₦airaland Forum

Sooo true........ When 8 departments in college had to stay in nslt1 for lectures. Mehnnn..year 1 was crazy.

rane06:
Reminds me of chm101 Unical, crazy

Oh yes he did...
The project was 100% funded by Afican EXIM bank with GT bank assistance and the money was to be paid back in about 5years.

Leave CRS to us mate...we know our sleeping governor better.

Duke was the real deal.

anonimi:
Would you know if the former governor, Duke completed PAYMENT for the metro/ light rail before he left office

All of you commending Liyel 'sleeping' Imoke for this project know nothing about CRS.
This was the last legacy Donald Duke left for himself before leaving office in 2007. It was designed to link margaret ekpo airport with tinapa and environs.
Its a shame that the coaches just arrived after 8years and the sleeping clown wants to take all the glory...smh

The comment i have been waiting for...
Efik edi ata mbakara nne.....

Queenybliss:
indeed "efik EDI mbakara" em proud 2 b a dauta of d soil

Get your facts right ma'am.
Efiks even the illiterates in the village dont do that.
Coming from a Calabarian...

glin:
Op u forgot to add that they circumcise their female children.
Which is too bad!

How their thievery began

No hope for GEJ again...abeg

DOG is EBUA, ewa is someone's name in efik.
Also OYOT = bushrat
INIM = parrot

PrettyEmy:
Make me follow represent my tribe

GOAT = EBOT
CATTLE = UFENE
COW = ENANG
HORSE = ENANG
RAT = EKPU/EKU
SQUIRREL = AYIOD
DOG = EWA/EBUA
CAT = ANWA
SHEEP = ERUNG
PIG = EDI
LION = EKPE
LEOPARD AND TIGER = EKPE
ELEPHANTS = ENIN
MONKEY = EBUK
CHIMPANZEE = IDOIK
SNAIL = EKWONG
SNAKE = UDUK IKOT
LIZARDS = AKPOK
CROCODILE = AFIOM
FROG = IQUOD
CHICKEN = UNEN
DUCK = AWOWO
TURTLE = IKID/IKUT
VULTURE = UTERE
EAGLE = EKAMBA INUEN
ANT = AKPA ISONG
EARTH WORM = UTUNG
COCKROACHES = MFEM
HOUSE FLY = NSUNG
MOSQUITO = ABONG
BEE = AKWOK
CRAB = ISOBO
MILLIPID = ETIM
RABBIT = EKPU MBAKARA
MOUSE = EKPU/EKU
OWL = NKID IKID
WOOD PECKER = EBU NKAKAD
FISH = IYAK

Calabarian/Akwa ibomite u can add yours o

When i first saw the post & op's moniker, i thought it was another sunday joke but on reading the passages he quoted, i realized it wasnt a joke.
Well...i pray we are never pushed by any of life's storms and trials into the Unclad mood!

Zi:
This news plus the woman whose left breast was cut off makes me ask: Is Nigeria still redeemable?

For a start, Pls can any NGO come up with the gospel of "The ills of Jungle Justice".

Nna mehnnnn!

its so sad man....how people could be soooo cruel to one another. Almost cried when i saw that pic!

This reminds me of the cadaver i dissected in my pre-clinical days, nigga was shot in the chest. How am i sure he wasnt also....... Well never mind.!

Then you didnt have to worry about 6packs n abs......see this nepa-wire men forming swag too.

Is that PINK trousers am seeing? Well....never mind

nathdim:
I go Online with etisalat payg with only 400 naira I can download files worth 5gb and watch live matches live news and even download the latest TV series under 2 hours

bro...please how do you do it?

Mehnnn...na knorr maggi wrapper i been dey use do ball o.
E get 1 year wey pepsi use real players - beckham,nedved,r.carlos, ronaldo delima pictures on cantas. My cantas team that year been get swag die!
I stop to play the game after my js3 holz.
Good old days.... *smiles*

Mama pikin...its not the end of the world. Dont reject your own flesh/blood. Contact Joyce Meyer's charity - Hand of Hope Intl, they will gladly accept the boy.

And no one ask what 12M was doing at an airport in this cashless era....
Nne...you should be duly rewarded for your kind act.

See her wide smile... Congrats girl!

yemivictor:
What do you mean? Mrs Idibia tried it and it worked for her.

You don't get sir! MRs Idibia was 2face's 1st....when he was still hustling as an upcoming aRtiste, even after all his escapades with hopeful, fame-seeking babymamas, she waited patiently n 2baba made her No1. Most of todays babymama's pop a baby with the hope that they can hook you down with a baby.

You guys don't get!
Naija lecturers will definitely make sure they are not up to 100 on that list. 4.4 & 4.3 things.....lol


GEJ....I see you! AnotheR pre-election awoof! It will shock you this time, Nigerians are no longeR gullible!

kennygee:
Oga. Read your comment again and tell me if this is the tribalistic world you hope to create for your kids.

The Okoyes, didn't they have baby mamas before marrying them, Flavour, Patoranking, Timaya etc.

Just cause he hasn't married this one doesn't mean he wont.

Who are you to judge?

No be your fault sha, if ladies obeyed the bible and said NO to premarital sex, you no go come here dey run your mouth anyhow.

My dear...if only Ladies would stop thinking n hoping 'There's a chance, I can be the one, ok let me tie him down with a baby'
Cos to be sincere, the whole babymama thing is getting irritating

onatisi:
yes and no. But why do u want to export when we can't even satisfy local demand?

I already got the LOCAL covered.
I want to go Int'l now, rake in quick bucks with this current naira devaluation!
Yes/No??

onatisi:
I believe agricultural product is the easiest and fastest.

But you can't export POULtRY products, can you? Cos others are more like long-term plan

All I'm thinking of now is what to start exporting....
I envy our brotheRs in Onitsha & Aba

Thank U

InterestiNg

iyatrustee:
The disparity between educated and non educated hausa's is just unforgivable. Haba! The groom fine sha



So long the Op is lalastical, Dis flight is front page bound!

TRUER words have more neveR been said!
So kaikai is actually a place.... We learn everyday! LMAO

Its especially worse if u're medically inclined - as in you know your anatomy so well that in 1 sweeping glance, u have imagined everything there is in her body! *sigh*
Nowadays, I try not to look, not to think & most importantly preoccupy my mind with other +ve thoughts! #GodHelpUs

A tRained Nigerian DR selling toilet paper in Spain! Mehnnn...the hustle is real!
God bless ur hustle good Nigerian

Mehnn....cos of OP, I would have entered 1 chance with firstbank or GTBank.
Now I know betteR, thank God foR NL!