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i'm hungry. . . . cravings ?? nah i bind you spirit of addiction |
BlakkBoi:xcuss me. . . am afalable o ![]() Pweety4me:na my monkey naw, na me dey train am for our zoo ![]() |
chamotex:dey console yourself dia well sha true true mahmah monkey no fit throw monkey for bush na to like am like dat ![]() |
chamotex:yes jor you love ugly chicks die stop forming no be wowo go marry wowo ni ![]() |
indie22:gimme the gun i can do the shooting while you do the taking of the bullets ![]() and FYI am a sniper i no dey ever miss target ![]() |
Ruq:cool my tattoo was spontaneous too i just saw a tattoo parlor nd i was like wow am going to brand myself ![]() now i have my name crested on my back ![]() |
chamotex:yea my bad 'm sorry. . . . i wasnt notified pele it is well. . . . ![]() |
chamotex:yea i saw it wasnt explanatory enuf you were merrygorounding its okay if you dont want to talk about it you ll be fine hmm |
emmboy: ![]() why ? you are tired of spending your hard-earned bucks on chocolate and cakes ? just kidding |
chamotex:yes after you tell me wats wrong wit you |
WT ![]() |
![]() yes like a bored housewife sef ![]() |
Ruq:cool then. . . do you have tattoos too am a sucker for tattoos i have one on my back and am seriously thinking of getting another one 'm not a rock person tho' i love soft music ![]() |
chamotex:not until you tell me wats up ![]() |
![]() help me ![]() |
Old Yeller - "You spineless good-for-nothing drag-arse no-talent son of a naughty woman! Can't you see you're making me miserable??" Shocked Lips sealed Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell Advantages: Pays attention to you Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans The Bosser - "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look." Wink Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, Yes Mom Advantages: Often right Disadvantages: Often right, but so what? Huffy - "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at." Embarrassed my worst nitemare Lips sealed Also known as: No Fun, Humorless Prig, Cold fish, Chilly Proposition, Iceberg, Snarly Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you Disadvantages: You will have no friends
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Ruq:dayuuuuum dat is one crazy ish . . . . . why not try a simpler one, thats too metallic sommin a rock person can rock but if you dont mind the stares and talks its cool ![]() |
- i've never worn a long flowing skirt i think those skirts are ugly ![]() - i love the color purple so much - i fetishize my dresses. . . Gawd am crazy about my dresses - i make designs for evening dresses nd skirts - i hate cliques i hate it wen a group of four,five or more girls walk on a straight file esp if they are all wearing the same color like pink ![]() |
My Gawd wat nonsense ? arrant nonsense ![]() lets say am the hypothetical wife and one hypothetical scallywag is calling to tell me she has ogogoro mixed with weed in her brainhouse i will actually tell her congrats and cut the fone but if she calls me back she will be so "lawyered" ![]() as for the man hmm God help us if we dont get a divorce dats the height of disrespect now a new marriage with a five months old toddler kai i will show him pepper. . . mcheeeew some men are agberos in designers sha |
![]() oh i give up. . . will you just tell me wats wrong wit you ? or do i have to smack it out of you |
smallie ![]() |
crap !! double crap !!! why should anyone see it as normal for his/her partner to cheat ? for wat now ? ![]() my boyfriend cheats on me this minute am on to the next one abeg no time ![]() |
D D ![]() |
$2million ![]() |
lalaboi:wat have you been drinking or wat has been drinking you ![]() better stop it before it gets you a permanent space in yaba left ![]() |
![]() why in the world would anyone want to slap her husband ?? doesnt make any bit of sense to me |
lalaboi:hmmm i rest my case on this one. . . . . o ti yawo finally ![]() |
hmmm wat a day. . . . ![]() |
lalaboi:yeee lala emi ?? oya kneel down raise one hand,close one eye nd open your mouth sharp sharp ![]() |
lalaboi:mcheeeeeeeeeeeew olodo oshi ![]() |
iwo lalaboi yii o ti baje gan o at first ope mi olodo now fake hair hmmm hmmm hmm wait till i catch you |
- i'm a very sarcastic person - i hate necklaces of any sort - i love to take long walks - i hate spending hours at a salon - i love hugging pple too much ![]() |
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