lagos but live on the fringe border of Lagos.

alexialin:
Ok? But how does it relate to this topic

First, it is an indication that I agree 100 percent with your analysis. It is laced with practicality, knowledge, wit and display of feminine maturity.It relates to the topic as stated above. So I surrender and wish to know where this rarity issue from.

alexialin:
The sentence women are just like igbo got me laughing so hard, lol

Oh Lord.

My dear in this life, a better choice always comes up. You cant blame her for sucking another dude, because that dude she was sucking is her bf back then. And she can't just drop her bf, cos one guy is determined to woo her 4years!
You sef check am nah

Most babes with boyfriends, guys do woo them. So u can't tell me they should drop their existing bf to any guy who comes up to show interest. That Wil be highly gross and unfair to the existing bf. You sef won't like it nah, if your gf dump your assz or start cheating on you with any guy who is wooing steadily for 4years . You will say women are hoes . She did the right thing, stuck and stayed faithful to her bf, ignoring the 4years wooing bobo .

Which is normal and ideal but unfortunately at the end, her bf fucvked up. Which is not out of the ordinary.

Now, this guy now is behaving like Jagaban.

Abeg bust his Assz jor!

Better bobo will come, and this time no dulling.

Fear of the unknown is what's killing some people.

I Wil tell the babe, no fear! Whatever will be, will be.. Don't short change your happiness. If I were she, I won't even date the 4years wooing bobo. Cause I know, him coming back will not be pure. He go one do e own back.

Which is true.

There is this Hillson's song,.it goes like this: I surrender, I want to know you more, I surrender!

BeautifulSE:
Throwback to when IPOB youths said

FACEBOOK LOST $3 BILLION IN A DAY AFTER SHUTTING DOWN IPOB FACEBOOK PAGE.


http://www.may30.org/facebook-lost-3-billion-in-a-day-after-shutting-down-ipob-facebook-page/

https://www.nairaland.com/3447185/breaking-mark-zuckerberg-bows-pressure



I swear this is the funniest one so far

Just like the Gt bank losing 25 billion Naira and 2.7 million accounts closed in 24 hours.

edoboy33:
1 january 2017 became a millionairre.....thanks to cryptocurrency


march 2017 established two big pharmacies in Ikeja lagos



may2017 completed my mansion in my village


July 2017 bought a car for my mom


September 2017 enemies strucked had a terrible infection...well got employed at nafdac headquarters that year


0ct 2017 helped a nairalander with 100k


oct 2017 appointment as one of the 2019 media head campaign organiser for a political party
niche : Facebook/nairaland/twitter




DEC 2017 : got healed of my head infection....helped the nairalander who healed me with 200k

Pictures or adonbilivit.

pocohantas:
Like you'll make a good husband...mtcheeew. No go think ya own life.

Never disappoints!

sweetetlove:
oya award me na

What sort of award do you want?

alexialin:
Lol@ the statement above

Anyways op, one thing about guys is this.
If they keep chasing for many years , say like this 4years, he's didn't stop chasing even when he knows, the love he used to feel for u is gone. All he craves is just to bed you, even if it's once. He will then become calm and reclusive. All those years of chasing is not love o.
It's just, in his mind a girl cannot turn him down.

After the chase, have some rounds of sexx, he's mind is off. Any slight opportunity, he will make you break up with him. He won't breakup with u o.. But he will frustrate you to breakup.. That's how guys think.

Even if you had said yes pronto! There is still a chance the relationship won't end in marriage. It's a risk one takes. It either goes well OR goes south.
There's no formula in gearing it towards marriage.

So be prepared for tough moments ahead.

That's the plain truth.

If u meet a better guy, don't push him off. Study and if u like him, don't waste time.. Do the needful Cos this your guy ehnn, don taya.. So no need wasting time.. Just free the guy, if a better one comes along.

If I were the one, this your guy said something like that. My feelings Wil just die off.

Mo raye oshi.

No need deceiving ourselves.. I don't have time hoping on what I don't have control in.. Especially another human being feelings.

So think and be wise.

What if a better one never shows up. Forget it,why the guy was hanging around for 4 years,the babe was sucking another dude ...,the dude dumped her and She jumped onto that four year dolt.The guy could see through the ruse. Laid the girl few times and gave her the kick. Women are just like Igbo, always innocent and playing the victim card.

sweetetlove:
Don't play hard to get, play hard to forget

That makes a lot of sense. Love sensible women.

That is the Genesis of domestic violence, teaching a guy not to hit his sister, without teaching that girl also not to hit his brother. These kind of girls will slap their husbands without such training and domestic violence is unfurled. Teaching all children male or female to eschew violence except in self defence.

Statsocial:
lol i dont even give the freeze and his minions much attention.

It is always easier to know when the devil is campaigning. Once i saw Atheists, Muslims and some Judases in the Church agreeing with Freeze i knew it could never be to the benefit of Christ or His Church. Am i supposed to be so naive to believe Atheist and Muslims are trying to sanitize the church of God.

As i would always say the debate between the Serpent And Eve accurately describes what is happening to the church today. They are talking as if they have us at heart or are in love with us so much that they don't want us cheated but their will is that our churches must crumble-what better way for it to crumble than for it to be defunded. but just like Eve many are carried away without really knowing the motivation behind those who are arguing against the church. If Eve was aware of the Devil's will for her offsprings and humanity she would have run without her legs touching the ground but unfortunately she debated and ended up trading the lives of billions of her offsprings that would walk the earth. She thought she was only being ENLIGHTENED.

So I don't care how beautiful or reasonable your argument is. Once I can't clarify your interest or motives then I'm not interested in debating or arguing.

When I meet my true siblings in Christ in our Churches or homes who I am sure her lovers of Christ and his Church then I can unload all the explanations I have. There I would be willing to learn. Then I can express my reservations if any. Then I can take criticisms of the Church because I know it is coming from the heart of a true worshipper not someone that probably has not stepped into a church in five years and his online foot soldiers that are most likely inspired by the Devil and his Demons.

As i have said before and i would reiterate i would rather run the risk of being defrauded than my church crumbling. The TREASURE of a MAN lies where his HEART his-Jesus Christ.

Brilliant and insightful piece.

stanluiz:
Pain hater go and die eddiot.

He pain the wet fart!

industrialist and Chairman of Innoson Nigeria Limited, may have succeeded playing the victim with his arrest, on Tuesday, by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), but there are clear indications that he attempted to defraud Guaranty Trust Bank (GTBank) through forgery of documents. Mr. Chukwuma was released on bail on Thursday. Part of Mr. Chukwuma's success manifested in his arrest being promoted as an ethnically biased move as well as one to hamper a local industrialist. Social media platforms have continued to fizz with this narrative, with many users threatening to close their accounts with GTBank and urging others to do same.
GTBank, Chukwuma's supporters argued, is out to do Mr. Chukwuma and Innoson Motors in because of his ethnicity.
The saga dates back to 2009, when GTBank, with which Innoson Motors is a customer, granted the auto assembly company a series of credit facilities totaling N2.4 billion. The loans represented part-finance and working capital for the importation of new motorcycles, motorcycle spare parts, agricultural machinery spare parts and plastic manufacturing equipment.
Sources told SaharaReporters that under the loan terms agreed by Mr. Chukwuma on behalf of Innoson, proprietary interest in the imported items was exclusively consigned in favor of the GTBank.
This, in strict terms, means that the bank owned the imported goods. As such, the original shipping documents (Bills of Lading), exclusively obtained by SaharaReporters, sources further disclosed, were duly held by GTBank and remain in its possession.
On account of the bank's exclusive ownership of the goods, explained those knowledgeable about the transaction, only it can transfer ownership to Innoson or any other party.
A condition in the loan agreement for the release of the goods by the bank to Innoson was the payment of 25% of the value of each Letter of Credit transaction by the auto assembly company.
SaharaReporters learned the Mr. Chukwuma, on behalf of Innoson, approached GTBank requesting the release of the shipping documents without fulfilling the condition requiring him to pay payment the agreed 25% of the value of each letter of credit. On account Innoson's failure to meet the condition in the agreement, the bank turned down the request.
What followed stunned and riled the bank. It discovered in June 2011 that the shipping documents for goods it declined to release to Innoson because of its failure to meet the agreed conditions had fraudulently been obtained by Innoson.
SaharaReporters learned that Innoson, on the instruction of its Chairman, had forged GTBank’s endorsement on the Bills of Lading to the shipping line, fraudulently clearing the imported items, which consigned to the bank.
This means that being the property of the bank, the items should never have been cleared from the ports without the bank endorsing the original shipping documents in favor of Innoson or any third party.
What Innoson did, revealed sources, was to forge the signatures of Messrs Taofeek Olalere, Dan Attah, Bunmi Adeyemi and Amazu Amalachukwu, all GTBank staff, as well as the bank’s stamp on all the shipping documents to clear the goods at the ports. Insiders said the bank never endorsed or transferred the shipping documents to Innoson, as their original copies remain in the bank’s possession.
Displeased, the bank reported the matter to the Police, to which, insiders further said, Mr. Chukwuma told that the documents were released to him by the bank. The Nigerian Police launched an investigation into the bank’s complaint. This took in a forensic examination of the signatures on the documents and established that they were forged by Mr. Chùkwuma and his accomplices to fraudulently clear the goods the Nigerian Ports Authority (NPA).
Police sources said what they knew was that Innoson and Mr. Chukwuma deliberately designed a scheme to steal from the goods from the bank through forgery and misrepresentation. The theft of the goods, which served as the bank’s collateral, left a debt in excess of N1.6billion as at September 26, 2012.
The Innoson Chairman was arrested and interrogated the EFCC. After the interrogation, EFCC sources disclosed, he agreed to make monthly payments into Innoson’s account until his company's indebtedness to the bank is completely liquidated.
However, that agreement was breached, said sources. In September 2013, GT Bank expressed its disappointment by petitioning the Police, which deemed Mr. Chukwuma culpable. He was subsequently charged to court.
The case (No. FHC/L/565C/2015) is currently pending before Justice J. Faji of the Federal High Coury, Ikoyi, Lagos. The Police slammed charges of fraudulent clearance of goods, forgery, illegal conversion, stealing and conspiracy on Innoson Nigeria Limited, Mr. Chukwuma, Charles Chukwuma, Maximian Chukwura, Mitsui Osk Lines and Annajekwu Sunny. At the last proceedings, the matter was adjourned to November 21, 2017 for arraignment/or hearing of a motion for issuance of Bench Warrant.
Innocent Chukwuma
Innoson would later approach GT Bank for a reconciliation of his account and pleaded for debt forgiveness.
The bank agreed and reconciliation was carried out on the account, which had a debit balance of N1,654,481,895.04 as at December 31, 2011. On account of the conciliatory posture by Mr. Chukwuma and EFCC intervention, GTBank, said authoritative sources, agreed to forego the N559m, which represented default charges that had accrued on the account and debited in line with the loan agreement it and Innoson.
On the basis of this, the bank decided to accept from Innoson the sum of N1.095billion as full and final payment of the company's indebtedness to the bank with the proviso that it must be paid in full not later than (30) days from the date of the letter written conveying the decision was written to Innoson.
Innoson, however, would stun the bank again when it filed a suit (No: FHC/AWK/CS/2012) against the bank at the Federal High Court, Awka, Anambra State, claiming that its account with the bank had been debited for excess charges totaling N559,374,072.09. He obtained a judgment in excess of N4.7billion against the bank from a judge said to be his ally.
This was despite breaching the amicable agreement between the company and the bank for a full and final settlement of N1,095,107,822.95, which saw the bank forgo the sum of N559,374,072.09, which accrued on its account during the period which he abandoned it.
To stall the criminal proceedings against him and his company, Mr. Chukwuma instituted suits at the Federal High Court, Abuja, as well as the Federal High Court, Awka in January 2014 against the Inspector- General of Police, Nigeria Police Force and investigating officer(s), seeking declaratory and injunctive reliefs, including orders restraining the Police from commencing criminal proceedings against him and his company.
To thwart the bank’s recovery bid as well as distract it from focusing on the criminal action and civil actions filed for recovery of the debt, Mr. Chukwuma and his company, revealed sources, have continued to institute lawsuits before various courts, claiming frivolous and outrageous sums against the bank.
Giving reasons for Mr. Chukwuma's arrest, the EFCC, in a statement signed by Mr. Wilson Uwujaren, its spokesman, Mr. Chukwuma refused to respond to invitations by the commission after initially being granted administrative bail by the commission, while his surety could also not be found. He was also said to have resisted arrest.
“Unfortunately, the industrialist resisted arrest and stirred controversy by bringing six truck-loads of thugs to block the entrance to his Plot W1, Industrial Layout, Abakaliki Road, Emeni, Enugu, home.
“This was after he initially misled the Police Command by informing them that his home had been invaded by armed robbers and kidnappers despite the fact that operatives of the commission duly identified themselves to policemen guarding his home," said the EFCC.
His thugs added the commission, assaulted its operatives, forcing the EFCC to call its Enugu office for reinforcement.
“In all of this, the commission’s operatives acted with decorum and civility. No one was manhandled or assaulted by the EFCC team and not a single shot was fired, despite the provocation.
“Chief Chukwuma and his brother, Charles Chukwuma (who is still at large), are being investigated by the Insurance and Capital Market Fraud Section of the Commission’s office in Lagos over matters bordering on N1, 478, 366, 859.66 fraud and forgery.
"The industrialist, among other infractions, allegedly used forged documents to secure tax waivers,” said the commission.
GT Bank, on Thursday, released a guarded statement, saying it would not want to speak about some of the allegations because they are already before the courts. It, however, maintained that it would take necessary legal steps when its rights are infringed upon.
What the bank did not say, explained sources, was that in responding to Innoson’s motion for a stay of criminal proceedings at the Court of Appeal, Justice J.S Ikyegh, on September 17, dismissed the motion as unmeritorious and ordered that proceeding in the criminal case against Innoson should proceed.
A Copy of the Bill of Lading in possession of GT Bank that Mr. Innocent Chukwuma allegedly forged
On October 12, the Police filed an application (No. FHC/L/565C/2015) for the issuance of bench warrant against Mr. Chukwuma, Charles Chukwuma and Annajekwu Sunny for fraudulent clearance of goods, forgery, conversion, stealing and conspiracy presently pending before Federal High Court, Ikoyi, Lagos.
The current hoopla quickly became political as Mr. Chukwuma mobilized lawmakers in the Senate who in turn began pushing an ethnic narrative over his arrest and detention by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission. Sources told Saharareporters that Mr. Chukwuma had become a law unto himself, using political connections to circumvent official scrutiny. They said during ex-President Goodluck Jonathan’s era, Mr. Chukwuma was untouchable. During one of his court cases in Lagos, A federal judge who appears to be at his mercy of Mr. Chukwuma’s lawyers Justice Saliu Saidu of the Federal High Court in Lagos had to warn him that he would not be intimidated.
After his arrest by the EFCC, the forces against the anti-corruption Czar, Ibrahim Magu at the Nigerian Senate came out of the woodworks, even with the Senate President, Bukola Saraki making a ridiculous assertion with a rhetoric question on the floor of the Senate wondering if the FBI would intervene in a dispute between Ford Motors and an American bank.
The worsen the case of official collusion with Mr. Chukwuma, the Attorney General of the Federation, Abubakar Malami claimed he had not been briefed about Mr. Chukwuma legal issues, but a cursory check shows that the police is prosecuting Chukwuma through the office of the AGF.
Yesterday, a lawsuit filed by lawyers before Justice Rabiu-Shagari of the Federal High Court in Lagos by Mr. Chukwuma's lawyers challenging his detention through a fundamental rights enforcement lawsuit was curiously withdrawn by his lawyers, a sign that he had achieved his objectives using his political connections to bully his bank and browbeat the courts and law enforcement agencies investigating the case of forgery against him.
Bill-Of-Lading-Innoson.pdf DEC 23, 2017 Innoson vs GT Bank: How Industrialist Defrauded Bank And Bullied The EFCC, The Police And Courts With his Political Connections
Mr. Innocent Chukwuma, the Anambra-born industrialist and Chairman of Innoson Nigeria Limited, may have succeeded playing the victim with his arrest, on Tuesday, by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), but there are clear indications that he attempted to defraud Guaranty Trust Bank (GTBank) through forgery of documents. Mr. Chukwuma was released on bail on Thursday. Part of Mr. Chukwuma's success manifested in his arrest being promoted as an ethnically biased move as well as one to hamper a local industrialis

Igbo celebrating a mediocre and a criminal! So he has been using Afonja money to couple vehicles. Little wonder Igbos want die for Lagos. Don't worry Afonja Gt bank will soon take over innoson is an hostile take over. You people will still have a lot to wail about. Go and ask Etisalat.

SAMBARRY:
for yourself

ALL these my closet stalkers and admirers sef camouflaging as bitter haters sef

You always have exaggerated opinion of yourself! it is a good thing. I admit I admire your uniqueness. I can't hate you, don't even know you. Compliment of the seasons to you and Wura that is a nice name by the way. Much love!

SAMBARRY:

Proudly razz
Proudly beechy

Hiya

raker300:
Jst made a couple of calls appealing to my friends with gtb accounts to close them...

I can attest to @least 6 accounts closed in gtb as of today...

#boycottgtb

All those making Gtbank banking hall crowdy

tashashiel:
get sense, even if it's common sense !!!

You bare your breast and you expect the guy to see your face and not the breast.

bola565:
Today I saw two blind people fighting then I shouted

"I'm supporting the one with the knife",

they both ran away�

lols

Campusity:
This simply means that the courts cannot intervene in the matter concerning the dress code for the bar graduation. It can be resolved within the organisation by internal mechanisms to decide what to do and follow.

But the call to bar procedures is handled by a government organisation ie the Council for Legal Education not an association like the Nigerian Bar Association which the court ruling is referring to.

The courts may intervene in this case...

The implication is our dear activist is not a fit and proper person to be called and the authority cited by op.means the court can't even help her. See where impulsive action has landed her.

Martin0:
WARNING:

Guys: Some women have been through hell and still standing. So if you're only interested in sleeping with her, then be a man about it, and let her know. Don't pretend to be interested in having a relationship with her when all you really want is sex. Instead, Tell her the truth! Let her decide if she wants to sleep with a full grown pig or not. Don't be heartless and cruel and rape her soul with your lies. After all, She deserves a man who will give her his heart, not his lies.

You were making sense until you use the word full grown pig.

HeWrites:
Lady Who Tattooed Wizkid’s Face On Her Body, Says Its Permanent Vows Never To Get Married; Wizkid Is Looking For Her

A Nigerian lady and an apparent die-hard fan of Wizkid, Diana, tattooed his face and name on her back and according to her, the tattoo is permanent and she has no regrets having it!

When asked what she thinks her future husband will feel upon discovering her tattoo of Wizkid on her back, she said;
‘Am so in love with Wizkid that I have no intention of even getting married’

http://www.torimill.com/2017/12/lady-who-tattooed-wizkids-face-on-her.html

May God answer all our prayers!

This is stupidity on steroid. You seek for on social media. God bless you real good.

Rolex67:
No, but you getting fat everyday especially your face.

Her head looks massive.

Tyrabarbara:
osheeee dominic. i wonder who services her after all the media facade. who is fvvking you? if you are a nairalander, quote me and tell me. we all know who fvcks toke. even though she went from dark to light. dats v.e.c.

Point the gun at yourself. so who is f..king you also?We all want to know.

God raised the dead not the prophet. Correction!

Ifedayo45:
If Atiku (or anybody the PDP presents as a presidential candidate) is the only alternative to Buhari, then Buhari’s victory in 2019 will be a definite shoo-in, and that’s terrible for the future of Nigeria. As a political party, PDP is a hopelessly damaged brand. It’s too soon to forget the agonizing blight that the party inflicted on Nigeria. However one tries, it’s hard to get past the insufferable arrogance, insensitivity, and impunity of the henchmen of PDP. To be sure, APC (which is actually old PDP in a new bottle) is continuing where PDP stopped. In fact, APC is a crueler, less transparent, and more sinister monster than its older PDP brother. That’s why presenting Nigerians with a choice between PDP and APC is a cruel Hobson’s choice; it’s like a choice between six and half a dozen, between evil and evil. Any selection or deflection would be a distinction without a difference.

Like Buhari, Atiku has no new ideas, is barely educated, is deeply invested in the same retrograde politics of patronage that has held us back, disdains the poor (recall his boast about how his private secondary school students speak better English than UniZik students who are products of public schools?), and is a classic flip-flopper. When he wants to wrest power from southern politicians, he is a closed-minded northern chauvinist, but when his opponent is a northerner, he suddenly transmutes into an exhibitionistic nationalist, playing to the (southern) gallery. It reminds one of Buhari’s theatrical and faux nationalism in 2015 that saw him donning the symbolic ethnic attires of numerous Nigerian ethnicities, even going so far as to attend church functions, but we all know what he has turned out to be.

But why hasn’t any transformational, forward-thinking, truly educated, and energetic non-career politician emerged yet as a presidential contender? Why is our country’s fate perpetually left in the hands of insouciant, doddering, uninspiring, incompetent, and provincial gerontocrats who have no earthly clue what it takes to govern a modern, multi-ethnic nation?

As it stands now, if fractured and feuding PDP is the only alternative to Buhari’s APC, I can bet the farm that Buhari’s second term would be a blowout. I hope I am wrong because I doubt that Nigeria can survive 4 more years of Buhari’s dreadful ineptitude. This is the time for a fresh, viable third force to emerge. I have no idea who that would be, but I know it wouldn’t be the usual suspects; it must not be from the same cast of cancerous characters that have held sway in our polity these past 18 years.

Only alternative, please I am a better alternative to both of them combined. retract that statement nke.

Mrop:
The vice president Prof Osinbajo pictured with the gov of osun State Governor Akeredolu and also the governor of Oyo state Governor Abiola Ajimobi in a funny pose.

Please guys give this pics the best caption…… Let’s have fun


Gist from Praizeupdates

http://www.praizeupdates.com/caption-this-adorable-moment-of-vp-osinbajo-and-gov-akeredolu-with-gov-ajimobi/

Ndi Afonja! Afonja Amaka.