₦airaland Forum

doctorkush:
whar sort of question is this
He already said he plays candy crush ...

you guys get no chills.... of course no sane person will play games all day can't someone enjoy some leisure time again ni

boiz2men:
Just an innocent question. What do you do all day?

I work during working hours, and play some games at my leisure

sweetetlove:
am in level 2383 in 4 pics 1 word, i play my daily puzzles everyday, my only fear is I can't backup the game.

wow!!! respect oooo

Airforce1:
And tomorrow when you see your mates making it you be like 'How did he made his money'

Africans are so Africans Sha.....everything must be work, and am yet to see ur name on millionaire chat ever since you've been working

Airforce1:
And tomorrow when you see your mates making it you be like 'How did he made his money'

Africans are soon Africans share.....everything must be work, and am yet to see ur name on millionaire chat ever since you've been working

Purebeerry:
Twale baba, you jobless die.

that someone plays game means he's jobless?? e pele ooo miss jobful

sweetetlove:
I remember when I was so addicted to this candy crush, thank God am so over it. 4 pics 1 word and traffic racers are my favorite

I don pass 1300 for 4pics 1word and am using the fastest car in traffic racer
I play 4pics daily play Atleast everyday, and traffic racer once in a while now

neloyah:
Let me introduce you to kdramas then,so you can use your phone on other things

oya sharp sharp ooo

neloyah:
woah..you're a genius then..

it's just addiction ooo

thanta:
I wonder what will happen when you eventually have a girlfriend.. You'll most likely get addicted to playing with her boobs.. Your achievement in candy crush is crazy tho.. I had to delete.. The game is for patient people

ghen ghen..... sorry to shock you, am married ooo, and she complains of my Candy crush addiction too

neloyah:
I deleted this game from my phone,Subway surf all the way...

Ohh and I love Highway rider too♥

even that Subway surf self, my highest score stands at over 13 million..... moved from the subway to this crush

Lemme start by saying amma game person, I find it super easy to adapt to any game and play very very well. But when I like/love a particular game, I get so addicted.
When I started playing Candy crush, I used to look at people at the upper levels and would wonder when I'll get there...... But right now, I'm the world champion on candy crush.

I've played this game such that Candy crush is having to put me on pause mode because there are no more levels right now

Now I really feel they should start paying me

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This is the best design I've seen this year

A Twitter user @__faexo shared this embarrassing story of how hardcore porn was broadcast in the house of God.

Apparently, the church had just taken delivery of pre-owned computers which were donated to help the work of God

see uncut image here [warning 18+)

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hey guys.....ain't my fault that I couldn't upload pictures that I am supposed to.

and I woulda deleted the post but nairaland does not enable that

based on logistics or experience or whatever you guys wanna call it, I sincerely wanna ask you guys this sincere question; do you do this

ladies in the house, does your guy do this?? please speak based on experience ooo....

but that reply is epic and bae sha

prevailer247:
Please guys i have been admitted to pharmacy in ANSU but i am already doing med/sug through JUPEB, as it stands i don't want to leave either of them. My plan is to combine the two of them cause from my understanding Jupeb has same course outline with year one (i may be wrong though), i know it could be very stressfull. I dont know the degree [of stress] honestly this could be very costly paying both jupeb and pharmacy school fees. I also heard that i can pay acceptance fee then write to the VC to delay my admission to 2018 towards the end of my jupeb program, i don't really know what to do i want to complete this jupeb program and also i can't let pharmacy go just like that.

Please i need experience advice. thank u guys!

pay your acceptance fee and write the school to put ur admission on hold (deferment of admission) then you can finish up ur JUPEB programme and see if you meet the 5.0..

good luck

Daniel2289:
U rightly told us u are not attracted to that doctor. Now my question is,, what are you doing with somebody u are not attracted to And all he is asking for is sex, sex. Which I believe after he have gotten it, his love for u will slow down. Dis guy is not good for u.

On the other hand, This abroad guy in question, u don't even know him that well. You have not study him, and u are telling us he is nice. Are u 100% sure he is nice Pls. Don't be carried away because he lives in abroad. Wait for him to comes back and study him well.

Finally. Don't rushed into a relationship because ur friends are into it. Wait for the right guy. And when he comes you will know.
I hope this help?.

my guy, you're a murderer ooo

How to Scam 1000 young entrepreneurs and make millions of Naira before Christmas (10 easy steps below):

Step 1. Set up a platform called Africa's Young Entrepreneurs (AYE) and claim that it is the largest networking event for entrepreneurs in Africa.

Step 2. Use your connections to solicit for support/affiliation from a few prominent Nigerians and 'oyibo' people that we are supposed to be impressed by.

Step 3. Promise young entrepreneurs all over Nigeria that their business ideas will be funded. Make them go through a shabby 'application process' where they spend their precious time and hard earned money to travel long distances for screening then send them a congratulations email that they are BENEFICIARIES of an undisclosed award.

Step 4. Invite them to pitch their ideas at a panel but charge them huge sums of money for it (in 2015 struggling entrepreneurs were asked to pay N30,000 for a chance to 'pitch' their business ideas to a panel and most were given nothing in return. No mentorship. No financial aid. No resources. Nothing)
*Where on earth are people charged money to pitch their business ideas? This is called Advance Fee Fraud (aka 419) as it falls under Section 419 of the Criminal Code.

Step 5. Hold a fancy event at Oriental Hotel, Lekki and invite politicians to hijack it as a platform to campaign for 2019 (I am personally disappointed that Senator. Ben Murray Bruce would openly voice his support for former Vice President Atiku Abubakar towards 2019 elections, in a room full of Young Entrepreneurs seeking to take Nigeria forward not backwards.)

Step 6. Call the event "Networking With Giants Conference," but do not allow any of the attendees to have access to meet any of the "giants." Instead let the "giants" tell us the challenges of doing business in Nigeria (which we are more familiar with than they are, with all due respect.)

Step 7. In the middle of the program, invite Alibaba (the comedian) to unhumorously solicit for funds from the attendees INCLUDING THE ENTREPRENEURS WHO ARE SEEKING FOR FUNDING! UNBELIEVABLE!!! We are disappointed as to how a distinguished Senior Citizen such as Alibaba could be blindfolded into such a charade of an event.

Step 8. Hire Usherettes to carry POS around and harass people to donate money including the people who came hoping to get funding for their businesses. Really!??

Step 9. Gather all the so called BENEFICIARIES to snap group picture and give them cheap neck warmer and empty certificate paper with no name or signature on it as proof of what you have done (assumably for the purpose of soliciting funds from foreign donor organisations).

Step 10. Hire Lil Kesh and other artistes to perform to a room full of "BENEFICIARIES" who are still so confused at what is happening till at almost midnight they start leaving disappointed...after 3 months of application procedures, paying for ticket, travel expenses from different parts of Nigeria to attend a political event that they never opted for.

That is a simple 10 step process to scamming over 5000 young Nigerian entrepreneurs as executed by Summi Smart Francis, founder of AYE.

Summary:
The AYE 2017 "Networking with Giants Conference" was simply a night of politics that was played with young aspiring Nigerian entrepreneurs as the pawns. A very fine show of the true position of the Nigerian youth today - mere tools for political ends while the youths themselves return home empty handed after the politics have been played.

We sincerely appreciated the presence of the dignitaries present especially the likes of Fela Durotoye who gave a compelling talk about the future of Nigeria and the ABC's of getting it right for the sake of the youths upon who the future depends. We also appreciate the likes of Patrick Utomi and others who shared their wealth of experience in the Nigerian business terrain, likewise the warmth of Mrs. Folorunsho Alakija who has been grand matron of the event for 3 years running. But what we saw last night was a sham!

Please share this post until it goes viral. Mrs. Folorusho Alakija (grand matron of AYE), Chief. Bola Ahmed Tinubu (grand patron of AYE), Fela Durotoye, Pat Utomi, Sen. Ben Murray Bruce, former Vice President Atiku Abubakr, Fidelity Bank Managing Director and all the other dignitaries at the event too numerous to mention deserve to know hear our feedback since we were not given audience that night.

We wish to state that the Nigerian youths will no longer be used as pawns to political ends. We hereby urge the above named distinguished citizens of Nigeria to caution the activities of the management of the Africa Young Entrepreneurs platform and its founder Mr. Sunmi Smart Francis.

We shall be seeking redress via due process soon.

(Kindly share on every social media platform available, tag anyone who attended the AYE 2017 conference and tag bloggers and news outlet willing to publish this piece)

Courtesy, a Scammed 'Beneficiary.'
Teniola Esan Esq

"If you don't have sex for more than 66 times a year,you can Die" – Ghanaian Counselor Lutterodt says
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The controversial Counselor has dropped yet another hot relationship advice, and this time he’s talking how much sex we should get in a year.
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Counselor Lutterodt who is currently promoting his annual orgasm conference, in one of the posters used for the promotion revealed that as human beings, there is the need to engage in sex for sixty-six times and more.
According to him, anything short of that could lead to the death of people.

so all those Catholic priests and people that are yet to get married too He has to be Ghanaian

pocohantas:
Guys are not scarce.
Guys are everywhere.
Just that a particular class of guys are the most desirable. So, there is scarcity of that set. But guys are not scarce.

Can that girl swear no class of guy has ever found her desirable?
She can only say she hasn't seen the kinda man she wants. More reason she specified that earnings doesn't matter.
Meaning, earnings used to matter. Now, take a look at her hair, how much is she earning? That's by the way sha.

How come some of these girls will claim they can't see husband, they ignore all the upcoming guys around them and prefer to be side chicks to ready made men?

So many hustling young guys looking for a woman. Ladies should stick to one that fits up to 70% of their desires and work the way up together. Made guys are no longer going below their class, everybody should hook their level.

na you make sense jo

Wonders shall never end, a 36months pregnant woman seeing her baby coming out of her womb today at Nnewi teaching hospital

that's the fcbk post of this said guy......
it's funny how Nigerians could turn Halloween to real stories.

I also know some nairalanders that can put up ds picture and concort stories just to make fp.

Naija.....I hail thee

Today is a palindrome date.
*7-10-2017.*
*7102017*
Right to left and left to Right numbers are same. this is a unique day .

A groom in Singapore decided to teach his cheating bride a lifetime lesson by playing a footage of her alleged infidelity in front of their wedding guest.

According to Mirror, their loved ones and guest were stunned when they saw the bride ‘behaving intimately’ with another man on the screen.

The video as reported began with the bride and the groom’s relationship so far but suddenly, there was a clip of the bride with another man going into a hotel room and afterwards had intercourse in the room.

According to sources, the groom who is a wealthy businessman hired a private detective to trail his wife-to-be few weeks before their wedding. Perhaps, he had suspected that she was cheating on him.

After the video was played at the wedding, the ’embarrassed’ and ‘humiliated’ bride is said to have run out of the wedding hall.

It was not clear whether the ceremony had taken place by the time the groom got revenge on his ‘cheating’ partner.

continue reading.....
http://punchng.com/groom-humilates-cheating-bride-plays-infidelity-video-before-wedding-guests/amp/

CAPSLOCKED:
1. THESE PICTURES WERE DEFINITELY EDITED.
2. YOU'RE AN ATTENTION SEEKING CLOWN.

just like you've sort yourself out now......idiot

makydebbie:
This one is more ugly e no fit am biko

have u forgotten tow bobrisky started.....make ds one bleach too na, u go see wonder

and again

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it's so funny what some guys are smoking wanting to be females......see ds guy wanting to go the bobrisky way it's so funny what some guys are smoking wanting to be females......see ds guy wanting to go the bobrisky way