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Almighty God I worship you

Absolutely, nothing outshines a man that is a gentleman on the street and a freak in 'em sheets

Absolutely, nothing outshines a man that looks at you as if the sun rises on your face

jolosy jolosy. . . .I hope you wont sprinkle acid on your fwend's face when it gets to a point sef

just love and accept yourself as you are, no point fighting or struggling for compliments {to think the boys are only deceiving your friend sef }

and if going out with your friend shatters your already shattered self-esteem, den hang around an uglier girl or walk alone for pete sakes

one last thing. . . errrm seek less attention trust me, it pays

Absolutely, nothing outshines a man that doesn't criticize your ways

'Cant nobody do it like you. . . you are the best, babe

obowunmi:
Is Queen that ugly that she couldn't find anyone

https://lcontent.ebuddy.com/web/va1.7.29/gfx/emoticons/yahoo/24.gif

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which one of them is ur neighbor anyways {errm, excuse my ameboism }

i think they should let sleeping dogs lie. . . wat if the Queen was married already will he go around begging her to come birth his baby or wat ?

the ball is in the woman's court sha if she wont mind being used over again she can go ahead

House cleaning - Mavado

Iyawo toh badt

errrm you bet' not cheat on me sha o

Rotfl @ quick pain reliever

All other men cheat except my man

wat a man can do a woman can do even berra. . . .show him the truth in that statement jare

wat is good for the goose is best for the gander

bring men home sef, let him know hez bad but you are badder

Uyi Iredia:
@ googles >>> thank God for you >>> Daddy's beating worked wonders   >>> is the title of the "aah licky boom boom down ah licky bum" song really Informer >>> it seems like one of these old skull songs Inused to listen to when I was small

yea informer is an oooooold song. . . very funny song but one of my best sha

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Epic- MI

Fimile -Kas,Dbanj and tuface

bad a[i]s[/i]s sheekens 

Informer - Snow

ah licky boom boom down

Rotfl. . . .the dude is crazy !!

he even gave her a deadline like wtf ?? passive-aggressive personality disorder ? that guy is a nama

oh jeez ! you really wrote dat on her wall ? the abortion talk and all ?

how dumb can you be mahn ? how old are yuh ? wow !! the way pple post stuff on facebook makes me wonder if they think sef

why would you write that online ? anybody can av access to her acct even her parents ! wat if they see all dat bunkum you wrote ? no wonder she tried

to kill herself. . who would want to walk around stigmatized as a bed-hopper,cheat and worse still,a baby killer ! dude. . .i feel like beating you now i swear

down

Gosssssssh ! she made herself a creamy relaxer ?? oh my ! pls tell me dat part was you trying to exaggerate this talk

oh well, if its true sha let her go once and for all times, cos in the end if you guys get back together twill just be a pathetic relationship built on distrust,

pity, sympathy and "i-once-loved-her-syndrome" just let go with time you both will heal. dont worry abt her trying to kill herself again, shez a cat with

nine lives if relaxer did not kill her nothing in this world can

y me:
If VENUS is the planet of LOVE and MARS the planet of WAR then what is EARTH?

planet of s[i]e[/i]x maybe

Atreides:
@googles,if any Nler is brutally murdered i know where to turn. .

choii see implication ! my hand no dey o

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i give pple false hopes. . .honestly, i enjoy doing that  

Atreides:
Sociopath!  

hehehe. . .  


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I eat a lot. . . .I finished all dat food in one night  

White witch + Foolish Landlord = Frustration

I act nice all the time meanwhile i have evil thots going on in my mind

Jeez ! Nigerians and double standards sha *SMH*

I remember one thread where one guy said his girlfriend is boring and dull. . .most said shez a witch,pretender, slowpoke blah blah blah

now coin is flipped we have a boring boy and we all paint him as the "good husband material"  

oh please husband material ko ? who needs a boring husband anyways ? no one said he should be the party type or talk till Jesus comes. Just carry on a

decent conversation and stop being a zombie

violent:
^^

have you been nacking Miss?

a little

Yea i can tell from the start if hez a friend material

i just love saturdays like this one mahn

Awww babez i can totally relate wit your story. . . . .I was in a long distance relationship for a while too errm a very long while, we are finally together now tho'

wen we finally saw, twas like a honeymoon-dream come true . . . .if you guys are nacking hmmm  pack all the nack stuff you know cos u ll need them  

dont spend the entire time indoors, go out have fun, share good laughs, try as much as possible not to fight or argue {tho i flunked dat myself  }

compliment him always and just be yourself. dont try to act too nice or wat you are not just be free. I honestly hope you guys have fun  

Thank you Lord God

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