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Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by finestboy1: 2:45pm On Apr 20, 2010
daduke2k:


who u dey flog
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 2:09am On Apr 21, 2010
chipmunkey:

@ poster na which one be your gal?
its up there mate grin
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Pweety4me(f): 2:11am On Apr 21, 2010
^Lolz tongue
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by googles: 2:39am On Apr 21, 2010
Old Yeller - "You spineless good-for-nothing drag-arse no-talent son of a naughty woman! Can't you see you're making me miserable??" Shocked Lips sealed
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell
Advantages: Pays attention to you
Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans

The Bosser - "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look." Wink
Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, Yes Mom
Advantages: Often right
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?

Huffy - "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at." Embarrassed my worst nitemare Lips sealed
Also known as: No Fun, Humorless Prig, Cold fish, Chilly Proposition, Iceberg, Snarly
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you
Disadvantages: You will have no friends

Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 2:41am On Apr 21, 2010
damn, this topic dey front page already, HAHAHAHAH grin grin grin grin
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Pweety4me(f): 2:42am On Apr 21, 2010
Lolz & it's right @ d top N.1. . . cool tongue
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 2:46am On Apr 21, 2010
I Have that feeling that iice did this, lolz tongue
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Girl846(f): 4:25am On Apr 21, 2010
;d ;d ;d
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by bawomolo(m): 4:37am On Apr 21, 2010
daduke2k:



lol what the hell
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 7:42am On Apr 21, 2010
Going by the post, means the percentage rate for an Ideal girl is very low. Maybe 3% of all. undecided
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by DANAREWA2: 7:51am On Apr 21, 2010
Can u come down 2 our level what u ar saying sounds jargorn.
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 8:09am On Apr 21, 2010
lol
whao!this a nice tread
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 8:24am On Apr 21, 2010
DAN-AREWA:

Can u come down 2 our level what u ar saying sounds jargorn.
Nothing so difficult about what poster is saying bro. You should step up to his and not him coming down. grin
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by azundu1(m): 8:31am On Apr 21, 2010
very funny cool embarassed lipsrsealed
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by djcrucifix(m): 9:26am On Apr 21, 2010
nice one.lol
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 10:27am On Apr 21, 2010
When I saw the part about this thread being a response revenge to a previous thread '9 types of boyfriends', I decided against taking it seriously at because I had foolishly thought there would be some sense in it and had come here, expecting to determine what type of girlfriend I would most likely be and see if I needed improvements or if I could pick any tips up on how to be a better partner.
But no. It turned out to be just another 'males bash females' then 'females bash males' and let's see who can cause the most offence and/or emotional distress.
And it made the front page. . . . .
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by petebor02(m): 10:37am On Apr 21, 2010
all of the above
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Iyineda(m): 10:56am On Apr 21, 2010
Ms. Dreamgirl please. cool
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by slaykay07: 11:01am On Apr 21, 2010
Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask
your forgiveness and to seek your direction and
guidance

We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed
our values

We have polluted the air with profanity and
pornography and called it freedom of expression

We have neglected to discipline our
children and called it building self esteem,

We have ridiculed the time-honored values
of our forefathers and called it enlightenment.

Search us, Oh, God, and know our hearts
today; cleanse us from every sin and set us free.
Amen!
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by sley4life(m): 11:26am On Apr 21, 2010
anything goes into front page
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by SmashingM(f): 11:34am On Apr 21, 2010
creative!
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Witi(m): 12:40pm On Apr 21, 2010
Nice piece.
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by kcblast(m): 2:33pm On Apr 21, 2010
That's hot poster, i can only laugh out my lungs
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 2:36pm On Apr 21, 2010
you are a very good author.
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by kcblast(m): 2:49pm On Apr 21, 2010
Ehhmmm,one up to u poster
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by blackcat1: 3:17pm On Apr 21, 2010
Iyineda:

Ms. Dreamgirl please. cool

Who's looking for me cheesy
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by gReenmAn(m): 3:29pm On Apr 21, 2010
Funny grin
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by sammytb(m): 3:52pm On Apr 21, 2010
cool
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Pennywise(m): 4:01pm On Apr 21, 2010
It is doubtful if any gf was meant to be of any particular kind.

I mean a grumpy old yeller could be No 9 with the right dude vice versa.
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Enockia(m): 4:37pm On Apr 21, 2010
ma girl falls under all the category
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by flexxydan: 4:58pm On Apr 21, 2010
where the hell is the types of girlfriend??
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 5:00pm On Apr 21, 2010
Quote from platinumk,

"^^ A Mixed Combination of ALL of them except:

Old Yeller- I dont yell, though I can get pissed, but I usually walk off.
And Im quick to dump!"


Girl, you're a beautiful liar!

Member me?!


slaykay07:

Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask
your forgiveness and to seek your direction and
guidance

We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed
our values

We have polluted the air with profanity and
indecency and called it freedom of expression

We have neglected to discipline our
children and called it building self esteem,

We have ridiculed the time-honored values
of our forefathers and called it enlightenment.

Search us, Oh, God, and know our hearts
today; cleanse us from every sin and set us free.
Amen!


Amen!

@ Rokiatu,

Is that your real hair?  shocked

Enockia:

ma girl falls under all the category

Too bad, too sad!  embarassed

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