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wayne4loan:
u are enjoying the attention

What attention please .abeg leave ,I qm bigger than that bro

nNEOo:
Op i just the pray make e no b anything related to english you the teach them.....graduates that cannot construct a simple sentence void of gramatical error are the reason why our education system is under funded,that being said,i hope you are nt expecting some1 as stupid as i am to blv this story.

Truely stupid , but I am not asking your stupid brain to believe ,just profound solution if there's any cause your stupidity is grade one ...

theapeman:
just say you won fvck them!


well! the best sensation you will ever have is actually fvcking your students while there uniform is on! and there are so flesh.


don't miss out on this! let your dicck feel that tightness if you are actually fvcking without condom, but I will advised you use condom! you ain't want their mamas running down to there school and shouting who pregnant my daughter! do you?


be the teacher them want you to be and teach them real sex education with practical aspect
ALWAYS USE CONDOM.....

One morally weak soul spotted ...save your advice bro .......tell that to sex starve

imdeymolee:
Lol � your case is even better. Come to my ppa. You will thank God. Anyway it's a nice and sweet experience brother

Lolz .......I wick for this kid of nowadays

Bism:
Very easy bro. I dont think you are strict that much because it would show from the first day ou are in class with them. I also tought female student too and i regreted it till today. The guy show more respect and assist you with some little daily chores but the girls cause you trouble because you are not to friendly with them. Do your duties well anyone that misbehave fellow the college standard as i did by sending them out of the class. Before you know it discipline would be restored. I would have showed you all the tactics I used but my phone battery is down.

Wow....I can't wait to read more , please do charge and come help a brother .....

Bro, the boys ain't helping at all , they have their own lapses. Bring nude magazine to school ..some time when I act , they call it busy body that I am not the first corp member and bla bla bla ....I had to free a bit so they won't black mail me ,cause the whole school complaining already making me seem like an alian.

MhizzAJ:
Al these male corpers self

Hey pretty, we still have some few with exceptional moral behaviour. Quote me any day .

vivalavida:
I doubt the veracity of this tales by moonlight.

But if what u wrote is the real scenario on ground, u need to switch style. U have to become scary to them. Flog the shit outta any erring student and give them punishments. They will start fearing u. Ur smiling too much with them. That's why a jss 3 student will attempt to shake ur hand

The issue is as true as presented ....I ain't lying thumbs anyway

hardbody:
What i read was that the girl wrote the question and the answers. Don't always approach a topic with a biased mind else you won't see the fine points.

God bless you sir

oldfoolnigger:
God bless u sir..many people would have jumped into this 'apple' opportunity


End time children.. spank them on the buttocks,arrant nonsense

Thumbs..I was actually rejected from my main place of primary assignment cause it a girls school , when the principal saw me , she had to deliberate a while and finally told me No, I quietly left , she didn't know I am far from what she's thinking ,behind the black board ,I personally know I am meant to build character , shape destiny and impact knowledge anything contrary is absurd...

Thanks once more

laribari:
Me just tire for the Mata oo! Don't know what to believe again self. Under what subject do you ask SS3 what is liquid milk and what is bleep room?

Anyways I see nothing wrong with the answers she gave because those were stupid questions. Which one is liquid milk? I thought milk is milk whether liquid or powder form. Then bleep room? Haba, op abeg get sense naa.


If you don't flirt with those children they won't give you such an answer.

Another fake story spotted.

I am not asking you to forcefully believe ,I just need a mature solution not this your childish talk Mr . For the benefit of doubt , I asked them something diff. In fact that was not the answer to my question as a matter of fact she got the answer , that thing she wrote was in the front page of her note book close to her name , where I can easily see it .....

So, I guess your opinion here is totally ......you know the rest

freakthingz:
Mtscheww better report that nonsense to the principal or threaten them with disciplinary action

Okay sir

boxymccoy:
Start preaching to them and praying with them, most especially before teaching them

Thanks ...noted

Franly speaking all the female best man I have seen so far are usually cute .


The recent wedding that's trending online , the bride happens to be a lecturers cousins , so we were discussing when some of my colleagues said they female best man is a total miss, for me its cool and it equally add colour to an event .......I wasn't done when someone said its a sin before God ...


Nairalanders what's your take about The female best man thing ...


Lalasticlala

Please i seriously need answers to this question.

Please how do I stop my from student lusting over me!!I happened to be the only corp member in my school ,often time most of the student girls precisely usually do some crazy stuff in fact funny rather .

I am one person who believe in diligence to the core , at first I was very strict to them cause I sensed something of this nature will emerge , when they started complaining of my strictness I had to free my self a bit but guess what funny behaviours ...

One in SS1 the biggest always looking in fact countless eye contact then she will smile ...

J.s 3 one brought hand to shake me I declined but unfortunatly a teacher saw the scenario and then said, you have to be careful with this student they are something else..

S.s 3 the worst , so many funny behavior, I do take them lesson , if I want to leave ,they will be like are you going sir bye bye take care .

I asked them to submit their lesson note for an assignment given , could you believe that one of the student ,wrote what is liguid milk and she answered liquid milk is a sperm found in condom . the second question she asked is what is Bleep room and she answered Bleep room is where Bleep activities are being done ......she wrote it where I can easily set my eyes on ....

One saw me at my street junction and asked sir is this where you stay I answered yea genuinely only for she to ask what number that she wants to come visit then I told her no need cause I don't welcome such ..

Lastly , I was having class with them ss3 so while writing on the board they started discussing this sir is cute bla bla bla , I pretended I didn't hear them ...

I am one person who believe in diligence in discharging my duties , to make matter worse I am dating , I don't even think of cheating , when I was in school one of my colleagues openly told me to bleep her but I refuse cause I promised my babe faithfulness, I rather masturbate than cheat ...


Please this is not to blow my wristle but to seek a mature way to handle this kid ....

I am thinking of writing the school for retainment immediately after service so I won't stay idle a day after service , why I hunt for a good job from there .....

Please profound solution

Seriously I don't know where to create this topic.

Fellow nairalanders , its so painful that we live in a society where anything goes.

The reason for this thread is that , I want to ignite the people of agip estate portharcourt to stage a protest concerning the incremeant of NEPA bill. Of recent bills has being something else , in fact the average house pays beyond the country minimum wage , everyone has been silent why some murmuring without taking any drastical step.

Most houses pay above 20k , my house for instance is 22k just too flat , what are we using ?just normal applaniances , when you request for prepaid meter they will tell you its not available.

This thing started not too long maybe 3years ago, before now they are houses NEPA don't cut their light cause of bill , my house for instance but recently reverse is the case ...the bill is much .so many people can't cope what they do is to join after each cut by NEPA and nobody is talking ...

I personally want to drop a notice to the neighbourhood , asking them to contribute 500# for each compand so we mobile youth and stage a protest to our local NEPA office , then to the head quarter and if nothing is being done then we will have to write to our local government for a review and sensitalization.

My fear ;I don't want this project to be hijack by hoodlums ...


Please I need advice and contribution on what step to take .....though I am a corp member and we where asked not to protest during our year of service but I think I will disguise my self as a corp member cause I feel it just too unjust to pay such illegal increament ...

NEPA is now a big concern in my neighborhood..


Please advice me ...


Lalasticlala

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Lalasticaca

Mynd 54

Seun

Fyniestbio

All I see is just a guy looking for an humble partner, while the avarega educated girl forming genius ...but wait oh!! What do I know self?



Just a nairalander trying to deduce that post

Mr if you are legally married, go with her to the camp and yell the camp director that's she's a month pregnant and that she is too soft and can't undergo the stress of camp.... They will let her go immediately after she does her camp registration.... The last day of camp she can go collect her posting letter.....

Worry not bro

Sterix10:
Ok bro,i stop here
I will b waiting for ur heartbreak thread

N next time don't expose ur girl on open media like this

Till then bro..... But I mUst say, I got a loyal girl, though break up is normal.

Pidginwhisper:
No worry,we go help you book space for heartbreak/Lamentation thread coz u go need am later

Funny you.... So I look like a guy who can't walk up to a girl after break up..... In fact break up is normal though I don't want it and won't pray for such cause we have gone a long way.....


Whatever way.... Life goes one........ Not to brag but just want to let you know that girls are many... Our almost 3years relationship I have turn down more than three girls making advance on me

Sterix10:
Did she visit u some months back
This is getting interested,she told me she based in PH

You have nothing to say.... She do visit almost every month. Again, I gave her instructions to tell her facebook friends that she based at ph....


I still wants to challenge you more, you know nothing about her

Sterix10:
I can't say much,all I know is dat she base in Port Harcourt

Lolz you saw her with me then...she only comes to visit me at port Harcourt... In fact you don't know her........ And we both go out togther when ever she visit, except she goes out to get something close to my house. Or that's what she told you on facebook....

Sterix10:
Op
I know dis babe
Hmmmm,lemme just keep quiet

Which my Bro own or mine? If it's mine, I challenge you to speak up.... You know nothing bad of her..... In fact you don't know her..... Please those saying you know her, speak up, if she's a good girl let the public know instead of saying I know her.... What do you know about her!!!

sunshineG:
bro your babe make sense die

Thank you boss... Between my Bro babe and mine who is more prettier

Dasherz:
nna guy you just spanked ya babe's ass too hard bruh

she's cute

Brotherly thank you.... But which is prettier between my Bro babe and mine

tosyne2much:
Your babe fine ooo bro

Thanks man.... So, between my Bro babe and mine who's more prettier

RoyalBlak007:
♤ Worry not bro! Worry not

[color=#F5A215]♤ You say she a good girl....no doubt... nobody's arguing bout that , #Peace [/color]

Alright Bro

Pidginwhisper:
Mumu talk The one wey carry HIV give her Bf of 7yrs sef na once a faithful girl till the guy go do HIV test. Run go front page go read am...every girl na potential hoe who dem neva catch yet

I was having your thoughts Mr not until I met my babe and some other good girl.... I have seen that thread you are talking about.. But we still have good girls Mr..... Except you wants to tell me all girls are cheat of which I will gladly debunk... Cheers

Pidginwhisper:
Mumu talk The one wey carry HIV give her Bf of 7yrs sef na once a faithful girl till the guy go do HIV test. Run go front page go read am...every girl na potential hoe who dem nelva catch yet

You haven't meet a good girl then........ I was having your thoughts not until I met her and some other good girl...... Cheers

RoyalBlak007:
♤ This is the other side of sharing pictures on social media.."You don't know who's watching"

[color=#F5A215]♤Since the girl no offend me before....and this guy wey claim say na im babe sef no offend me.... I'll just be in ONE CORNER [/color]

Bro I still wants to challenge you to speak up, you may probably know her through facebook or in school nothing more....

I have a good girl.